Chapter 207 Happy Wedding

Shi Nianzhi was slightly stunned, then he chuckled softly, "What did you say?"

"Baby, let's remarry."

Lu Jiunian paused, then said, "I'll give you everything I have, so all the money I earn in the future will be yours. Not just 10 billion US dollars, everything I own is yours."

His voice was so persuasive and enticing that it really made people's hearts flutter.

Shi Nianzhi picked up the orange juice on the table, took a sip, and then splashed the whole glass onto Lu Jiunian's face.

He stood up. "What you have now was originally mine. How did you manage to be so shameless, using what was originally mine to negotiate with me? If it weren't for saving you, you lunatic, my status would be far beyond what a poor wretch like you could ever hope to reach. Don't try to make a big deal out of a small thing. I'm telling you, Lu Jiunian, you better behave yourself!"

Lu Jiunian wasn't annoyed; he simply took a napkin and wiped his face.

He then said, "It's not that you don't like going to the company, I was just thinking that after the two companies merge, I can help you manage it so you can do whatever you want."

“I will never give you power, especially the power of the Gu family. The Gu family includes not only me, but also my older brother, Gu Yuanyuan, and Gu Fangfang.”

Lu Jiunian hummed in agreement. "Who is Gu Fangfang?"

“My sister-in-law is carrying the unborn child of Gu Yuanyuan.”

"The Distant Place? Isn't that a rather casual name?"

"We won't just name it randomly. We originally wanted to name it Gu Heng. But because of Hengyuan, the character Heng is already in the first place. Gu Yuanyuan already had objections to the second child, so it's not good to name it that way again. Gu Fangfang is also easier to pronounce."

They're always like that; one second they're arguing, the next they're talking about something else.

As they chatted, Lu Jiunian noticed that Shi Nianzhi's anger had subsided, so he brought the topic back.

“I know that you’re the only one who cares about your family, but I’m the only one left in my family, so I can give you everything I have. In the future, your older brother can manage the company, or you can hand it over to Yuanyuan or Fangfang. We’re not going to adopt a child, right? In the future, whatever you want to do, I can go with you. You won’t have to be tied down by a bunch of things.”

"Forget it. My older brother wants to retire and hand over the company to me. Yuanyuan is only focused on dating and doesn't care about her career. Fangfang is still a baby."

"Then I'll take over temporarily. Once Fangfang is properly trained, I can step down. Then we can travel the world and enjoy our own little world together. What do you think?"

"Then I'll think about it."

"Think about it."

Lu Jiunian echoed Shi Nianzhi quite earnestly.

Shi Nianzhi is a lazy person. He says he'll think about it, and if Lu Jiunian doesn't urge him, he can think about it for a year or two.

Lu Jiunian had made arrangements long ago precisely because he understood him.

At lunch, Lu Jiunian drank quite a bit with Shi Nianzhi, making her quite tipsy.

He dragged the person to the Civil Affairs Bureau and slapped the household registration booklet on the ground.

Shi Nianzhi sat in the chair, drunk and somewhat dazed, staring blankly at Lu Jiunian, "What are you doing?"

Lu Jiunian placed the form in front of Shi Nianzhi and shoved a pen into his hand. "Nothing much. Just sign here. I'll fill out the rest."

The staff member from the Civil Affairs Bureau immediately stood up. "Sir, marriage must be based on the mutual consent of both parties. Do you understand this?"

"I know."

"Your partner has been drinking for so long that they are not fully conscious at all. What you're doing is marriage fraud!"

Lu Jiunian said seriously, "He didn't drink."

The staff member stared at Shi Nianzhi, whose cheeks were flushed and eyes were glazed. "He reeks of alcohol and can barely stand. You're telling me he hasn't been drinking?"

"Our wedding banquet was at noon. He was happy and drank two glasses of wine, but he wasn't drunk. Nianzhi, were you drunk?"

Shi Nianzhi said loudly, "No, I'm not drunk."

Lu Jiunian looked at the staff member, "Any other questions?"

His eyes were so fierce, filled with the threat of 'I'll strangle you if you dare say another word.'

Staff member: "......"

She didn't say anything more, but simply reminded Shi Nianzhi, "The form you are signing now is a marriage application form. According to the laws of the capital, you are now getting married for the second time. Once it is established, you cannot get a divorce within five years."

Shi Nianzhi's head was buzzing, and he couldn't hear the staff's words clearly at all.

He made a gesture as if he were listening carefully, then looked up at Lu Jiunian blankly, "Hmm?"

He meant to ask Lu Jiunian, 'What is he saying?'

Lu Jiunian told the staff directly, "He said yes, you heard it too."

The implication is: shut up!

Staff member: "......."

He knew he couldn't beat Lu Jiunian anyway, and he couldn't risk his life just to go to work, so he lowered his head and typed on the computer under Lu Jiunian's fierce gaze, not daring to persuade him any further.

Lu Jiunian leaned down, enveloping Shi Nianzhi, and whispered, "He told you to sign quickly, saying that there are a lot of people buying ice cream today, and if you sign slowly, you'll have to wait in line for a long time."

Shi Nianzhi was so drunk that he couldn't see the words on the form clearly, even when he was lying very close.

So he asked Lu Jiunian, "Are we buying ice cream?"

"Hmm, weren't you the one who insisted on eating?"

Shi Nianzhi still felt something was off. "Do I need to sign something to buy ice cream? My signature is worth a lot of money. You're not going to sell me, are you?"

"Do you still want to eat strawberry ice cream?"

"I...want to eat..."

Shi Nianzhi lowered his head and quickly signed his name, three sharp characters: Gu Zijian!

Lu Jiunian took two forms, filled them out as required, and then handed them in.

Although the staff member was reluctant to say it, they still did: "Under the new regulations, you can choose the duration of your marriage. The marriage is valid for a certain number of years during which you cannot divorce. Since you are both remarrying, the minimum period is five years. You cannot divorce within five years, and after five years you can do whatever you want."

Lu Jiunian hadn't spoken yet.

Suddenly, Shi Nianzhi picked up the electronic pen and boldly checked off all the options for "lifetime," including Lu Jiunian's. Before Lu Jiunian could react, he quickly submitted the submission.

The system page quickly displayed a message of successful submission, wishing the newlyweds a long and happy life together.

Lu Jiunian and the staff were both stunned.

The staff member thought to himself: It seems I misunderstood; he wasn't kidnapped, nor was he drunk.

Lu Jiunian's eyes were filled with ecstasy. In his heart, he thought: Shi Nianzhi was not drunk at all. He was just using drunkenness as an excuse to remarry him. His Zijian still loved him so much. He just couldn't bring himself to do it.

The staff took the marriage certificate to get it stamped with the official seal.

Lu Jiunian looked at Shi Nianzhi with eyes full of doting affection, "I knew you wouldn't get drunk so easily."

Shi Nianzhi nodded, "Yes, I'm not drunk."

"You want to be with me for life, right?"

Shi Nianzhi waved his hand, then slumped onto the table, smiled, and, deeply drunk, his memories seemed to regress to that of a clumsy and foolish person.

He muttered to himself, "My brother said that if you encounter a question you don't know, choose the last answer; the probability of getting it right is higher. This time, I definitely won't get last place."

Lu Jiunian: "..."

In the evening, Shi Nianzhi sobered up.

He sat on the bed and pressed his aching forehead, feeling as if he had done something big, but his mind was clearly blacked out from drinking and he had no memory of it.

Lu Jiunian hid the marriage certificate and made no attempt to mention the wedding to Shi Nianzhi that afternoon. He was truly cunning.

Seeing that Shi Nianzhi had woken up, he brought him a bowl of sobering tea.

Shi Nianzhi drank more than half a bowl of wine. He looked at Lu Jiunian and asked, "I was drunk, but I didn't do anything out of line, did I?"

Lu Jiunian remained expressionless. "No."

It was just a remarriage, a marriage that was sealed for life.

"oh."

Shi Nianzhi got up and took a shower.

While nestled on the sofa in the study, working on her tablet, Shi Nianzhi suddenly said to Lu Jiunian, "I don't think we should rush into remarrying."

Lu Jiunian was unusually calm. "Yeah, it's nothing."

Anyway, it's already been overturned.

Shi Nianzhi felt something was off, but the problem was he couldn't figure out what was wrong, so he lowered his head and continued to handle his affairs.

Lu Jiunian suddenly sat down next to Shi Nianzhi. They had both taken a shower, so they were wearing bathrobes.

At this moment, Lu Jiunian tugged at his loose collar, propped his forehead with one hand, and looked at Shi Nianzhi with undisguised desire.

"Is the wound on your leg healed? It's all scabbed over. It was just a minor injury to begin with."

Shi Nianzhi nodded. After reading the last bit of content, he tossed the tablet aside. "Now that you mention it, I remember saying I wanted to give it a try with you."

"Um?"

Shi Nianzhi lunged at Lu Jiunian, saying, "I'll use everything you taught me on you."

Lu Jiunian leaned back on the sofa and hugged Shi Nianzhi, saying, "Okay, whatever you want, okay?"

Shi Nianzhi was eager to try, and with a mischievous grin, he pinned Lu Jiunian down on the desk.

But in the end, somehow, as they kissed, he naturally became the one being controlled, like a fish in Lu Jiunian's pot, being turned over and over by the other party.

In the morning, the alarm clock rang.

Shi Nianzhi's hand emerged from under the covers, revealing a slightly red, tooth-marked area on his fair and handsome shoulder.

He pressed the alarm clock and squinted to check the time.

Lu Jiunian hugged Shi Nianzhi from behind. He felt warm all over and it was especially comfortable to hold Shi Nianzhi.

A new message appeared on the phone screen; it was from Su Hengyi.

Shi Nianzhi clicked on it and glanced at it; it read, 'Happy Wedding'.

Shi Nianzhi typed, "Newlywed, me?"

Su Heng replied quickly, "Didn't you and Lu Jiunian get a marriage certificate? The term is for life."

"when?"

"yesterday."

"?"

Shi Nianzhi suddenly sat up in bed and grabbed Lu Jiunian's ear. "You took me to get our marriage certificate yesterday? You took advantage of me while I was drunk, Lu Jiunian, how dare you!"

"pain----"

Lu Jiunian looked intently at Shi Nianzhi, then smiled and said, "Wife, it hurts."