Chapter 078 Crazy Tentacles-17

"No, impossible!"

A monster brother responded hastily.

"Yes, Boss, we have followed your teachings and have changed our ways."

Another monster brother echoed.

"Am I that gullible?"

Meng Tang squirmed his tentacled body and looked at the monsters with a cold gaze. A dangerous aura instantly filled the entire floor, and some monsters were already trembling with fear under the pressure of this powerful force.

"Oh, Boss!" A cry came from the monster group, "We have some news to tell you."

"What's up?"

A little monster shivered and said, "We caught two human undercover agents!"

"Um?"

The monsters retreated in unison, revealing Jiang Yan and Xiao Li who were tied up.

Meng Tang saw Jiang Yan at a glance, and his heart suddenly twitched. He quickly ran over with his tentacles, and lowered his voice: "Wife, why are you here?"

Jiang Yan said calmly: "Investigate the case."

Meng Tang touched his head with his tentacles, lowered his head slightly and said with evasive eyes: "Well, they are still young and ignorant. I will ask them to apologize immediately."

Jiang Yan hummed, and said casually, "It seems you have quite a lot of followers."

"I'm just an ordinary octopus." Meng Tang said quietly, "In fact, I'm not familiar with them."

Xiao Li looked at Jiang Yan and Octopus talking to each other, and curiously poked his head out, "Brother Jiang, do you know each other?"

Jiang Yan nodded.

Xiao Li suddenly understood, "Haha, I understand. With Jiang Ge's looks, it won't be difficult for him to take down the monster."

Jiang Yan glanced at Xiao Li.

"Honey, don't move. I'll help you untie the rope."

Meng Tang stretched out his tentacles to untie Jiang Yan, and after that he did not forget to pat her back, with a warm and kind look, "Honey, can I take you home?"

"Hey, what is the boss doing?"

"Why did the boss let that human go?"

"Could it be that the boss has taken a fancy to that human?"

The ignorant monster brothers were whispering among themselves. When Xiao Li heard this, he immediately acted like a sober person, cleared his throat and said, "Your boss is now my brother Jiang's man. You little monsters, why don't you surrender!"

The monsters looked confused, as if they didn't understand, until their leader spoke in person, in a concise and to the point manner:

“This is my wife.”

The monsters were shocked at first, and then they rushed to flatter her, "Hello, sister-in-law!"

Jiang Yan: “…” That’s not necessary.

"Return the stolen items." Jiang Yan said calmly, "Since you haven't done anything else that's harmful to the world, I won't arrest you."

The little monsters said in unison: "Yes, sir!"

Then, the little monsters disappeared into the building, and finally only two people and an octopus were left.

Xiao Li leaned close to Jiang Yan's ear and whispered, "Brother Jiang, don't you have a girlfriend? How come you are his wife now?"

Jiang Yan did not choose to hide it and said directly: "He is my partner."

Xiao Li's eyes widened. "Ah? Wait, you mean, your previous blind date was him?"

Jiang Yan did not deny it.

Xiao Li scratched his head, "Brother Jiang, he shouldn't be the one threatening you, right?"

Jiang Yan raised his eyelids, "Why do you say that?"

Xiao Li smacked his lips and said, "Brother Jiang, you are so handsome, and that octopus is so ugly. Besides, aren't you a straight man? I don't think that octopus is attractive enough to turn you gay."

Meng Tang, who was eavesdropping on their conversation with his ear tilted, curled up his tentacles and clenched them into a fist, looking a little angry.

Jiang Yan glanced at a secretly angry tentacle and said lightly, "Not bad."

Hearing his wife speaking for him, Meng Tang's hormones suddenly rose, and the tentacles clenched into fists instantly loosened and softened, and a happy expression on his face was fully revealed.

It turns out that my wife still loves me, hehe.

"jingle."

There was a new message on the phone.

Jiang Yan took a look and saw that it was from his boss. After reading it, he edited the message and sent it over.

[Mission accomplished.]

"Is it the boss?"

Xiao Li asked.

Jiang Yan nodded, "It's time to get off work."

When they got downstairs, Jiang Yan asked Xiao Li to go first, and he turned back to look at an octopus that was far away.

"Are you planning to stand there forever?"

It was already evening, and the weather forecast said it was going to rain heavily. Jiang Yan felt a bit of wind. After calling a Didi car, he saw Meng Tang standing there while waiting, so he patiently asked, "Are you not going home tonight?"

Meng Tang said shyly, "My feet... my tentacles are numb from standing there."

Jiang Yan asked calmly: "Can't you recover?"

Meng Tang said: "I feel numb and can't make the transition for now."

Jiang Yan asked: "What should I do? Should I hug you?"

When it comes to "hug", Meng Tang's heart starts pounding and he becomes a little shy. "I should be the one doing this kind of thing."

Jiang Yan looked away and said, "I was just saying it casually. The driver will be here soon. You should think of another way and don't scare the driver."

Meng Tang blinked his eyes and thought: My wife is so kind.

"I can turn into a little octopus."

"Little octopus?"

Under Jiang Yan's inquiring gaze, Meng Tang shrank instantly as if by magic, and his human-shaped head disappeared, turning into a real octopus.

Meng Tang, who turned into a small octopus, was only as tall as Jiang Yan's ankles and only as big as a palm. If you didn't look carefully, you couldn't find it at all.

The little octopus then took small steps and moved its claws to crawl to Jiang Yan's feet. Jiang Yan squatted down and stared at the octopus in front of him. The more he looked, the more familiar it seemed.

Isn’t this the one in the goldfish tank at home?

By the way, when he went out this morning, he didn’t see the octopus when he was feeding the fish. It turned out to be Mengtang.

Jiang Yan put his hand on his chin and fell into thought.

At this moment, the little octopus saw that his wife did not move and did not take the initiative to pick it up, so he could only take the initiative to climb up slowly along Jiang Yan's ankle.

Then it...slipped into Jiang Yan's pants.

Jiang Yan felt a chill at the base of his legs and with a gloomy face he pulled the octopus out of his pants.

Color octopus.

Jiang Yan picked up the octopus and put it into the chest pocket of his shirt. After the little octopus's head was pressed in, it came out again as if in a huff.

"Don't move if you don't want to be discovered."

After hearing this, the little octopus crawled back into the pocket aggrievedly, leaving only two thin and long tentacles outside the pocket, like a carved two-leaf flower.

Jiang Yan was helpless. Just then the car arrived, so he didn't care anymore. He just reminded him again: "Don't come out."

The little octopus replied softly: "Okay~"

The soft and sticky sound reached Jiang Yan's ears, and his heart trembled and felt a little numb.

Yes, it's kind of cute.

Jiang Yan liked small animals, and when he heard Meng Tang's coquettish voice, he couldn't help but soften his heart.

…

Half an hour later, Jiang Yan returned home with the little octopus.

Meng Xiaolu and Meng Xiaolan were watching TV in the living room. Sounds of games came from the room. It should be Meng Xiaohei playing games.

As soon as the two children in the living room saw Jiang Yan, they ran over and acted coquettishly, "I'm hungry."

Jiang Yan patted their heads and said, "I'll cook for you later."

The two of them curled their eyes, kissed Jiang Yan on each cheek, and then shyly slipped away.

Jiang Yan was a little dazed, and saw the little octopus in his pocket suddenly come out, waving its flesh-pink tentacles and rubbing them against Jiang Yan's cheeks, cursing, "This is my wife! My wife!"

The image of the cute little octopus collapsed in an instant.

Jiang Yan expressionlessly pried open the tentacles on his face, "He's just a kid, why bother with these things?"

Mengtang has unspeakable sufferings.

These three children are his younger brothers. The lifespan of octopuses is very long. He is over a hundred years old now, and his younger brothers are only a few decades younger than him. So when calculated, his younger brothers are not young at all, and are not as naive and innocent as they look on the surface!

"Hey, where's that beautiful sister?"

Meng Xiaolu seemed to remember something and suddenly said.

A voice came out from Jiang Yan's pocket, with a hint of indifference, "There is no beautiful sister, only a grumpy brother."

Meng Tang crawled out of Jiang Yan's pocket, but he didn't control the height well and fell to the ground with a thud, causing some pain in his butt.

He held back, and then his human body returned to that of a tall and handsome man.

"It still looks better this way." Meng Tang lifted his bangs and made a move that he thought looked handsome but was actually stupid.

Jiang Yan chose to ignore him and walked towards the kitchen.

Seeing that his wife was not moved by his heroic appearance, Meng Tang was a little discouraged. He quickly chased after her and asked, "Wife, what are you doing?"

"Cook."

"Then I'll help you!"

I have to say, it’s good to have an octopus boyfriend. After all, he has many hands, which speeds up the process of cutting vegetables.

It's this silly octopus who always likes to show off. While cutting vegetables, he glanced at his wife and said, "Honey, you look so good in an apron. Your waist is so thin, hehe."

"..." Jiang Yan continued to ignore it. Soon, he heard a scream of pain in his ear. He turned around and found that this idiot had cut off his tentacle.

“Ahhh.”

Meng Tang screamed hysterically. The severed tentacle was still alive, but it was struggling and jumping on the chopping board sadly and lonely.

A large amount of blood flowed out from the broken part, and Meng Tang blinked with tears in his eyes.

Jiang Yan sighed, went back to the room to get the medicine box and came back, "Don't move, I'll bandage you."

Meng Tang stared at Jiang Yan eagerly. The bright light outlined the delicate face of the young man in front of him, as well as his waist that could be embraced with one hand, which was outlined by the apron. He instantly forgot the pain and his eyes moved back and forth on Jiang Yan.

"Can your tentacles grow back?" Jiang Yan asked casually during the bandaging process.

Meng Tang shook his head and nodded, "I can reconnect the broken tentacle."

Jiang Yan froze for a moment, looking at the lump that he had wrapped in a layer of white bandages, hesitantly said: "Then should I not bandage you?"

Meng Tang sniffed, "It's okay, honey, please continue. I like you touching me like this."

Jiang Yan: “…” Are you suffering from a serious illness?

"So you can actually fix it yourself?"

Meng Tang thought about it and nodded frankly: "Wait until the tentacle comes to its senses and runs back to take over."

Jiang Yan narrowed his eyes slightly, with a puzzled expression.

Meng Tang explained: "I cut it down. Even though it was accidental, it thought I abandoned it, so it was angry. I will pick it up again when it calms down."

Jiang Yan: “…” What the hell is this.