The Player Is About to Arrive in His Loyal Jujutsu Kaisen World

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One day, Kazuma Hagoromo acquired "Jujutsu Simulator."

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Chapter 209 Epilogue (Part 6) (Including two deep-water comments thanking the enthusiasts of the beautiful, strong, and miserable cat): Forum style - Has anyone noticed that something is wrong with this world?

Chapter 209 Epilogue (Part 6) (Including two deep-water comments thanking the enthusiasts of the beautiful, strong, and miserable cat): Forum style - Has anyone noticed that something is wrong with this world?

[Anonymous Forum] (Casual Chat | Rational Analysis) Has anyone noticed that something is off about this world?

#0. It could also just be the Mandela effect.

Here's the thing, I'm just an ordinary, humble working person. My daily life consists of nothing but going to work. I've almost forgotten all the celebrities I used to idolize in school, but I can still sing a few lines of those hit songs from back then (after all, they're ingrained in my DNA...).

Now that the background is out of the way, I want to say that a new colleague recently joined the company and happened to be assigned to the workstation next to mine. She has a great personality and we get along well, at least to the point where we can chat for a few minutes during our busy breaks.

One day, I heard her humming a song. The melody sounded familiar, but I couldn't remember where I had heard it before, so I asked her directly. She said to me in an incredulous tone, "You haven't even heard of 'FIND'? Looks like you were a bookworm in your student days." Then she searched for it online and showed it to me.

I stared at the lyrics, thinking, "Oh, that's it!" while subconsciously countering, "Wait a minute, was this song ever really popular?" It felt really disjointed...

#1.Lady_Annagi

Wow! But *FIND* was really popular! Gojo Satoru was even a special guest at Arase Junko's concert! We all went wild the moment he appeared! Just thinking about it makes me so excited!!

#2. Blue Spinning Dog

Actually, I also feel that life has become a bit strange for some reason, but I can't quite put my finger on what's wrong... By the way, who is Arashō Junko?

#3. I love Huang Sheng!

Seriously? You need to ask who Junko Arasena, such a famous singer, is? Did the person on the second floor just immigrate from Mars?

#4. Wherever Wu-chan is, I'll be there too.

There are still people who don't recognize Gosho-chan! I'm posting a picture right now to expand my fan club for admiring his face!!

[Screenshot from variety show.jpg][Photo.jpg]

#5. Wait a minute, isn't that a bit...?

So handsome...

#6. Shocking!

So cute!!! To be cute, handsome, and beautiful all at the same time—I declare this a true god!! I want to join the cult!!

#7. Wherever Wu-chan is, I'll be there too.

Reply to #6: Approved!

#8. Natsume

Ah ha, these two photos are from when he was young Go, right? Let me show you my most treasured possession—super handsome Daigo!

[Wu holding a megaphone.jpg][Wu walking alone towards an open space.jpg]

#9. Wherever Wu-chan is, I'll be there too.

Ahhhhh, he's so handsome!! Where did the person on the 8th floor come from?! Are there any more? It looks like Gosho-chan is holding a mini-concert! I'm so envious, I'm so envious I could cry!

#10. Natsume

Reply to #9: Hmph, I happened to go to Shibuya on Halloween night, and ended up being kidnapped along with a lot of people and locked in a black dome with some weird high-tech stuff.

The kidnapper was yelling that he wouldn't release the hostage until Gojo Satoru came in, which infuriated everyone. So they organized themselves and started searching everywhere for where the kidnapper was hiding. But before they could find the kidnapper, Gojo Satoru suddenly appeared inside the enclosure, holding a megaphone and telling us to be careful and not to worry, assuring us that we would all be safe.

Waaaaah, I can't help but wail as I say this, Gojo-sama is just too kind, handsome and gentle, and incredibly reliable. I saw a few people who seemed flustered and uneasy before, but Gojo-sama noticed and made them all super happy with just a few words!

Then he told us to retreat 100 meters and try to find cover to hide. Of course, we all obediently followed his instructions and ran far away. I was a little greedy, and halfway through, I turned around and took a picture with my phone of the five adults walking alone to the open space. Hehehe.

#11. Pineapple buns are delicious.

Huh, I've never heard of this before? Wasn't Shibuya celebrating Halloween all night long? Where did this strange black hood come from?

#12. Cute Big Bread

Yeah, I went to Halloween too, and I didn't see any weird covers. But that guy on the 10th floor, Gojo Satoru's picture is so cool, I'm going to use it as my wallpaper!!

#13. Iioka

Judging from the tone of commenter #12, you didn't know Gojo Satoru before? Really? What about Hagoromo Kazuma?

#14. Meow

Who is Kazuma Hato? I vaguely remember this name appearing alongside Satoru Gojo... but I can't recall it clearly no matter how hard I try.

#15.==

Wait, I'm really starting to get scared. Are people's memories starting to differ?

#16. A carrot

I've finished reading the list. It seems the disagreements so far involve Gojo Satoru, Hagoromo Kazuma, Shibuya last year's Halloween, and that song "FIND"? Did I miss anything in the count?

P.S.: Gojou Goma looks so good, hehe, I'm going to save it as my wallpaper too...

#17. Scientific research doesn't lead to baldness.

Upstairs, "FIND" is sung by Gojo Satoru and Hato Kazuma. You're listing it out separately, do you mean you've never heard of it before?

#18. A carrot

Reply to #17: What?!

#19. Teacher, please teach me.

Raise your hand if you were also locked in the Shibuya black box. But the news really didn't report on this incident, which is probably why most people don't know about it.

#20.ANNA

I don't believe it. I stayed up all night on Halloween and my friends and I explored the entire Shibuya area, but we didn't see any large enclosures that could lock people up.

P.S.: But Gojo Satoru is indeed a bit too handsome. Since he was said to have been a big star, does he have any social media accounts or fan groups? I'd like to follow him.

#21. Teacher, please teach me.

Reply to #20: That shouldn't be the case. After we were released, there were plainclothes police officers who were there to comfort us. And there weren't many people on the way back. We heard that there was an emergency evacuation after the hostage situation.

#22.ANNA

Reply to #21: I'm not kidding you, I took a lot of photos. I'll just show you a few with the big screen in the square; it shows the time, so it can't be faked. As far as I remember, I partied with my friends all night and didn't take the subway home until the next day.

[Photo.jpg][Photo.jpg]

But the strange thing is, I'm starting to think that there really was a Halloween accident in my memory, and I was the one who had to be evacuated halfway through the party...

#23. Cappuccino

...The Mandela Effect is recurring?

#24. Dululu

What is the Mandela Effect?

#25. Cappuccino

Reply to #24: This probably refers to a situation where many people share a common memory of an event, fact, or phenomenon, but their memories do not match the actual events. For example, a famous example is the Mandela Effect: Did Mickey Mouse ever wear red overalls? The correct answer is that Mickey Mouse always wore red shorts and never red overalls.

#26 Dululu

Reply to @25: Ha! ? ?

#27. Night Breeze

Then I must be someone who vividly remembers Gojo Satoru and Hato Kazuma qvq A ten-year-old fan, here I come uninvited...

#28. Cute Big Bread

I listened to "FIND" and it's so good! The more I listened, the more familiar it felt. Maybe I've heard it before but just don't remember it?

#29.Lady_Annagi

I even dug out some old video clips from my computer! The quality is a bit blurry, but please don't mind. When Satoru appeared on stage, the whole audience screamed! He really suited the spotlight, sob sob. Later, Junko-nee held many more concerts, and we always hoped Satoru and Kazuma could surprise us again, but it never happened, sob sob.

[Concert.avi]

#30.==

So handsome...

#31. Jiaojiao

So handsome! How can someone be both cute and handsome, and perfect in every way?!

#32. Wherever Wu-chan is, I'll be there too.

Great! Wu-chan's fan club has expanded again! I'm so happy! O v <~

#33. It could also just be the Mandela effect.

Ahhh, I'm finally off work! Thank you everyone for the discussion. After reading the content, I realized that I'd never heard of any of the things involving Gojo Satoru, Hagoromo Kazuma, or Halloween Shibuya... Am I really out of touch with reality? (No way!)

Of course, I'm not just talking about the song. I chatted with my new colleague again today and found that she casually mentioned something I didn't understand: Nostradamus's Great Prophecy.

Her exact words were, "Oh my... I didn't expect that Nostradamus's great prophecy to be so accurate. There really was a huge explosion in Shinjuku. Luckily, the government evacuated the residents in advance. My friend lives there and almost got caught in the crossfire." But I was shocked because I had never heard of this prophecy, nor had I ever heard of an explosion in Shinjuku!

I told my new colleague that nothing had ever happened in Shinjuku, and she didn't believe me. But after searching online, she found that there had never been any news reports of an explosion in Shinjuku, and Shinjuku is still standing there perfectly fine, with tourists even able to find real-time check-in records...

Now she's starting to question the meaning of life.

#34. Yuanyuan

...Now I'm starting to question the meaning of life. Shinjuku definitely exploded, right on Christmas Eve! A phoenix fell from the sky—though I suspect it was a meteorite—but it definitely blasted Shinjuku away completely!! I live right next to Shinjuku, and I even saw Gojo Satoru's silhouette flash by through my binoculars!

Because it's so rare to find someone who is tall, handsome, and has naturally white hair, even from a great distance, I could recognize him at a glance—it must be Wu!

#35.dark

Reply to #34: Why don't you check the real-time photos of Shinjuku now? It's perfectly fine. Where did the phoenix fire come from? Have you been watching too many mythological stories?

#36. Dululu

And the mysterious Gojo Satoru has reappeared...

#37. Chubby Dumplings

Gojo Satoru isn't mysterious at all; he's a superstar! Even though he hasn't made a comeback in ten years, he's still a superstar! If you're lucky, you might see him buying ice cream, cream puffs, soufflés, daifuku, macarons, and all sorts of sweets at a dessert shop in Tokyo!

Whether you want a photo with him or an autograph, he's all welcome! He's incredibly easy to talk to, and his laugh is so sweet!

#38. A Long-cherished Wish -

Please see the photo of me, Wu-chan, and Ichijin together, hehehe, so happy...

[Group photo.jpg]

#39. Fox Gull

He has such a cute smile! It's a little strange for me to call a 1.9-meter-tall man cute, but he really is so adorable! How can someone be so handsome, beautiful, and cute all at the same time!

#40. Wherever Wu-chan is, I'll be there too.

Because this is enlightenment! This is the allure of enlightenment!! (Shouting at the top of their lungs) (Waving flags and shouting)

#41. Scientific research doesn't lead to baldness.

Are even Nostradamus's great prophecies now experiencing memory discrepancies? Was Shinjuku blasted into dust in my dream?

#42. Master of Tail Management

Impossible. I also remember things about great prophecies that have been circulating for many years.

#43. Chestnut Crepes

Things are getting weirder and weirder. If I’m not mistaken, the real point of contention between Shinjuku on Christmas Eve and Shibuya on Halloween is that everyone’s memories of Gojo Satoru are skewed, and both of these things are probably related to him.

#44. The World's Most Adorable Prince Satoru

Then I also want to share something about Prince Wu! Although posting it here might make everyone think I'm an idiot, and even my friends think it's just a girlish fantasy because I like Prince Wu so much, I still want to emphasize that this is! Really!

It happened around the time I was in junior high school. Back then, communication wasn't as advanced as it is now, and flip phones weren't very common. One day, I was busy preparing for a competition, and it was already evening when I got home from school. To get home faster, I chose to take a shortcut.

Looking back now, I don't understand how I could have been so bold back then.

In short, it was a very dark and narrow alley. I was planning to hurry through it when I heard a crunching sound coming from the side! I turned around but didn't see anything. I thought it was some rodent or rat gnawing on something in a corner, so I didn't pay any attention. Just as I was about to continue walking, I realized I had stepped on a sticky liquid that felt a bit like fabric...

#45. Did you make a fortune today?

I'm starting to get scared! Help! This isn't a paranormal forum, is it? TT

#46. Jiajia Sauce

44th floor, please continue! I'm so scared my palms are sweating!

#47. Yuanyuan

I think I understand what the person on the 44th floor is trying to say. I've actually experienced something similar, but most people around me don't believe it.

#48.==

I guess the next thing they'll do is show up and stop the criminal who's about to attack the 44th floor, or something like that.

#49. The World's Most Adorable Prince Satoru

Sorry, my hand slipped and I sent it!

Reply to #48: That might indeed be the ending, but you certainly won't believe what I saw.

Just then, as I was about to look down to see what I had stepped on, I suddenly felt a liquid drip onto the back of my neck. It was sticky and a little warm.

It definitely wasn't raining, and I even smelled a strange, foul odor! My brain was practically frozen in place, but I still reflexively looked up to see what it was.

As a result, lol, a spider monster so big that its four legs could support it on both sides of the narrow alley, with many eyes staring at me, its mouthparts chewing on some kind of meat... It's no exaggeration to say that the intense shock of this horror movie scene turning into reality made my legs go weak on the spot, and I almost fainted.

Fortunately, I didn't faint at that moment, because just as the monster pounced on me, Prince Wu appeared!! His beautiful white fur was like a sudden ray of moonlight, illuminating my vision, which was almost completely dark.

"Want to keep doing bad things? I said no—no way."

I still remember Prince Wu standing right in front of me, saying those words to that monster! He had one hand in his pocket, and the other hand making a super cool pose towards the monster—it was so incredibly cool!! A million times cooler than in photos or on TV!!

I vaguely remember that His Highness Wu fired a shot, or maybe he made a gesture of crushing something. In any case, the monster squeaked and got smaller and smaller, and then it was completely pierced through by something!

Waaaaah, it all feels like a dream when I think back on it now. I'm so incredibly touched that he shielded me so completely behind him, and I'm also thinking, next time could I face him directly and watch him fight the monster again? That would definitely be even cooler...

#50. Three Cats

I couldn't stop laughing at the comment on post #49. If what you said is true, then it's like someone being saved by Gojo Satoru when they're about to die, and still wanting to fawn over his looks.

#51. Did you make a fortune today?

Science and reason tell me that ghosts and spirits are all nonsense, but my emotions make me breathe a sigh of relief that the 49th floor is safe and sound, and I've also been successfully convinced of Gojo Satoru's handsomeness...

#52. Fish More

I don't know if what the person on the 49th floor said is true, but I can testify that some paranormal events are real! I've encountered them too! And the other person should know Xiao Wu, because I heard him call out "Xiao Wu" when he answered the phone!

In my memory, he was a black-haired boy with a cold expression, but he was incredibly decisive. It felt like he was smashing pork with a rolling pin. He annihilated the monster in just a few slaps. After confirming that I was alright, he left without saying more than three words the whole time. He was really incredibly aloof.

#53. Brown Hill

I bet the person on the 53rd floor is Kazuma Hato! He's Satoru Gojo's partner. If you see a lot of posts from fans who bump into Satoru Gojo on the street, you'll notice that Satoru Gojo and Kazuma Hato are practically inseparable.

#54. Fish More

It's possible. I just went upstairs and looked at photos of Kazuma Hato, and I found that he looks a lot like the boy I remember.

#55. The World's Most Adorable Prince Satoru

Reply to #52: I finally found a friend who shares my experience! Hehehe, Prince Wu wasn't so aloof. He was very considerate and asked if I was alright. He told me not to walk through such dark and gloomy alleys next time, and then he walked me all the way to a main road with streetlights before leaving with peace of mind!

Before he left, I quietly asked him if I could sign my autograph. He was surprised for a moment, but then smiled and agreed. He even wrote "Wishing you good luck in the competition!" I'll show you!

[Signature.jpg]

#56. Brown Hill

Based on my years of experience as a fan of Wu, the handwriting analysis confirms it's genuine! Damn it, why do I never seem to have such good fortune?! Wu truly is the best! Wu is number one in the world!!

#57. A Long-cherished Wish -

That's right, Wu is the best in the world!!

#58. Yuanyuan

Actually, what I really want to say is that there really are those kinds of terrifying things in this world.

#59. It could also just be the Mandela effect.

I initially thought it was just a memory lapse, but since everyone's saying the same thing, I've started to have some doubts myself.

Actually, neither I nor any of my close friends have ever experienced the paranormal situations described by the person upstairs. If I had to say I've heard of them, it's only recently that I've seen these kinds of posts popping up online, with many people discussing them as if they were serious things. To me, it just seems like a typical teenage angst... *cough*

I also specifically looked up the content of Nostradamus's Great Prophecy. Although there are many versions, the content is a bit subtle. [Humanity will face mass extinction on Christmas Eve last year. The flames of the phoenix will start from Shinjuku and ignite the earth, burning all living things before restarting the entire world]?

No wonder my colleague said that the Shinjuku explosion on Christmas Eve coincided with it; what a coincidence!

#60.Stealth.

This prophecy has indeed been circulating for a long time, on and off, probably for about ten years. After the Shinjuku bombing, many people said that the prophecy had come true and that humanity was about to become extinct.

But when I woke up, it seemed that humanity hadn't gone extinct, and things had just passed peacefully. Even the posts I saw before bed felt like a dream.

I wanted to look for more details about the Shinjuku explosion that day, but I found that almost every post was being questioned by people asking if there was an explosion in Shinjuku and if it was just a deliberate attempt to gain attention.

Besides, Shinjuku is indeed perfectly fine there... I'm a little confused.

#61. Yellow Rabbit

I'm almost completely lost climbing this building. I feel like what the people upstairs are saying is true, but then I think it's just superstition. It's like that "Panxing Cult" that suddenly popped up next to my house; I'd never heard of it before, but lately there seem to be more and more of them.

#62. Cappuccino

This can also be explained scientifically by the retinal effect. It basically means that when you suddenly notice something, you unconsciously increase your attention to it afterward, causing you to notice more things related to it or with similar characteristics than usual.

#63. Cat Punch is fast and powerful.

I still feel something's not right. Even if it's the Mandela Effect, it's just slightly altering the details of something existing. How could it possibly fabricate a prophecy and two accidents out of thin air? And I don't know if it's because I've been searching for too much related information, but my memories are starting to get more and more confused. I keep feeling like *FIND*, Gojo Satoru, and Hajime Hodori are real, but everything else is made up…

#64. Bubbles in the Clouds

I don't know what happened in Shibuya, but it definitely happened in Shinjuku. I was taking pictures of other things with my camera when I accidentally captured a picture of Shinjuku engulfed in flames in the bottom right corner. You can see that the light there is obviously brighter!

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Also, because I saw some friends were curious about Gojo Satoru's past as a big star, I specifically looked up the newspapers from back then—and then I remembered something!

Besides the variety show that showcased Gosho's stunning good looks, news also broke that a murder case had been solved!

Of course, the report didn't say it was Satoru; it only mentioned that a concerned citizen exposed one of the TV station's ministers as a murderer and helped subdue him before the police arrived. But at the time, in forums discussing Kazuma and Satoru, it was said that someone witnessed this concerned citizen actually being Satoru.

Now, considering the comments from the people upstairs, what does this mean? I'm sure you all know without me saying it. (Conan pushing up his glasses.jpg)

#65. Cute and Plenty

Gojo Satoru's real goal wasn't to debut at all, but rather to catch the murderer? And then have the government clean up the mess, posing as a concerned citizen...

#66. Yamaguchi Cat

What can I say? Exorcism is your main job, and becoming a celebrity was just an accident?

#67. Help! The maltose is sticking to my teeth!

Exorcism! Wait, didn't the Panxing Cult also offer exorcism services? I remember a super strong, bald black man! When he went to my grandma's house, he kept saying things that were incomprehensible, but my grandma could still chat with him...

At the time, my mother said that it would be a good thing to pay that black man to keep her company and help her resolve her inner conflict—because my grandmother often said that there were eyes watching her at home and she even suspected that it was her deceased grandfather.

#68. No name

Good heavens, is this thread really going to turn into a ghost story thread?

#69. Mango Croissant

Raise your hand. My mother is a believer in the Panxing Cult. She said that although the Panxing Cult has existed for many years, the founder and the Holy Son are currently very young and truly possess divinely bestowed abilities.

When we first heard her say that, we were shocked, thinking she was about to be ripped off—you know those tricks where they try to get people to spend money on things or donate money for good deeds—but nothing happened.

My mom is like she's joined an adult version of a church. She goes out every day, cheerfully doing all sorts of good deeds and activities with the other members. Sometimes she even brings back some vegetables and fruits, which she finds to be grown by the church itself... What's even more outrageous is that she once brought back a live chicken! She said it was raised by the head of the church himself!

Good heavens, what religious group's minister would personally raise chickens and distribute them to his subordinates...?

In short, my dad and I stopped stopping her from going to the Panxing Church. We heard that they prohibit donations, voluntary labor, and even the exorcism service is free! After discussing it, we felt that compared to other religions' money-making rituals, the Panxing Church's exorcism service was probably just added to reassure some suspicious followers.

I guarantee that the above is all based on my personal experience. I even went to ask my mom just now, and the Panxing Cult still exists. I heard that the cult leader left for a while due to some business, and currently only the Holy Son is there... Holy crap!?

#70. Can 100,000 yen buy Tokyo?

I was really enjoying the show when suddenly everything went silent upstairs! Did something happen?

#71. Did you make a fortune today?

Oh my god, don't scare me!

#72. Cappuccino

The person upstairs hasn't come back yet, so I'll first summarize what everyone mentioned in the post.

It is known that two groups of people have differing memories, and these two groups' memories corroborate each other. We will name them A and B.

The key points for Type A people to remember are as follows:

1. I don't know Gojo Satoru or Hato Kazuma, and I've never heard of their famous song "FIND".

2. I have never heard of Nostradamus's great prophecies.

3. Nothing happened in Shibuya on Halloween and in Shinjuku on Christmas Eve; it was a very ordinary day.

4. I've never seen the Panxing Cult before; it seems to have appeared out of nowhere.

5. No paranormal events exist, and neither I nor anyone around me has ever experienced any paranormal events.

The key points for Type B people to remember are as follows:

1. Gojo Satoru and Hajime Hatoshi are big stars who debuted some time ago and still have high popularity today. Their song "FIND" is widely sung.

2. Nostradamus's great prophecy came true; an explosion and fire did indeed occur in Shinjuku on December 24.

3. On Halloween, Shibuya was kidnapped and a large number of people were taken hostage by kidnappers. Gojo Satoru appeared to save the day.

4. Panxing Sect is a religion that has existed for many years. It does not force people to donate money and even offers free exorcism services (which may actually be psychological counseling).

5. Paranormal events actually occurred, and Gojo Satoru and Hajime Hato were indeed the people responsible for resolving such events—they might even belong to a group or organization.

Leaving aside scientific theories, let's assume that the memories of both type A and type B individuals are genuine. Then, where does the divergence in memory occur? I speculate it's before December 24th.

Do you all remember the last part of Nostradamus's Great Prophecy? "After burning all living things, the world will be restarted."

Many theories initially originated from the wild fantasies of a scientist.

Then I'd like to propose a bold and crazy idea here—the world has actually been rebooted.

#73.==

Holy crap

#74. Yellow Rabbit

Holy crap

#75. Fish More

Holy crap

#85. Blue Spinning Dog Sauce

Holy crap... So, the world we live in is a new world restarted after the phoenix fire burned everything? Because it couldn't burn everything completely, some fragments remained in the memories of some people, leading confused people like the original poster to post online, attracting our attention and resonating with more and more people?

#86. Shuai Heng

It's chilling to think about, but it makes perfect sense! You might not know this, but I'll tell you something else—after Halloween and before Christmas Eve, many black, dome-like things suddenly appeared all over Japan!

I was sleeping at home when I dreamt that a voice asked me if I wanted to go out. I nodded half-asleep, and when I woke up, I was already outside the enclosure!

Looking back now, I still think it was all a dream. But when I saw this post today, something felt off, so I decided to share it with everyone.

#87. Brown Hill

Was it Wu who helped rescue the person upstairs from the protective barrier? It must be Wu!

#88. Red bean paste is the best.

Although the guess upstairs is unfounded, I also think it must be Gojo Satoru. After all, wasn't it Gojo Satoru who rescued the hostages from the black shroud in Shibuya during Halloween?

#89. Wishing that eating this won't make me gain weight.

Ahhhh, I want to say that I also saw Satoru when I was a child! Although I am now studying at a university in Tokyo, I used to study in a very remote rural area. One night, I saw Satoru and Kazuma walking on the road, wearing the exact same school uniforms, seemingly going somewhere and talking.

Unfortunately, I was sitting on the back of my dad's bicycle at the time, and I couldn't see them anymore in the blink of an eye tt

#90. Fox Gull

I think I understand now. Let me organize my thoughts:

In the old world before the reboot, there were supernatural events, and there were organizations and people who secretly dealt with supernatural events. Gojo Satoru and Hato Kazuma were two of them, and they were very capable.

Then Gojo Satoru must be very busy, having to go to both Tokyo and remote rural areas to handle things—presumably he's either solving cases or on his way to solve cases while on business trips.

During the Halloween Shibuya incident, the enemy tried to use hostages to force Gojo Satoru to surrender, but Gojo Satoru easily defeated them.

The enemy subsequently opened several more black domes, attempting to expand their operations, but they likely failed as well.

Finally, there was the Shinjuku explosion on Christmas Eve. Gojo Satoru was probably fighting the enemy again. I don't know what happened, but it resulted in a violent explosion and flames. Then the world restarted and became the way we live now.

#91. Wherever Wu-chan is, I'll be there too.

Wait a minute, if that's the case, doesn't that mean Satoru-chan has been constantly busy since her debut, until last year's Shinjuku explosion and the world restarting?! Waaaaah, no, my Satoru-chan!!

I always thought he earned enough money to retire early with just one song, and then lived happily with Yi-zhen before leaving the entertainment industry!

#92. Daigo will always be number one in the world.

I originally intended to read this as a lighthearted post, but why did I suddenly burst into tears at the end?!

#93. Mental state remains stable.

Ahhhhh, my beautiful Daigo!! Those damned monsters and enemies, I won't let them get away with it!!!

#94. Cappuccino

Based on this reasoning, the organization behind Gojo Satoru is quite unreliable. Can Gojo Satoru solve so many problems by himself?

#95. Mango Croissant

Ahhh, I'm back! I didn't expect that being gone for a short while would generate so many discussions. Let me explain why I was so shocked earlier—my mom happened to see the photos in this thread, and she pointed at Kazuma Hatake and said, "Isn't that the founder of the Church?"

I'm seriously, oh my god, so exorcism services really do solve paranormal events??

Then I asked my mother more detailed questions about the Panxing Cult. She said that according to the elders who had been in the Panxing Cult for a long time, the Panxing Cult was not like this in the past. It was no different from other religions that swindled money. Many people were exploited and their families were destroyed.

Kazuma Hatake was once the Holy Son of the Panxing Cult, but he disappeared for a period of time. When he reappeared, he gathered all the leaders together and sent them to grow vegetables and feed chickens...

What happened next is what I just mentioned: Kazuma Hatake went from being a holy son to becoming the founder of the religion.

#96. The oranges are so sweet.

My God, it's all connected! Yuqu Kazuma must have infiltrated the Panxing Sect first, and once he got leverage over them, he would kill the previous heinous sect leader, become the sect leader himself, and reform the Panxing Sect!

#97. It could also just be the Mandela effect.

I'm starting to believe that what everyone in this thread is saying is true!

#98. Falcido Persimmon

Based on the logic that Kazuma Hato and Satoru Gojo are very close partners, the exorcism business of the Pansei Cult was probably set up to help relieve Satoru Gojo's burden.

#99. True Enlightenment Locked In

Unbelievable! I actually found some true enlightenment candy here! And it's even from a supernatural AU! *snap* It's so sweet it brings tears to my eyes.

#100.stardustへ

I want to beat up the organization behind all this trouble that Satoru is working so hard for! No wonder when I recognized Satoru at the dessert shop last time, he even came out to take a picture with me while he was in line, and there was someone outside urging him to hurry up because he was running out of time!!

#101. Mental state remains stable.

Is it still around? If that organization is still around, my mental state is about to become unstable!

#102. Prosperity Potato Crisps

I'm guessing he's probably gone? If what the prophecy says is true, Gojo Satoru should have opened a record store after the world restarted. I just happened to take a picture of him sitting in a rocking chair at the door, basking in the sun.

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#103. Daigo will always be number one in the world.

Wow... So sweet! Satoru seems to be enjoying the sunshine, and he looks so relaxed and happy (egg-shaped eyes).

#104. It could also just be the Mandela effect.

Okay, I want to join the Go-chan fan club now!

#105. The end of the semester is creating miracles again.

I really like Wu. After reading this post, regardless of whether it's true or not, I like Wu even more...

#106. Must be asleep by 10:30

Oh, I also took a picture of Gojo Satoru and Hatori Kazuma fishing by the Kamo River. I didn't know who they were before, I just thought white hair was rare so I took the picture. After seeing this thread, I guess it must be Gojo Satoru and Hatori Kazuma?

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#107. Wishing that eating this won't make me gain weight.

Seeing that they are finally living a more relaxed life now is so touching... I guess after the world restarts, those paranormal events from before will no longer happen, right?

#107. Knows nothing

I'm so happy! I've heard friends talk about paranormal experiences before, but I always thought they were just making up stories to scare me QvQ. But now I'm willing to believe they're real, and that Wu has been working very hard to protect us...

#108. I don't want to work.

Ahhhh, I saw this shared by a friend! From today onwards, I'm also a Gojo Satoru fan! Nobody can dislike Gojo Satoru!!

#109. It's none of your business, Tomato.

Me too. I suddenly realized that Gojo Satoru has been silently carrying so much burden, and we didn't even know it. Is there any way to send him flowers and gifts? Where is that music store?

#110.6

No need for flowers or gifts! I remember Satoru once said in a magazine interview that he loves sweets and gets very happy eating delicious desserts! If I ever run into Satoru Gojo in the future, I'll just treat him to some delicious sweets; he'll probably be very happy!

#111. Wherever Wu-chan is, I'll be there too.

That's right! Let's try not to disturb Wu-chan's life. We hope he can always be happy and that all his wishes can come true!

#112. Blue Spinning Dog

receive!

#123. Master of Tail Management

learn!

#258. Cute Big Bread

Please rest assured, organization!

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哢哒.

"I'm back."

When Kazuma Hatori opened the door to his apartment after school, he was greeted by a sweet, creamy scent mixed with a hint of fruit.

Is Satoru making a cake? He has recently become obsessed with making desserts himself and often seeks advice from Master Kawamura of [As You Wish].

"You're back... hiccup."

Kazuma Hatori changed his shoes in the entryway and was about to head to the kitchen when he heard Satoru's voice coming from the dining room—slowly and deliberately, with an obvious air of laziness and satiation.

You can immediately tell from that that Wu is extremely full.

The table was covered with all sorts of pastries, each one more exquisite than the last. Just by looking at their appearance and packaging, you could tell that these pastries were made with very luxurious ingredients, and they were probably not cheap either.

After a moment's thought, Kazuma Hatake managed to come up with a plausible explanation: "A big mall sale?"

"No, I didn't pay a single penny."

Gojo Satoru was biting his fork, with a little bit of cream still on his lips, which made Hagoromo Kazuma's gaze fixed on him.

Of course, judging from the expression on Gojo Satoru's face, he was also very confused about this.

“When I went fishing this afternoon, every now and then someone would come up and give me a snack, and every now and then someone would come up and give me a snack… In the end, I didn’t catch any fish, but I went home with a car full of desserts.”

Moreover, these people approached him stealthily, then sprinted away as soon as they put down their snacks, treating him like a cat being fed. This left him with a head full of questions all afternoon, and he couldn't even concentrate on fishing... That's right, it must be because he wasn't focused that he didn't catch any fish this afternoon!

"They're probably fans who like you. After all,"

Kazuma Hatake couldn't help but laugh as he walked around the table to kiss the spot on his skin that was stained with cream, slowly and carefully licking it clean.

"Wu will always deserve the love and affection of the whole world."

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I finished writing it in one go, a 10,000-word extravaganza, yay!

Some users previously suggested adding nicknames, so there might be some familiar nicknames [Let me see].

Then, it seems everyone's really interested in what I'll be writing next, haha. It's already planned to be "The Uncontrolled Education of the Assassin King," around late March! During that time, I'll also finish updating the bonus chapters for this book and the other ones~