The System Is Abstract, Thankfully So Am I

[Quest One: Upon entering the cultivation world, you've obtained the Foundation Establishment method. Please try killing the 'Undying Divine Dragon'.]

"Bro System, let's s...

Chapter 194 Next, it’s your turn!

Chapter 194 Next, it's your turn!

There were only four people in the room, Lin, Bai, Ding, and Qu, who were giving a lecture outside the room.

But it wasn't Chen Zhongping who was giving a lecture to Chen Yuying. Judging from the momentum of the voice, it sounded like Chen Yuying was giving a lecture to Chen Zhongping.

Chen Zhongping's status in the family might not be very high.

Sure enough, after a few minutes, only Chen Yuying came back, with a little bit of anger on her face.

"My dad saw the weather forecast and said it might still rain, so he sent us an umbrella in the evening. He had a spare key to the homestay, so he opened the door directly.

In fact, he just sent me a message saying that he was at the door, but I didn't notice it, and he really wanted to take a peek at what we were doing, so he came in directly. Now he has gone back. It won't be like this next time. I will definitely notify you first. Sorry, I scared everyone."

Chen Yuying stuck out her tongue and apologized.

"It's not a big problem. I understand. I feel like I've saved my life again." Lin Li nodded, very understanding.

Lin Li almost committed hara-kiri again. It was a rare opportunity that Chen Zhongping just looked at him a few more times and didn't "chat privately" with him.

Naturally, no one would say anything because of this.

Chen Yuying let out a long sigh.

"There's more." Chen Yuying continued, with a cunning look in her eyes: "Five minutes are over."

Lin Li: "?"

"This is incomprehensible! Shouldn't it be paused?"

"No, it's not paused, you just don't scratch, anyway, the five minutes are over, you can't scratch anymore."

"Ah? Squad leader, why don't you listen to what you are saying? How should I scratch? When you and your daughter are talking, should I squat on the ground and scratch your soles?

If my uncle can resist kicking you when he sees this scene, I will admire him!" Lin Li's eyes widened.

Will I be kicked like a ball?

If I become a football, Chen Zhongping may really be able to surpass the national football team.

Perhaps it was because Lin Li's description was very vivid, and everyone laughed.

"So cool, I want to play too." Especially Bai Bufan, after imagining this scene, he wanted to play in person.

"No matter what, it's over." Chen Yuying made a cross with both hands in front of her body and said firmly.

"Damn it, you're playing dirty." Lin Li shook his head sadly, but did not force it.

It was indeed a few minutes ago, but there was still at least 60 to 70 percent of the progress bar to complete this task, so even if he used up the remaining time, he would definitely not be able to complete it.

And with the episode just now, Chen Yuying really shouldn't want to be tickled again. As

for the rest, I'll think of a way later.

Lin Li stood up and looked at the mess on the dining table and in the kitchen. It was time to clean up.

I didn't know how many days I would stay, and there was no aunt to clean up every day, so I had to clean up by myself.

"What are we going to do tomorrow? Since we're in Shanting... By the way, Ding Sihan, do you like playing in the water?" Lin Li said to Ding Sihan.

"Play in the water? Sure."

Although the beach at Shanting is not the kind of beach in a beach hotel, it's still okay to walk around and pick up small shells, so Ding Sihan nodded.

"OK, then I'll send you to wash the dishes." Lin Li snapped his fingers.

Ding Sihan: "..."

Fuck you.

This is the dagger that Lin Li hid in the map of Yan State. He was not curious about tomorrow's itinerary at all. He was just after this dish of vinegar dumplings!

"I don't want to play with this water..." Ding Sihan said resentfully.

"Okay, let's clean up together." Chen Yuying smiled and stood up and said.

The girls were washing the dishes, while Lin Li and Bai Bufan were responsible for cleaning the kitchen utensils, especially Lin Li's non-stick pan that had turned black.

"What did you use to wipe it? How come it's so clean?" Bai Bufan said puzzledly after comparing his own results with Lin Li's.

"Use force." Lin Li looked at Bai Bufan with an idiot look.

Bai Bufan: "..."

I can't spray it, it really is.

...

After cleaning up, the five people gathered at the dining table again and discussed tomorrow's arrangements.

I don't pursue getting up early tomorrow morning. If you want to sleep in, you can sleep in. It's up to you whether to eat breakfast or not.

Just get up before going out for lunch.

Chen Yuying shouldn't get up too late, so Lin Li plans to use the morning time to teach her how to ride a bicycle. As for where the bicycle came from, Lin Li saw a good bicycle in the utility room on the first floor below ground. It can be used after cleaning it tomorrow morning.

As for the afternoon, perhaps what Lin Li just said played a role. Everyone agreed to go to the beach of Shanting.

"Let's start the board game session?" After roughly arranging tomorrow, Lin Li suggested.

Although dinner was eaten slowly, it was only seven o'clock in the evening, and it was impossible for everyone to go back to bed now.

"Okay." The others naturally had no objection.

There are many types of board games in the homestay, but in the end, they chose Monopoly, which is suitable for both men and women.

Three Kingdoms Killing I'm sorry, it's the environment that doesn't allow me to choose you. In front of the board game stand, Lin Li sincerely apologized to Three Kingdoms Killing.

It can't be steamed.

"OK, let's decide first, what is the penalty for losing?" Lin Li said while opening Monopoly and spreading the map flat on the dining table.

"Let me tell you first. If I become a millionaire, I will tickle your feet!" Lin Li pointed at the three girls opposite him.

Chen Yuying didn't react, but Ding Sihan and Qu Wanqiu pointed at themselves in surprise: "We want it too?"

"Why do we both have to be tickled?" They were indeed confused.

"Because of your little Ding Ding and your little Tutu, I want to see you smile. When you smile, my world becomes brighter." Lin Li suddenly spoke seriously and emotionally, "Your smile is like a 60-watt light bulb."

Chen Yuying closed her eyes helplessly, as if she couldn't bear to look directly at it.

Ding Sihan, Qu Wanqiu: "..."

Damn.

"Why is it that when it comes to us, it's not the sun, but just a 60-watt light bulb?" Ding Sihan took a deep breath, and the focus of the question seemed to be wrong.

Lin Li made sense: "Houyi will be angry, Kuafu will get lost, you don't have to be so selfish."

Ding Sihan: "..."

There is some truth, but not much.

"Why only tickle the feet of the three of them? What about me?" Bai Bufan asked.

"I will order you to do a hundred squats." Lin Li replied.

Bai Bufan: "?" You

changed it again when it comes to me, hey?

"Don't you want to see me smile? I don't need to be the sun, and I don't need to consume so much electricity as 30 watts. Six watts is enough for me." Bai Bufan was very disappointed, but tried to influence Lin Li and let him change his words.

"When you smile, my world becomes a mini world, so I don't want to see you smile at all, I just want to see you die." Lin Li just sneered.

Bai Bufan could only shake his head and sigh.

But to Lin Li's surprise, his proposal was actually passed.

...

"I'm sorry, sir, I don't know what to do. I really can't pay the rent this time."

"Oh, beautiful lady, have you ever considered another way to pay?"

"But I... still have a husband." "

I won't let him know."

"Well... okay." Lin Li reached out his hand tremblingly and unbuttoned his shirt, with a look of resignation and determination on his face.

"Yes, that's how it should be." Bai Bufan grinned and untied his belt.

The plot that everyone loves to see is about to happen.

"Hahaha, are you two sick? Hahaha, who, who told you to play Monopoly like this, hahahaha——"

The three girls on the opposite side were already laughing like crazy.

Ding Sihan slapped the table hard, Qu Wanqiu slapped the ground, and Chen Yuying patted Lin Li's hand that was secretly reaching out to the bank to steal money in the chaos.

"Don't steal money." Chen Yuying protected the bank and stared at Lin Li with a smile.

"Oh damn! What stealing money! Borrowing money! I'll borrow money, I'll borrow another million from the bank!" The trick failed, and Lin Li said dejectedly.

"Lin Li, you have already borrowed 7 million. If you borrow 10 million, you will go bankrupt." Ding Sihan said with a smile.

"Damn it, no wonder you agreed so easily, it turns out you were planning to trick me." Lin Li took out 1 million from the bank, and then gave the aisle fee for this move to Bai Bufan.

Among the five people present, he was the only one with negative assets.

They were all targeting him.

It would have been fine if the three girls were targeting him, but even Bai Bufan joined their camp and used all the cheating opportunity cards on him.

He just wanted Bai Bufan to die, but he wanted him to lose the game!

Lin Li looked down at the soles of his feet, miserable and sad.

Sorry, brother, you may have to suffer tonight.

It was also Wu Min's fault. If she had helped him pay 3 million, maybe he could have lasted a few more rounds.

It was Bai Bufan's turn to move again. There were only two plots on the field that belonged to Lin Li, so this move had nothing to do with Lin Li.

Bai Bufan paid Qu Wanqiu.

"Bu——"

Lin Li, who was drinking water, was almost choked to death by the fart, and then he began to laugh without hiding.

Lin Li would laugh at the farter without caring about the face of the farter, and it was naturally only Bai Bufan.

The three girls on the opposite side obviously respected Bai Bufan very much, but they just twitched their mouths and didn't laugh.

Fortunately, if you don't get a stomachache, the loud fart is basically not very smelly.

Bai Bufan, who was originally shy in front of girls, was completely blushing now. After paying the money in a panic, he looked at Lin Li: "It's your turn."

Lin Li didn't take the dice, took a deep breath, and brewed for a long time.

Then he said to Bai Bufan apologetically:

"Sorry, I can't let it out."

Bai Bufan: "?"

"Puff——" This challenge of not laughing is too difficult, and someone on the opposite side couldn't hold it in first.

Lin Li is too mean.

"Fuck! Lin Li! Go to hell!" Bai Bufan was a beat late, then he jumped up in anger and started punching and kicking Lin Li, bang bang bang, beating Lin Li so hard that he ran away with his head in his hands.

"Everyone has acquiesced to this matter! You bring it up in this way, right!"

"Hahahaha——" The three girls on the opposite side, who were already on the verge of holding back their laughter, couldn't hold it back anymore.

Bai Bufan beat them heartily.

The three girls were laughing so hard that they were shaking with laughter.

Only Lin Li was aggrieved: "But I really can't let it out..."

Oh, it's sad that you didn't have enough to fart until you need it.

(End of this chapter)