Chapter 300 The moonlight is so beautiful tonight, and the wind is so gentle

. Several police cars are driving in the night.

Although he received a robbery case, Yan Aosong has no professional ethics and drove slowly all the way, not in a hurry at all.

In order not to disturb people late at night, he did not turn on the siren even though he was out on a case.

And he strictly abides by traffic rules. Even if it is midnight, as long as the road ahead shows a red light, he will strictly stop at red lights and go at green lights, even if it is empty.

I dare not imagine how many poor people will suffer unwarranted hardships because of this perfunctory attitude if Yan Aosong always uses this attitude to deal with those cases involving human lives.

If Lin Li saw this scene, he would definitely sigh. This is also a bad demon-suppressing envoy corrupted by evil forces.

Finally, the leisurely Yan Aosong arrived at the destination, got off the car and walked to the entrance of the alley the victim told him, picked up the flashlight and shone it inside, and asked perfunctorily: "Oi, is anyone there?" "

Someone! Someone! Sorry police! We know we are wrong! Turn ourselves in! We will never rob again! Catch us, come and catch us!"

Hearing Yan Aosong's voice, the five people immediately rushed out from the darkness of the alley.

The pupils of the five people were dilated, their expressions were miserable, and some were even crying.

It seemed that they had suffered a huge psychological shock, and there was half-dried unknown liquid all over their bodies. Seeing the appearance of Yan Aosong, it was as if they saw a savior. One by one, they rushed up and put their hands together, hoping that Yan Aosong would handcuff them away.

Yan Aosong sighed.

It was very classic.

It was no longer shocking. It was

their bad luck to meet Lin Li.

To be honest, he thought that Lin Li was not as perseverant as Yang Liang said, and thought that he was just looking for novelty for one day, but now, it was obvious that his "thought" was wrong.

And why? How did Lin Li do it, making these robbers look like they were being robbed or even raped every time?

Wait a minute.

Yan Aosong frowned slightly, and suddenly he found that the shape of the marks on the face of Huang Shan, the leader, was so strange.

So he leaned over and took a closer look.

Is this Yan Aosong:oo?

This is also Yan Aosong:oo!

Damn, it's amazing!

That guy really practiced it!

"Ah, alas. Alas! Hey..." Yan Aosong covered his forehead, sighed in despair, and then looked at the few people resignedly: "Why are there only five of you? Where is the person you robbed?"

"He's gone. By the way, sir, he asked us to give this to you. He said that after you see this, you will know his identity."

Huang Shan quickly came to Yan Aosong's eyes, took out something from his pocket with his handcuffed hands, and handed it to Yan Aosong.

When Yan Aosong's colleagues saw it, they couldn't help but turn their heads to hold back their laughter.

Because, it was a pack of black silk, but at least it was brand new, the plastic packaging was still there, it wasn't used.

Yan Aosong: "..."

This can prove the identity of the Black Silk Man.

But you fucking.

Lin Li.

You originally used WeChat to contact yourself and call the police, why are you doing this with the medicine bar?

Yan Aosong took out his mobile phone directly.

"Yan Aosong: Don't give me that, come back to me to take a statement!! Dongda does not allow anonymous heroes to appear!"

"Lin Li: Oh, brother, I'm in the bush opposite you, coming."

Yan Aosong: "..."

He suddenly understood a sentence, the murderer will always return to the crime scene to admire his masterpiece.

Yan Aosong looked across, and sure enough, Lin Li was jogging all the way.

He seemed to be running too fast, and a stick fell out of his sweatshirt with a "clang".

Colorful, at this moment, like a KTV light ball, it rotated and shot colorful lights in all directions, which was very eye-catching at night.

Yan Aosong: "..."

People's joys and sorrows are not the same. Except for Yan Aosong, the other demon-suppressing envoys tilted their heads and began to hold back their laughter, while Yan Aosong and the five robbers seemed to recall the fear of being dominated in their memories and could not laugh at all.

Taking a deep breath, Yan Aosong looked up.

He looked up at the sky at a 45-degree angle, just to prevent his tears from flowing.

"Uncle Yan, I'm coming."

Lin Li quickly picked up the holy sword and stuffed it back into his arms, and ran over with a much smaller step.

Yan Aosong closed his eyes, pinched his eyebrows with his fingers, and did not respond immediately.

When several criminals had been detained and put in the car, he seemed to relax, swallowed a mouthful of saliva, and stared at Lin Li solemnly:

"Lin Li, the reason why you didn't come here yesterday was not because the thing you bought had not arrived yet, right?"

Fortunately, I didn't bring my female colleague out today. If I did, my face would be completely embarrassed.

"There is a part of this factor." Lin Li nodded.

If it weren't for the arrival of the new weapons tonight and some anxious to try them out, Lin Li might not come here.

Yan Aosong covered his face and remained silent for a few seconds, then began to hit his forehead with his palm.

His head hurts, could it be a brain tumor?

"Throw this thing away, quickly, and continue to use your telescopic stick in the future, just use less force, just think of it as uncle begging you." When Yan Aosong spoke again, his tone was slightly pleading.

Regret, very regretful.

Why did he and Lin Li learn this little knowledge about defense on Saturday night?

Yan Aosong really wanted to travel back to that time, slap himself at that time, cover his face with the black silk in his hand, and secretly slap Lin Li at that time twice, no, three times.

"Uncle Yan, even if you are in a high position, you can't arbitrarily control the property of us ordinary people, right?" Facing the unreasonable request of the demon suppressor, Lin Li said weakly, trying to defend his rights.

"Is that so," Yan Aosong smiled, "Lin Li."

"Hmm?"

"I'm officially notifying you now, Lin Li, after verification, your presence in public display and use of star toys has been suspected of serious violation of public order and good customs. Come with us."

"According to the Xiling Public Security Administration Punishment Law, the punishment you may face next includes warnings, fines, or even detention. We may contact your parents at that time."

Yan Aosong sneered.

I really can't let Lin Li continue to use this thing. Yan Aosong apologized to the five robbers for having the idea that "Lin Li was just joking and would not really do this, and Yang Liang was also scaring himself."

It was me who harmed them.

Normal people would not do that.

But this premise is a bit too harsh for Lin Li. It's fine if the requirement is normal, but it actually requires a human.

Lin Li: "..."

Buhao, playing dirty tricks.

"Uncle, is this considered an abuse of power? Haha——" Lin Li clenched his fist against his nose, wanting to keep a serious face, but he laughed first.

"Justice is in the hearts of the people. If you have any objections, you can report it to the higher-ups. Everyone will understand me."

Yan Aosong sneered, shook his head, and pointed to the law enforcement recorder on his chest.

"Okay." Lin Li nodded resignedly, but then said: "But it's a pity to lose it. I bought it for about 200 yuan, and it's just bought. Uncle, why don't you ask if anyone here needs it?"

Lin Li drew out the holy sword and looked at the other demon-suppressing envoys present.

Everyone turned their heads tacitly, their faces completely distorted because of trying not to laugh.

Send it to everyone here, man, who needs this thing?

And even if you need it, do you dare to say you need it in public?

"No one wants it! Throw it away!" Yan Aosong pulled out the holy sword and knocked Lin Li's arm, urging him.

Not to mention, this thing hurts when it hits people.

"Okay." Lin Li nodded, walked to the nearest roadside trash can, and threw it in.

There is no nostalgia.

Just throw it away.

Lin Li has always been an experience-oriented person, and wants to experience many things.

He really bought this just to experience what it feels like to hit someone with it. After the experience, he is not so enthusiastic.

To put it bluntly, Lin Li is also a creature who cares about face. If there were no surveillance and few people here, Lin Li would not really use it as a weapon.

In addition, the length is too long, about 40 centimeters, and the current "Qiankun Ring" cannot accommodate it, so it can only be taken away.

On the way here by car, Lin Li was also very vigilant, fearing that it would fall out of his arms and cause social death.

So it's better to throw it away.

Seeing that Lin Li really lost it, Yan Aosong breathed a sigh of relief.

This child can listen to it, and there is still hope.

"Let's go, go back and take notes."

...

[Keep up the good work... Punish the evil cultivators who attempted to commit crimes, at least eight cases (3/8)]

The crime process this time was not as complete as the previous two times, because the five people were dealt with by Lin Li before they even left the alley, but fortunately the task was completed.

It seems that the next few times can be streamlined.

Because the weapons were forcibly surrendered, and it was late, Lin Li did not continue fishing, and took a taxi home directly from the gate of the Demon Suppression Division.

Home. I

was out for more than an hour, and the things on the list were still a long way from being completed, so there was no need to go to the Xiuxian World tonight.

Opening the phone, the previous post has received a reply.

"Feng Yu%: OP, please recommend a book that you think is the best to rush for recently!"

"You reply Feng Yu%: Xi'an University of Finance and Economics, the admission score has been very low in recent years, it is considered the best to rush for, there are still 8 months, if you have a chance, good luck in the college entrance examination!"

"Feng Yu%:?"

"Feng Yu%: I hate the OP, bad people will have a life of unrest."

I didn't expect this person to be online.

For the sake of wish power, Lin Li smiled and gave a six-digit number______, and the other party immediately changed his mind.

It was not early, and after replying to all the comments, Lin Li went to bed.

...

Old Friend Street.

Late at night.

The old man dragged a woven bag, and the plastic bottles and cans inside made a ding-dong sound.

He moved towards the next trash can.

Tonight's harvest is not bad, and it is estimated that it can sell for less than 20 yuan.

It is already very good, after all, it is the off-season now.

There will be Christmas Eve and Christmas next month, and I should be able to make a lot more money then.

I hope there are more bottles in this trash can. With this thought, the old man opened the lid of the trash can.

Wow, gold... red, orange, yellow, green, blue, purple legend!

The light inside was too dazzling, and the old man subconsciously blocked his eyes. After a long time, he recovered and slowly put down his hand.

When he saw the dazzling holy sword in the garbage dump clearly——

the old man: "?"

What the hell?

Picking up the "beep——" that had fought side by side with Lin Li, the old man turned his head in surprise and looked at the block.

Oh my god, young people nowadays are playing so big? Who is it?

...

"You have an exam tomorrow, and your exam room list has been posted here. Remember to check it out after class."

On Tuesday night, Xue Jian walked into the classroom at the end of the first evening self-study class, posted the exam room list on the class notice board, and then said to the class in self-study.

"Then Yuying, our class's seating chart as the exam room has been posted outside the door, and we need to post a note on the upper left corner of the table.

After school, organize the students on duty to do it."

Xue Jian walked to Chen Yuying, handed her a stack of small notes and two sticks of glue, and said.

"Okay." Chen Yuying nodded.

"The midterm exam is a major exam. Nothing can be left in the drawer or on the desk. Everyone, remember to clean up.

Also, let me emphasize the discipline of the exam room. The school emphasizes that character is more important than grades. If cheating is discovered, no teacher will give you a chance. You will be given zero points and criticized immediately. Think carefully about the consequences..."

After the daily instructions, Xue Jian left.

When the bell rang, a group of people swarmed to the notice board to check the exam room.

"Don't rush, don't push, don't rush!" Lin Li shouted.

"Fuck you, Lin Li, you're the only one pushing! The dog is crying and catching the dog, right?"

Wang Ze, who was originally the closest and had the advantage of being close to the water, was now pushed against the wall and squeezed into a crowd. He cursed with his face against the wall, "And are you picking my ass!"

"Do you think I'm you? How is that possible?"

Wang Ze's ass was a little harder than Bai Bufan's.

The exam room for the midterm exam was completely random, not based on grades. This time, Lin Li's exam room was in Class 5, right next door.

Walking out of the crowd, he happened to meet the eyes of Chen Yuying who was still sitting in her seat. Lin Li raised his

chin towards her and said, "Class monitor, you are in our Class 4." "Okay." Chen Yuying smiled and nodded.

"What about me?" Ding Sihan raised his eyes and asked.

"Class 16."

"What about me?" Qu Wanqiu also looked over.

"Class Nine."

"Oh——" Ding Sihan deliberately prolonged his tone and said teasingly, "Lin Li, you really impressed me. I thought you only saw Yingbao, but I didn't expect that you still had me and Wanqiu in your heart~~"

Lin Li smiled and nodded when he heard it.

"Wait, Lin Li, you saw it, right?" This is very un-Lin Li, Ding Sihan felt wrong.

"It's too early for you two to be impressed. I just signed you up casually."

Ding Sihan, Qu Wanqiu: "..."

Two contemptuous eyes attacked, and the damage was zero.

"Is this favoritism?" Qu Wanqiu sighed.

"What do you know? This is flattery," Lin Li sneered, walked in front of Chen Yuying, and said sneakily: "Class monitor, since I showed you the seat, I can move the table directly to the corridor after school." Under

normal circumstances, Lin Li's seat by the window in the back row is the most inconvenient to move outside.

During the monthly exam, there was no need to clean up, so not many people wanted to move out.

This time it may not be the case.

"Sure, but you have to help adjust the position after school." Chen Yuying shook the glue in her hand.

"No problem." Lin Li agreed.

"Lin Li, don't do the dirty deal first, help me move the books to the back." Ding Sihan patted the stack of textbooks on the table that would not be used in the next self-study class, and ordered Lin Li without any courtesy.

"OK." Lin Li was willing to help and took the textbooks directly.

"You are quite human." Ding Sihan nodded.

One minute later.

Fang Yiling, who had just finished looking at the examination room, returned to her seat.

Seeing the stack of textbooks that suddenly appeared on the table, she opened it and looked at the name, and poked the table in front of her: "Sihan, why did you put your book in my seat?"

Ding Sihan: "?" I

don't understand.

Lin Li really couldn't figure it out.

It is said that a girl chasing a boy is easy to get, but why was Ding Sihan chasing him during the break, with a sharp compass?

Will she chase someone?

...

After the evening self-study, Lin Li moved his desk and chair outside neatly, then returned to the classroom and began to set up the examination room.

"Lin Li, there is no room in the back, can these books be placed on your desk first?" Chen Yuying, who had just cleared her seat, took a pile of textbooks to the back row and looked around, then turned back to ask Lin Li.

"Sure, you can just put it on my desk, the one closest to the back door." Lin Li, who was sticking name tags on the upper left corner of the desk with glue, looked up and agreed.

"Okay."

"Ah Ding! Ah Ju!" Lin Li then looked at Ding Sihan and Qu Wanqiu, who also stayed to help, and shouted loudly, with some surprise in his voice.

"What for?" The two looked at Lin Li warily.

"I found something magical!" Lin Li's pupils trembled.

"Say it." Ding Sihan first sneered disdainfully, then used his little finger to touch his ear.

"I found that glue has magnetic force! Look, it can absorb iron paper clips!" Lin Li showed the glue in his hand and the paper clips on it, and said excitedly.

Ding Sihan, Qu Wanqiu: "..."

Although Lin Li is not Bai Bufan, his mouth is indeed like Bai Bufan, and he can't spit out ivory.

Ding Sihan: "Lin Li, what is stuck between your two ears?"

Qu Wanqiu: "Lin Li, did you have a fever when you were a child, a very serious one?"

"It's white and magnetic. I have decided that this new property I discovered will be called the white magnetic phenomenon!"

The road to success will always encounter slander, but Lin Li doesn't care. He ignores the slander of the two people and continues to study excitedly.

It's rare that Ding Sihan and Qu Wanqiu both recognize Lin Li this time, and praise Lin Li as the originator of white magnetic, super white magnetic.

Lin Li thinks this is his personal charm.

Finally, including the students on duty this week, after a dozen people were busy for a few minutes, the classroom was completely decorated.

Everyone left the classroom, and Chen Yuying, who came out last, locked the classroom door.

"Let's go, go downstairs." She looked at the three people waiting for her and said with a smile.

"You guys go back, I'm going to the bathroom." Lin Li felt like peeing, so he pointed to the end of the corridor.

"We have to go too." Ding Sihan and Qu Wanqiu shrugged.

"Stupid, you two are not allowed to go." Lin Li said disdainfully, muttering in a low voice: "You don't have your own things, and you even have to steal your pee, Koreans..."

"Psycho!" The two laughed and scolded.

"Let's go."

Chen Yuying smiled and persuaded her two roommates who were suspected of having violent tendencies.

...

"Pee is the tears of the bladder, and farts are the sighs of the large intestine."

The literary youth Lin Li washed his hands and walked out of the bathroom.

Chen Yuying, who did not go into the bathroom, stood outside alone.

The early autumn evening breeze rolled in from the third-floor window with the fragrance of osmanthus, slightly lifting her hair, her right shoulder against the cold tiles of the corridor, and her eyes passed through the glass polished by the moonlight.

At this time, the teaching building was very quiet, except for the occasional sounds of playfulness, which added a sense of tranquility.

Tsk, it looks good.

So cute.

Looking at Chen Yuying who was in a daze, Lin Li smiled, had an idea, walked up to her and spread his hands in front of her.

Lin Li's footsteps were very quiet, so Chen Yuying didn't react until he got closer. She came to her senses and looked at the palm that suddenly appeared in front of her. It was wet and had a jasmine smell of hand sanitizer.

"Hmm?"

Confused, Chen Yuying tilted her head to look at Lin Li, and spoke in doubt, with an unconscious softness at the end.

But Lin Li didn't say anything, just smiled, and gently shook his open right hand, and extended it half an inch forward.

Then it became clearer, and it was pale blue in the moonlight.

"What's the matter?" Seeing that Lin Li didn't speak, she asked in a gentle voice.

"Hmm!" Lin Li raised his eyebrows, looked at his palm, then looked at Chen Yuying and made an onomatopoeia, hooked his fingers, and made a gesture of "give it to me".

"Be more self-conscious."

There was a fool who didn't understand, so Lin Li had to speak.

Chen Yuying looked at the palm with clear lines in front of her, pursed her lips, and then she felt suddenly understood, so she raised her chin slightly and moved closer.

When the soft touch fell on his palm, Lin Li's fingers trembled almost imperceptibly - Chen Yuying's small chin was resting on his hand obediently, her eyelashes cast a shadow, and as she blinked, the shadow seemed to sweep his pulse.

Her eyelashes blinked quickly, so his pulse beat quickly.

Chen Yuying tilted her head slightly, so her cheek and palm shrank into an acute angle, and looked at Lin Li, confirming: "Like this?"

Lin Li saw a small halo on the tip of her nose, her Adam's apple rolled gently, and her knuckles moved faster than her thoughts.

Finally, the distance between the fingerprint and the cheek was shortened to zero, first rubbing across her light pink cheek, and then slightly applying force, the dimple created by Lin Li appeared.

Wuhu.

Chen Yuying still just kept moving, with doubts written in her clear almond eyes, her eyebrows frowned into a cute shape, tilting her head, looking straight at Lin Li.

When the sound of the faucet turning on and the conversation between Ding Sihan and Qu Wanqiu came from the women's restroom behind her, the sticky silence was broken.

Chen Yuying's eyes were subconsciously a little flustered, and she didn't know whether she should pull her face back, so she chose to glare at Lin Li.

Lin Li pinched it again, and then slowly withdrew his hand. She

pursed her lips, and finally, perhaps because a smile could not express his emotions, Lin Li chuckled.

Then the more she laughed, the funnier it became, and the louder her laughter became.

"What are you doing?" Chen Yuying asked in confusion, and puffed her lips slightly in dissatisfaction with Lin Li, the riddle man, "Speak~"

"Squad leader, you were just in a daze, right?" Lin Li finally decided to speak human language, and asked with a smile in his words.

"Yes, what's the matter."

"Then you must send me a copy, so I asked you for it." Lin Li explained.

Chen Yuying: "?"

Eh?

Is it like this?

But it seems that Lin Li can do it.

"Ah..."

Chen Yuying seemed to have just realized what she had just done. She moaned and turned her eyes away, looking at the porcelain white tiles.

The moonlight gradually turned red.

"Thank you, class monitor. You just made me stupid a hundred times stupider than I thought. Too stupid." Lin Li put his hands together and bent over to Chen Yuying at 90 degrees. He couldn't hide his strong smile at all.

"You are stupid!"

Chen Yuying put her hands into the jacket of her autumn school uniform, and then covered her cheeks with the school uniform. Her voice was slightly embarrassed and angry, and she raised her legs to kick.

Lin Li didn't dodge, and she didn't kick.

"Can you do it again?" Lin Li stood up and stretched out his hand again.

But the palm was no longer greeted by a soft chin, but a slap that was not considered strong.

"No!"

"Okay, okay, let's go!"

Hearing the footsteps and shouts of Ding Sihan behind him, Lin Li turned around, then walked over and spread his palms in front of Ding Sihan, who was confused.

These two redundant people, let me use their last value!

Seeing this scene, Chen Yuying moved her hand covering her cheek to her eyes, embarrassed and amused.

"What?" Ding Sihan looked at Lin Li with a look of incompetence.

"Hmm!" Lin Li repeated what he had just said.

"Are you sick?"

"Hmm!"

"Speak!"

"Be more self-aware."

Looking at the palm in front of her, Ding Sihan thought for a second and made a sound of clearing phlegm.

Lin Li: "?"

Then his palm quickly circled Ding Sihan's head for half a circle, and then hit her on the head.

"Hiss——"

It was a little heavy.

After realizing this, Lin Li turned around and chose to run away.

Ding Sihan: "?"

"Lin Li! You are really sick, right? Stop right there!"

"Here they come again, these two," Qu Wanqiu shook her head and walked to Chen Yuying, and then suddenly became a little surprised, "Yingbao, why is your face so red?"

"No, it's okay."

The shadow of the tree swayed and climbed over the girl's snow-white neck, dyeing those throbbing emotions into a gentle white.

...

"Knock knock knock, knock knock knock!"

There was a violent knock on the dormitory door.

"Who is it? Can you just talk?" Zhou Baowei opened the door and saw the person clearly. He was stunned for a moment: "Hey Lin Li, why are you at the door? Haven't you gone home yet? Why are you in the dormitory? My bed is mine!"

The next second, Zhou Baowei, who was stressed, ran back vigilantly, jumped onto the bed, and hugged the quilt.

There was a strong tremor in the dormitory building.

"Where is Bufan? Where are the others?" Lin Li was not so bored and pointed directly at the real target.

"Who called me? Why did I hear Lin Li's voice? Damn, why are you really here?" Bai Bufan, who was brushing his teeth, opened the balcony door. He was puzzled at first, and then asked more curiously:

"Did something good happen? Lin Li, why are you grinning so happily?"

Lin Li said nothing, trotted forward, and pinched his butt in Bai Bufan's puzzled eyes.

Bai Bufan: “?”

“Tsk, rubbish, what a rag, not even a dog would pinch it.”

Feeling the inferior touch, Lin Li sneered with extreme disdain, raised his leg and kicked Bai Bufan’s butt again, then turned around and left the dormitory quickly without saying anything.

Bai Bufan: “???”

Bai Bufan, who had been staying on the balcony for more than ten seconds, chased to the door belatedly.

The door of the dormitory next door was also opened, and Wang Ze, who was only wearing a pair of shorts, also stood at the door with a puzzled look on his face, covering his butt, and looking at the stairs where the footsteps gradually faded away.

Wang Ze turned around, and the two looked at each other, seemingly realizing that the other had the same experience as themselves.

So they spoke at the same time:

“This bitch ran from the teaching building to the dormitory building just to pinch your and my butts? And then go home?”

“Not a buddy?”

“Is Lin Li sick!?”

(End of this chapter)