The Scapegoat Adoption Guide

Donglin No. 1 High School's little tyrant, Ji Maile, had a bad temper, was weak in fights, always challenged, and always lost. For an entire semester in his first year, Ji Maile was at odds wit...

Chapter 2 Chapter 2 Mai Mai.

Chapter 2 Chapter 2 Mai Mai.

The old teaching building has been abandoned for many years. The downstairs door is locked with an iron chain. When the door is pushed, the gap between the iron chains is just enough for a person to squeeze in.

In the art classroom on the second floor, the sun shone dimly through the window. Just as Ji Maili was about to push the door open, he saw a figure flash by the window.

Ji Maili, who had been afraid of ghosts since childhood, felt his scalp tighten and kicked the door open with a bang, "Who the hell is there!"

Most of the windows in the old building were broken, and the door was suddenly kicked open. The convection wind lifted the half-closed curtains and immediately covered the face of the man by the window: "Fuck!"

There was a figure in this legendary haunted building, and a faint curse could be heard. Ji Maili's heart almost jumped out of his throat, and goose bumps suddenly covered his whole body. He bravely walked in.

The person caught in the curtains was scratching at them like a moth. Ji Maili pulled the curtains open...

Ji Maili was stunned: "...Is he fucking sick? Hiding here to scare me?"

Chen Lu was blinded by the dust on the curtains. He rubbed his eyes and said, "Who's scaring who? You even had to kick the door to open it?"

Ji Maili grabbed his wrist and said, "Stop rubbing it, are your hands dirty?"

Ji Maili touched his pockets and found that he had used up all the wet wipes and only had one tissue left. He handed the tissue to Shen Lu, thinking about how his hand had been "struggling" with the curtains for so long. He moved his hand and pressed it directly on his eyes, saying fiercely: "Rub it yourself!"

Chen Lu held up his hands and rubbed the tissue in his hand with his head, "Can you move forward a little?"

Ji Maili was in a bad mood, "Why are you so busy?"

Ji Maili thrust his hand holding the tissue forward, and Shen Lu hissed, "You poked my eyeball out."

Ji Maili thought he was being too nosy, so he pressed his head with his other hand and wiped his eyes with a tissue. "Are you feeling better?"

Shen Lu tried to open his eyes, but when he did, he saw Ji Maili's face covered in bruises, just like a fucking landscape painting!

Ji Maili was so angry at his stare that he said, "What the hell are you looking at!"

Shen Lu patted the dust off his body, took out his glasses and put them on his face: “Well, look at your ass, won’t you let me?”

Ji Maili threw the tissue in his hand at him and said, "You should have been blinded just now!"

Shen Lu picked up the tissue and put it in his pocket, "Thank you for saving my life."

Ji Maili stared at Chen Lu, and his eyes turned red as he stared.

The two of them grew up together, and when they were good friends, they even felt that one pair of pants was not enough. In the second year of junior high school, Chen Lu had a quarrel with him for no apparent reason, and he was quite confused at the time. After that, Chen Lu transferred schools and moved house, and Ji Maili was completely dumbfounded. Just a quarrel, what was so serious?

For more than a year, Chen Lu disappeared without a trace, and there was no news at all until the first day of high school. Chen Lu gave a speech on the stage as a representative of the freshmen. Ji Maili, who had been admitted at the bottom of the class, was so excited in the audience.

After the speech, Ji Maili went to stop Chen Lu, wanting to ask him why he left without saying goodbye, but... Chen Lu, that bastard! As soon as he opened his mouth, he said that he would lose class points for staying outside during class!

Young Master Ji was so angry that his golden body almost collapsed.

For a whole semester, Ji Maili had been making trouble for him everywhere in an attempt to force him to submit, but Chen Lu had been using his position in the student union to fight back, threatening him with point deductions all day long!

For more than a year, their relationship was bad, known to the whole school, but no one knew that they once had to hold their pee together!

This summer, Ji Maili's father was arrested and made the news. The whole school knew about it. Ji Maili didn't believe that he didn't know, but this bastard not only didn't say a word of concern to him from the beginning of school until now, but now he can't even say a nice word!

Shen Lu looked at his eyes which gradually widened, and without thinking, he covered Ji Maili's mouth with his hand.

The emotion in Ji Maili's eyes was suppressed in an instant: "Woo (shen) - wu (lu)! Wu (I) wu (fuck) wu (you) wu (da) wu (ye)!"

Shen Lu covered his mouth and didn't let go and said, "You can curse, but don't cry."

Ji Maili was so angry that he was crying!

He nodded vigorously several times, and Shen Lu finally let go. Ji Maili immediately punched and kicked him: "You want to die! You just touched the curtains and now you touch my face!"

Shen Lu dodged his attack, "Why are you still so troublesome?"

Shen Lu reached out to pull at his collar, but Ji Maili slapped him away, "Are you perverted?"

Shen Lu watched him hunch his shoulders, so he pulled him over and ripped open his collar again. "Well, pervert, I just want to see you naked."

Ji Maili stopped struggling and glared at him, "Don't be a fucking homosexual!"

Shen Lu glanced at him and asked, "If so, are you afraid?"

Ji Maili sneered: "I'm afraid of you? I can cripple you with just one hand!"

Seeing his face full of frivolous things, Shen Lu thought, who does he want to destroy now that he is in such a state? Shen Lu asked, "Where is the medicine for you?"

Ji Maili turned his head and said, "Throw it away."

Shen Lu nodded and said, "Well, it's good. Your family is bankrupt and you are still so wasteful."

Ji Maili didn't know that Chen Lu had such a mean mouth before, but after not seeing him for more than a year, the Chen Lu who he had always been afraid of being scared by even the loudest sound had become the one he wanted to beat to death every day.

Ji Maili waved his hand away and yelled, "Yeah, I'm such a spendthrift. I've been like this since kindergarten, don't you know? My family is bankrupt, so what does that have to do with you? Who are you? Does it matter to you whether I live or die? Do I need you to bring me medicine?!"

Over the past year, Shen Lu and Ji Maili had never said anything nice to each other, but this time he really didn't mean it. Shen Lu regretted it right after he finished speaking, "I'm sorry, I didn't mean that."

Ji Maili was so angry that the veins on his forehead popped out. He stiffened his neck and said, "Whatever you want. I don't know you well anyway!"

Ji Maili turned and left.

He will never come here again!

Chen Lu looked at Ji Maili, who seemed to be breaking up with him, and called out, "Mai Mai."

Ji Maili paused, as if someone had stuffed a steamed bun into his throat, choking him.

Fuck Mai Mai...

Watching Ji Maili walk away, Shen Lu leaned against the broken windowsill and took out a piece of milk chocolate from his pocket, "Bad temper."

...

——When he was five years old, Ji Maili just transferred to a new kindergarten. The pink little boy had a chubby face, big black eyes, and fluttering eyelashes. He wore a small shirt and plaid overalls, and looked like a little adult as he stopped Liang Lin at the kindergarten door.

"Goodbye, Mom. Don't pick me up too early in the evening. I will be good."

Other children would cry and make a fuss when they heard about going to kindergarten. Liang Lin couldn't understand why her son was so open-minded. When he heard about going to kindergarten, he filled his little schoolbag with snacks and said he wanted to make friends in kindergarten.

The teacher brought Ji Maili to the classroom, and Ji Maili introduced herself confidently, "My name is Ji Maili, I'm five years old, you can call me Mai Mai, can I be your friend?"

The children stretched out their voices and shouted: "Yes - can -"

Among all the children, only one did not shout along.

Ji Maili's pair of dark eyes were like radar, and he spotted the boy sitting alone in the corner reading a book at a glance.

The teacher pointed and said, "Ji Maili, would you please sit over there?"

Little Shenlu looked up and saw Ji Maili grinning at him with a small schoolbag on his back.

Ji Maili walked over and took out two pieces of his favorite milk chocolate from his schoolbag. "This is for you. You can call me Brother Mai Mai from now on."

The teacher corrected Ji Maili, "Chen Lu is older than you, he is your older brother."

Ji Maili's eyes rolled, "Then let's just call each other by our names."

Ji Maili liked this good-looking deskmate. He talked to her during class, emptied his schoolbag and gave it to her, and even followed her to the toilet.

The two walked to the backyard, and Ji Maili pulled Shen Lu and said, "I can't hold it anymore, let's pee here."

Shen Lu looks quiet and gentle, even his clothes are a nice light yellow, "The teacher will scold people."

Ji Maili ran to the corner and looked around, then continued to instigate, "There's no one there, just let's pee quickly."

Shen Lu pointed to the toilet behind him: "Just go in."

Ji Maili refused, "Just pee here, let's see who can pee farther."

Little Shen Lu, who had never competed with others in peeing far, thought about it seriously and said, "Okay, then, you give way to me."

As a real man, Ji Maili really gave in since he nodded, and he gave in completely.

He peed on his shoes...

The two little guys lowered their heads and looked at Ji Maili's feet.

Ji Maili pursed her lips, her eyes widened, and the next second she burst into tears with a "wow".

Shen Lu was startled and quickly covered her mouth, "Don't cry."

Ji Maili whimpered, "My shoes are dirty."

Shen Lu didn't know what to do, "I'll help you wash it."

Ji Maili nodded with a sob, "Then you need to wash it clean."

The two little guys hadn't come back yet when class started. The teacher looked everywhere for them and finally saw them in the bathroom. Each of them was holding a shoe and scooping water from the pool with their shoes and splashing it on each other.

teacher:"......"

In the afternoon, when Liang Lin came to pick up her son, she saw a group of little kids, two of whom were holding each other and walking out sideways, shouting slogans such as "Hey yo, hey yo" as they walked.

When she got closer, she saw that the person holding the little boy tightly and smiling with a mouthful of white teeth was her silly son!

Liang Lin found it funny: "Baby, why did you kidnap a handsome boy?"

Ji Maili said with a smile: "Mom, he is Shen Lu, he is the best-looking one in our class."

Liang Lin smiled and asked, "Really? Don't you know any pretty girls?"

Ji Maili said seriously: "He is more handsome than the little girl."

Shen Lu's mother looked at Shen Lu being held by a child with an incredible look on her face.

Shen Lu's mother nodded towards Liang Lin.

Liang Lin said, "I'm Ji Maili's mother. Our child, Mai Mai, just transferred here today."

Ji Maili held Shen Lu's arms together, and he looked up at Shen Lu's mother. "Hello, Auntie. My name is Ji Maili, and we are good friends."

Shen Lu's mother smiled and said, "Our little Lu doesn't have any good friends. You are the first one."

When Ji Maili heard this, his eyes lit up. "Really? Then I don't want any other good friends. I only want him."

Ji Maili let go of his hand, and with a heroic spirit that he didn't know where he got from, he said, "Let's become sworn brothers!"

As he spoke, Ji Maili knelt down in front of Chen Lu and kowtowed to him.

Shen Lu’s mother was startled, “Oh, this child.”

Liang Lin reached out to grab her son, "You little bastard, did you get electrocuted again?"

Ji Maili refused to get up, with a grain of sand still on his forehead. He pulled Shen Lu's hand and said, "You kowtow to me too."

Shen Lu's mother thought to herself, with Shen Lu's personality, how could he possibly kowtow to you?

Ji Maili pulled Shen Lu's hand and shook it vigorously: "Kneel down and kowtow to me."

Just as Shen Lu's mother was about to help Ji Maili pick him up, she saw her son put down his schoolbag, then kneeled upright in front of the child, and touched his forehead to the ground.

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