Chapter 076 Crazy Tentacles-15

Jiang Yan's face turned cold, "Since you are fine, I will leave."

As soon as I turned around and took a step, my wrist was grabbed.

"do what?"

"Wife, I'm hurt."

Jiang Yan: "...Who is your wife?"

"You." The man sitting on the ground blinked, "Or do you still prefer me to call you husband? It's not impossible."

Jiang Yan said bluntly, "You are sick."

"Okay, I was wrong before. I shouldn't have concealed my gender." Meng Tang exerted force with his wrist and pulled Jiang Yan down who was caught off guard. Jiang Yan fell suddenly into Meng Tang's arms, with his whole face resting on the man's strong chest.

Meng Tang held Jiang Yan firmly on his body and ran his hand down Jiang Yan's back, "Wife, I was wrong. Please forgive me this time, okay?"

Jiang Yan gritted his teeth and said, "Let me go!"

"No." Meng Tang said childishly, "Unless you forgive me."

"Besides hiding your gender, how many other things do you think I don't know?"

"Yeah, well, it's true." Meng Tang thought, "Actually, I'm not a human."

No, it feels like I'm scolding myself.

Meng Tang continued, "I am probably a monster who likes you? Or a monster? A beast?"

"Why do you like me?"

Meng Tang shrugged, "I said this is fate, do you believe it?"

Jiang Yan: “…”

"Go home. I'll tell you slowly when you get home."

After Meng Tang finished speaking, he carried the ginger and salt on his back and walked out without looking back.

"What are you doing?" Jiang Yan struggled, but was patted on the butt by Meng Tang, and a deep voice followed, "Don't move."

Jiang Yan's face flushed, "What do you think I am?"

I only heard someone shamelessly say, "Be a wife."

Jiang Yan tried his best to suppress the anger in his heart, "There are a lot of people outside."

Meng Tang paused for a moment, then suddenly realized, "Oh, I almost forgot, you like to keep a low profile."

Jiang Yan's throat choked, "..." Do you understand what I mean?

However, the next second, Meng Tang and Jiang Yan were seen rushing straight to the top of the building.

The sky was bright at this time, and Jiang Yan narrowed his eyes subconsciously.

Looking out from the roof, there was a sea of people in the distance, and Meng Tang just stopped not far from the edge of the rooftop, holding the ginger salt.

Jiang Yan was a little confused, "Why have you been standing here?"

This scene...does he want to jump off the building?

"I'm waiting for an opportunity." Meng Tang said.

Jiang Yan blurted out, "And then jumped off the building?"

Meng Tang was so angry that he laughed out loud, "Even if I want to jump, I won't drag you with me."

Jiang Yan had just taken a breath when he heard Meng Tang continue, "No...you are right."

"???"

Suddenly, dark clouds came from all directions, swallowing up the originally bright sky. Cold air blew along the horizon, and the rain gradually became heavier, quickly clearing out the tourists in the amusement park.

"It's raining?" Jiang Yan was very surprised.

Meng Tang looked relaxed, as if everything was under control. He considerately took off his coat and covered the ginger salt in his arms.

Of course, this action was performed by the tentacles he summoned. Jiang Yan was still surprised by the sudden heavy rain, so he didn't pay special attention to how the clothes were draped over his body.

"Go home."

With a deep laugh, Meng Tang was seen holding the beauty and moving back and forth between the tall buildings using the "Light Steps in the Air". The speed was so fast that there was no need to worry about making the news headlines tomorrow.

On this journey home, Jiang Yan finally saw the species in Mengtang clearly -

An octopus with eight tentacles.

"—are those tentacles in the hallway yours?"

By the time Jiang Yan reacted and asked this question, Meng Tang had already taken him back home.

Inside the room, the lights flickered. Two adults and three children were facing each other at the table. The atmosphere became subtle.

Jiang Yan protected the three children and looked at Meng Tang across the table defensively, "Now answer the previous question."

Meng Tang thought that since he was already exposed, he might as well release the tentacles that were ready to move. However, this time he learned from the last lesson and only released a few docile ones to avoid another riot like last time!

"Oh, let me think about it." Meng Tang lowered his head and stroked the pink little tentacle. He looked up and saw Jiang Yan also staring at his tentacle, so he handed him one enthusiastically, "Do you want to touch it?"

Faced with the sudden approaching tentacles, Jiang Yan's whole body trembled, and his mind suddenly emerged with the scene of being toyed with by these tentacles in the corridor of the haunted house not long ago.

Jiang Yan felt extremely disgusted when he thought that the owner of these tentacles was this... a vicious male monster pretending to be a girl. He picked up a book beside him faster than he thought and smashed it hard on the tentacles handed to him by Meng Tang.

The tentacles are the incarnation of Meng Tang's thoughts, so the little tentacles felt the pain and shrank back aggrievedly into Daddy's arms.

The little tentacle curled up in Meng Tang's arms, looking extremely pitiful. Meng Tang sighed helplessly and could only caress it to comfort it. "Mommy doesn't dislike you, it's just a little misunderstanding, don't be sad."

Little Tentacle: QAQ.

Jiang Yan stared at him expressionlessly, looking at Meng Tang talking to a tentacle with an idiotic look.

Sure enough, the monster's thoughts are difficult to understand.

Jiang Yan was afraid that they might lead the children astray, so he asked the three children to go back to their rooms first.

Before leaving, Meng Xiaolan, holding a lollipop in her mouth, said to Meng Tang righteously, "You bad tentacle pretending to be a human, don't bully Brother Jiang Yan!"

Meng Tang: “…” Who is your brother?

Meng Xiaolan ignored her brother's expression and returned to the room with the other two brothers.

Now there are only two people left in the living room, to be precise, one person and one monster.

Meng Tang, who was almost irritated by Jiang Yan's stare, scratched his head guiltily and said, "Where were we talking about?"

Jiang Yan said calmly: "What is your purpose in approaching us?"

Meng Tang corrected: "It's to get close to you, I'm not interested in three children."

Jiang Yan took a deep breath and said, "Go now."

Meng Tang played the victim: "I am homeless."

Jiang Yan: "Don't you monsters all have homes all over the place?"

"But we are already in this kind of relationship. It would be wrong for you to chase me away, right?" Meng Tang blinked pitifully.

Jiang Yan was startled, then laughed coldly, "I'm in love with a girl named Meng Tang, not a man named Meng Tang."

"That's easy. I can just go back dressed as a woman." Meng Tang said calmly.

Jiang Yan thought this tentacle monster was stupid, but after observing him carefully, he felt that he was not a bad person. After all, they had been together for so long and he had never done anything bad.

His job is to catch bad guys. In theory, this person who has never done anything bad is not under his jurisdiction.

But they were afraid to let him go, because this guy would become resentful and start doing evil things.

Jiang Yan calmed down and thought about it. He had fought with this tentacle in the haunted house before. The tentacle was stronger than him and even stronger than the monsters he had caught before. If this guy caused trouble, it would be difficult to deal with.

After careful consideration, Jiang Yan finally said, "Okay, you stay."

After getting a positive answer, Meng Tang's eyes lit up instantly, and the tentacles on his body waved excitedly like dancing vines. One of them almost stuck to Jiang Yan's face while dancing.

Jiang Yan pushed the tentacles away in time and said coldly: "But we have three rules."

Meng Tang nodded like a good dog: "You go ahead."

"First: You sleep on the floor at night."

"Okay~"

"Second: Don't scare the children."

"…They are not your biological children, why do you take care of them so much?"

Meng Tang's mumbling was discovered by Jiang Yan, who immediately swept a cold blade over him, and the man covered in tentacles immediately shut up.

Jiang Yan then continued, "The third one... I haven't thought about it yet, I'll talk about it later."

"My wife is as kind as ever."

"Don't call me wife!"

"When acting, you have to act it out completely." Meng Tang said with a smile, showing a few white teeth.

Jiang Yan was still indifferent, "Who is acting with you?"

"Huh? Not acting?" The tentacle monster with a strange way of thinking said in surprise, "Then you are my real wife?"

Jiang Yan rubbed his eyes with a headache, "It's unreasonable."

As soon as he finished speaking, he was "kissed" by a tentacle, leaving a wet mark on the side of his cheek.

Jiang Yan opened his eyes slightly, and when he reacted, the tentacle had shyly escaped and fled back into his father's arms.

"Just keep your tentacles under control!" Jiang Yan said faintly angrily.

Meng Tang nodded solemnly, but when Jiang Yan wasn't paying attention, he quietly said to the little tentacle, "Well done."

The little tentacle curled up its tip, covered its non-existent eyes, and looked shy.

In the room after dinner, Jiang Yan returned to the big bed and lay comfortably. He lay on his side with his back to Meng Tang who was sleeping on the floor, his eyes fixed on the screen of his mobile phone.

His boss sent him a new message, asking how he and his girlfriend were getting along.

Jiang Yan paused for a long time in the input area before typing out the following words forcefully:

good.

[Boss: That’s good. Come back to work tomorrow. I have an important new task for you.]

Ginger salt: ...

Suddenly I felt that dating was pretty good.

Jiang Yan sighed at the phone screen, and a weak voice came from behind him, "Wife, the floor is so hard."

"Don't you have a lot of tentacles? Why don't you summon a few more to cushion your position?"

Meng Tang said quietly, "I'm afraid you won't be able to bear it if there are too many."

Jiang Yan didn't quite understand: "...what does it have to do with me?"

Mengtang Riddler: “Nothing.”

Jiang Yan was too lazy to ask further questions and just said, "Go to bed early. I have to go to work tomorrow."

"What about me?"

Meng Tang tilted his head and stared at the beautiful silhouette on the bed.

Jiang Yan turned around and met Meng Tang's gaze. "Don't you have your own things to do?"

"My own business?" Meng Tang showed a confused expression.

Jiang Yan asked: "What did you do before you met me?"

Meng Tang was speechless for a moment, "Uh..." Following you, spying on you...

If I say it out loud, I'll be considered a pervert.

Seeing that he seemed to be hesitant to speak, Jiang Yan continued to ask, "What are you thinking about? You won't do anything bad, will you?"

"Of course not." Meng Tang denied it.

"Then what's there to not say?"

Meng Tang racked his brains and finally made up a seemingly reasonable excuse, "I'm moving bricks."

Jiang Yan glanced at the tentacles extending from Meng Tang's quilt and suddenly said, "That should be very efficient and profitable."

Meng Tang didn't understand what Jiang Yan was talking about. Anyway, the tentacles were quite convenient for surveillance, but he was just too greedy and got hungry easily, so he said slowly, "It's just... OK."

"Okay, I'm sleepy, go to bed early."

Jiang Yan quickly turned over again and faced his back towards Meng Tang.

Meng Tang stared at the person on the bed in a daze.

My wife is sleepy.

But he... is so hungry now.

I want to eat something.