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Chapter 264 Password, this password is too weak
"Lin Li, you didn't run after taking Viagra or stimulants, did you? Ten minutes and twenty-five, and there is even six seconds of record-breaking error tolerance time. Damn, I'm afraid I can't run this time even if I try my best."
After sending Wang Yuezhi to Aruba or flying the plane, Wang Ze sighed as the boys in the back row who had a good time went back to the class base.
Hearing this, Lin Li smiled and looked at Wang Ze, with a little sarcasm on his face:
"Wang Ze, now you open a web page that requires an account, then change the password, and then try to set the password to wangze, do you know what will happen?
The answer is that the web page will mark a red weak word next to it. Do you understand what it means? You useless thing."
Wang Ze: "?"
Your mother.
So aggressive.
"Fuck, I installed it for you again." Wang Ze laughed and scolded.
"But speaking of this, it's also fucked up. Some accounts force passwords to have uppercase and lowercase letters and symbols. To be honest, uppercase letters and symbols are simply not acceptable passwords for humans.
Damn, is there a possibility that the reason I set such a weak password is because my memory is also weak?" Zhou Baowei complained after hearing this.
He is used to setting a similar password for all his accounts, which leads to the fact that once there is a new password and it is not recorded in time, it is easy to forget, and it is troublesome to retrieve it.
"Isn't it right? Studies have shown that pigs' memory ranks among the best in the animal kingdom, and can even be compared with Bufan and primates. Baowei, you are a bit of a drag." Lin Li looked at Zhou Baowei in confusion after hearing this, and then sighed.
Zhou Baowei, Bai Bufan: "?"
"Lin Li, I see that you haven't memorized much recently, but you got all the dictation right. How did you improve your memory? I wanted to improve it by taking fish oil before, but I found it didn't work."
Zhou Baowei suppressed the desire to fight back and humbly asked for advice.
It's not too late to learn first and then kill Lin Li.
"Is fish oil useless? Isn't it generally recognized that it helps improve memory? I was wondering whether I should take it." Bai Bufan asked Zhou Baowei.
"Not really, mainly because my memory doesn't support reminding me to take fish oil every day." Zhou Baowei scratched his head.
Lin Li, Bai Bufan, Wang Ze: "(;☉_☉)?"
"Then it's not the fish oil that's useless, it's you!" Lin Li, Bai Bufan and Wang Ze all live in Bengbu.
"Same meaning, same meaning." Zhou Baowei was embarrassed.
"Lin Li, wait a minute." At this time, the referee on the side came over. He had just recorded the results of the last player who didn't give up and was free.
"Lin Li, are you interested in trying to practice sports? You have some talent in long-distance running." The referee asked.
Sure enough, it still aroused the love of these people.
It's really annoying to be too good.
After secretly feeling happy for a while, Lin Li waved his hands and said, "Thank you, teacher, but forget it. Learning sports can't save Nansang Middle School. All the weak alumni, no matter how strong and healthy they are, can only be meaningless materials for public display and spectators."
Referee: "?"
What are you talking about?
Bai Bufan glanced at Lin Li and acted like a tree man again.
But Lin Li was right. Learning sports can't save Nansang Middle School, but civil engineering can.
Civil engineering is great, no need to say more.
"Okay, but add a contact number, so you have one more choice in the future. If you are interested, you can contact me then." The referee didn't force it. After all, Lin Li's results were good, but not to the point of genius.
Moreover, if he knew that Lin Li was actually about to turn 18, not the age of a normal first-year high school student, the surprise value would be greatly reduced.
As soon as the referee left, another person ran towards Lin Li and others.
It was Du Hansi.
But the target was not Lin Li.
"Wang Ze!! I! Damn! You! Wen!" Although he was the second place, Du Hansi, who had just calmed down, threw Wang Ze to the ground from behind and used a grappling technique, cursing.
"Ah? What's the matter? Are you angry because you lost to our class? Hansi, now you open a web page that requires an account..." The attacked Wang Ze looked innocent, feeling wronged, and put his knowledge into practice.
"What else, you still say I'm weak? Let me provoke Lin Li, how dare you play tricks on me! I don't have any innocence at all! What's the matter with you still here!" Du Hansi became even more furious after being ridiculed, and his fists were clenched as tightly as his anus when he was running just now.
So the two began to "fight".
Lin Li, Bai Bufan and Zhou Baowei looked at each other.
Although they didn't know what happened, their classmates were beaten by strangers at the moment. They should help their relatives instead of helping others. Why bother to distinguish right from wrong? They just took action directly.
"Du Hansi (a buddy whose name I don't know), we are here to help you!!!"
Wang Ze, who was about to turn over and ride on Du Hansi to be the master again, was thrown to the ground by his buddies again.
Wang Ze looked at the three people who were excited to beat him: "(;☉_☉)?"
Damn, I made the wrong friends.
...
Hearing the voice behind him, Wang Yuezhi, who was feeling the temperature of the sacred mineral water with his cheek, tilted his head and saw Lin Li, Bai Bufan and others rushing towards him. At this moment, he felt that his little Wang Yuezhi was shrinking as if he had entered winter in advance.
Wang Yuezhi was terrified and prepared to run away.
"Wang Yuezhi, come and help, it's hard to restrain a gym student! Someone else pull his legs!" Lin Li shouted at Wang Yuezhi.
Wang Yuezhi: "?"
Wang Yuezhi, who had already started running, turned around and found that the person being held in the middle was actually Wang Ze.
Wang Yuezhi didn't want to fly a plane in his life, but if he was not the one being flown but the pilot, then he had to say it again.
"Here I come!" Wang Yuezhi carefully handed the mineral water to his roommate and then walked up.
It was because he had been caught in the rain that he knew where the rain would be more uncomfortable.
"Get lost, Wang Yuezhi! If you do this, you are not a member of the Wang family! We are out, Wang should help Wang! Damn!" Wang Ze tried to awaken Wang Yuezhi's conscience.
"Wang Yuezhi!" "
Son of a bitch!"
"Ah!!"
Bad news came from the football network again.
...
Looking at Wang Ze, who was trembling on the ground with his hands on Xiao Wang, Du Hansi felt much better.
Then he walked towards Lin Li: "Lin Li, add me as a friend. We don't know each other until we touch each other. I find that if you are not the object of your molestation, you are quite fun. I will treat you to dinner next time I have the chance."
Lin Li smiled and nodded: "Indeed, it is fate. Then I will return the favor. I will molest you again next time I have the chance."
Du Hansi: "?"
Is it so reciprocal?
"Forget about this, thank you."
The school sports meet also has medals, but you have to wait for the announcement on the radio before you can go to the podium to receive them.
And the podium is actually very simple, just a base divided into three heights, with the school emblem of Nansang Middle School and other symbols on it.
So Lin Li and the boys continued to return to the class base first.
On the small whiteboard, it was written that the next event that classmates would participate in was the women's 3,000 meters. No wonder the class monitor was not here either. It was probably with Ding Sihan, accompanying Qu Wanqiu to the registration.
"Lin Li, why is there no detailed description of the Pan Jinlian segment in Water Margin that I am most looking forward to? I want to see Pan Jinlian hanging upside down on the grape tree."
Little Wang Ze, who was almost resurrected, sat on the chair and raised his legs to Lin Li's legs, brushing the e-book in his hand, and said a little boringly.
"Then you have to read the Jin Ping Mei plus version, or you can just ban the comic search directly, and it's full-color ink painting style, but unfortunately I forgot the license plate number." Lin Li said with a smile.
"Just give me the simultaneous interpretation."
Lin Li raised his eyebrows, and he was also in the mood. He stood up and used the whiteboard eraser as a gavel to slam the table:
"Since the readers want to hear it, then it is difficult for me to refuse!"
"It is said that Pan Jinlian's bamboo pole was not held firmly in her hand, and it slipped out of the window. It was not straight, and it happened to hit the headscarf of a passerby."
"Jinlian bowed deeply and said: I lost my grip for a moment, please don't blame me, sir~"
"And Ximen Qing raised his face and saw such a charming lady, and immediately fell into a deep and strange reverie..."
Lin Li's face was already wearing the smile he should have, and Wang Ze and Bai Bufan, who had originally had obscene smiles, suddenly stopped smiling and signaled Lin Li with their eyes.
Lin Li immediately turned around. Fortunately, it was not Xue Jian, but Chen Yuying.
Chen Yuying put her hands behind her back, blinked, and asked with some curiosity: "What is Ximen Qing daydreaming about? Is it strange?"
Lin Li: "..."
Lin Li coughed twice lightly, and continued without changing his expression:
"Continuing from the last chapter, Ximen Qing saw Pan Jinlian and immediately fell into a deep and strange reverie - "Why doesn't the bamboo pole run upwards but falls downwards? Could it be that some kind of power from the earth attracted the bamboo pole to fall down?"
So, Ximen Qing's three laws..."
Wang Ze, Bai Bufan: "?"
Who the hell wants to listen to this?
Damn, you, Pan Jinlian, escaped a disaster.
Chen Yuying chuckled when she heard it, and a tiny light flashed in her eyes: "So that's the case?"
"What else, if you have another version, squad leader, then this is the gavel, and the important task of storytelling is handed over to you, and I also want to listen." Lin Li handed the whiteboard eraser in his hand to Chen Yuying, expectantly.
"No." Of course Chen Yuying did not take it, but smiled and said:
"Lin Li, Lin Li, you are the only one with so many ideas."
"I'm fine, my friend's family has a spotted Bufan, it has so many ideas. "Lin Li heard this and waved his hand modestly.
Bai Bufan: "?" "
Next time you two play with your own things, you don't have to bring your own things, thank you.
" "Come on, Wang Ze, let's go to the bathroom." Bai Bufan felt that he should leave, so he looked at Wang Ze.
"OK, it happens that I want to go too, let's go!"
"According to Lin Li's version, Newton will cry all day long in the future, saying that he feels like he has lived in the shadow of Ximen Qing all his life." Wang Ze got up and followed, smiling at the same time.
"In fact, Newton is not as great as you think." Bai Bufan smiled and helped Wang Ze to dispel the mystery:
According to unofficial historical records, when Newton wrote Newton's law, he actually wanted to express "I really love big ass and big breasts", but the publisher said to Newton that "it's a bit inappropriate to write like this", so Newton changed his words to "the greater the mass, the greater the attraction".
Do you understand? In fact, Lao Niu is also a man of temperament. His surname is Niu, and he believes in Niu. I believe that Niu Niu's judgment will not be wrong. "
Wang Ze: "? "
"Has your fucking unofficial history begun to expand its territory?"
"Just tell me which Newton you recognize."
"Wild Bull, I really love big butts and big breasts, too."
"I beg to differ." Bai Bufan, who once had an XP dispute with Lin Li, shook his head.
So a new dispute began.
...
In the class stronghold.
Since Bai Bufan and Wang Ze had made room, Chen Yuying sat down next to Lin Li.
"All your hair is still flying back. You haven't taken care of it after running for so long. It's like a chicken coop." Chen Yuying's eyes fell on Lin Li's messy hair and she said softly.
Hearing this, Lin Li scratched his hair casually. The ends of his hair raised fine dust in the sun. He said indifferently:
"It's harmless. Anyway, it's just a change from a handsome guy to a handsome guy with a chicken coop. "
Chen Yuying raised the corners of her mouth and turned her head away, leaving Lin Li with a silhouette of her supporting the table with one hand, her body trembling slightly.
"Class monitor, what do you mean by this, are you looking down on me?" Seeing this, Lin Li was a little unwilling, and slammed the gavel again: "You know, I just had this messy hair, and two people asked for my WeChat. This is the absolute charm of a handsome guy with a messy hair!"
Chen Yuying stopped smiling and tilted her head slightly, revealing her profile with her palm covering the lower half. Her clear eyes seemed to blink a little more frequently, and her eyelashes cast a small shadow under her eyes. After looking at Lin Li for a second, she asked softly:
"Did you ask you in person?"
"Yes, you are quite brave, at least much braver than that coward Tao or something." Lin Li nodded.
"Are they also in the first year of high school? Did you add them?" Chen Yuying asked again.
"One is, and the other is not. "Lin Li spoke the truth, leaning back and stretching: "I added them all. After all, it's hard to refuse, and the one in the same grade is quite to my liking. If he didn't add me, I would have liked to add him."
"Oh." Chen Yuying's voice was as light as a feather.
After responding like this, she turned her head again, and the angle was even greater than when she was laughing at Lin Li with her back to her just now. Her ponytail fell down, just covering her side face.
Lin Li looked at Chen Yuying's movements, blinked, and then asked: "By the way, the guy in the first year of high school said he wanted to treat me to a meal, but I think we just met, and it's not that far yet. Class monitor, how do you think I should reply to his message?"
"I don't know. "Chen Yuying responded in a low voice, her mood was not good, and her voice seemed to be muffled in her soft chest.
In the direction that Lin Li could not see, the girl's right hand was holding an unopened marker on the table, scratching aimlessly on the desktop, her lips pressed into a straight line, and her eyes flashed with displeasure.
"Hey, he has sent me a message, squad leader, do you have any cute emoticons? Give me a few and I'll reply to him."
Lin Li looked at Du Hansi's message on his mobile phone, and said to Chen Yuying as if he was completely unaware of someone's emotional changes.
"...I'll send it to you later." Chen Yuying opened her mouth and finally just said.
"Is it not possible now?"
"My phone is out of power now."
"Then do you want me to lend you a power bank?"
Lin Li's voice suddenly became much clearer, and with a slight pulling sensation from her hair, Chen Yuying realized that Lin Li was now facing her and playing with her hair, just like during his usual lunch break.
So she pulled her ponytail in front of her, did not respond to the power bank, and said softly: "I just washed my hair today, don't grab it. "
"Squad leader? Are you dissatisfied with my dirty hands? " Lin Li's voice was filled with an obvious smile.
"What else? You just finished running." Perhaps because she felt it was not good to have her back to people all the time, Chen Yuying finally sat up straight and glanced at Lin Li. The emotions in her eyes were as complicated as an overturned palette.
"Then it seems I have to go wash my hands first. It just so happens that I also feel like going to the toilet. I'll go to the toilet then." Lin Li nodded, stood up and stretched.
"Yeah." Chen Yuying nodded, took out her phone which was still fully charged, she wanted to delete all her cute emoticons.
Hate cute emoticons.
"Okay, then I'm leaving. I hope that there will be girls asking for my WeChat on the way this time. Alas, what does it mean that all the boys ask me for WeChat? I haven't even started working out yet, how can I start to attract the same sex? I hope the referee and the sports student in Class 14 add me to introduce girls to me.
It's so annoying, alas!!"
Lin Li lamented so loudly that it seemed to penetrate the entire playground, as if he was afraid that some people couldn't hear it.
Then he held the back of his head and walked slowly towards the toilet.
Chen Yuying's hand stopped moving.
She blinked, turned off the screen of her phone, and saw herself unhappy.
At least she was unhappy just now, but now, the corners of her mouth are rising unconvincingly.
Don't let it rise.
But the corners of his mouth didn't listen to her, so his expression finally turned into an embarrassed embarrassment.
She raised her head and looked at Lin Li's back as he walked away. He was kicking the grass on the side of the road with his toes, leisurely as if he was taking a walk.
Chen Yuying opened Lin Li's chat list.
Chen Yuying began to send all her unlovable emoticons to Lin Li one by one.
No cute ones at all, huh.
It seemed that she still felt unsatisfied, so Chen Yuying's friend list had one less "Lin Li" and one more "Lin Li (hate version)".
After doing this, Chen Yuying put her phone on the table and held her cheeks with both hands.
"Oh~"
...
"Lin Li, what are you doing?" Bai Bufan and Wang Ze, who had just come out of the toilet, asked in confusion when they saw Lin Li coming over.
Lin Li was stunned when he heard that, and pointed at the toilet behind the two men: "No, buddy, I'm not here to go to the toilet, am I here to get you two lunch?"
"I mean, if you want to go to the toilet, just go to the toilet, why are you laughing so happily?" This is where Bai Bufan was curious.
"Indeed, you're laughing like an idiot." Wang Ze also nodded. He agreed.
"I'm not allowed to laugh? Who do you want to control?" Lin Li raised his middle finger at the two men, and walked into the toilet cursing: "Typical inferior thinking, forget it, I'm in a good mood, I don't want to bother with you two..."
Bai Bufan and Wang Ze, who were inexplicably scolded: "?"
"Is he sick?" The two said in unison.
(End of this chapter)