[Mind Reading] [Metaphysics] [Fortune Telling] [Feng Shui] [Pampered by All] [Revenge] [Unit Stories] Gu Yunxi, an ancestor of metaphysics, failed to ascend and accidentally transmigrated into a bo...
Chapter 207 Can't Find a Girlfriend
As the long procession reached the village entrance, they indeed saw Canglong carrying a hoe, with a person dressed in funeral clothes standing beside him, the two chatting and laughing.
"Cang Rong!"
Cang Daniu rushed forward and lashed out with his whip before his son could react.
"Ouch, Dad, what are you doing?"
Cang Rong felt a burning pain all over his body. He was a great contributor to the family today, having accomplished such a great feat. Even if he didn't deserve credit, he should at least have worked hard.
Regardless of merit or reward, the whip came directly.
"Da Niu, what are you doing?"
Upon hearing the old man's voice, the people who had come to join the fun quickly disappeared.
Cang Rong's mother and his aunt stood there, huddled together, trembling.
Even Cang Erniu was completely bewildered!
"father?"
Cang Daniu was stunned, took a few steps back, and looked at the person dressed in funeral clothes in disbelief.
After a careful examination, I noticed that his complexion was rosy, quite different from when he had just been taken down from the coffin.
He looks even more robust than I am!
Are you a human or a ghost?
There's a shadow, so it's probably not a ghost.
"Dad, Grandpa didn't die. I didn't dare tell you when I went out. I met a master who said that Grandpa was trapped there and that we had to get him out today no matter what. So I sneaked out."
"You unfilial son, how dare you hit my beloved grandson! If it weren't for him, I would really be dead."
"father!"
Cang Erniu also came over and circled him a few times, but still didn't dare to get close.
He cautiously reached out and poked his father's face.
"Brother, it's warm, it's hot."
Finally, everyone breathed a sigh of relief.
"The barefoot doctor in our village clearly saw him and said that Dad was completely dead. This is unbelievable."
"Now I finally understand why some people keep their deceased relatives at home for a few days. They're afraid of a reversal of fortune. I was so confused at the time, how could I not have thought of that and hastily buried my father? Fortunately, everything was in time, thanks to Xiao Rong!"
"Dad, Uncle, shouldn't we take Grandpa to get checked out? He's been cooped up there all day, let's see if he's feeling any discomfort?"
Villager: None of my family members know anything about this. I've lived most of my life and never heard of anything like it. It's really strange.
"How was it? Not scared about today's order, right?" Gu Yunxi hung up the call.
[It was so heartwarming! The last scene was really touching. They were so lucky to survive. If they hadn't lived to see today, his grandfather would have suffocated. It was so pitiful.]
"A person's fate is predetermined. God hasn't thought about taking him yet. Let's leave it at that for now. We'll continue later. It's time to get off work. Hurry home and have dinner. We'll keep working tonight."
Fortunately, the streamer didn't mention that the broadcast had ended for the day. The most exciting part is watching the nighttime live stream.
Two hours later, Gu Yunxi, who was going to have dinner, arrived late. Goodness, the evening was indeed the liveliest time. It was almost eight o'clock, and the number of people in the backend showed that it had soared to more than 300,000.
Although there's a significant gap compared to those popular streamers with millions of viewers, we still managed to get into the top 100 through this niche livestream.
After all, our live stream is protected, and some departments have intervened, so people in other countries overseas can't see our live stream.
There are advantages and disadvantages, so just let things take their natural course.
"Green Tea Analyst"—what a strange online name. It confirms he's a man.
[Judging from this person's username, they must have been heartbroken by their girlfriend, otherwise why would they choose such a strange name?]
When the man logged on, he found a refined-looking man sitting there.
His brows were furrowed, one higher than the other; he seemed a little nervous when he first went online, unsure of how to phrase his thoughts.
"Let me tell you, you came here looking for your fiancée, right? Well, let me tell you, you've already run out of fiancées."
In the live stream, netizens who were casually playing games heard Master Gu say this.
They all looked up, curiously watching the man in front of the camera.
[A green tea connoisseur? So this guy looks refined, but he's actually a scumbag. Pshaw!]
[This suggests he's had countless girlfriends, which is why the master said, "He can't find them all; three make a crowd, so he's had at least more than three."]
[I smell a conspiracy in this. Isn't the incomplete list another layer of meaning?]
Yes, when it comes to finding people, it's either finding them or not finding them; there's no such thing as not finding everyone.
If the master's words had a double meaning, then it could only be the latter; the only thing that couldn't be found was the corpse.
"Even if a small animal is cut into eight pieces, is it possible for us to find it all back together?"
His words attracted many more people watching from outside the door.
Even some foreign compatriots studying in China were drawn in, and as soon as she started broadcasting, her live stream became incredibly popular.
"Master, are you using a double entendre?"
Xu Yun's fiancée left a text message a week ago and then disappeared without a trace.
He couldn't find her anywhere. He went to the police station, but unfortunately, his girlfriend seemed to have no relatives besides him; she was an orphan.
It's even less likely that a melodramatic plot would unfold, where she's taken back by her wealthy parents and accidentally overhears netizens talking about Master Gu, who can handle any problem, no matter how difficult.
When he entered the live stream room, he saw the popularity and number of viewers constantly rising, but there was nothing in front of the camera.
Looking at the comments from netizens, wow! Such a prime time, and they're out eating.
I never expected that after nearly two hours, I would finally get my wish and connect with her after sending the gift.
No wonder netizens say that only a person with a deep-seated grudge can connect with a master, so tonight's number one grudge is myself.
Seeing that Gu Yunxi did not speak, the man's voice became choked with emotion.
"Can't find it? How is that possible?"
Sigh, if I were in that situation, I'd be anxious too.
[This man has such a bizarre online name, yet he seems a little pitiful.]
"Go find her first. After you leave the community gate, turn right and walk straight to the second traffic light. Turn right again at the water feature, and you'll see her there."
"This...is it that precise? Master, as expected, the netizens were right, you really do know everything."
"Call the police first; you can't handle it alone."
[Don't let the live stream drop, we want to watch too!]
Without wasting any time, Xu Yun grabbed his phone and rode his bike straight to the police station.
When he first entered the police station, there were only a few officers on duty. When he saw the man again, one of the officers on duty frowned and looked at him.
"It's really impossible to file a case. You and she didn't get a marriage certificate, and you're not her immediate family member. She probably left because she couldn't figure it out. When she comes back, try to coax her properly. Girls are easy to coax."
"No, brother, I've actually found some clues about her. I might have run into my fiancée, so I want you to come with me to find her."
"ox!"
The man gave a thumbs up. "You're not saying your investigative skills are better than ours, are you?"
Xu Yun became incoherent, and knowing how to talk to him, he simply handed him his phone.