Chapter 134 This little fish cares, and this little fish also cares

"Are you ordering me to take pictures or to commit suicide?" Bai Bufan gritted his teeth.

If he died like this, Conan couldn't find the murderer even if he came. Who said there is no perfect crime.

"You are not sensible. The squad leader Ding Sihan and I are all pretending, so the photos we took are all fake, tourist photos without any artistic sense.

What is the relationship between us? I plan to take a photo of "Flying Bai Bufan" for you, and I plan to use it to compete for this year's Pulitzer Prize. Believe me, buddy, turn over, hurry up, am I going to hurt you?"

Lin Li frowned, he didn't like this feeling of being distrusted, and then added:

"By the way, your mobile payment password hasn't changed, right? If you change it, tell me, it's very important."

Bai Bufan: "..."

"Brother, you play with me too, I want to take tourist photos, I don't want art. "Bai Bufan begged.

Vulgar and without pursuit.

Lin Li was very disappointed that his deskmate and brother was such a person, but since Bai Bufan insisted so much, he had to give up.

Bai Bufan really didn't have much demand for the photo, just to keep a record, he probably wouldn't use it to post on WeChat Moments.

It didn't take much time. After the four of them took a final photo together, they picked up the holy sword again and started climbing again.

Before they had walked a few steps, they saw Chen Yuying and Ding Sihan exclaiming and walking to the side of the road.

It turned out that there was an orange cat, a super fat cat, a semi-trailer level, I don't know if it has full insurance.

Not afraid of strangers at all When the cat saw the two people coming, it even made two squeezing sounds.

Damn clamp, it sounds better when you squeeze it yourself - Lin Li.

There is a collar on the orange cat's neck. It should be raised in the temple and fed by passing tourists.

At the moment, Chen Yuying and Ding Sihan are discussing whether to go to the nearby shop to buy a sausage for it while taking pictures.

It is recommended to investigate the orange cat strictly. It is suspected that the shop owner has a vested interest.

Looking at such a fat orange cat, Lin Li felt a little sorry that Baowei didn't come, otherwise he would have eighteen ways to take the opportunity to attack him.

Turning his head to look at Bai Bufan, Bai Bufan happened to look at him.

"Miss Baowei." In unison.

Then the two laughed warmly.

...

Zhou Baowei, who was already in the museum on the top of the mountain, sneezed and suspected that some idiot was scolding him.

Looking down, he found that Lin Li and Bai Bufan's "Miss you" messages appeared on his mobile phone at the same time, and sneered.

"It's these two bastards. "

So he replied directly with swear words.

...

"Lin Li, can you help me buy a sausage? I'll transfer the money to you later." Chen Yuying looked up and asked.

"Of course." Lin Li had no objection, bought one and handed it to her, then stood aside and watched the two of them feed the cat.

After the two of them finished feeding, they stroked the cat for a while before reluctantly getting up and leaving.

"Sorry to have kept you two waiting for a long time." Chen Yuying said.

Not bad, the squad leader didn't say sorry to herself this time, there is progress.

"It's a small matter, Bai Bufan and I also like small animals." Lin Li waved his hand indifferently.

"Yes, we have to have them for every meal. Last time I saw a rabbit that was super cute, I immediately rescued half a catty." Before Chen Yuying asked, Bai Bufan nodded in approval and continued.

"Only rescue half a catty? Is this called liking small animals? I will at least rescue half a catty." Lin Li expressed contempt.

"It's too expensive. One catty is 500 grams over there, and we can't afford to rescue more. "Bai Bufan shook his head.

Chen Yuying: "..."

The conversation between the two made 1.3 billion little animals cry.

And all the words Chen Yuying wanted to say were blocked in her words.

You...

"I don't allow you to say that this kind of behavior means you like small animals!" Ding Sihan was angry.

"Little Dingding, you only take it to your heart when you eat it. Your love is superficial, and our love comes from the heart, so this is the real love, the real love! "Lin Li's rebuttal was very reasonable.

"You, you--"

Ding Sihan couldn't argue with Lin Li, so he stretched out his hand to snatch the holy sword in Lin Li's hand, suspected that he wanted to kill Lin Li with Lin Li's weapon.

But how could a soldier drop the gun in his hand? Lin Li not only held it steadily, but also pulled it out with his backhand and swung it at Ding Sihan, of course, he retracted his strength.

Ding Sihan is really an M. She started to pursue him like this. It seems that she really likes small animals. She loves the house and the dog, so she also likes boys who like small animals.

But Lin Li felt that he was not a frivolous person. He would not agree to any girl's pursuit.

He had to test Ding Sihan's sincerity.

You see, it was only thirty seconds before Ding Sihan stopped pursuing.

Lin Li will post a topic on Zhihu later, "Why do some girls stop pursuing halfway, can't love stand the test?"

"Lin Li, stop right there!" Ding Sihan panted.

"Ding Sihan, come on, if you catch me, I'll give you a catch-up party!" Now, Lin Li ran while laughing.

Ding Sihan gritted his teeth and gave up chasing.

Lin Li, who was no longer the weakling he was last semester, really couldn't catch up.

So Ding Sihan used his sight as a knife to kill Lin Li a hundred times.

"Don't come back if you dare!"

Lin Li was naturally not bored enough to keep a distance from the three people. He slowly returned to the three people and honestly let Ding Sihan slap him.

Lin Li explained again: "I was just joking."

"Haha, that's right, small animals are so..." Ding Sihan is easy to coax and smiled when he heard it.

"Bufan and I are staunch vegetarians at the end of the month. There are no small animals for every meal. I say there are small animals for every meal, but I just like to eat small noodles and like to decorate with small forks. Sorry." Lin Li said apologetically before Ding Sihan finished speaking.

Bai Bufan heard this and nodded solemnly, bowed 90 degrees to apologize, looking like a Shiba Inu.

Ding Sihan, who was half laughing: "..."

"I don't allow it--"

Seeing that Ding Sihan wanted to hit him with his stick again, Lin Li sneered: "Don't eat it later, Ding Sihan, I will keep an eye on you at noon, you'd better not covet the small animals!"

The stick immediately returned to his hand honestly.

"... One thing is one thing."

The four continued to walk up the mountain slowly. Unknowingly, they had already walked most of the way, and the sun gradually moved closer to the middle of the sky.

Climbing the mountain didn't seem to be very tiring, even if he was carrying the weight of four people, Lin Li felt so.

Of course, it might also have something to do with the people who climbed the mountain together.

Pretty girls, hardcore brothers, people.

This configuration is really perfect.

"Lin Li, something's wrong!" Bai Bufan spoke again.

"What's going on!" Lin Li immediately became alert.

"Persimmon tree, what do you mean?" Bai Bufan pointed to the front, and saw a wild persimmon tree that should be growing on the hillside, with many orange persimmons hanging on it, the color was quite tempting.

"Let's go!"

After a simple conversation, the two trotted all the way over.

After confirming that it was indeed a wild persimmon tree and not a planted one, the two jumped under the tree with their holy swords, while Chen Yuying and Ding Sihan who followed them watched.

"It's too high, you can't pick it." Chen Yuying said with a smile.

Although this persimmon tree grows on the hillside, it is still too high from the ground. Lin Li can only hit the lowest branches when he jumps up, and can't hit the fruits above at all.

Bai Bufan is even worse.

It's too dangerous to climb this tree, but Lin Li always has a way.

"It's time to let the persimmon tree feel our exciting combined attack skills." Lin Li looked at Bai Bufan.

"OK, you go or I go." Bai Bufan immediately understood what he meant.

"Let me do it. My physique is better than yours now, and the squad leader said that I am a good person." Lin Li squatted down.

Chen Yuying did not understand why Lin Li suddenly mentioned that she said he was a good person, and tilted her head in confusion.

Bai Bufan understood it immediately.

——Because good people should be pointed at by guns.

So he first held back his laughter, secretly pulled up his underwear, and then sat on it.

Lin Li stood up slowly: "Squad leader, Ding Sihan, Bufan, after you knock down the fruits later, you try to catch them. It's not convenient for me."

"Okay."

The persimmons on the persimmon tree saw Lin Li and Bai Bufan shouting about friendship and bond, and rushed up with sticks, and then died one after another.

Four fruits, no more, no less, were taken to the roadside sink to wash. Lin Li, who was a little thirsty, tore off the surface and took a bite.

"Not bad. Although not as sweet as those sold in fruit stores, it is still quite delicious. It is not as bitter and astringent as I imagined." After carefully evaluating the taste, Lin Li nodded, took another bite, and gave his approval.

Hearing this, the three of them also put the persimmons into their mouths.

Three seconds later, the four of them began to spit.

It was so sweet, so tender, and not tree-like. It was not delicious at all.

Chen Yuying's facial features wrinkled into a ball. She looked up and saw Lin Li's face, who was also spitting, but had a face that looked like he had succeeded in his evil plan.

She wanted to glare at Lin Li, but she laughed.

"Lin Li, you are not a fucking human!" Bai Bufan said angrily while spitting.

He cheated Zhou Baowei like this yesterday, so he should have been vigilant, but Lin Li also gave persimmons to Ding Sihan and Chen Yuying. This behavior made Bai Bufan completely relax and no longer vigilant - he thought Lin Li would not cheat on girls.

Now it seems that he underestimated the beastliness of Lin Li.

This bastard even cheats on girls! Even Chen Yuying was deceived! Doesn't he look like a human?

"Lin Li!!"

Not only Bai Bufan was angry, Ding Sihan picked up a stick and started beating him.

"I accidentally became a black man. I will be beaten if I sign in every day." Lin Li said while being beaten leisurely.

After throwing four persimmons into the trash can on the side of the road, Chen Yuying and Ding Sihan were about to continue climbing the last section of the road, but found that Lin Li and Bai Bufan returned to the persimmon tree and reunited.

This time it was Lin Li's turn on top.

"Squad leader, Ding Sihan, help us catch more!" Lin Li shouted at them.

"Why do you pick them if they don't taste good?" Chen Yuying walked over and asked curiously.

Lin Li waved the stick in his hand.

"This is Baowei's!"

"This is Wang Ze's!"

"This is Tianming's!"

"This is..."

How can you not think of your buddies when you have good things.

Chen Yuying and Ding Sihan received the fruits in silence.

You boys are really...

(End of this chapter)