The Story of a Cultivator Who Died Less Than a Second After Transmigrating

My name is Cheng Hui. I used to be an ordinary college student who hadn’t even graduated yet when I got into a car accident while trying to help someone.

Why used to be? Because I transmigrate...

Chapter 107

Chapter 107

Lin Qingyang smiled and looked at Cheng Hui's focused look, enduring the pain.

Cheng Hui entered a state of concentration again, studying a formation notebook intently.

Lin Qingyang smiled as he watched Cheng Hui's focused expression, and couldn't help wanting to move closer to take advantage of him. At this moment, a line of handwriting appeared not far in front of him, and the content was exactly the test of the art of sex that he was about to take.

Lin Qingyang: ...

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Not good!

Lin Qingyang suddenly felt a bad feeling in his heart. He was so excited about meeting up with Cheng Hui that he forgot that the content of the assessment he chose was... the art of sex.

At this moment, the question before him happened to be an image question, which required him to find out the wrong actions of two men entangled with each other.

Lin Qingyang: ...

A chill suddenly rose on my back——

He turned his head inch by inch, and met Cheng Hui's eyes burning with anger.

"You—little—brother! I think you're itching for trouble!"

Cheng Hui clenched his fists and stared at Lin Qingyang with a bad look.

Lin Qingyang: "...Wait, I can explain!"

"Okay! Come, I'm waiting for you to explain to me!" Cheng Hui looked back at the picture, turned his face suddenly, and asked with a slightly red face.

Lin Qingyang: ...

I felt that if I explained, I would probably be beaten even worse.

Seeing Lin Qingyang kept silent, Cheng Hui became even angrier.

What a naughty kid! How old is he? He's watching this kind of thing!

Don’t you know that being exposed to these things too early can easily lead to... ahem, all kinds of male diseases!

It was true that Cheng Hui was very angry at the moment, but deep down, he was actually more embarrassed.

It was perfectly normal for men to tell dirty jokes to each other, given how popular Internet culture was. He had often joked with his roommates in the dorm before, but jokes aside, seeing two men entangled with each other still frightened him a little.

Damn, how can such a thick thing be inserted?

Holy shit! Is this position even possible?

Ah! My eyes are going blind!

If it weren't for that little bit of anger, he probably wouldn't even be able to maintain the expression on his face.

He talked a lot, and in the end, even he himself didn't know what he was talking about.

Anyway, he exaggerated the taboos of being exposed to such things too early several times. It’s hard to say what the effect will be, but he thinks it should be able to scare a child.

Lin Qingyang: ...Although, I will dare to do it again next time.

Seeing Lin Qingyang's head drooping, looking listless, Cheng Hui finally stopped talking and asked threateningly, "Do you remember everything I said?"

"Yeah." Lin Qingyang lowered his head and admitted his mistake sincerely.

Cheng Hui breathed a sigh of relief. Fortunately, Lin Qingyang remembered it. If he hadn't remembered it and asked him to repeat it, he didn't know what he would say.

"In short! Children absolutely, absolutely cannot be exposed to this kind of thing! Do you understand?" Cheng Hui said sternly.

"When can I have contact?" Lin Qingyang blinked and asked pitifully. "Can I have contact when I grow up? Ten years old? Twelve years old?"

Cheng Hui paused and roared, "Don't even think about it! At least before you turn eighteen, stay away from this kind of thing! Do you understand?"

"Okay." Lin Qingyang responded seemingly obediently, but he felt very regretful in his heart. Tsk tsk, Ah Hui is really too old-fashioned. He actually has to be eighteen years old... There are still nearly ten years left, so it will take a long time...

"So...what should we do now?"

Cheng Hui was speechless. What else could he do? He couldn't let the child continue to suffer this kind of torture. So he had to... do something stupid!

Damn it, how does he know which move is wrong when two men do that?

From his point of view, something that thick shouldn't be able to fit in there! This is totally unscientific!

When he thought that he had encountered such a thing because of this naughty kid Lin Qingyang, he couldn't help but glare at him fiercely and said, "I'll deal with you when I get back!"

Lin Qingyang looked innocent.

Cheng Hui was so angry that his liver hurt. He pressed his eyebrows hard. Lin Qingyang immediately leaned over and said, "Ah Hui, is there something wrong? Do you want me to massage it for you?"

Cheng Hui: ...

He pushed Lin Qingyang away with a finger in disgust and said unhappily, "Just don't cause me any trouble. Wait... your previous assessment wasn't also..."

Lin Qingyang smiled shyly.

Cheng Hui: ...

He asked with a dark face, "Where did you learn this? Wait...could it be that Liu Nian..."

"That's right, Brother Liunian gave me a book and I learned it from it." Lin Qingyang decisively shirked responsibility.

Cheng Hui was so angry that his teeth were itching. Liunian, you bastard, actually let a child read such an indecent book. When we meet again, I will definitely teach you a lesson!

"Where's the book? You are not allowed to read it anymore!" Cheng Hui stretched out his hand.

Lin Qingyang blinked, "I don't know what happened, but after I finished studying, the book disappeared."

Cheng Hui glanced at him suspiciously, not quite believing him. But there was nothing he could do. He couldn't really search him, so he could only warn him, "If I see you looking at that kind of thing again, don't blame me for being rude!"

Lin Qingyang nodded obediently.

Cheng Hui felt a headache when he saw his well-behaved appearance. It is said that sometimes it is not good for children to be too mature and too smart. They always have their own ideas. Where did they learn this character of knowing the mistakes but not changing them?

Putting aside the child's question for the moment, Cheng Hui looked up and saw the two entangled bodies again...

Cheng Hui: ...

What a sin!

He is just an ordinary straight man, why should he go through such a thing!

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Cheng Hui gritted his teeth and carefully observed the two men's movements, but his eyes kept looking somewhere uncontrollably.

Wow...it actually went in!

Holy shit! Is this a pile driver?

Oh my god... is this true? That man is screaming so sexy...

After watching the entire clip, Cheng Hui felt that he had been elevated - the kind of elevation that felt like his soul was leaving his body.

So what's wrong? Isn't that man down there screaming happily? Doesn't he seem uncomfortable?

What the hell is this perverted exam? To be able to write such a ridiculous question, that senior is really too...

Cheng Hui looked at the formation notes in his hand, and felt an indescribable feeling more and more.

How could such an amazing senior... cause such a problem?

Senior, your character has collapsed!!

"Ahui...are you okay..." Lin Qingyang carefully pulled Cheng Hui's sleeve.

"What? It's okay..." Cheng Hui shook his head.

"But..." Lin Qingyang hesitated to speak.

"But what?" Cheng Hui was a little irritated, and his tone inevitably showed that.

"But...you have a nosebleed..."

Cheng Hui: ...

Cheng Hui:!!!

He wiped it with his hand, and sure enough, it was bright red... It was outrageous!

"Well, I've been a little irritated lately!" Cheng Hui raised his head and did not forget to save face.

"Yeah." Lin Qingyang nodded repeatedly, indicating that he believed it.

Cheng Hui: ...

He scrambled to deal with this damned heat problem. Logically... he was already a zombie, so why was he still bleeding from the nose? This was so unscientific... no, it was so un-cultivational!

Cheng Hui realized belatedly that something was wrong. Not to mention that he had no interest in the naked bodies of the two men, he also found that scene eye-irritating. So the question was, what on earth made him bleed from his nose?

He glanced at Lin Qingyang suspiciously, and the other looked back at him innocently.

Cheng Hui silently withdrew his gaze. It should be... not him... right?

This kid is so naughty now that he is going to have a psychological trauma... There is no way to be sure whether he is the one causing trouble.

Cheng Hui shook his head in frustration, thinking that he might need to calm down. Being in an anxious state would not be conducive to communication between the two parties. He decided to write this matter down and deal with it later when he got back, in other words, to settle the score later.

"Ahui, why don't I do it?" Lin Qingyang asked tentatively.

Cheng Hui paused, as if considering this possibility.

Lin Qingyang quickly continued: "Ah Hui, I have already read the book, and I can't forget it all. Instead of wasting time here, it's better for me to solve the problem as soon as possible, and then we can take the reward and leave."

Cheng Hui pondered for a moment and had to agree that what he said made sense. Instead of letting those eye-catching scenes continue to loop before his eyes, it would be better to let Lin Qingyang solve the problem quickly.

After all, just as Lin Qingyang said, he had already seen those things, and with a cultivator's memory, it was impossible for him to forget them. It would be better to make use of the waste and solve the problem as soon as possible.

Cheng Hui finally let Lin Qingyang take action reluctantly. Of course, the secret book of sex techniques that appeared after the problem was solved this time was confiscated by Cheng Hui, on the grounds that the child was too young and not suitable for reading such books, and he would wait until he grew up to do so.

Lin Qingyang felt a little regretful. These secret books contained a lot of tricks and even recommended some scenic spots where special experiences could be had. Unfortunately... this book was destined not to fall into his hands. He hoped that Cheng Hui could keep these books well so that they could try them one by one in the future. It would definitely be a very interesting experience.

Cheng Hui and Lin Qingyang, one broke the formation and the other answered questions. It went smoothly at the beginning, but later, the questions about the art of sex became more and more difficult. Some of the questions even involved things recorded in some previous secret books. If they wanted to get the answers, they had to look for them in the secret books.

The closer you get to the central stone platform, the more difficult the problems become, and many of them still require answers from the previous secret manuals.

Cheng Hui had completely exhausted his energy trying to break the formation, and he couldn't spare any other thoughts. Furthermore, he lacked the foundation in sexual techniques. Later, when he saw those questions, he didn't even bother blushing, because he knew every word in those questions, but when they were put together, he didn't understand what they meant...

Cheng Hui: ...For the first time, I felt like an illiterate.

Even if Lin Qingyang took action, he would not be able to solve the problem because he had later put away all the secret books.

In the end, Cheng Hui had no choice but to let Lin Qingyang continue to learn those secret books. Fortunately, Lin Qingyang was very competitive and did not show too much excitement. Instead, he was very calm, as if he treated the art of sex as an ordinary learning material.

Cheng Hui: ...Okay, it’s better than becoming a little pervert.

After some struggle, the two finally approached the central stone platform. When they were only one step away from the platform, the other two also looked over.

One of the two men was a big monk wearing a cassock, with a kind face. If someone didn't know him well, it would be impossible to connect him with the three words "Happy Temple" just by looking at his appearance.

However, the truth is... he was the Jindan cultivator from the Joyful Temple, and at this moment, he was looking at Cheng Hui and Lin Qingyang with ill intentions.

Lin Qingyang has a little more, after all, he is more handsome.

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