Chapter 29 This is too authentic!

Lin Li returned to his seat with a sad face.

As mentioned before, Lin Li's English grades are average, and his oral English is even worse. Lin Li can spell many words, but he can't read them.

I just got a good score of zero in the recitation test. You can try it too.

Anyway, he will be assigned to recite in the next class.

Bai Bufan's recitation is actually a bunch of shit, but he managed to recite it with some bumps and bumps. He only needs to recite it to the team leader after class.

This is nothing. Team leader, just give it a try, and just turn a blind eye to it.

Now Bai Bufan is more curious and wants to know something. Facing the English textbook, his eyes have already glanced at Lin Li:

"Lin Li, what's the matter? What does the principal want you to do?"

"Confession." The depressed Lin Li answered.

Bai Bufan: "?"

"I said that teacher-student love is not suitable. I will consider it after I graduate." Lin Li said seriously.

Bai Bufan carefully recalled the image of the principal in his mind, and he still felt admiration for him. He bowed and said, "You are really hungry."

Then Bai Bufan quickly intercepted the two envelopes that Lin Li was going to put into the drawer. Seeing that they were not sealed, he violated Lin Li's privacy and opened them on the spot, then widened his eyes.

Thinking quickly, Bai Bufan looked at Lin Li with compassion: "Did the principal force himself on you? Is this to seal the money for prostitution? Lin Li, buy some good blockers, don't get sick."

Lin Li was too lazy to pay attention.

"Wait, will you fart without sound in the future?" But Bai Bufan found another blind spot.

Lin Li: "?"

After asking about Bai Bufan's family tree, Lin Li took the envelope back and threw the envelope with money into the drawer casually.

Money in the school is very safe when it is placed in the drawer or even on the table. Not to mention that most students don't covet this thing. In this day and age, the huge surveillance above the front door is watching everyone.

But if it's tissues or snacks, it's extremely dangerous to put them in the drawer, not to mention on the table.

Especially tissues. If you come back late after physical education class, it's just like an egg on the roadside in India. You can only see its empty remains after being fried by many people.

Lin Li began to count the value of the supermarket card.

"Why do you still have supermarket cards? Or can you only exchange these? Lin Li, I remember you don't know how to cook? Do you know how to use it?" Bai Bufan asked again after seeing the contents of the envelope.

"Who said I can't cook? I have mastered many recipes. Let me tell you, I have a homemade side dish~" Lin Li said in authentic Zhenghuangqi Beijing accent.

Bai Bufan reacted quickly: "No soy sauce."

"...That's it."

Teacher Yu Qian's recipe has three characteristics and one core. The characteristics are simple, cheap, and unpalatable, and the core is soy sauce.

Go back and learn Teacher Huang Lei's recipe. His seems to be quite good, and there are basically no negative reviews on the show.

Who said this recipe is not good? This recipe is great.

After the inventory was completed, the value of the material card was nearly 800, and the discount was 700, which could be kept as a backup hidden energy source for emergencies.

Bai Bufan couldn't help but ask curiously: "Brother, what's the matter? Please, brother, tell me, I feel like ants are crawling all over my body, and I'm so anxious that I want to shit all over the floor."

"Nothing, I helped the police station here solve a case over the weekend, and they came to give me a letter of praise today, and gave me these bonuses and gifts by the way." Lin Li said.

Because the letter of praise has to be posted, it is unrealistic to hide it completely, and it will be troublesome to be questioned all the time, so it is better to tell it almost.

"Is it true? Are you so awesome?" Bai Bufan's eyes widened. This sounded more credible than the principal's confession. "What kind of case is this? The reward is several thousand. What did you do to give so much?"

"I found and arrived at the crime scene. After confirming the crime, I immediately called the police and then personally fought with one of the suspects to delay time.

My body was rubbed and pressed by her countless times. I couldn't help but scream many times, but with my unyielding belief, I persisted until the police arrived. In the end, the case was thoroughly investigated and a bright future was restored to our Xiling Town."

Lin Li smiled slightly and calmly told his brilliant achievements.

"Brother, stop talking nonsense and tell me the truth. Did you pick up a wallet with 100 million cash?" This description was too ridiculous. Bai Bufan didn't believe it at all.

"If there is even a trace of falsehood in what I just said, I am incompetent." Lin Li sneered and looked at Bai Bufan coldly.

Now he had to believe it. Bai Bufan knew that Lin Li would never joke about his authentic Laoxi Ling Chicken Roll.

And Lin Li did not lie just now.

He only regretted that he did not fight with Xiao Jing for another 20 minutes.

Bai Bufan covered his mouth in shock, then looked around Lin Li's body, as if looking for the remaining wounds, but found none.

"The pain is in my heart, not in my body. In this incident, the greatest torture I suffered was in my heart." Lin Li said calmly.

This sentence was also true, the pain of the 20 minutes that I had never experienced.

Bai Bufan was really convinced: "You are really awesome, but you are so weak, can't the criminals beat you? Aren't you a bit clownish?"

"No matter how weak a person is, as long as he uses a sliding tackle, even a tiger can only accept the fate of being disemboweled by toenails, let alone an unprepared person. Besides, I am no longer the weak me before.

Bufan, quit masturbation. You don't understand if you have never really quit masturbation. This is how it works."

"Who hasn't really quit masturbation? How difficult is it? I quit masturbation every day." Bai Bufan's face flushed. How could he slander someone's innocence out of thin air? "But you haven't told me yet. What case is it? Is there robbery or theft?"

The question is very good. Don't ask it again next time.

But Lin Li was prepared.

"I just discussed this with the school and the police station. It needs to be kept confidential, so I'm sorry, I can't tell you." Lin Li said with a very masterful demeanor.

"But you know, I'm very tight-lipped. I swear on my chicken roll. Dad, tell me, I won't tell anyone." Bai Bufan's heart was really itchy now, and his whole body was itchy.

"The Buddha said: It can't be said." Lin Li smiled and shook his head, "Bufan, you'd better go to class honestly."

Lin Li adjusted his posture and prepared to go to sleep. He didn't forget his original intention.

Bai Bufan was so angry that his teeth itched.

Soon.

Bai Bufan suddenly turned his head again.

Xiling Town is not a big place.

The speed of information circulation here should be quite fast, but this week, he really didn't hear about any major cases.

And assisting in solving a case, what can't be said? How glorious and awesome, but I can't even tell myself.

The bond between me and Lin Li can be described like this: two people are sitting on the sofa watching TV. If one person can't find the remote control, he will never ask the other person if the remote control is under his butt.

What on earth can't be told to me?

- Unless Zhou Baowei told him about the anti-pornography case.

"Lin Li, you didn't help to crack down on the massage parlor that Baowei mentioned, did you?" Bai Bufan asked.

Lin Li closed his eyes.

"I know you didn't sleep."

Lin Li opened his eyes and immediately rolled his eyes, speechless: "How is it possible? Don't bother me, I'm going to sleep."

"Oh." Bai Bufan nodded, it seems that he was overthinking.

A minute later.

Bai Bufan turned his head again.

He recalled Lin Li's reaction when Zhou Baowei talked about this not long ago. It

always felt wrong.

So he said faintly:

"Lin Li, can you swear on your chicken roll again?"

(End of this chapter)