Chapter 765: Extra: Zhizhi's Pregnancy

Star Year 07.

It’s Sunday, the weather is sunny, and my mood index is minus three stars.

There is only one week left in March, and it will be another month of being locked up at home and becoming an endangered domestic protected animal.

I still can't understand life. I am so good at fighting and resisting, so why don't they treat me as a top laner, but treat me as a fragile auxiliary nurse to take care of TAT.

The rules of survival in the animal world are too difficult to understand, but the brave Zhizhi is not afraid of difficulties. Once this baby is safely born, he can return to the prairie and become a flat-headed brother and run wild as he pleases QAQ.

ps: This is the fifth month that I have been trapped in the birdcage made of pure gold. Their insane protection has finally smoothed out my desire to run away from home. I should always think on the bright side of things. Although they restrict me a lot, when I think about it carefully, now I can't do this or that, but I can do everything else!

happy! ...I'm just happy with you, you big-headed ghost!

You fucking @*##*, let me go! ! !

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"patient."

"Fuzhi."

"How is your health?"

"Five months pregnant."

“Are there any obvious morning sickness reactions?”

"none."

The doctor was confused. "Then why did you ask me to come to your house from the hospital for treatment?"

"Hair loss." Fu Zhicangshang said.

The doctor touched his own hair, looked at Fu Zhi's green grassland, and fell silent.

Fu Zhi's answer really silenced him.

I don't understand why she is dissatisfied with her hairline.

Meeting the doctor's gaze, Fu Zhi slightly turned sideways and pointed backwards, "You keep losing your hair."

"I also suffer from insomnia, dizziness, abdominal pain, night sweats, calf cramps, and general weakness." Ye Da, who was sitting behind Fu Zhi, showed two panda eyes under Fu Zhi's side. He had lost a lot of weight. He used to be thin but strong and very healthy, but in just five months, he became the skinny guy he is now.

Ye Da, who was emaciated, said helplessly and confusedly: "Doctor, am I going to die?"

His wrist was right next to Fu Zhi's hand.

The doctor felt the patient's pulse and before he could think about it, he exclaimed, "Oh my god! Look what I found!"

"Young man, you are pregnant!"

He was pleasantly surprised and said: "Has society finally seen anti-human phenomena?!"

Ye Da: “?!!!”

Damn it!

What the hell are you talking about!

Fu Zhi: "...Doctor, you are taking my pulse."

doctor:"……"

Sorry for being so rude.

For a moment, I mistakenly thought I had discovered some shocking secret.

"Ahem," the doctor withdrew his hand and said in a serious tone, "How long have your symptoms lasted? What was the initial situation?"

"It's been five months, doctor. It started with insomnia, which means I couldn't sleep all night."

"Maybe you're under too much pressure. Is there anything going wrong at work or in your life?" the doctor asked.

Ye Da answered truthfully, "No. The country supports me, and I don't work. In life, my father is alive and well, I have brothers and sisters, and my cats and dogs are all healthy."

“…”Okay, okay, stop showing off.

The doctor asked again: "Since you have trouble sleeping, your appetite should be okay, right?"

"He doesn't eat much, so I prescribed some medicine for him. This is the prescription. He didn't feel any better after taking it. I think he has a mental illness." Fu Zhi handed a few lists to the doctor.

If Ye Da could not be cured, Fu Zhi would not have thought of finding another doctor to check Ye Da's psychology.

The doctor took the list in his hand and looked at it. The more he looked at it, the more he felt something was wrong. "Your symptoms... look like you're pregnant!... Hey, don't stare at me. If you stare at me, it looks like you're pregnant to me too! Are you usually chaste? Do you have sex... Hey, hey, hey, don't push me away!"

Before the doctor could finish his words, Ye Da grabbed him by the shoulders and threw him out of the room.

"Quack!" Ye Da said.

Fu Zhi: “…”

Fu Zhi felt that what the doctor said made sense.

Five o'clock in the evening.

Li Nanli returned home from the company.

When Fu Zhi first discovered that she was pregnant, she felt that Li Nanli seemed to be the most normal person in the family.

He got up early the next day and went to work as usual.

Fu Zhi felt a little inconvenient, because she was carrying a baby in her flat belly.

As she became a mother for the first time, even Ye Jiu felt dazed for her.

He felt that she was still too young in his memory, and he was still a child.

The "Antenatal Care Manual for Pregnant Women" lists many rules and regulations.

Perhaps out of boredom, after finishing his reading, Ye Jiu spent 300,000 yuan to buy a video tutorial online to learn how to take care of pregnant women.

Because the person who sells prenatal video explanations never expected to meet such a sucker who bought all the videos at once, so he specially sent Ye Jiu a decompressed and condensed video.

The video mainly talks about pregnant women falling down while walking normally, pregnant women choking on water and causing miscarriage, pregnant women getting angry and having difficult labor, and pregnant women talking loudly and affecting the development of their children...

Things like this led to Ye Jiu and the other non-pregnant women blindly believing what they heard. Because they had no experience, they could only follow what was said on the Internet and treat Fu Zhi as a beautiful rose in a glass bottle and take good care of her.

But Fu Zhi discovered that Li Nanli was different.

Maybe this is the charm of mature men, they won’t make a fuss over trivial matters.

But the thought lasted less than three seconds.

9:30 in the morning.

Li Nanli sent a WeChat message: [Did you go downstairs for a walk? Are you hungry? Are you feeling unwell? 】

9:35am: What are you doing? Are you hungry? Will you feel unwell? 】

9:40am: [Have you finished reading the book? Do your eyes hurt? Do you feel hungry? Is there anything you want to eat? 】

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3:55pm: [Are you hungry? Did anything unpleasant happen? I'll be home soon. Is there anything you'd like to eat? 】

Fu Zhi: “…”

Fu Zhi looked at the 999+ that had been accumulated throughout the day and fell into deep thought.

Some people appear to be mature and steady like old dogs, but in fact, they are still as fragile as naive dogs.

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Fu Zhi's baby is probably a son.

The conclusion was made by Ye Wu.

At that time, he had already asked the school for maternity leave to accompany his sister, and he had not returned to the university to teach for a long time.

He sat on the leather sofa, adjusted his golden glasses and said, "As the old saying goes, sour sons make spicy daughters. She always likes to eat sour plums recently, and she doesn't get a good rest. Only a son would not understand his mother. A caring little cotton-padded jacket would not toss around all day long."

"Although Xiaowu usually only knows how to do exercises and is like a fool, his point of view is very interesting. I agree with it." Ye Da was holding a book, which was introducing precautions for pregnant women, such as dietary restrictions. He said, "Tell the kitchen to cook some meat tonight. Meat is high in protein and quality. She has been eating vegetables for the past few days."

"By the way, we need to remove the mutton and fish. The fishy smell is too strong and pregnant women will easily vomit if they eat it."

Ye Da made the decision on tonight’s dinner.

In order to make Fu Zhi live a more comfortable life, he specially took the nutritionist qualification exam.

The various foods given to Fu Zhi every day were well-matched, and Fu Zhi rarely suffered from morning sickness.

Instead it was himself.

Maybe the weather has been too hot recently. Anyway, Ye Da’s appetite is not very good.

Ye Si suggested to him, "Don't you like fish? How about eating some fish?" He always couldn't eat and his body was worn out.

Ye Da shook his head. "No, the book says that pregnant women feel uncomfortable when they smell fishy smells, and Zhizhi didn't like eating fish before."

Discussing this with a few other people.

Fu Zhi went downstairs from the room.

This is her fifth month of pregnancy and her belly is already showing.

Compared to the cautiousness of other people, Fu Zhi can be regarded as extremely bold!

I can't say I walked very fast, but I didn't deliberately slow down my pace either.

I don’t know why, maybe mothers always feel that their own children are special when they look at them?

Fu Zhi always felt that the baby in her belly was not ordinary, not like a normal child.

She has been dreaming a lot recently, and always dreams of a golden ball.

The golden ball stretched out its arms and screamed at her, causing her to think for a moment that she was pregnant with a little golden ball.

"Ah!" Ye Da was shocked when he saw the situation and hurried to help her. "Walk slower! Were you chased by a wolf? Why are you walking so fast?"

"I can almost hear my nephew crying that he's going to have a miscarriage!"

Everyone: “…”

Fu Zhi: “…”

"Why are you coming downstairs at this time?" Ye Si asked her.

It's not a big deal. Fu Zhi said, "I want to eat sweet and sour fish tonight, steamed pork with rice flour, frog hot pot, crispy pork, octopus balls, spicy rabbit head, brown sugar taro cake, strawberry cheese, and small egg tarts!"

She called out a string of names in one breath, with a smile on her face, waiting to be fed.

Unexpectedly, Ye Da, who always listened to her opinions, stopped her without thinking and said, "No!"

"Why are you eating fish and crispy meat with that steamed pork with rice flour and egg tarts? No! Absolutely not! Fish is too fishy, ​​pregnant women will get morning sickness if they eat it! I won't allow it!"

Well-reasoned and logical.

But Fu Zhi said, "I don't want to vomit. I just want to eat."

"That won't work either!"

Fu Zhi clenched his fists, "Are you sure you can't do it?"

Ye Da: “…”

He didn't dare to do it, but he felt that Fu Zhi didn't understand. "I've read so many books. Don't I know whether eating fish will cause morning sickness? You've been acting so much lately. I'll do it for you now! Wait until you have morning sickness! Don't cry to me!"

Then the sound of chopping fish came from the kitchen.

Fu Zhi: “…”

I don't know why.

The eldest brother chopped off the fish head, but he might have taken her life.

At five o'clock in the evening, Li Nanli returned from the company.

Ye Da served the dish reluctantly.

From egg tarts to sweet and sour fish, there's everything.

Fu Zhi's eyes lit up, and under Ye Da's worried gaze, he picked up a piece of fish.

Suddenly, everyone's eyes at the table fell on her, and those worried and concerned gazes hovered over Fu Zhi.

Fu Zhi stuffed the fish into his mouth calmly.

A pregnant woman's daily routine and diet will undergo drastic changes after pregnancy.

I used to dislike fish because it had a strong fishy smell, but now it tastes delicious.

She moved her fingertips.

A faint fishy smell suddenly wafted over the table. It wasn't very strong, but it was definitely there.

A strong feeling of suffocation came, and his stomach was churning. Ye Da turned his head in panic and said, "Ugh~"

All the sour water in his mouth was spat out onto Fu Zhi.

Fu Zhi: “?”

Li Nanli was still trying to help Fu Zhi catch what Ye Da had vomited out.

Ye Da: “Ugh, ugh, ugh~ ugh~”

Fu Zhi: “???……?”

Everyone: “…”

He vomited all over the place, and finally, the doctor from the hospital came and gave the final critical illness notice -

"It's a false pregnancy. Miss Fu, you must be pregnant, which stimulated your elder brother and made him think he was pregnant. This disease mostly occurs in women. Now it happens in men, which can be regarded as... the times are progressing. Even the types of diseases and the people have become more and more complicated!"

Everyone: “…Oh!”

The flowery and whistling master Ye Da: "..."

In fact, as a doctor, Fu Zhi knows quite well what false pregnancy means, but this requires a prerequisite, that is, a woman must be very eager to get pregnant and show physical symptoms suspected of pregnancy.

Fu Zhi: "Is there any cure?"

"Maybe I have to separate from you and be isolated for a while."

Ye Da: “? No way!” Ye Da said with a look of despair: “My sister can’t leave me. If she leaves me before giving birth, I will suffer from postpartum depression!”

Look, are you speaking human language? Is the logic clear? Is there a causal relationship?

Ugh!

Fu Zhi said indifferently: "...No need to worry, just focus on healing your illness."

Then, on this sunny day, Ye Da was taken to the hospital for isolation.

He was filled with hatred and anger, and could not accept that he had this strange disease. He bit the iron bars that trapped him with his teeth and muttered incoherently, "Quack! Let me out!"

Coming out of the villa, passing by the roast duck stall.

The smell of meat in the air made the man's stomach churn. He turned his head away without saying a word: "Ugh~"

He took a break from cooking.

Vomited until I doubted my life.

Is he really not pregnant?

He is a man!

A role model for some rubbish brothers!

He actually did such a shameless thing!

How can he still live in this world with dignity?

Woo woo woo!

While being escorted to the hospital, the car passed a gravel road and was jolted a bit.

Ye Da didn't sit steadily, and his body swayed left and right, and the chair next to him hit his stomach directly.

A sharp pain came.

Ye Da: “!!!”

"Baojuan! Baojuan! My stomach hurts so much! Am I going to miscarry my baby?"

No, for the sake of this child who didn't even exist, he couldn't commit suicide. He had to stay alive!

Stay safe!

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My name is Li Changgu.

One glance brings long joy.

My father's name is Li Nanli and my mother's name is Fu Zhi.

Since I was born, I have lived in a family with many uncles, but they are not very good.

Compared to other people's families, my family seems a little strange.

Because my grandpa, oh, that is Fu Chao, was actually a weirdo who found true love only in his fifties!

His son is now two years younger than me.

Omg, I actually have to call a kid who wets the bed every day uncle.

What sins did I commit in my previous life QAQ.

But this is not the point, the point is——

I don’t think I’m an ordinary person, I think I’m a god.

A deity with divine powers.

I can freeze time.

I can go back in time.

But my divine power is still very weak now.

Not to mention going back to the past, even freezing time can only freeze it for one second.

Irritable TAT

What’s even more annoying is my uncle Xiaojiu, who has always been a headache for me.

He recently participated in a reality variety show.

I accidentally became a food blogger with tens of millions of fans.

He occasionally asked me to take his picture.

But I can understand it. After all, for men like us who are so handsome, why should we hide our beauty?

Posting on blogs is our daily routine.

Just like today.

Ye Jiu walked into the room and picked up his four-year-old nephew.

I shoved the phone into his hand and said, "Come on, take a picture of your uncle."

Little Chang Gu took steps with his short legs, humming and clapping his hands.

Ye Jiu was shaking the red wine glass, with no blood on his lips. He was standing on a tall building, wearing a bathrobe, with a look in his eyes that was three parts cold, three parts sarcastic, and four parts indifferent.

Xiao Changgu quickly used his mobile phone to record his uncle's pie chart.

And asked: "Uncle, uncle! I took the photo! I took it very seriously! Can you take a photo for me later?"

"Well, we'll talk about it later."

Ye Jiu took his mobile phone from Chang Gu's hand and flipped through the photos. He was very satisfied. Then he raised his leg, kicked his nephew, who was tired and sweating, back to the room, and locked the door from the outside.

"Why are you taking pictures! You little brat, you don't study all day long but just take pictures! You are not a good student!"

Li Changgu: “???”

Do you know that I am a god?

If you don’t keep your promise to me, I will turn you into Pinocchio!

But little Chang Gu is too young. Except for a few gentle uncles, like Ye Jiu, others only treat him as a little dog that can be bullied and don't regard him as a human being at all.

Even when they went out, they put a rope around Xiao Changgu's neck and said, "Follow closely, don't get lost."

Xiao Chang Gu: "..."

I have never been so speechless in my life, you did it!

This life of being bullied continued until Xiao Changgu was 17 years old.

The 17-year-old Xiao Changgu accidentally gained the ability to go back in time.

He tried to let his grown-up self go back in time and give himself a good beating for being stupid enough to believe Ye Jiu's words.

However--

After there were deviations in time, place and characters.

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Anno 14.

Changhong Junior High School.

It was a hot summer day and the air conditioner in the Beijing Noble Junior High School was humming.

But the air conditioners from more than ten years ago can never compare to those during the Xingyuan period.

This cooling effect made Fu Zhi extremely suspicious that there was no difference between setting the air conditioner to 24 degrees and setting it to 27 degrees in Xingyuan before.

Just as I was thinking about it, suddenly, a tall and thin figure rushed in from outside the classroom, rushing and flustered.

It was not until he arrived in front of Fu Zhi that he stopped and said stiffly, "Mom, I just tried it again. It takes a lot of divine power to change space. My divine power has been consumed once. It cannot be recovered within a year at least. If we want to go home, we must persist here for more than a year!"

Oh my god!

One year!

What does it take to go from being wealthy to being penniless?

As long as you have a naughty child, you can travel through time and space to the barren past in minutes.

Fu Zhi came to this time and space a month ago.

Li Nanli is only seventeen years old now and is in the third year of junior high school.

And she inexplicably became a sixteen-year-old, third-year junior high school student, whose parents had both passed away and who had to rely on social assistance to get enough food. She was just a poor student who was admitted to the school by Changhong with special admission because of her excellent academic performance.

Li Changgu's life experience was even more tragic. His mother became pregnant before marriage and died during childbirth. He was disliked by his relatives and thrown into a mountain ravine, but he had strong vitality and was raised by a pack of wolves. He was then discovered by humans, brought to society to study, and was specially admitted by Changhong.

Oh, it is worth mentioning that Li Changgu is now 17 years old, which makes him one year older than his mother Fu Zhi.

Two people came into this world out of nowhere, but everyone around them in this world seemed to know them.

Everyone thought that the two were orphans and had just transferred to the school in their third year of junior high school.

No one doubted the identities of the two people.

They actually have friends who they have known for several years.

Fu Zhi and Li Changgu: "..."

It's just so fucking off the mark!

What a good writer!

Even TV dramas are not as good at writing as you!

Fu Zhi had a terrible headache and looked at his son very subtly for a moment.

They went to the 927 Institute a few days ago and found that there was no such place.

They later went to the fz research institute, but there was no such place there either.

There is only Fu Chao in the world who has succeeded in starting a business.

There is no Ye Ze, no Ye Da, and no Fu Zhi.

In the end, the two people concluded that this was a parallel time and space.

In countless parallel universes, the country might create Fu Zhi, or perhaps, because of a subtle opportunity, it would not touch the field of genetically modified humans at all.

In other words, Li Nanli here doesn't know Fu Zhi at all.

That would be too difficult.

After all, Fu Zhi has no money here.

Not to mention Li Changgu.

He was born in Rome, with everything provided for him. Forcing him to go out to work and earn money would be like killing him.

But they have to make money, as they have no capital. Fu Zhi tried to contact Internet cafes and join the hacker alliance.

But...it was as if there was a bug in this world. The money earned by Fu Zhi would disappear immediately in the next second.

Fu Zhi: “…”

I don't get angry when others make me angry. Who would be happy if I get sick from anger?

Smile.

Smile...where's your mom!

Fu Zhi was so angry that he wanted to kill his own son.

But Li Changgu was very filial. He had loved his beautiful and smart mother since he was a child, and he was also influenced by the behavior of several men in his family.

Without even thinking twice, he told Fu Zhi, "I've decided! I'm going to drop out of school and start my own business!"

Fu Zhi didn't even raise his eyelids, "You don't even have the capital."

"No, I have!" Li Changgu took out five dollars from his pocket and said smugly under Fu Zhi's shocked gaze: "I just stole five dollars from my father's pocket. I decided to take five dollars today to buy a pair of rubber gloves to go to the factory to move bricks. I have inquired about it. If I do a good job in a day, it is not a problem to have fifty or one hundred dollars!"

Fu Zhi’s entrepreneurship is equivalent to creating the Fu Group!

Li Changgu's entrepreneurship means that I will take on the responsibility of doing physical labor!

Fu Zhi: “…”

Fu Zhi and Li Changgu are really poor.

There are only a few social subsidies available, and they have to be shared by a group of children.

There is only three hundred yuan in the meal card every month. Last time, Fu Zhi spent fifty yuan to buy fish-flavored pork slices, sweet and sour pork ribs, and spicy and sour potato shreds.

Only three days have passed in this month.

The laws of the world are too unfriendly to her as an invader. If nothing unexpected happens, she will end up eating dirt.

Fortunately, my son is very hardworking.

But Fu Zhi felt bad too, "You're going to spend five dollars to buy rubber gloves to carry bricks?"

"Don't worry, Ms. Fu! I'm a man, and it's okay for me to suffer a little! A loving mother often spoils her child. Don't feel sorry for me. I will live up to everyone's expectations and let us live a life of eating sweet and sour pork ribs every day!"

"No, I mean, can you buy me a pair of rubber gloves for two dollars, and then you can use the remaining three dollars to buy me a bottle of iced Coke?"

She doesn't even want milk tea, so is she going to be deprived of Coke too?

She felt so bad about spending all her start-up capital on rubber gloves QAQ.

Li Changgu: “…”

(End of this chapter)