Alternative Title: 系统很抽象，还好我也是
Author: 扑街天线
Status: Ongoing
Added: 2025-05-28
Updated: 2025-05-28
[Quest One: Upon entering the cultivation world, you've obtained the Foundation Establishment method. Please try killing the 'Undying Divine Dragon'.]
"Bro System, let's set aside the fact that the beginner quest is to kill a dragon for a moment. There's a small problem: I haven't transmigrated."
[Quest Two: The apocalypse has arrived. After awakening an E-grade ability, it's time to show off your skills. Please try a solo fight against the 'Zombie King'.]
"Bro, let's set aside the fact that I'm still in modern times. According to your logic, wasn't I just in the cultivation world? And also, you should at least let me awaken an ability. Me, killing a Zombie King?"
[Quest Three: In a world of all women, you have become the only precious male. Please try to 'sow your sweat' on at least three different targets.]
"Bro, I've never begged anyone in my life. I'm kneeling now, please take me to that world, I'm truly begging you."
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"Wait, you're calling an earthworm an 'Undying Divine Dragon'?"
"Wait, killing in biohazard mode also counts as a kill?"
"Wait, a mere hum can also count as successful 'sowing'?"
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[Quest Four: Slay a demon in a brothel.]
"Hehehe."
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"Uncle, don't laugh, I'm really here to slay a demon!"
"Hands on your head, squat down! Who told you to stand up?!"
"System, you've truly brought me so much misery!!!"
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This book is also known as: "The System Can Save Me from Dire Straits, But Don't Ask Where the Straits Came From," "If One Can Cultivate Immortality in Modern Times, Then Foot Massage is Also a Path!", and "I Didn't Transmigrate at All, The System Just Insists I Did."