Chapter 21

System: [Ahhh? Didn't you say that Xie Lanze would be the elder? ]

[Don't worry, just write well and update well. You will get what you want if you want to be an elder, and you will also get slapped in the face.]

Thinking about the pitfalls in the column, Xie Lanze's eyes went dark. He chose to play dumb: "Mr. Fu, what are you talking about? I'm just a screenwriter, how can there be a column?"

Fu Yunshen asked directly: "Mr. Shuanghua, when are you going to fill the sixteen holes in your column?"

I was following Shuanghua's novel and was enjoying it when it suddenly disappeared. Looking at the seemingly endless update time, Fu Yunshen felt the same as those readers. He wanted to go through the Internet to beat up Xie Lanze and lock him in a small dark room to write.

However, now that the author has come directly to seduce him, Fu Yunshen doesn't need to go online and can just accept it with a smile.

"I..." The vest fell off in front of Fu Yunshen. Thinking of the various actions he had taken to stop updating, Xie Lanze's ears turned red again.

Different from his aloof personality in real life, on Qingshui.com, in order to avoid updating, Xie Lanze has been acting cute for a long time and begging readers to show mercy, and then he continues to do so.

He has taken leave for his own birthday, his whole family's birthdays, various distant relatives' birthdays, occasional travel leave, sudden work leave, sudden illness leave, computer breakdown leave, electricity bill leave, manuscript loss leave... He even took leave for his aunt's period in the early years when readers didn't know whether he was a man or a woman.

In short, I take a month off and update only once a day.

Fu Yunshen chuckled and said, "When my aunt is so active, is it so difficult to fill a hole?"

"I'm not!" Xie Lanze quickly denied it. He had a strong sense of self-esteem. He explained, "I just have too many ideas! But once I start to think about the plot, I lose enthusiasm and want to write something else..."

Xie Lanze comes from a scholarly family, so his literary accomplishment is impeccable. His writing is imaginative and his ideas are very creative, and many of his plots make readers applaud.

However, his enthusiasm for each story only lasts for three minutes. Once he thinks of a new story, he will stop writing it once he is satisfied with it, leaving a bunch of readers waiting in the pit. He will then start the next one in a hurry, and another group of people will be drawn in, and the cycle will continue endlessly.

Xie Lanze started writing when he was a teenager. Now he is 24 years old, almost ten years later, and he has completed eight books, several of which are short stories.

Fu Yunshen looked at him quietly and smiled: "Is this the reason why you dug a hole and didn't fill it?"

Now the readers are right in front of me, no excuse for asking for leave will work! Xie Lanze knelt down and shed wide noodles tears in his heart.

"Fill the hole well, and we'll become sworn brothers. Then Fang Rui will call you uncle, isn't that much better than being aunt?"

Xie Lanze was slightly stunned: "Sworn brotherhood?" Just now when he heard Fu Yunshen say that he should be the elder, he thought Fu Yunshen was joking with him to urge him to update more, but now it seems that he is a little serious?

Fu Yunshen nodded: "I am serious. How about you fill the two holes of "Sword Holder" and "Vortex" first?" "Sword Holder" and "Vortex" are the two most popular books of Xie Lanze, one is martial arts and the other is science fiction. There are tens of thousands of readers at the bottom of the hole. Fu Yunshen just finished reading these two books and fell to the bottom of the hole and couldn't get out.

Xie Lanze knew in his heart that Fu Yunshen was a man of his word, and if he said it seriously, he would not lie to him. He had been in front of Fu Yunshen for so long just to slap Fang Rui in the face, and now that Fu Yunshen asked him to be his uncle, he seemed to be a little happy in his heart?

Moreover, compared to devoting yourself personally, it seems that typing a few words is much easier?

Xie Lanze said, "Okay, I promise you." Anyway, the two outlines have been written, so there is nothing to worry about. After all, I still call myself a writer, and writing is a simple thing.

"Okay." Fu Yunshen in the wheelchair was waiting for Xie Lanze to say this, "I have specially prepared a room for you at home. How about you write here, Mr. Xie?"

Fu Yunshen, who had watched the original plot, knew too well how much this Mr. Shuanghua loved to slack off. Originally, his typing speed was very fast, at two to three thousand words per hour, but while typing, he would open his mobile phone to play games, browse forums, eat fruits and daydream. Even if the typing software on his computer locked the word count, he had thousands of ways to unlock it and escape from the small black room.

Xie Lanze froze: "No, no, I'm more used to writing at home." As an author who digs holes but never fills them, what kind of feeling is it to live in readers' homes every day and be urged by readers to update? Just thinking about it makes my scalp tingle, tremble, and be extremely terrified!

Fu Yunshen said this without discussing it with Xie Lanze. He raised his eyebrows and said, "Since Mr. Xie wants to be an elder, he should move in first to feel the family atmosphere of the Fu family, right?" He brought out the original "rich old man + disabled boss" spirit of plundering by trickery, but he did not use it on ****, but on urging for more updates.

System: [QWQ, Master Wu, I always feel that your domineering aura is developing in a weird direction! ]

Xie Lanze was taken aback by Fu Yunshen's tough attitude. He hesitated and asked, "Must I, must I?"

Fu Yunshen smiled and said, "What do you think?"

[There are 10,000 ways to escape from the small black room writing software, but can you still escape from the real small black room? ]

System: [Ahhh, so sweet! I'm dead! Originally I wanted to say: Lock him up in the small dark room! Face him head-on! This dialogue is fine for marrying Xie Lanze home, woooo, woooo, but who knew that Master Wu was going to lock him up at home to write an article!]

In order to try his best to become Fang Rui's uncle, Xie Lanze had to agree: "Okay then."

…

Fu Yunshen immediately arranged for someone to move Xie Lanze and prepared a living room and a special study for him in Fu's house.

When Mr. Fu and his wife first found out, they were so excited. Their son, who had been single for 28 years, finally brought someone home! And it was the son of the Xie family, who had a good family tradition! They were very satisfied with this daughter-in-law!

As a result, Fu Yunshen explained calmly: "This is my adopted brother." He spoke in a serious manner, without any ambiguity.

Thinking of the overwhelming education news last time, when his son adopted the city's top scholar as his godson, Mr. Fu's eyes went dark: "Are you addicted to adopting godsons?!" They don't want godsons or brothers, they just want daughters-in-law! The city's top scholar, the writer, either one is good as a daughter-in-law!

But no matter what Xie Lanze's status was when he lived in the Fu family, the old couple liked such a well-educated and well-behaved child.

Xie Lanze was very happy living in the Fu family. The living environment was not too luxurious and comfortable, the food cooked by the chef was not too delicious, and the interpersonal relationship with the two old people was not too good. Except... Fu Yunshen got up on time at 7 o'clock every day, and after breakfast, he was locked in a small dark room to write. He was so punctual that he was like a vicious capitalist who watched his employees punch in.

There are no mobile phones or internet in the small dark room. There is only a computer without an internet connection and an assistant who is always there to check writing materials for him. It is impossible for him to slack off and do other things!

Moreover, if you don’t finish coding 5,000 words in the morning, you won’t be allowed to leave. After you finish coding in the morning, you have to continue coding 5,000 words in the afternoon.

Woohoo, Shuanghua has been a tyrant for ten years, and has never had more than 10,000 sexs in his life. Now he has fallen into Fu Yunshen's hands. This hardcore artificial black room is much more terrible than the black room coding software. If he is given another chance, he will definitely not seduce his readers!

System: ["After Bai Yueguang came back, I married a disabled boss" plot reversal value 60%. Fifth Master, you are really a devil. ]

Fu Yunshen sat in a wheelchair and handled some necessary work, saying: [It's not that my legs are disabled, so I have time to supervise him to become a god by writing articles. ]

[Fifth Master, are you sure you don’t want to see this? And…is this the role of the disabled boss?]

Fu Yunshen said: [Rather than making his legs weak, I chose to make him type until his hands are weak. Isn't the disabled boss playing a good role? ]

In the original text, Xie Lanze's updating speed and habit of digging holes without filling them did indeed cause him great limitations. Originally, the beginnings of several of his articles were trending as hot topics, and some film and television companies came to ask about copyright-related matters, but he just didn't fill the holes or update.

In Fu Yunshen's opinion, Xie Lanze's writing level could have made him a popular best-selling author, with a full range of publishing, film and television derivatives. However, he is now only a little famous in the circle, and his popularity is not even as high as that of Xu Qingli, the "male god screenwriter" who is keen on marketing. It is really a pity.

In the study, Xie Lanze was typing away with tears streaming down his face. He could only repeat to himself in his heart, "Uncle, uncle..." to give himself some motivation.

With no way to slack off and wanting to get out of this real "dark room" as soon as possible, Xie Lanze finally used his super fast hand speed to complete 5,000 words within two hours.

Fu Yunshen was the first to enjoy the treatment of an SVIP reader and read the latest chapter, which was 5,000 words. You know, Shuanghua updates once a month, and each time it only updates 3,000 words.

After reading the chapter, Fu Yunshen was very satisfied. This was the joy of having the author update the book right in front of him. He said to Xie Lanze, "I hired two chefs especially for you. You can eat whatever you want for lunch."

Xie Lanze was a little touched. Is this what the readers meant by, as long as you update, I can do anything?

In the afternoon, Xie Lanze finished writing the remaining 5,000 words, merged them into a chapter of 10,000 words, and posted it on Qingshui.com.

The reader went crazy: [Ahhhh! Look what I found? A 30-coin transaction! ]

[My eyes are filled with tears! I have updated as many posts today as I have in the past six months! ]

[Shuanghua, I have been in your trap for five years, and I found out that this is your first time to win 10,000 points a day! ]

[I turned into a mole, trying to get into the big draft box, and then I was knocked unconscious on the concrete floor with a bang.]

[Big brother! Have you finally found your Qingshui account password? ]

Fu Yunshen casually threw a hundred deep-water fish mines at him.

[Throw one hundred sisters into deep water!!! Rich and inhumane! ]

[It's over, another one must have gone crazy at the bottom of the pit! ]

[Big brother! I just want to ask you when the next update will be? You won’t say that it took half a year to update this time, so you should wait until next year? ]

Xie Lanze looked at the comments QAQ. It was already a pity that your boss didn't update, but there was a man who used such means to take away my virginity... Well, the first time, I watched 10,000 a day.

What's more, he has to do the same thing to me every day. It's so hard for you.

So, I will do it again tomorrow!

The author has something to say: Will I be a millionaire tomorrow? Of course not. Hahahaha. Thank you to the little angels who voted for me or irrigated nutrient solution during 2020-02-13 13:40:00~2020-02-13 22:58:22~

Thanks to the little angels who cast mines: Please call me Xiaochunjie 233, Ran Zhuyan, Yuanyuan, kill 1;

Thanks to the little angels who irrigated the nutrient solution: 12 bottles of Failed Man; 6 bottles of Please Call Me Little Purity 233; 3 bottles of lvtyang, Mimosa and Cardamom; 2 bottles of Leaves Falling Back to the Roots; 1 bottle of Star Wish Conservation, Wenren Xuan, MOON, Екатерина;

Thank you very much for your support, I will continue to work hard!