Chapter 278 Witt, I pooped in bed,

is that appropriate?

But it is true that you cannot say this to Bai Bufan. Fortunately, Lin Li happens to have a universal answer for this guy: "Quit masturbation."

Bai Bufan: "?"

"What the hell are you, Sony? Who the hell told you that quitting masturbation can achieve this effect?"

"Quitting masturbation is like this. You don't understand if you have never quit masturbation." Lin Li sneered, "Don't refute if you have never quit."

"..." Again and again, Bai Bufan's face flushed, "How can you slander someone's innocence out of thin air..."

"As for why I drank so much, it's because there will be a urine test later." Ignoring Bai Yiji, Lin Li said again.

The straw has made a sound of sucking air, and after sucking the last bit, Lin Li raised his hand to throw.

The bottle went through a perfect parabola and fell accurately into the trash can, on the head of Bai Bufan next to it.

"Nice! Aim successfully!" Lin Li clenched his fists and raised his arms, praising himself.

"You don't even want to pretend to say you threw it wrong, right!"

After picking up the bottle on the ground and throwing it into the trash can, Bai Bufan touched his chin, his face showing a little entanglement and hesitation, and said: "Lin Li, that means we have to do a urine test later?"

"Well, what's the matter?"

"What if you can't swallow it?"

"..."

After a brief silence, Lin Li sneered softly, with pride in his voice:

"Do you think I drink so much milk just to pee, wouldn't it be faster to drink water? The reason why it is milk is that as we all know, the ingredients in milk can form a protective film to protect our gastric mucosa. With this preparation, I promise that I will swallow it easily later!"

"As for you, take care of yourself!"

"What!? You guy has actually thought of the third level, what a terrible opponent!" Bai Bufan's tone was exaggerated when he heard this, and he was very shocked, but soon, his eyes flashed with blood and passion:

"But I won't give up! Lin Li, wait, I will definitely surpass you and swallow more urine!"

"I look forward to that day." Lin Li nodded with admiration on his face.

After the passionate conversation of Youth King Dao ended, the two left the lounge and continued the physical examination.

Because they spent a lot of time on the B-ultrasound, when they came out of the lounge, they found that there were not many people still taking physical examinations on the first floor, but the breakfast area on the second floor began to line up.

"That's good, you don't have to line up this way, and we can finish it quickly."

"Lin Li, do you want to do this internal medicine examination first? Then I'll go to the surgery department opposite?" Bai Bufan nodded when he heard it. Seeing Lin Li walking towards the internal medicine department, he pointed to the opposite side and said, "Come back to school early."

"All right." Lin Li nodded indifferently.

The two separated, Lin Li knocked on the door and entered the internal medicine clinic.

The doctor sitting in front of the computer with a stethoscope hanging around his neck looked up at Lin Li and smiled professionally: "Hello, give me the examination form, then you sit here and take off your coat."

"Okay, Dr. Cai."

Dr. Cai paused, raised his eyes and looked at Lin Li with a smile: "Hello, Mr. Lin, my last name is Xu, and my name is Xu Kun."

Lin Li: "..."

Can this score twice?

Wait.

Lin Li suddenly understood why Dr. Pan on the second floor specifically asked her if she had come for an internal medicine examination.

This was the scene she wanted to see.

The charity organization was able to gather two talented doctors, Dr. Pan and Dr. Cai, at the same time. They should not be underestimated.

"Sorry, Dr. Xu." Lin Li apologized very skillfully.

"It's okay. I'm going to start auscultation." Xu Kun waved his hand. It was not the first time he had experienced this.

There was nothing wrong with his name until the loud crowing of a rooster six or seven years ago, which changed his life.

Remember, it takes 16.5 years to complete the twelve zodiac signs.

Because the Year of the Rooster takes two and a half years, and the Year of the Rooster and the Rabbit are the same as the Dragon, so the Year of the Rabbit and the Year of the Dragon also take two and a half years.

"Don't you have anything hanging around your neck that makes a sound? It will affect the test results." Seeing Lin Li take off his coat, Xu Kun carefully observed Lin Li's neck and asked.

"No." Lin Li looked at Xu Kun in surprise.

How could there be such a thing.

Sensing this look, Xu Kun explained:

"I had a patient before, who believed in Buddhism. He wore a Buddhist amulet that played Buddhist scriptures 24 hours a day under his clothes. The sound was very low and could not be heard if you were not paying attention.

That time I put the stethoscope on it and heard the ethereal and mysterious Buddhist sound. I happened to be very tired that day and stayed up all night. I almost thought I was going to die suddenly. This was the Buddha coming to pick me up.

So since that time, I have become accustomed to asking."

Lin Li: "..."

It was really scary.

After listening for a while, Xu Kun made a few strokes on the examination form, or maybe he wrote words that Lin Li could not recognize at all, and then began to touch Lin Li's abdomen with his hands.

"What do you feel?" Xu Kun asked.

"I feel someone touching my stomach." Lin Li closed his eyes and felt it for a while, and answered seriously.

Xu Kun: “…”

“No, I mean to ask if there is any part of you that hurts when being touched like this.”

“No.”

“Okay,” Xu Kun wrote on the examination sheet after the abdominal palpation, “Everything is fine. Okay, let’s go to the next department.”

Lin Li walked out of the consulting room, and Bai Bufan happened to walk out of the surgical consulting room, but now Bai Bufan’s eyes were a little unfocused.

"Bufan? Bufan? Bai Bufan!"

After being called several times, Bai Bufan, who seemed a little absent-minded, finally came to his senses, staggered and sat on the bench, and called Lin Li over.

"What's wrong with you?" Lin Li walked over and sat down, asking in confusion.

"Lin Li, let me ask you a question, does virginity refer to the front or the back?" Bai Bufan asked confusedly.

Lin Li: "(；☉_☉)?"

"If, I mean if, I have a friend who has not been used in the front, but has been used in the back, is he still a virgin?" Bai Bufan's ethereal voice followed.

Lin Li: "?"

"No, buddy, why are you asking this suddenly? What did you do in there?" Lin Li asked in surprise.

"I said it hasn't been used in the front, what else can I do? I was fucked!" Bai Bufan answered sadly.

"No, what exactly did you do? Speak human language?" Lin Li just found it funny.

Cijian is one of the largest medical examination institutions in Xiling, so this kind of thing shouldn't happen.

Bai Bufan flipped open his checkup sheet and showed it to Lin Li, and the direction of his finger was - "Gangmen: Normal, no hemorrhoids".

Lin Li's expression began to twist.

He was holding it in.

Then Bai Bufan grabbed Lin Li's collar and roared loudly: "Lin Li! You didn't tell me that the physical examination also includes a Gangmen finger examination! Lin Li, do you know that when the doctor asked me to take off my pants and stick my pants up, I was fucking dumbfounded!"

After a short silence, Lin Li couldn't hold it in anymore and laughed very wantonly.

"You're still fucking laughing!"

"So what does it feel like?" Lin Li put away his smile and asked.

"Haha, you'll know when you try it yourself later." Bai Bufan sneered, with the expectation of revenge in his eyes.

"I'm not doing it." Lin Li shook his head.

"Huh? What do you mean you're not doing it?" Bai Bufan was stunned.

"I don't want to do this examination." Lin Li looked at Bai Bufan in surprise, not knowing why he asked such a question.

"Wait," Bai Bufan's eyes suddenly widened, "Is this something I can refuse!?"

"What else? We are consumers who pay money to come here, and we are God. Have you ever seen a God whose skin swallows do not have their own autonomy?

In front of God, the priest can only be beaten up, right? Do you think of yourself as a little boy?

Can't you just tell the doctor that you don't want to do this examination?"

Lin Li looked at Bai Bufan with a puzzled look.

"..." "

..."

"Fuck!" "

Then I...didn't lose my virginity in vain..." Bai Bufan came back to his senses, his eyes were gray, and his smile was desolate.

Lin Li sighed and patted Bai Bufan on the shoulder: "I'll go to the crime scene where you were taken away for the first time, and you should also go to the internal medicine department across the street to check it out. I feel that you should have suffered quite serious internal injuries, and it is necessary to check it out." Bai

Bufan: "..."

Your mother.

...

Lin Li protected his skin. When the surgeon heard that Lin Li did not want to do this examination, he did not have any intention of persuading him and directly circled this column on the examination form.

It was a good thing for him.

Except for a very small number of doctors with abnormal habits, no doctor would like this examination.

It is said that Bufan looks down on people, so how good is dermatitis?

This thing depends on the person.

The subsequent facial features examination and urine routine examination did not have any twists and turns. The large amount of milk drunk for breakfast made the two feel like fish in water.

All the examinations were completed at exactly ten o'clock.

After handing the examination form to the front desk and taking the souvenirs attached to the set meal, the two returned to the first floor and took a taxi back to school.

"Fuck, I'm really sleepy. Now even if I have a knee pillow of a 1.7-meter-tall black girl, I can fall asleep immediately."

After getting in the car with Lin Li, Bai Bufan yawned repeatedly, leaned on Lin Li's shoulder, and whispered while touching Lin Li's thigh.

"Put your wish here, and take your hand away." Lin Li pushed Bai Bufan away with a smile and scolded.

"Master, can we drive faster?" After being pushed away, Bai Bufan said to the driver, "I'm a little anxious to go back."

"Driving safety is still the first priority, don't worry, I will go as fast as possible." Hearing this, the driver smiled at the rearview mirror.

Bai Bufan had no choice but to nod his head.

The car was indeed not going very fast.

Bai Bufan just yawned again, closed his eyes and planned to take a nap in the car.

Lin Li: "Master, I'm about to pull the car. I want to ask, is there a fine of 200 yuan for pulling the car? How to transfer you later?"

The driver, Bai Bufan: "?"

"Oi! Young man! No, no, no! Bear it for a while! Nansang Middle School, right? Give me seven minutes! Just seven minutes! I'll take you there right away! The tonic is in my car! It's not a matter of 200 yuan!"

The originally lazy driver's eyes suddenly became as big as copper bells, and his body even sat up straight, no longer leaning on the backrest, and focused on the front.

All systems start, start, start, and - this!

Dead car, speed up for me! You don't want to become a shit car, do you!

Feeling the speeding taxi, Bai Bufan pulled the top handrail to prevent himself from flying, and his sleepiness dissipated a little. He looked at Lin Li.

Lin Li turned sideways, with a proud smile: "This is emotional intelligence, have you learned it?"

Low emotional intelligence: Master, can you drive faster, I'm in a hurry.

High emotional intelligence: Master, I'm about to pull the car.

Bai Bufan suddenly realized: "Master, I understand."

The shit gun is also a gun, and it can be used to threaten people.

"You are a teachable kid."

The taxi shortened the time by one third and arrived at Nansang Middle School. Seeing Lin Li and Bai Bufan get off, the driver breathed a sigh of relief.

"You go back to sleep, I'm going home too." Lin Li walked towards his bicycle and turned back to Bai Bufan.

"OK, I'll contact you in the evening if you have anything. I don't know if I can wake up in the afternoon." Bai Bufan nodded.

Riding home, Lin Li was not sleepy. He took out his mobile phone to check the appointment situation of the radiology clinic of Nansang County Hospital. Seeing that there was still a free time in the afternoon, he made an appointment online with the examination form he had opened before.

——Because the examination was opened for the brain before, and the examination of this area does not require fasting or drinking.

The appointment was successful. Before departure, Lin Li continued to focus on opening up the space of the "Qiankun Ring" and enhancing the refining of the "Invisible Sword".

As for the "Duck Blood Bottle" and the "Substitute Jade Face Buddha", Lin Li liked the new and disliked the old, so he put them in the cold palace first.

When the time was almost up, in the afternoon, Lin Li took a taxi to the county hospital.

After taking his number from the self-service machine, Lin Li went to the floor where the MRI machine was located.

He had reserved some buffer time, so although he walked leisurely all the way, it was still more than ten minutes before his turn, so Lin Li sat on the waiting chair at the door and played with his mobile phone while waiting.

"Young man, what's wrong?"

Lin Li turned his head when he heard the words. It was a patient next to him wearing a patient's gown. He looked to be about fifty or sixty years old, looking at him with a smile.

Old people generally don't play with electronic devices, and prefer to spend time chatting.

But is it a good idea for someone to come to see a doctor at such an old age? The family was a little unfilial.

"Grandpa, I'm not sick, I'm just here for a physical examination." Lin Li said politely.

"Oh." The old man nodded and said nothing, and Lin Li continued to swipe his mobile phone.

"I'm a little thirsty, young man, do you want some water?" After a few minutes of silence, the old man looked at Lin Li and asked.

"Grandpa, where is the water dispenser? Can I get you a cup?" Lin Li thought the old man was hinting at him, so he stood up and said.

"No, no, Grandpa is asking if you want to drink?" The old man shook his head quickly.

"I'm not thirsty, thank you, Grandpa." Lin Li waved his hand.

"Why are you being polite?" The old man nodded, then stood up, raised his hand to a nurse not far from the corridor, and shouted loudly: "Witt! Give me a bottle of glucose with ice, and give this young man a bottle of saline, put it on my account!

By the way, young man, do you want ice in your saline?"

Lin Li "?"

"Cough! Cough!"

Lin Li almost coughed and lost his phone.

Lin Li looked at the old man stupidly, and the old man waved his hand and asked again emphatically: "It's yours, tell me, do you want ice?"

"No, no?" Lin Li answered slightly mechanically.

The nurse who was called also ran over after hearing the words, bowed to the old man and nodded with a smile: "Okay, okay, I'll prepare it for you right away."

"My glucose has ice, and his saline has no ice, remember!" the old man reminded.

"Yeah, remember." The nurse nodded and left.

Lin Li: "?"

Really?

Lin Li now completely understood that sentence.

The one with no blue stripes on his hat is a nurse, the one with one blue stripe is the head nurse, who can scold the nurse, the one with two blue stripes is the head nurse of the department, who can scold the head nurse, the one with three blue stripes is the director of the nursing department, who can scold the head nurse of the department, and the one next to him with blue stripes all over his body can scold whoever he wants.

Can you really give such an order? Did the nurse really agree?

But soon, although the nurse came back, she did not bring the glucose with ice and saline, but brought a middle-aged man.

"Sorry, sorry, my dad fell and had a brain problem. I went to the toilet. I hope it didn't affect you, young man." The middle-aged man came up and immediately asked Lin Li with concern.

"It's okay, it's okay." Lin Li waved his hands, with a look of realization on his face.

"Lin Li. Lin Li. Are you here?" The door of the clinic opened, and the doctor came out and looked around, calling Lin Li's name.

It was his turn.

"Yes, here."

"Take everything out of your pockets and put it in this basket. If you want to scan your brain, is there any metal on your clothes? If so, you need to change into a hospital gown." The doctor asked as a routine after seeing Lin Li come up.

"No, I checked before I came." Lin Li answered as he walked forward to put his things.

At this time, the patient who had done the MRI last time came out of the control room and passed by Lin Li.

Lin Li looked back at the other person's back as he left, frowned and murmured: "This guy is very sick."

"Young man, can you treat patients?" The doctor, who was using a metal detector to check the condition of Lin Li's clothes, asked curiously.

"It's too obvious. The limbs have turned black. It feels like they have to be amputated." Lin Li frowned and said regretfully.

Doctor: "..."

The doctor raised his eyes, glanced at the foreign black patient who left, and fell silent.

No wonder this kid came to the MRI for his brain, it makes sense.

"Young man, he's black." The doctor said.

"I know." Lin Li nodded.

"Then amputate?"

"Yeah."

Doctor: "?"

Eh?

Wait.

So you don't care if he's sick or not, you just want to amputate him? !

"Okay, lie down and listen to our instructions. It will take about twenty minutes." The doctor said unhappily.

"Okay."

The MRI machine is indeed a medical device worth millions or even tens of millions. It looks a little more advanced than CT and B-ultrasound. Lin Li lay on it, took off all the titles to prevent affecting the results, and then started the MRI.

It didn't feel much, just stayed in a claustrophobic space for half an hour.

[Find and personally experience at least a hundred advanced detection arrays, and there must be more than four types (100/100; 4/4). 】

【Task 4 Completed】

【You have received rewards: Physical improvement: formation talent increased by 50%, spiritual perception range increased by 100%; random complete formation * 1; random formation materials * 5; system currency * 100】

【You have obtained "Gathering Spirit Heaven Formation" * 1; "Star Formation Plate" * 1; "Superior Formation Core" * 1; "Inferior Spirit Stone" * 1; "Crimson Spirit Sand" * 2】

When Lin Li exited the machine, a small string of notifications appeared in front of him.

The things given were quite fancy, but the current situation was not suitable for physical inspection, so I had to go home first.

So Lin Li went to the control room.

The doctor who was operating the machine was looking at the machine screen in the control room with a serious face at this moment, and sighed in a low voice: "There is something wrong with your brain..."

Lin Li: "?"

The voice was very low, but Lin Li's six senses were much more sensitive than those of ordinary people, and he heard it very clearly.

Lin Li's originally open mouth closed, swallowed a mouthful of saliva subconsciously, and his pupils shrank tightly.

The physical examination this morning showed nothing wrong, but there is something wrong with the MRI now? Is

there something wrong with my brain?

Damn, could it be that I actually have some hidden terminal illness? I should have died two months ago and gone to the world of immortal cultivation, but the onset was delayed?

As someone with a terminal illness, it seems that I am more qualified to obtain the system.

But this kind of thing is a tonic!

Lin Li doesn't want to leave the modern world!

No, no, no, there is still hope. Money is not a problem. There are still tens of millions to be taken at the end of the world, and I can still cultivate immortality...

The more I think about it, the more confused my mind becomes. Lin Li swallowed his saliva again, and his voice was already a little nervous: "Doctor, please ask... what's the problem?"

The doctor turned his head to look at Lin Li, his eyes slightly confused: "What's the problem?"

"Huh? Didn't you just say that there is something wrong with my brain?" Lin Li was stunned.

"Oh, no, your results will take another half a day to come out. What I just said is that there is something wrong with our dean. The light is so dim. I have applied twice, but they still won't let anyone come to fix it. It hurts my eyes."

The doctor pointed at the light above his head and said angrily:

"Using a light worth tens of dollars to illuminate a machine worth millions, do you think he has a problem with his brain?"

Lin Li: "(；☉_☉)?"

Fuck you.

(End of this chapter)