Yumi transmigrated to another world and is the only human on the entire planet.
This place is inhabited by vast and terrifying monsters. The monsters admire the forms of humans, who have long...
Chapter 51 Chapter 51
Ansius certainly didn't go berserk. As for eating him... it's no exaggeration to say that at a certain moment, Ansius really wanted to swallow the person whole. Not eat him, but just hold him in his mouth, and take him out to lick him when he missed him.
After a few seconds, Yumi felt half of her face being loosened, but then the other party started biting the other side!
The force was very light, just biting the flesh of his cheek, staring at him with golden eyes and saying, "I won't eat you." She just licked it, not daring to use any force, and the tips of her teeth were trembling.
Yumi frowned until her face was completely relaxed.
He touched his face in a daze, but felt no teeth marks, which was normal since he didn't feel any pain. But seeing Ansius looking at him, he was afraid that he would continue biting him, so he quickly covered his face.
"I'm sorry..." Anxius thought he had scared him, so he lowered his head and moved closer, admitting his mistake. "Does it hurt? Let me take a look."
"It doesn't hurt," Yumi put down her hand. Her blushing cheeks did not show any marks. "But... don't bite me again."
Anxus paused, neither saying yes nor no, and leaned over to blow gently on his cheek.
There was a ripple of ambiguity in the air.
Good news: Yumi caught it.
Bad news: Yumi thought this was a sign of Ansius's mental distortion after he became smaller in human form!
After all, Ansius had never bitten him when he was in human form.
Lamb horns:?
Yumi expressed his understanding of such psychological problems. When he first arrived on the planet Sna, he was also not able to adapt. However, his body was like this originally, it was just that the environment had changed. This was different from Ansius, who was originally huge but suddenly became smaller.
I hope Anxius can get out of the shadows soon.
"Actually, there's nothing wrong with being smaller," the spiritual mentor Yumi came to comfort him again, "After your human form becomes smaller, even if you return to the Snark star, your acquaintances may not be able to find you in the crowd." He shook his head in the quilt like an experienced person, "When I went to the bathhouse before, the people at the front desk didn't see me! It's really good for hiding."
Antheus is happy because his size is similar to Yumi's: ...
However, Yumi didn't take what happened that night to heart because she was too busy.
It takes time to dry the jerky. After breakfast every day, Yumi and everyone else would dry the jerky. There were no flies in winter, but some birds were annoying and they would come and steal the meat!
The first time Yumi discovered a bird secretly snatching away a small piece of dried meat, he immediately waved his slingshot to drive the bird away. The meat was all hunted down by everyone, and everyone had worked hard to process, cut, marinate and move it around. If it was all stolen by a bird, he would cry his eyes out.
Because bird thieves are hard to guard against, every day thereafter, Youmi would patrol the area where the dried meat was hung to dry with various tools, turning the dried meat over from time to time and checking its condition, like a small boss supervising the dried meat.
The others followed suit and turned the meat jerky. Since they had nothing to do, they simply built a shed next to the meat jerky. Under the shed were long tables, wooden chairs and stoves. They cooked tea and chatted while eating meat jerky. Of course, Ansius didn't eat or chat. He just drank a cup of tea occasionally and continued to make the spring sweaters in his hands. He wanted Yumi to have a full set of sweaters of different colors and styles before spring.
If a bird appears in the area where the dried meat is dried at this time, Yumi will treat it as a major enemy and will stand up and pay close attention immediately.
It would be fine if the bird was just passing by, but if it touches the meat, I'm sorry, Yumi will rush over to punish it immediately!
However, by the time Yumi rushed over, the thief had often been beaten by Ansius, who had transformed back to his original form and rushed forward, with his feathers flying everywhere and the thief screaming and running away.
Yumi would take the dried meat that Ansius had snatched away and put it away, then pick up the largest feather and hold it high, looking up at the medium-sized birds around with fierce eyes, as if to say, "If you steal again, I'll make you pay the same price."
At first glance, the birds thought it was Yumi who fought off the thief and were almost scared to death.
While batches of jerky were being made, leeks were also growing in the vegetable garden.
Yumi used all the first batch of leeks to make leek dumplings. Now that there is no shortage of meat at home, Mei Kai made the leek dumplings very big under Yumi's instruction. In fact, for these aliens, they are not too big, but Yumi still made a few small-sized leek dumplings.
After it came out of the pot, before even eating, everyone in the room was almost drooling at the strong aroma.
Only when you actually put it in your mouth will you know what satisfaction is!
Ye Xi and Linda never thought that one day they would live a better life on Garbage Planet than on Sina Planet. Isn't it true that there is no such delicious food on Sina Planet? The same type of food made by Yumi Chef Class is particularly appetizing!
Even Karl didn't care about being a gentleman anymore and just buried his head in his food. It smelled so good!
A group of tall Sna people stared at the remaining large leek boxes in the basin, fearing that there would be none left by their turn, so they immediately reached for them after eating.
Yumi gave two of her small chive dumplings to Ansius. There weren't many small ones, but Ansius didn't want to eat them. He split the small chive dumplings in half and skillfully made sure the stuffing didn't leak out. He then put them back on Yumi's plate to prevent her from burning her mouth. After he finished making the chive dumplings for Yumi, he lowered his head and ate his own slowly.
The peeping boys: Wow, Yumi is getting more and more skilled in ordering the prince around.
Yumi:?
As the days passed, the dried meat and bacon accumulated in the house. The leeks grew fast, and other vegetables also grew up. They simply couldn't finish eating them.
Ansius would go to the town every few days. He usually did not bring anyone with him. He wore a black cloak and sunglasses, and was covered tightly. He would go out in the morning and come back in the evening, exhausted. Occasionally, he would bring back some suitcases and hide them in the basement.
Yumi once tried to lift it, but couldn't lift it at all. He curiously asked Anxius what was inside, and the other party said in a normal tone: "A gun."
However, it was not the hand/gun that Yumi thought it was, but a weapon with greater lethality and intelligence.
After hearing this answer, Yumi stopped asking questions. The fewer people who knew about this, the safer it would be.
He didn't know how far Ansius had progressed, but at least in his opinion, going back for revenge would not be an easy task. It would take a very long time, and during this process, they also had to live their own lives well.
There was too much stock at home, so Yumi decided to set up a stall at the market.
Mei Kai's business mind could no longer be restrained, and he held meetings with Youmi for several days in a row to "select products", but after asking everyone to choose from many, they could not bear to give up any of them. In the end, they decided to set up separate stalls for the leek boxes and the meat jerky and sell them side by side!
Mei Kai and Harvey were in charge of making chive dumplings. They had already mastered this cooking skill and had experience in setting up stalls, so they could make it quickly. Luo was mainly in charge of the cash register. It was much easier to set up the meat jerky. Yumi and Lin En watched the stall together. To be honest, Yumi felt that she could do it alone, but everyone else felt that she couldn't!
What's the difference between a little kid setting up a stall and a little lamb setting up a stall among wolves? !
If someone takes away the meat jerky along with it, there will be no place to complain! Therefore, Lin En's job is a bodyguard. The meat jerky can be thrown away, but Yumi must keep an eye on it.
The day before setting up the stall, everyone was full of energy and busy preparing things needed for the next day.
Some time ago, Anxius brought back a small and medium-sized truck from the town, which was just right for them to drive out to set up a stall.
The next morning, all the members of Yumi's chef team were ready to load the truck. But when they opened the door, they saw it was full. All the items were neatly packed and sorted, which would make it very convenient to unload the truck when they arrived.
Anxius went to town before dawn, and it was Karl who came to solve their doubts: "This is the car that was loaded before your highness left. It just so happens that I also need to go to the market to surf the Internet, so I will be your driver today!"
Everyone was very happy; one more person meant more fun.
When I got on the bus, I found that the seats were also different. Of course, here I only refer to Yumi's seat.
A newly woven cushion was placed on Yumi's seat. It was soft, thick and easy to carry. One could sit on it in the car or while setting up a stall, to prevent the chair from getting cold on the butt in winter.
The rest of the people: Haha, our butts are made of iron and are not afraid of ice.
Trucks are much faster than ox carts. When they arrived at the market, it was still early and there were not many people. Many vendors had not arrived yet.
Youmi found a location near the outside entrance and together with everyone put up a sign that read "Lamb Chef Team: Chive Pie, Superb Meat Jerky" so that as customers approached the market, they would smell the aroma of the food and attract customers as quickly as possible.
After helping them set up the stall, Karl went to the Internet cafe.
Soon, two sturdy jerky vendors came to the opposite side. They were purple-skinned, one had a scar on his face, and the other had a scorpion tail. They often set up stalls here, so when they saw the new competitor, they looked down on him.
The market here is nothing like those shopping malls and supermarkets that are supervised by formal departments. Even the law does not exist here. It all depends on the local bosses who organize the market to maintain it from time to time.
Because of the chaos, it is easy for scammers to appear, but the more this is the case, the more customers will pay attention to word of mouth. Generally, if they already have a trusted stall owner, most people will not take the risk of going to a new stall owner.
At first, the two meat jerky sellers didn't think they would pose any threat to them.
Until the first warrior walked up to Mei Kai's stall and asked the price.
The man was mainly hungry, so he carried the hunted meat to sell without having eaten in the morning. When you are hungry, this kind of steaming food is obviously more appetizing than jerky.
It smells nice and the price is not expensive, which is completely acceptable. Even if I get cheated, it is not unacceptable.
The warrior paid the money, took the big leek box, sniffed it, and took a cautious bite... In less than a minute, the wolfed down warrior shouted for ten more. He wanted to eat two more himself and take the rest home for his wife and children to try!
With this person acting as the first guinea pig in front, the other few garbage aliens who were also tempted by the fragrance but afraid of being cheated also came over eager to buy one to try... and then they all said it smelled really good!
The stalls selling chive dumplings and meat jerky were very close. Mei Kai was selling chive dumplings while trying to attract customers for meat jerky: "We also have superb meat jerky here, all of which are the products of the Little Lamb Chef Team. The Little Lamb boss is right there, so you can taste them before you buy!"
When they heard they could try it first, everyone hurried over. They wouldn't buy it if it didn't taste good anyway.
In front of the stall, Youmi used a small box as a tasting area, which contained very small pieces of cut meat jerky, with different flavors in different boxes.
In order to attract customers, he would occasionally use a toothpick to pick a piece of cake and put it in his mouth to chew.
After trying the food, more or less people will buy some. Some do it for the novelty, some do it because they really love it, just like a child eating spicy strips for the first time, the delicious taste is totally irresistible... This is much better than the local simple mainstream dried meat and meat jerky.
It was obviously easier to attract customers this time than when they were selling stinky tofu. After a short while, the two stalls of the Yumi Chef Team were crowded with people, and business was booming!
Mei Kai was not surprised at all. He had a good business sense, and the taste of the Junk People was not much different from that of the Sna People. Even someone with a picky taste like him would be impressed by Yumi's cooking skills. The grand occasion before him was completely predictable!
Some were happy while others were worried. The dried meat stall opposite still had some regular customers, but its business was nothing compared to that of the Lamb Chef Team... The two big guys had been roaming the food area of the market for many years, and this was the first time they had encountered such a thing!
How could they be willing to have their business taken away? Moreover, they had someone to back them up. It could be said that almost all the food vendors in the market called them big brothers.
The jealous and angry boss left the stall and quickly called his younger brothers. He first asked someone to pretend to be a customer and buy a few leek boxes and jerky, and then the two stall owners secretly tasted them in the corner.
The second one with the scorpion tail had already prepared some words to complain about the food being disgusting and tasteless, but after finishing the jerky in his hand, he subconsciously asked the eldest one if he wanted to buy some more, as this was not enough!
"Look at what you have done!" The boss was so angry that he slapped him in the face, then angrily took his men with a half-eaten leek box to find trouble.
As soon as they arrived in front of the Lamb Chef Team's stall, the boss threw the leek boxes and meat jerky he bought at them: "It tastes terrible! Are you here to cheat people out of money? Pack up and get out! Don't force me to beat you up!"
Hearing the noise, Yumi immediately ran over: "What's going on?"
Mackay and Harvey had guessed the general idea when the man approached. Mackay was too familiar with this kind of trick of finding fault, but he was no longer the same person he used to be. He stood in front of Yumi and smiled at the two strong men: "Everyone has different tastes. It's understandable that you think it's unpalatable. If you are really a customer, it's fine, but we don't welcome you to find fault. Two colleagues, do you really think I can't recognize you if you change your cloak? Can't you just sell your own jerky?"
The boss was shocked: "Isn't it enough to change the cloak? You have such a sharp eye!"
He was so angry that he raised his hand and called out to the group of brothers behind him: "What's wrong with just looking for trouble? There is no room for two tigers in one mountain. Today, it's either you who should leave! It's us who should leave! Brothers, go!"
Yumi's face turned pale. Looking at the other party's posture, he knew that the matter would not be easily resolved. A powerful dragon could not defeat a local snake. Moreover, they were outnumbered now. Except for Mei Kai and Harvey, the original forms of the others were not as fierce as the other side. If a fight broke out, they would definitely suffer.
But if they give in now, they will no longer have a place in the market, and no one here will uphold justice for them.
Mei Kai immediately changed his original form. He didn't want Yumi to be bullied, so he turned to Lin En and said, "Take Yumi and run first!"
Harvey also turned back into his original form, a lion. He was the most aggressive of the group. Seeing that the man on the other side had already rushed over to smash the stall, he roared and started to bite and fight with the strong man on the other side...
Yumi shivered a few times, then quickly turned around and went to the Internet cafe with Lin En to ask for help!
However, Carl's original form was a pangolin, and his fighting power was no match for that of a wild beast. Yumi kept thinking of ways while running, and he actually thought of a method that could be tried. So as soon as he arrived at the Internet cafe, he asked Carl to inform Ansius in the town of the situation here.
Anxius has the Internet and can receive the news in time, but the round trip will take several hours, so it will not be in time, so this is just one of the measures just in case...
When Carl sent the message to get weapons to help, Yumi suddenly stopped him and looked at the truck that Carl had parked nearby.
"I have an idea, come with me." Yumi took out the water gun from his pocket, gritted his teeth and walked towards the truck.
…
On Mei Kai's side, a melee has already begun.
Fights are not uncommon in the market. Passersby will stay away when they see them, for fear of getting involved. There is no such thing as trying to stop a fight or help.
Fortunately, Arrow's original form can fly, so when Mackay and Harvey are fighting, he can fly over in time and peck the enemy on the back or neck. However, the enemy is outnumbered, and within a few minutes, Mackay and the other two began to retreat...
Mei Kai thought that by now Yumi and the others should have run to a safe area. Since he couldn't defeat them now, he had to find a direction to escape. Just as he was thinking unwillingly, he suddenly saw a familiar truck driving towards him from the corner of his eye!
The truck was packed with people, and there were many dissatisfied roars of ferocious beasts coming from it. Several spears were raised out of the window and waved by several people. Judging from the number of weapons and the volume of the roars, there were at least ten people in their original ferocious forms!
Oh my god!
On the driver's seat of the truck was a giant pangolin. The person in the passenger seat had tilted his head out of the window and was aiming his hand/gun...
Mei Kai was confused. Where did so many people come from?
A Luo didn't think too much. When he saw the situation, he shouted excitedly: "Reinforcements are coming! This group of people are finished!" He instantly pecked at the enemy even harder, and his courage increased tenfold!
The boss on the opposite side obviously didn't expect that the other side also had manpower. He staggered and stared at that side.
The truck couldn't hold so many people. Apparently, they were furious. They even put people in the trunk, and they were all armed...
The second brother was very nervous: "That stall owner has a background...Brother, are you still going to fight?"
However, before the boss could answer, the rest of the people were scared and fled in all directions. Not to mention the scene and the number of people and weapons, the gun alone is scary enough, okay?
No one wants to die here.
The group ran too fast, and the eldest and second brother who were left behind were caught by Mei Kai in an instant. They joined forces with Harvey to beat him up: "Try to be more arrogant? If I don't teach you a lesson, you really think we are vegetarians!"
The eldest and the second brother: Who thought you were vegetarians? You are not vegetarians, okay?
As the truck was approaching, they used all their strength and finally escaped from the two beasts, fearing that they would die on the spot.
The man ran away, but Carl did not stop and continued driving the truck to chase him. He chased the man for several miles before turning back.
This group of people fled when disaster struck. When Yumi raised his gun, they pushed each other and tried to use each other as human shields... Alas, the brotherhood was completely broken today.
Yumi got Carl to drive the car back in time.
In front of the stall, Mei Kai and the other two were waiting excitedly for a car of reinforcements to come down, but when the car door opened, they only saw Lin En and a pile of spears.
Mei Kai:?
Yumi jumped out of the car. He smiled and put the water gun in his trouser pocket: "This is called the empty city plan."
Mei Kai was completely confused until Lin En's hands were so sore that he put down the pile of spears and came down to explain. Only then did everyone understand what was going on.
There was a partition between the truck's cab and the back, so Yumi asked Lin En to use his original tentacles to wave a bunch of spears outside the window to create the illusion that there were many people in the car. As for the mighty noise, he used the optical computer to download the sounds of some tough guys shouting before a fight, and played them simultaneously on three optical computers at maximum volume.
These local tyrants would never have imagined that they would experience the human's empty city strategy.
Youmi: See, knowledge is power, it’s not in vain to read Romance of the Three Kingdoms!
After knowing the truth, A Luo and Harvey couldn't help laughing, but Mei Kai was a little worried: "When these people go back and carefully ask the people at the market, they will definitely know that it is fake, and they will never give up."
"That's exactly what we want," Yumi said. "Carl and I just revealed a little flaw. They will be able to react today. It just so happens that Anxius is on his way here."
Mei Kai was completely convinced now: How could Anxius, who could crush warships, fight against a few local tyrants? He first mourned for the local tyrants.
It seems that Yumi is also very clear that it is useless to deal with such people without teaching them some real lessons.
As they expected, a few hours later, the broken-hearted men gathered awkwardly in the nearby woods, and everyone was very angry.
"Fuck, we were fooled by that little boss! I asked someone to ask the people at the market, and there was no one in their car! He has no background here!"
Being cheated is a small matter, but losing the boss’s dignity is a big matter.
The boss with a scar on his face turned greener than leeks when he heard that the hand/gun that scared him so much that he almost peed his pants was a water gun.
The others were also very ashamed. After all, the boss was not the only one who acted disloyal during the escape...
Revenge will definitely come.
"We won't do it at the market this time," the boss touched the scar on his face and gritted his teeth, "It won't be good if we make a big fuss. They are about to close their stalls. We can do it on their way back. We can also take the opportunity to see their raw materials and force them to tell us how they make it..."
The brothers have no objection.
They hated the loss of face, but they began to drool at the thought of getting the recipes and all the ingredients for those delicious foods after the ambush!
At the same time, Yumi, who had anti-reconnaissance awareness, had already turned A Luo back to his original form so that he could see clearly what was happening over there.
He even let out the word whether the hand/gun was a water gun, so that bad fish wouldn't take the bait.
Ansius came here as soon as he received the news.
Yumi sent him the meeting route in advance. It was not at the market or the farm, but by a river in a wilderness near the market.
After closing the stall, a few people got in the car and drove slowly towards the wilderness.
Yumi sat in the back, looking at the car that was following him stealthily with a telescope, and nodded with satisfaction.
The local tyrants are also very satisfied here. The wilderness is good and suitable for harming people.
When the fight breaks out, it will be useless even if they scream at the top of their lungs, hehe~
The boss controlled the speed while driving to avoid being discovered by the people over there.
However, the truck in front did not stop and drove straight into the deepest part of the forest. When passing a river bank, its speed suddenly increased. The car behind did not dare to speed up for fear of being exposed too early, and lost it after a while.
"It doesn't matter," the boss said with determination, "This is the only road in the mountains that can be driven on. Just drive straight ahead. They can't escape."
“That’s right!”
"Brother, we've been busy all day, I'm thirsty." The second brother looked at the clear river beside him and licked his lips. "They can't run away anyway, why don't we go down and drink some water first?"
The boss was actually thirsty too, so he stopped the car and asked people to get off to drink water and pee as needed, so as not to slack off.
Some of them went behind a tree to urinate, while the eldest took the second and others to the river to drink water.
The scenery nearby was nice. Thinking about the upcoming successful ambush, the boss was in a good mood. He couldn't help but sigh when drinking water: "The water is so sweet! No wonder their food is delicious, it must be because the water here is good!"
The younger brothers echoed a few times and continued to drink water in big gulps.
After drinking, everyone got on the bus with satisfaction. The boss's guess was right, there was only one road, if they kept going forward, they would always find someone.
A few minutes later, their car drove to the upper reaches of the river and saw several familiar figures.
It’s the Lamb Chef Team!
Inside the car, the eldest brother was extremely proud and laughing. Suddenly, the second brother hesitantly pointed at a small figure by the river and said, "Brother, that little boss is right over there!"
"I saw it!" he said excitedly.
The second brother continued to hesitate: "Then did you see that he has been sitting by the river washing his feet? The water we drank not long ago seemed to be his foot washing water, the one you said tasted good..."
There was silence in the car for a few seconds. Veins on the boss' forehead were throbbing, and he wished he could kick his little brother to death.
He opened the car door and yelled, "Follow me," and was about to go over in a rage. However, before he got close to the river bank, he was stopped by a figure.
The huge monster came with a bang. It seemed that it had been flying for a long time. Its breath was short and its forehead was covered with sweat, but its face did not show any sign of fatigue. Its tense body showed that it was ready to fight at any time. The monster turned its head to the side, and bloodshot eyes spread in its golden eyes. It was like a demon from hell, and it suddenly attacked them -
The experienced boss had only seen such a familiar scene when wild beasts protected their cubs.
"...Who are you?" After saying this, the boss felt his vision suddenly change. He looked down and saw that he was knocked away by a punch.
It flew into the air, but was caught by sharp claws and thrown to the ground.
The boss who had turned back to his original form struggled hard, but the other party refused to let go. While holding him, he started a fierce fight with the group of people who were scared and turned back to their original form... No, it should be a one-way beating.
In just one minute, the howling of ghosts and wolves for mercy were heard in the wilderness.
But this place is remote, and it’s useless for them to shout at the top of their lungs.
Boss Xiaoyang does not have a carload of people, but one person is worth several carsloads of people!