Synopsis: Jiang Ning suddenly transmigrated to a place where a zombie outbreak occurred, and he turned into a zombie.
Jiang Ning: No way, I have a very bland palate, I really can't eat pe...
Chapter 6
Jiang Ning wiped his nose. The temperature felt like it was already late autumn. He looked down at himself and saw that he was still wearing the same pair of one-legged pants.
wrong.
He remembered the one-legged pants, which were so short that their buttocks were exposed.
In other words, he ran all the way with his butt exposed. Wow, he accidentally started doing performance art and was at the forefront of fashion.
Jiang Ning shyly put her hands back, covering her plump little butt. She glanced at Meng Hu in front of her and said shamefacedly, "Brother Hu, I'm a little cold. Why don't you go first? I'll go find some clothes and not waste your time."
Meng Hu stopped and pointed to the left.
Jiang Ning glanced over and saw a long, red banner stretched out, four in total. He silently chanted to himself: Wanhong Shopping Mall, Wanhong Shopping Mall, the biggest shopping mall has closed down. The owner owed so much money and ran away with his brother-in-law. The original price was over 3,000 or 2,000 yuan, but now it's only 99 or 89 yuan. My brother-in-law said it was great. [Note 1]
Outside the mall, Jiang Ning and Meng Hu looked inside like thieves, and only went in after confirming that there was no danger. After the zombie outbreak, the main thing being fought over was food, and there were still some clothes left.
Jiang Ning looked at the huge price tag swaying precariously on the ceiling and headed straight for the 99 section. A large number of shelves had collapsed, so he had to find a pair of pants first. It was hard to see clearly at night, so he squatted on the ground and rummaged around. The texture of the first pair he bought made him look disgusted. As a rich young master, Jiang Ning's hospital gowns were all custom-made.
It’s no use now. I have to pick up clothes because I’ve pooped.
Jiang Ning groaned inwardly as he reached forward and pulled out a pair of loose-fitting track pants with tapered legs. He decided that this was the one. In addition to this pair, he also picked out a pair of casual jeans.
Afterwards, they went to the underwear section. Jiang Ning stood in front of the trouser rack with a heavy expression. As a young man, he shouldn't have even glanced at these trousers, but...
He lowered his voice and said, "Brother Tiger, are we about to enter winter or summer?"
Meng Hu, who was busy in a corner, looked at Jiang Ning like a fool and said, "Winter."
Jiang Ning took the pile of sweatpants without any hesitation. He guessed that it was probably because it was not yet late autumn here before the zombie outbreak, so fleece pants and cotton pants had not been put on yet, so he could only wear a few more pairs of sweatpants.
Jiang Ning then walked around to the underwear rack next to him. Before he could get there, he saw a dead face in the gap between two crooked racks.
Jiang Ning's mouth opened instantly, but he covered his mouth a second before making a sound.
Jiang Ning, a very smart man, couldn't possibly make the same mistake twice. He froze there, paralyzed by fear. The person collapsed on the shelf was already rotting beyond recognition. Jiang Ning took three deep breaths before finally recovering and taking small steps away.
He grabbed a few boxes of underwear and ran off, finding a place to hurriedly change into his clothes, stuffing the extra ones into a backpack he had found.
This kind of stockpiling of supplies, filling up the backpack little by little, from having nothing when he came into this world to having things that belonged to him, it felt pretty good. Finally, he found a pair of shoes to change into.
Meng Hu also came to call him: "Are you ready? If you are, we will set off."
Jiang Ning tied her shoelaces and raised her head: "Okay..." Her voice suddenly became long and uncertain.
Meng Hu also changed into a new set of clothes. On his clothes was a huge tiger head made of shiny small pieces, with four words written on it: "The tiger is coming down the mountain". His pants were even more exaggerated. Not only were they leopard print, but they were also tight-legged.
Meng Hu noticed Jiang Ning's look and confidently struck a few poses. "How's it going? Pretty trendy, right?"
Jiang Ning swallowed the truth in her heart and forced an awkward smile: "It's very damp, haha, so damp that it gives me rheumatism."
His eyes stopped at the leopard print pants that were about to be stretched into threads by the thick and strong thighs of the Menghu. If the pants could speak, they would definitely say, if they had known this day would come, they would have rotted in the warehouse, they would have been made into a piece of cloth forever, and never appeared here.
Jiang Ning's conscience couldn't bear it: "Brother Hu, do you want to change to a larger size?"
Meng Hu: "No more, this is the largest size, why doesn't it fit me?"
Jiang Ning stood up and said, "It's suitable. It's very suitable. It's too suitable. It makes Brother Hu look very handsome. I'm worried that people who meet you will have some ideas about Brother Hu and get into trouble again."
He said it seriously, making Meng Hu smile widely. He also made some handsome moves: "That's great. I, your brother Hu, will use this to find a partner. Okay, let's go."
Meng Hu left as soon as he said he would. Jiang Ning looked at his muscular back and the curve of his hips tightly outlined by his pants. As he walked, duang duang duang
Jiang Ning hesitated several times to speak, saying, "Brother Hu, you won't be able to find a partner like this."
After the two of them left the store, Jiang Ning didn't say anything in the end, because he felt that he couldn't represent the aesthetic taste of all mankind, and Meng Hu liked this kind of clothes. If he really met someone who liked him like this, then they would be the most suitable match made in heaven.
Besides, it's the end of the world, brother, why don't you wear what you like now? When you die, you will wear it for the King of Hell to see.
The two of them walked along the main road, stopping and starting all the way forward. Suddenly, there was a rumbling sound behind them. Jiang Ning turned around curiously and saw a light. The two headlights were dazzling. Meng Hu pulled him to hide behind a trash can.
"Bang"
A gunshot woke up this turbulent night. Jiang Ning shuddered with fear. It was a pair of off-road vehicles approaching at high speed. Two figures could be vaguely seen on the roof of the vehicle, holding guns and shooting at the zombies chasing them from behind.
Zombies in other locations were also attracted by the sound and ran over from all directions. Jiang Ning watched helplessly as some zombies jumped directly from the building, some even breaking the glass and jumping down.
Jiang Ning: ...
With such hard work, the zombies will never hear the saying "Eating shit is worse than being warm" in their lifetime.
Jiang Ning is different. He doesn't eat shit and doesn't need to rush to get warm.
Suddenly, there was an earthquake nearby. Jiang Ning slowly rolled his eyes. A zombie was lying on the ground with its head cracked. It was obvious that it had jumped down in a hurry. Being so close to the zombie, Jiang Ning was still a little scared. After all, his soul still belonged to a human.
I wonder if the zombies will die if they fall like this?
The next second, the zombie crawled up from the ground with a creaking sound, as if mocking Jiang Ning: Xiao Paocai, what you think is unnecessary.
But the zombie's broken leg and arm remained on the land forever.
The zombie had just gotten up and hadn't even had time to join in the carnival when it was shot in the head by someone in the car. A few drops of splattered brain matter and flesh splashed onto Jiang Ning.
A piece of broken bone flew past Jiang Ning's eyelashes, causing him to blink uncontrollably. At this moment, Jiang Ning felt an unprecedented fear since he had traveled through time.
His previous experience made him deeply aware that this was the apocalypse with a zombie outbreak.
And at this moment, he understood most clearly that he was a zombie, an enemy zombie of mankind, a zombie that humans wanted to kill with a single shot in the head.
The black muzzle of the gun moved along the zombie from a distance, leaving a red dot between Jiang Ning's eyebrows. Jiang Ning didn't dare to move, and her eyelids kept blinking uncontrollably.
The black gemstone-like eyes revealed fear as they looked at the man.
The crew-haired man holding the gun raised his head from behind the gun. The light from the car lights hit half of Jiang Ning's body, allowing him to see the dirty cat-like face. Although the face was dirty, the eyes were the most beautiful eyes he had ever seen in his life. With such a pair of eyes, the face would definitely not be bad.
He felt a little disappointed for a while, as his little brother hadn't had any comfort for a while.
He turned his eyes again and noticed Meng Hu next to Jiang Ning, pointing a gun at him. His expression at that time was so strange, he wanted to laugh but didn't dare to. Damn, this guy's clothes are too lawless.
Just then, his teammate pulled him and said, "We need to hide inside."
The man looked at Jiang Ning again, but did not act impulsively. He and his teammates hid in the car, which stopped and stopped making any noise.
The zombies that were running towards it stopped around the car, surrounding it tightly and smashing it hard, but the car was modified and very sturdy. The zombies couldn't do anything to the car for a while, and it would probably be attracted away by other sounds soon.
Meng Hu put away his gun and tugged at Jiang Ning: "Let's go."
Jiang Ning swallowed, raised her hand to touch her forehead, wiped away the sweat that was cooled by the wind, and followed Meng Hu to leave carefully.
At dawn, they left the city and turned another corner. Abandoned cars formed several long lines in front of and behind the highway intersection. Some zombies were walking staggeringly, and there were also some cautious travelers.
Meng Hu randomly selected a luxury business car. Jiang Ning watched him take out a card and fiddle with it twice in the crack of the car door. With a click, Meng Hu opened the door.
Jiang Ning's eyes widened. There was no technology involved, it was all just hard work.
According to what Meng Hu said before, if they didn't arrive before dawn, they would take a rest. But Jiang Ning looked back at the city behind them. It was not just that they hadn't arrived yet. Strictly speaking, they couldn't even set out.
Following Meng Hu into the car, the first thing he did was to look through it. Jiang Ning opened the box in front of the passenger seat and squinted his eyes. There were actually several boxes of chewing gum. He took them out excitedly, and the first one that caught his eye was the Ultra-Thin 0.01.
Jiang Ning: Chewing gum can be this thin?
Meng Hu: "What do you want the insurance cover for?"
Jiang Ning was frozen like a stone statue. He was naive. At 19, he was still naive. Fortunately, his face was dirty and didn't turn red, but the pointed ears that poked out from his messy hair still betrayed him.
Comrade Jiang Ning, who is full of dirty talk, actually still has some innocence in him.
Jiang Ning mobilized all his brain cells, gathering the knowledge in his head, and said calmly, "This can be very useful. It can be used as a tourniquet, a water container, and it's waterproof. It's also very flammable, so you can use it to start a fire if necessary."
He explained seriously and packed up the things reluctantly.
Jiang Ning: I’ve definitely made up my mind about this B.
Judging from Meng Hu's reaction, he was indeed hit, but he didn't find anything more useful. Meng Hu originally wanted to take a quick rest, but Jiang Ning was thinking about his trick: "Brother Hu, how did you open the door just now? Teach me."
It’s worth learning something useful before running away.
Meng Hu was a little sleepy and said perfunctorily: "It's difficult, just give up."
Jiang Ning grabbed his arm and shook it: "Brother Hu, please teach me. This is also a survival skill. Please." He begged so softly that even though Meng Hu had no interest in him in that aspect, he couldn't resist.
But what Meng Hu didn't expect was that Jiang Ning actually learned it in one go. He thought about how he had learned it for half a year and was slapped twice in the ass by his master for being stupid.
Comparing people is really...
Even a tough guy like him wants to cry.
Jiang Ning looked at Meng Hu excitedly: "Brother Hu, am I your best student? Praise me."
Meng Hu was not stingy with his praise for him: "You have a bit of a talent for petty thievery."
The anticipation on Jiang Ning's face turned into confusion. For the first time in his life, he couldn't tell whether he was being praised or scolded. He could only sigh, "If Meng Hu praised him again, he would be a dog!" That was the end of the story!
Jiang Ning gritted her teeth: "Same here."
Meng Hu chuckled: "Thank you for the compliment."
Jiang Ning: ...die.
The author has something to say:
Due to force majeure, Gong's identity changed from a human marshal to the head of an organization. After the zombie outbreak, the surviving humans banded together and helped each other to form several organizations. Gong was one of the leaders and was still very powerful.
Note 1: This is adapted from the one at Wenzhou Leather Factory in Zhejiang Province.