Yun Xi received an invitation for the closed beta of the full-dive game "The Sims: Yokohama." Due to his excellent luck, he randomly got the hidden identity of [Savior] at the start.
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Chapter 26 Chapter 26 (Contains nutrient solution 4.0k plus more) ^^……
Yunxi said, "Now that I've been caught, all the bad things I've done in my life can be written off," but was injected with sleeping pills by Meursault's men and forcibly taken away.
Fudi Yingchi immediately took Okura Yezi to see a doctor, and only breathed a sigh of relief after repeatedly confirming that Yunxi did not poison the knife.
"Fortunately, Yunxi-jun only responded with an eye for an eye and a tooth for a tooth, otherwise this would have been really difficult."
But in the end, his goal was achieved. Yunxi and Gogol were sent out by him, and were temporarily imprisoned by Meursault.
after all--
"Two of them, space-based esper." Fudi Yingchi instinctively held down his sword. "If they can't become my companions, it will be too much trouble."
He didn't even dare to leave these two people in Yokohama, for fear that the vampire ancestor he was hiding would be discovered by these two people one day!
"But according to the information given by the [Demon], that clown can still be used." Fudi Yingchi murmured, "He's also an unstable factor, but he's much better than Yunxi Jun..."
Suddenly, Fudi Yingchi remembered the murderous eyes of the Joker when he looked at Yunxi in private, and how even in this situation he still did not attack Yunxi, and would rather expose the fact that he could break free from the constraints of the Special Ability Agent Department, in order to stop him from attacking Yunxi.
Fudi Sakura Maniac:.
It seems hard to say for sure about this matter.
"Forget it. If Yunxi-jun gets into trouble later, I'll help him." Fudi Yingchi cheerfully let go of his sword and took another sip of wine. "Let's just consider it a good relationship."
The space became quiet again.
After a long while, Fudi Yingchi asked doubtfully again, "By the way, did Meursault's men arrive too quickly? Is this just my illusion?"
This was indeed not Fudi Yingchi's illusion. In fact, a group of people started a crazy behind-the-scenes operation after learning that Yunxi was arrested.
"Have Meursault's men arrived?"
"Here they come, take them both away together!"
"So why didn't Yunxi want to come back before? Wasn't she so close to falling into Nihong's hands and becoming consumable material for human modification research?"
"Why do you care about him? Hurry up and contact Meursault's people and comfort Yunxi privately. Tell them that we can get him back in a while."
"Okay, I'll contact them... Oh, by the way, what if someone says Yunxi has the [Grand Order] and won't let her go?"
"When did Yunxi ever get the [Grand Directive]? Didn't Weilun get it? Now that Weilun is dead, the [Grand Directive] must be broken too! There's nothing to worry about. Just be confident and justify it!"
"……OK."
*
Yunxi had no idea of the undercurrents behind his capture. He simply took revenge on the Special Ability Agent Department and entered Meursault in a happy mood.
But when the prison guards stripped her clothes and carefully examined her body, Yunxi couldn't help but ask, "Are you doing the same thing to a minor like me? Aren't you going too far?"
Meursault Staff: ...
They didn't want to pay attention to each other, but when they thought that the other party seemed to be asked by the higher-ups to protect them, they endured it.
In the end, they only drew a tube of Yunxi's blood, let Yunxi change into Meursault's clothes by herself, and then took Yunxi directly into the golden light ball where Yunxi was imprisoned.
Yunxi, who originally wanted to remember this group of people and strip them naked in the future:?
This was the first time that Yunxi encountered a situation where the hatred value could not lock onto a specific target after arriving in a new environment.
He drew his sword and looked around, bewildered: "No, am I such a high-ranking person here?"
Isn't that right? Who paid for his game?
Gogol, who had just risen from the ground, realized something. He laughed twice and said, "That's right! Xiao Yunxi is very influential even here!"
"After all, those people don't listen to the clown at all..."
The golden light ball in Meursault Prison has very good sound insulation. Logically, Yunxi has no idea what Gogol is saying. After all, Yunxi can't read lips, and Gogol keeps mumbling a long string of Russian.
But Yunxi is a player, and players can turn on the [subtitle] function on their own.
Yunxi understood all of this clearly in the [subtitles].
Looking at Gogol who had been changed from a clown costume into a white prison uniform like his own, Yunxi silently clenched his fists.
Very good, now his hatred value can lock onto the target again.
Meursault, look in advance at the clowns that players like, you are finished——!!!
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But no matter how much hatred he had, Yunxi did not attack Meursault directly.
After all, the player's abilities can still be used smoothly, mainly because the player's own abilities do not belong to supernatural powers. If they are exposed now, it will be bad for the player to be directly controlled by someone as strong as or stronger than the previous hound.
Yunxi decided to lie dormant for a while.
During this period, he first checked with Gogol to confirm that the other party was really arrested on purpose and the reason was still Fyodor.
It took me a long time to figure out who Fyodor was.
in, and the fist is even more in.
They're a European, open-ended threesome family, not one of those East Asian origin families where one person hides away in the background but comes out to give orders to the others at crucial moments, right?!
Gogol realized Yunxi's displeasure and wanted to comfort her: "Little Yunxi, don't be angry. After we get out, you can ask Feijia for whatever you want!"
Yunxi said expressionlessly, "Even if you didn't tell me, I would have gone to collect the debt."
Not only that, he will also collect debts harshly!
Fyodor is truly audacious for using a pay-later policy against a great player! He deserves a good beating from the player with a whip!
But now——
Yunxi looked at Gogol: "Kolya, do you owe me something too?"
Gogol's eyes widened slightly: "Xiao Yunxi wants to ask the clown a question? Of course -"
"Sure!"
Gogol was excited, "Xiao Yunxi, no matter what questions you have, you can just tell me!"
Yunxi thought for a moment. Instead of asking directly, he called Meursault's employee and asked, "Is there a video recorder here?"
Meursault's employee: ...
They silently brought a video recorder to Yunxi, and the moment they turned on Yunxi's golden light ball, Yunxi punched them on the forehead.
While beating them, Yunxi said, "I'm sorry. I was so upset with you guys that I hit you subconsciously."
Yunxi added, "I forgot how many years my sentence was, but it's life imprisonment anyway. You can add a few more years to it."
Yunxi finally said, "I'm already very sincere, please don't push me further!"
Meursault Staff:.
I’m convinced! I’m convinced! I’m convinced!
They ran back angrily and turned on the surveillance camera at Yunxi's location, vowing to find something to hold against Yunxi before she was released.
Then, right before their eyes, Yunxi turned on the video recorder and aimed it at Gogol, who was in another golden ball of light.
Yunxi: "Question - Coria, please answer! In the language of flowers, which one has fewer strokes, 'I am Yunxi's little bird' or 'I am a demon?'"
"Of course I am—" Gogol stopped abruptly mid-sentence, his tone awkward. "Haha, can you change the question?"
"Haha." Yunxi's face suddenly darkened. "What do you think?"
*
Gogol certainly wouldn't say it, but Yunxi also has his own strength and means.
But Yunxi couldn't bear to beat Gogol, so he could only beat other NPCs to intimidate Gogol with long-range force.
So during this period, all the employees in Meursault who had contact with Yunxi were severely beaten by Yunxi.
Yunxi would pretend to be mentally ill while beating him. He would scream and crawl in a twisted and dark manner, and scream like this:
"I really don't know what to do (actually nothing happened)! Stop pushing me (actually 0 people pushed Yunxi)! Can someone come and save me (actually he is inflicting violence on others)? What do you want from me (actually no one wants to do anything to Yunxi)? Will you be happy if I die (of course no employee would be happy)? Is there any other way for me to go except killing you all (really no one is messing with him)?!"
Meursault Other Inmates: Wow.
Meursault's employee who failed to catch Yunxi's weakness and was beaten over and over again:... Daddy.
Meursault's employees wanted to resist, but once they did, Yunxi would become even more crazy.
They wanted to isolate Yunxi, but the psychic master above was not there, and they were afraid that they would not be able to hold this guy down during the transfer.
They wanted to increase Yunxi's sentence, but Yunxi was an uneducated minor, stateless, and had a series of mental illness and antisocial personality test certificates. The law could not choose him, and society would be particularly tolerant of him.
Damn, the buffs are fully stacked.
Finally, one of the Meursault employees collapsed and tried to tell Yunxi: "If you are well-behaved in Meursault or can make contributions to the outside world, you can get out early. If your contribution is great enough, it is not impossible to reduce your sentence by 200 years."
Perhaps these words were effective, Yunxi really became honest, and promised that he would reform himself in the future and be a useful person to society even in prison.
Meursault's employees were relieved.
But before the relaxing time lasted two days, Yunxi used the thing he asked them for to rub out a US dollar bill with his hands and successfully passed it through a money detector.
Yunxi looked forward to it: "Look, I think I have cracked the secret of US dollars. I am willing to hand over the technology. Can you reduce my sentence..."
Meursault employees: !!!
Meursault is an absolutely neutral prison institution. It doesn’t matter if the secret of the US dollar bills is cracked, but they cannot be handed over in Meursault!!!
After finally succeeding in calming Yunxi down and getting Gogol, who was laughing uncontrollably in the light ball next door, to shut up so that the other prisoners wouldn't go crazy due to the noise, Meursault's employees were also tired.
Since they are just workers anyway, they just start to play badly.
In this way, the daily tasks of contacting Yunxi, delivering things to Yunxi, and watching Yunxi take a bath became something that Meursault's employees avoided.
The Meursault employees who were contacted by Zhonghua took advantage of this opportunity to get promoted.
Logically speaking, they would also be targeted by Yunxi, but they obviously knew Yunxi better than the previous employees and had a deeper filter for Yunxi.
That day, at lunch time, Yunxi had just taken a fighting stance against Meursault's employees, ready for another life-and-death fight, when he saw the food the other party brought him.
Each plate was piled high, almost three times as much as the one at Gogol next door.
Yunxi:?
Yunxi looked up in confusion and noticed the other person's distressed look when he looked at his wrist.
The other person was muttering, "Too thin! Is this what a 16 or 17 year old should look like?"
Noticing Yunxi was also looking at her, she quickly whispered, "If you don't want to reform, forget it. You haven't done anything wrong in the first place. But don't be angry. The food here is delicious, and we paid for it. Eat more, and I'll give you more meat next time if there's delicious meat."
Yunxi: ???
Is it because he is 16 or 17 years old, an age when he grows very fast, that he can't gain weight no matter what?
Also, what does it mean that the other party has paid?
Yunxi was confused for a moment and was in a daze for a moment, and the employee had already left.
Yunxi ate 80% of the food and could not eat the rest. Then the other party appeared again and took away the plate in front of Yunxi.
Yunxi felt a little bloated and dizzy, and didn't have the strength to get up and leave. She could only watch the other party pack up and leave.
Yunxi began to suspect that all this was Meursault's conspiracy.
But in the evening, Yunxi saw the familiar Meursault employee again. He had a happy face and the number of plates in his hand increased from the usual 3-5 to 10 at once.
The other party: "The food Meursault gave you was too little. I snatched all the extra dishes that other prisoners requested for you. Don't worry, I won't let you starve..."
Yunxi looked at Gogol, who had a dazed look on his face because there were no fried buns.
Yunxi looked at Meursault and the other criminals who were staring at her.
Yunxi slowly turned back and grinned at the food: :D
No matter what this Meursault guy is up to, the players are happy now!
A bunch of supernatural criminals who have made no positive contribution to the world still want to have extra food. Do they know what they are eating?!
However, Gogol's fried buns still need to be returned, so that players will not compete with their favorite NPC for food.
Seeing that the Meursault employee was reluctant, Yunxi added: "I prefer xiaolongbao and guantangbao."
"I see." The other party quickly accepted this explanation and said that he would find a way to make it for Yunxi next time, and then left with the fried buns.
Gogol got the fried buns, and his expression when he looked at Yunxi became even more resentful:
“Xiao Yunxi, why can you…” have so many privileges?
Yunxi interrupted: "Which one has fewer strokes, 'I am Yunxi's little bird' or 'I am a demon?'"
Gogol began to eat his buns obediently with his head down.
Yunxi ate everything on the table in silence.
The employee seemed to be controlling the situation intentionally. This time, the food on Yunxi's table looked like a lot, but in fact, it was only enough for Yunxi to eat until he was about 80% full.
After Yunxi finished eating, she pressed the call button decisively, indicating that she wanted to take a shower right away.
This time, not only the employee who cleaned up the dishes came, but also another employee who took Yunxi to take a bath.
The other person was an Asian man about the same height as Yunxi.
Yunxi looked at the other person, and considering that he was in a good mood today, he did not attack him either.
So the man and Yunxi safely arrived at the bathroom together. Yunxi began to shower, and he stared intently at the wall opposite her as he suddenly said, "In a few days, a week at the latest, you can go out openly."
Yunxi's movements suddenly stopped, and he looked at the man behind him in disbelief.
No way, when did Meursault become a good guy???
Yunxi didn't understand. He wanted to ask the other person, but he felt it was inappropriate to chase someone and ask while they were taking a shower. So by the time Yunxi realized what was going on, the person had already been sent back.
Gogol noticed Yunxi's depression, he blinked his eyes, took the initiative to talk to Yunxi for a while, and when Yunxi became lively again, Gogol felt that his goal had been achieved, so he fell asleep.
Yunxi, on the other hand, felt a little better, but couldn't sleep.
Yunxi really wanted to wake up Gogol, tell him what had just happened, and ask for his opinion, but Yunxi was worried that the other bad guys in Meursault would hear it.
Yunxi tossed and turned all night, thinking, "Going out isn't a bad thing after all," and finally fell asleep.
As a result, the next day, Yunxi heard bad news from the employee who was watching him take a shower.
"What? There was an accident outside. I have to wait at least another six months? How many years at most?"
Yunxi was shocked: "Are you kidding me?"
Seeing Yunxi's intention to attack, the Meursault employee quickly explained:
"It was truly an accident. [The Clocktower Attendants] have a transcendent with causal abilities. They used each other's abilities to investigate the theft of that item, and the investigation led back to you. It would be very dangerous for you to leave Meursault now."
"In fact, not only will your departure be delayed, but after leaving here, unless you become a Transcendent, you will have to stay only to plant flowers."
The other party's expression was serious. "If the [Clock Tower Attendants] find the opportunity, even if they send more than one Transcendent to encircle you, they will find a way to take the things back."
Yunxi, who does have the [Big Order] in his hand:
Yunxi gradually calmed down. He took a shower quietly and returned to his cell as if nothing had happened.
That night, Yunxi began to signal Gogol with her eyes.
"Kolya, something's wrong! The [Clock Tower Attendant] is about to send someone. If we try to escape according to our previous plan, we might run into the [Clock Tower Attendant]! So we have to figure out how to leave this place early!"
Gogol didn't expect Yunxi to remember him from the play with Meursault's employees: "Hmm, these days?"
Yunxi: 'That's right!'
The two exchanged glances, and after exchanging secret signals, they fell asleep.
On the other side, people from other countries in Meursault were chatting with the two people who had taken good care of Yunxi in the past few days.
Their superiors might have obvious biases due to their different positions, and these employees also have different nationalities, so if something goes wrong, they will definitely take their own side. But when things are not going well, these small-time people who can't do much big things get along relatively well in private.
They also saw what happened in the past few days.
So today, the gist of what they said was—
The prisoner, Yunxi, is extremely dangerous. Not only because he angered the Clock Tower Attendants, but also because he attacks indiscriminately and has killed many people. So even if you believe he's on your side, it's best not to bring him back.
The female employee who always brought Yunxi food said, "How could that be? Yunxi is a good person. He was just starving when he hit someone before. Who told Meursault to give Yunxi Japanese food? How could he not be angry when he treated Yunxi like a Japanese?"
Neon employees: ...
What do you mean Yunxi should be angry if she treats him like a Japanese? Explain it clearly, asshole!
The male employee who took Yunxi to the shower every day and exchanged information with Yunxi in a place without surveillance said, "Yes, yes, and Yunxi has stopped killing people a long time ago. You see, I walk with Yunxi every day, and he hasn't suddenly attacked me. You see, in just a few days, his only shortcoming has been corrected."
All the employees who were beaten by Yunxi present: …………
He didn't kill you, but he beat up others, didn't you see? Besides, is it really okay to brag about something as basic as not killing people?!
Your standards for Yunxi are almost as bad as Satan's!!!
Thinking of this, someone couldn't help but say, "But can you guys have less interaction with him? You know, the Clocktower Attendant..."
The woman suddenly began to shake her head in pain, startling everyone. "I'm sorry! I can't control myself. I have obsessive-compulsive disorder. I can't bear to see Yunxi go hungry... How can the flowers of our motherland go hungry in this day and age? This is abuse!!!"
Suddenly, the woman's tone became meaningful: "By the way, you said that Meursault's meal standards are so high, but some people don't have enough to eat. Is the warden..."
Another person said, "Ahem! So, when I take Yunxi a bath, I don't need to get all the bathing utensils for her at once, right? Yunxi wouldn't be able to use all the bathing utensils even if she took a 24-hour bath."
The man also began to shake his head in pain. "But Yunxi is scared! He told me that he was afraid that if he showered in a fixed way, someone would discover his weakness and kill him in one blow! You understand, right? He has PTSD from the war! I feel so sorry for Yunxi!"
Next, the man and the woman continued to defend Yunxi, like a duet, describing her as the moon in the sky, the snow on the mountain, the dew between the pines, the orchid on the cliff...
Others present: ...
They always felt that according to what these two people said, they were the dark clouds in the sky, the bears in the mountains, the sun shining on the pine needles, and the cliff where the orchids grew.
They didn't want to continue talking to these two people.
Many of them stood up one after another. Coincidentally, at this time, the area where prisoners were held began the daily routine of calling people.
The prison guard on patrol today: "Prisoner 1478! Yunxi!"
"Here——" A huge and penetrating voice came, startling everyone.
The female employee was even more proud. She said, "Look how energetic Yunxi is after eating!"
The male employee also became proud: "That's right! We flower growers love farming the most. Yunxi is very similar to crops in the fields. Raising them is very fulfilling!"
The other employees' expressions all twisted.
After a long while, one of them finally said, "No, this voice doesn't seem to be Yunxi's."
All employees present: !!!
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The author has something to say: Tomorrow will still be two-in-one [scatter flowers]
PS: Thanks to Yun Lizhi, the adorable savior, and the cute clown! I made an animated GIF of Gu, so adults can check it out in the character section! [Starry Eyes]