The System Is Abstract, Thankfully So Am I

[Quest One: Upon entering the cultivation world, you've obtained the Foundation Establishment method. Please try killing the 'Undying Divine Dragon'.]

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Chapter 187 Not That Excellent

Chapter 187 Not that good,

isn't that right?

"Uncle?"

When Lin Li shouted again in disbelief, he saw Chen Zhongping's face turn serious again before he looked at him, and even seemed to glare at him, then Lin Li realized it.

The Chen family should have mastered the intangible cultural heritage of face-changing.

But it is completely understandable. It was indeed his own fault. It is not Lao Chen's fault. It would be a miracle if he could have a good attitude towards him.

Since he was "targeted", Lin Li was more honest and swiped his mobile phone all the way. Occasionally, when the two girls behind him spoke to him, he would answer a few words.

Every time he spoke, Lin Li could feel the sight from the front row.

So many dirty words could only be swallowed with regret.

Next time, he must ensure the surrounding environment first. Lin Li regretted the long and difficult sentence just now.

Bai Bufan's home is far away. After more than half an hour, the car arrived downstairs of his residential unit building.

"Lin Li: @Bai Bufan, we are downstairs, where are you?"

Seeing that there was no one on the first floor, Lin Li sent a message in the group.

"Bai Bufan: Didn't you say it would take ten minutes? How come we're here now? I'm packing, wait for me."

"Chen Yuying: It's okay, don't worry, take your time."

Chen Yuying probably doesn't like to keep others waiting, so she always says she'll arrive later, and it was the same when she arrived at Lin Li's house just now.

"I'll go up and urge him."

After the car stopped, Lin Li always felt that Chen Zhongping, who no longer needed to watch the road, was just spying on him, and it was a bit itchy and uncomfortable to sit in the car.

So why not go to Bai Bufan's house and take a look, maybe we can loot some small items like gold bars, so that the thief will not leave empty-handed.

Chen Yuying and Ding Sihan had no objection, so Lin Li got out of the car and went upstairs alone.

Bai Bufan's specific location, including the house number, he had already posted in the group.

"Knock knock knock." After taking the elevator to the door, Lin Li knocked on the door.

The one who opened the door was a woman, who should be Bai Bufan's mother.

"Hello, auntie, I'm classmate Bufan, Lin Li." Lin Li nodded and bowed politely.

"Ah, hello, hello, you are here so early. Bufan just got up and is washing up. Come in first, these slippers are for you." Bai's mother was very polite and enthusiastic.

If only Lao Chen could treat herself like this, otherwise it would be so difficult to go on the journey for several hours.

Lin Li walked to the bathroom and looked at Bai Bufan, who was brushing his teeth in pajamas and shorts.

Bai Bufan was a little embarrassed: "Haha, hello, I'm Venom."

"Didn't you say you were packing up?" Lin Li smiled wryly, "Why did you just get up? And it looks like you got up after seeing my message?"

"I'm packing myself up, am I not a thing?" Bai Bufan smiled apologetically.

"You ask even though you know the answer, you are such a naughty boy. Let me tell you, Dam, what kind of a jerk you are?" Lin Li looked doting, but his words were a little aggressive.

Bai Bufan: "..."

"I'll be ready soon. I can go downstairs after I wash and change my clothes. I've packed my things in the living room last night. I didn't expect you to arrive so early. And Zhengyi will be late, so what's wrong with me sleeping in for ten more minutes?"

Bai Bufan felt a little aggrieved.

Lin Li: "..."

Bai Bufan is capable of involving Zhengyi by sleeping in.

After gargling, Bai Bufan wiped his face casually and left the bathroom to the bedroom.

Lin Li followed him.

Clean and tidy.

——The above has nothing to do with Bai Bufan's bedroom.

As everyone knows, dirty clothes are put in the washing machine, clean clothes are put in the closet, and clothes between dirty and clean are placed on the chair beside the bed. The chair in Bai Bufan's bedroom bears a weight that he shouldn't bear at this age.

"Didn't I ask you to finish your homework in the next two days? Why is it blank?" Lin Li wandered around, touching and probing everywhere, and saw the blank homework on the table, so he teased.

"I can't help it. I tried my best, but my phone got jealous just after I finished a question. I had to put down what I was doing and coax it for three hours. I was speechless to have such a jealous phone."

Bai Bufan, who was changing clothes, said helplessly.

"Lin Li, you have to know that the life of a mobile phone is 3 to 5 years, while the life of a person is 70 to 100 years. Mobile phones are just passers-by in human life, but for mobile phones, we are their life, so I must not neglect them and must spend more time with them."

"I didn't expect you to be so sentimental." Lin Li felt like crying when he heard this, and his words were emotional.

"Yes, yes."

Lin Li: "Then why are you changing your phone? Your old phone still has some life left. You are so sentimental. I will help you deal with your new phone when it arrives."

"No, let's put it this way. Is there a possibility that I am a firm haremist?" Bai Bufan immediately said seriously.

Lin Li responded with a sneer.

After changing his clothes, Bai Bufan carried the suitcase that had been prepared in the living room and went to the entrance to change his shoes.

"Auntie, we're leaving." Seeing Bai's mother sitting on the sofa in the living room, Lin Li said goodbye.

"Leaving? Take some fruit to eat on the way." Bai's mother immediately stood up, grabbed some oranges from the coffee table, handed them to Lin Li and said.

"No, thank you, Auntie, there is nothing missing in the car, I have prepared everything and brought it with me, thank you." Lin Li said.

"This child is really well-behaved and polite. I wish Bufan could be like you." Bai's mother looked at Lin Li and nodded with satisfaction.

Bai Bufan, who was bending over to put on his shoes, stopped moving. He looked at his mother from his crotch: "Ah?"

Is this human language

? Well-behaved? Polite?

When one day he really becomes like Lin Li, his family will probably be ready to open a second account.

"Lin Li? Sensible and polite? Mom, you misunderstand him too much. He is better than me." Bai Bufan couldn't stand his mother praising Lin Li, so he immediately interrupted her.

"Why are you scolding me?" Bai's mother frowned.

Bai Bufan: "..." Damn

, what she said was so hurtful.

"Lin Li, you should be very well behaved at home." Bai's mother asked Lin Li.

"Not too well behaved." Lin Li shook his head.

Bai Bufan sneered, thinking that Lin Li was honest.

"I have to stay in bed until four or five in the morning every day. After making breakfast for the family, I have to rest for at least an hour before I go to wash clothes and mop the floor. At noon, I usually give my mother a simple massage..." Lin Li continued to describe,

"Just now, I had an argument with my mother about who cleans the room."

When you go out, you give yourself an identity.

Bai Bufan couldn't believe what he heard.

Do you have to tear up your umbrella because you have been caught in the rain?

Seeing that his mother's eyes were looking at Lin Li with more and more satisfaction, and her eyes were looking at him with more and more disgust, Bai Bufan hurriedly stepped forward to drag Lin Li away, and growled: "Shut up! Shut up! Go! Don't make them wait!"

Sitting in the elevator, just as the first floor was lit up and ready to go down, Bai Bufan suddenly pressed the door open button and planned to move forward.

"What's wrong?" Lin Li asked in confusion.

"I forgot to take the change on my bedside table. It's too troublesome to deposit the seventy or eighty yuan in the bank. It's useless to keep it at home. It's just like waste paper. I have to spend it." Bai Bufan explained.

"No need, spend this money next time. They have been waiting for several minutes." Lin Li grabbed Bai Bufan's arm, indicating that time was tight and the task was heavy.

"My house is right in front of me. Let my mother take it. It will take less than 30 seconds. How much time can it waste." Bai Bufan emphasized.

"Oh, there's really nothing I can do with you. I've already brought it for you. Here you go." With a sigh, Lin Li took out the change from his pocket and handed it to Bai Bufan.

"Eh? Thank you." After finding out that it was really the money on his bedside, Bai Bufan took it with surprise.

The elevator door closed and began to descend.

"Wait."

Bai Bufan turned his head belatedly and pressed his forehead against Lin Li's:

"Why is my money in your pocket?"

"I must have predicted that you would be careless and forget to take it. It's impossible that I want to take it for myself? How is it possible? I can't do such a thing." Lin Li spread his hands and said innocently.

"You only took the money, right?"

Lin Li took a step back and nodded heavily: "Right."

Bai Bufan narrowed his eyes and reached into Lin Li's pocket. After touching those familiar things, he smiled with relief, and his voice gradually became colder:

"Then what the hell is this?"

"I picked up a fidget spinner."

"What the hell is this?"

"I picked up a nail clipper."

"What the hell is this?"

"My authentic Lao Xi Ling chicken roll, I'm abstaining from sex, don't do it."

"Fuck! Are you fucking open-crotch pants?" Bai Bufan was stunned for a moment, then withdrew his hand in horror, and frantically pressed the disinfectant alcohol in the elevator.

"I was kidding you, it's still the corn sausage on your bedside, hehe."

"...Fuck!"

(End of this chapter)