The Natives of This World Are So Fierce

Mysterious beings, terrifying anomalies, and a magnificent, colorful world undergoing change~ Who stands out in the impact of an otherworldly invasion? An ancient swindler organization tells you th...

Chapter 8: The Trickster Elf

Chain, rubber cord, elastic tape.

Qin Xiaoxia took out the things he had prepared long ago from his home, and then tied up the mysterious thief, who looked like a child, in three layers of clothes.

Its mouth was also taped up.

I have to say that although this little guy looks ragged, there is actually not much mud on him to the naked eye, and there is no peculiar smell.

"What are you doing now? Waiting for the thief to wake up?"

"Is this thing really a monster or something? Could it be an alien?"

The strange thoughts in Qin Xiaoxia's mind began to play tricks.

What is certain is that it is definitely not a ghost, after all, it is breathing.

It even extended to the question of what would happen if this "major discovery" was submitted to the country, but this hypothesis was strangled after only 0.5 seconds.

I spent so much time and energy setting up the trap, not just to get a commendation and be done with it.

But now it doesn't feel like a big deal to just wait like this.

I gave him 5 times the adult dose and I have no idea when he will wake up.

Moreover, Qin Xiaoxia was 60% expectant and 40% fearful about what would happen after the little thief woke up.

I was afraid that this little thing would wake up and use its ultimate power to kill me in an instant.

As the saying goes, fortune and honor are achieved through risk. Qin Xiaoxia felt that this was the biggest adventure in his life so far, and others wanted to take this risk but didn't have the chance yet.

At this time, since it is difficult to leave, I can only wait on the side.

As a result, we waited until four o'clock in the afternoon.

"Fuck! This medicine is so strong? I'm not going to be poisoned to death!"

Fortunately, the little thief's chest was still rising and falling, which meant that he was at least not dead yet.

I had been in a state of high emotional tension and excitement, and the setting up of the trap, acting out the bondage scenes, etc. consumed a lot of physical energy.

Although I ate a lot of cake, my stomach is already rumbling even though it’s not time for dinner yet.

When you can't leave and don't feel like cooking, the natural thing to do is to order takeout.

Unlock your phone and check the food delivery app.

"Oh, Lao Liu's little restaurant is open! I must try the secret braised pork noodles and golden fried rice."

Perhaps business was slow because the restaurant had just opened, so the takeaway efficiency was very high this time, and it took less than twenty minutes from ordering to delivery.

Qin Xiaoxia directly asked the delivery man to put the food at the door. After the delivery man left, he ran to the door at the speed of a 100-meter sprint, opened the food area, and then closed the door.

During this time, he looked back at the table more than once to make sure the thief's condition was under control.

Lao Liu's cooking skills are absolutely top-notch. It is said that he studied under a master in his early years. The golden time for the noodles he makes is 5 to 20 minutes after they are out of the pot.

It's right now.

As soon as the noodle boxes and fried rice boxes are opened, the attractive shiny color, thick noodle soup and distinct noodles are presented, and the rich aroma fills the living room.

Qin Xiaoxia couldn't help swallowing.

Then use chopsticks to pick up the secret braised pork on top and take a bite.

But then, Qin Xiaoxia paused.

He found that the thief on the table seemed to move just now, but it seemed to be an illusion.

But Qin Xiaoxia felt that he would not make a mistake.

"Hehehe, I said I couldn't wait for you to wake up, but it turns out you were just pretending to be unconscious!"

As the saying goes, you can't wake up a person who is pretending to be asleep, and naturally you can't wake up a person who is pretending to be unconscious.

The thief pretended to be unconscious, which proved that he was very nervous.

Knowing this, Qin Xiaoxia felt very happy.

"You were pretending in front of me. I almost got fooled by you, but you still had enough self-control."

He picked up the noodles and the braised pork, and passed them in front of the tied little guy, especially in front of his nose.

"Wow, Lao Liu's cooking skills are getting better and better. It is said that this secret braised pork is made from three or four in the morning and is not finished until noon. The taste is unique in Qingzhen."

Then he took a big bite and slurped the noodles with his chopsticks, the sound of chewing and breathing mixed together.

Pick up the plastic bowl and take a sip of noodle soup.

"Ah~ so comfortable!"

During this process, Qin Xiaoxia clearly saw that the thief's eyelashes were shaking violently for a period of time.

"You are such a greedy guy... Even after I drugged you, you still can't resist."

"Don't pretend, you can still eat something if you get up now, otherwise even the noodle soup will be gone."

After saying this, he waited quietly for a while, but the little thief on the table didn't move.

Qin Xiaoxia looked at the braised pork, then looked at the things on the table.

He simply tore off the tape on the girl's lips, then placed the braised pork on the other person's lips.

The sauce and noodle soup on the braised pork remained a little bit and seeped into my mouth.

Obviously, the little guy's throat moved.

Then he couldn't bear it any longer and just opened his mouth and bit the braised pork hard.

But a pair of damn chopsticks moved the braised pork away before he could, and the little thief bit into nothing.

"Hey hey hey~~~Are you awake?"

"Hey, hey, you want to eat?"

Qin Xiaoxia sat aside with noodles in hand, smiling.

The previous series of reactions had almost reduced his fear of the "prisoner" on the table.

"If you want to eat, answer my questions. I'll give you one bite for each answer you give!"

The little guy at the table seemed very angry.

He kept twisting his body and struggling.

Qin Xiaoxia was secretly sweating in his heart, for he was really afraid that this guy would suddenly break the iron chain and rope, then stand up and kill him.

But this worry was destined to be unnecessary, as the little body twisted twice and then stopped moving.

"Modosala! @#...Kurumandra...Kurumandrasalaman@#@#Guliandonimi!!!"

A series of hurried voices with an atmospheric expression came out of the thief's mouth.

Qin Xiaoxia was stunned.

These words are obviously insults, which is easy to see.

This tone carries a certain deep resonance on the level of consciousness, and due to this magical special effect it is as if the ears and the mind hear the words at the same time.

This is definitely not something that any language on earth can do.

But I couldn't understand a word.

When you are cursing at someone, you certainly don’t want the other person to not understand what you are cursing. Otherwise, wouldn’t you be even more angry if the other person doesn’t respond after you’ve been cursing for a long time?

Then there is a high possibility that this little thief does not understand the Earth language at all?

Qin Xiaoxia felt sad about his language performance over the past few days, and at the same time he didn't know how to communicate with the little thief.

It may not be appropriate to go to a mountain of treasures and return empty-handed, but there is a sentence in my heart that I must say: MMP.

Looking at the little thief, his angry face turned red, as if he was the one being teased these days.

"Hey, after all, I am still a soft-hearted person!"

After saying that, Qin Xiaoxia stuffed the whole piece of braised pork into the little guy's mouth to stop his chattering mouth.

A greedy foodie is still a greedy foodie after all. He has no spine to spit out and then curse, but instead chews the food in his mouth with satisfaction.

Qin Xiaoxia had already walked into the bedroom.

We already had a plan for what to do after catching the thief.

When the little thief finished eating the braised pork, Qin Xiaoxia appeared in front of it again, holding a tablet in one hand and a small box with a red cross drawn on it in the other.

The smile on his face was a little subtle, which made the little thief who was licking his tongue on the table feel inexplicably cold.