Chapter 338 Such sharp questions, tonic asks!!

Nanny is a profession that relies heavily on subjective initiative.

Whether a nanny is good or not depends entirely on personal professional accomplishment.

Some kind and good nannies are conscientious and well-educated, and can make the male owner feel comfortable as soon as they open their mouths. They can even replace the female and male owners in the family to give birth to children. This is GirlsHelpGirls, female power.

And the evil bad nanny with a vicious heart will do what Lin Li said, secretly exchanging children with the owner's family.

Bai Bufan laughed angrily when he heard this.

"Lin Li, isn't this setting too beastly?"

Compared to having nothing at the beginning, what is more unacceptable is that the desired thing should be within reach, but it is taken away by others.

Damn, he suddenly fell from the eldest son of a chaebol to a nanny's son, and according to the experience of film and television dramas, the nanny will be very bad to himself. Wow, this is still a living market, strangle yourself with the umbilical cord in the amniotic fluid.

"It's okay, you'll suffer for 39 episodes, and you'll be happy when you're 40." Lin Li comforted, "That's good. In the past, you had to suffer for 51 episodes."

In the past, the standard for TV series was basically 52 episodes, but now the domestic regulations stipulate that it cannot exceed 40 episodes.

"I'd rather be a villain and enjoy those 39 episodes first!" Bai Bufan raised his middle finger and cursed with a smile.

"Fuck."

"Why can't my WeChat wallet have a relationship with Alipay and then make a lot of money?"

Bai Bufan opened his phone and checked the balance, and his voice was full of emotion.

For a few minutes of footage, Bai Bufan casually spent 4,000 yuan. Bai Bufan felt that only those working brothers and sisters in society could afford such a thing.

"Is it possible that you, the owner, have never had sex, so they won't for the time being?" Lin Li commented after hearing this.

Bai Bufan: "(；☉_☉)?"

"Lin Li! I'm already like this! Why are you still attacking me TAT!" Bai Bufan couldn't help but drop his pearls.

"Oh, you're just kidding," Lin Li stepped forward to comfort her, "It's a good thing that they didn't have sex and gave you money."

"I heard that if they really had sex, you might be sued by Qiang Jian, and then you would not only have to repay all the children born before, but also pay extra money, otherwise you would have to go to jail."

Bai Bufan couldn't hold it in again - this time he was happy:

"Fuck, fuck, what electronic version of the world of great harmony, Lin Li, that's a bit unfair."

"Then I'll be fair now."

After Lin Li finished speaking, he looked at Chen Yuying, and his voice became a little louder:

"Squad leader, I think you should pay for the cost of my confession, a total of 4702.65. The reason there is a decimal point is because I paid this money last week. According to the central bank's interest rate, there should be this much interest in a week.

WeChat or Alipay, if you don't issue an invoice, I can give you a discount of five dollars."

Bai Bufan gave a thumbs up when he heard this. He was asking for money so lowly? Then this statement was indeed very biased towards Ji Shuai and very fair.

Ding Sihan: "Yingbao, how about breaking up?"

Qu Wanqiu: "+1, this kind of man is really worth it, he even tried to evade taxes."

Lin Li sighed.

No wonder they say to beware of fire, theft and best friends, how can these two be good? They have only been together for less than half an hour, and they are already persuading them to break up.

A stumbling block on the road of love, Chishi!

But the words below can't affect the girl above. Chen Yuying just smiled lightly when she heard it, looked back at Lin Li, and nodded: "Okay, I'll transfer it to you later."

"Then I'll wait."

"By the way, squad leader, you can transfer me one cent less, so that no matter what happens in the future, even if we quarrel one day, we can't say that we have nothing to do with each other." Lin Li thought about it and added.

"I know~"

The expressions of Bai, Ding, and Qu, who were fed with dog food, were complicated, as if they saw Xue Jian in a black silk bunny girl costume dancing the seaweed dance in front of them.

Bai Bufan really wanted to shoot these two people, and then bury one in the South Pole and the other in the North Pole.

Ding Sihan and Qu Wanqiu really wanted to shoot Lin Li to death, and then bury him half in the South Pole and half in the North Pole.

"If one day I fall in love with your wife~ If your wife also--" Bai Bufan suddenly hummed a song in a low voice.

Lin Li suddenly strangled Bai Bufan's neck in a low voice.

"Hey hey hey, what are you doing? I just heard a host singing on the way here, and I was brainwashed and sang along with the trend!!"

"You better be."

"Yuying, when did you go blind?" After swallowing the bitter dog food, Ding Sihan continued to eat melons.

"During the autumn outing." Chen Yuying pursed her lips. Although she was very shy, she chose to answer directly.

"Wait a minute, wait a minute!" But Lin Li was anxious, "Baby, you have to deny the description of "blind" first, and then say "Ding Sihan! If you say this again, we can't be friends anymore", and finally "during the autumn outing"! "

"You were deceived so early," Ding Sihan was too lazy to pay attention, shook his head, and then looked at Lin Li: "Lin Li, what about you? When did you start wanting to eat swan meat?"

Lin Li felt that Bai Bufan was the only one with double standards, except for himself.

"Well, I've always had a good impression of him. I always have a good impression of good-looking people... As for when I developed this feeling of liking him, I really can't give a specific time. It might have been the autumn outing, or even earlier? Anyway

, it was subtle. But I made up my mind after the National Day." But Lin Li still answered.

It was Bai Bufan's words at that time that made Lin Li start thinking about this aspect.

"Are there any more details? Don't just ask one by one. Can you start from the beginning?" Ding Sihan felt that it was not enough.

As a geek, he didn't dare to ask before because he was afraid that the two would feel embarrassed. Now that he has been exposed, he can't help but be curious.

"Okay, then I'll start from the beginning of the story," Lin Li nodded, "It was an afternoon eighteen years ago. I heard a cry in Nansang People's Hospital. Hoho, the devil child was born..."

"Wait, what kind of fucking start from the beginning are you talking about? Why don't you start from Pangu..." Ding Sihan was interrupted by Chen Yuying with a smile and a wave of her hand before she finished speaking.

Unfortunately, it was too late.

As expected -

"Okay, a long, long time ago, the sky and the earth had not yet separated, and the universe was in chaos. There was a giant named Pangu who slept in this chaotic universe for 18,000 years..." Lin Li followed suit.

The other four were silent at first, and then laughed again.

Lin Li is too much.

The five people walked slowly towards Pinglu Street.

Although Ding, Bai, and Qu still had a lot of stalls to visit, they were not very interested in it. They bought some food and drinks and continued to chat around the two while walking.

…

“How is it?”

By the river, under the shade of the trees, Qu Wanqiu and Bai Bufan were using their cell phone flashlights to fill in the light, and Ding Sihan showed the photos he had taken to the young couple in front of him.

When Lin Li just passed the photo-taking spot in the afternoon, he took the initiative to ask to come over and take more photos.

After all, it hadn’t been exposed during the day, and he had to remain restrained. It was meaningless to just stand there

and make a “V” sign. “Not bad, it would be even better if you could take me in the photo next time.” Lin Li gave a thumbs up and expressed his praise.

Ding Sihan was learning more and more about his essence, and this life was over.

“So we’re almost back then?”

Lin Li and Chen Yuying had been walking alone for nearly two hours in the evening, and it was already past nine o’clock in the evening.

Compared to the time it took the three of them to go home from the pet park last week, it was indeed not too late now, and they could even go to see a movie, but Bai Bufan and Qu Wanqiu had to go back to school, and there was a curfew.

“Sure, we’re really tired after walking all day.” Qu Wanqiu nodded.

“How are you going back?” Lin Li rubbed Chen Yuying’s head and asked.

"The family car is here to pick me up." Chen Yuying looked up.

"Forget it," Lin Li smiled and waved his hand, "Then I won't take you home."

Although the bicycle was still at school, it didn't matter. It's

not like he had walked home from school before, and walking from home to school would just make up for it.

So if Chen Yuying was going to take a taxi back, Lin Li would definitely go with her.

But if it was the family car, forget it. Whether it was Chen Zhongping or the driver, sending her back was tantamount to being in the face and driving a big gun.

"I'll find a chance for you to send her next time." Chen Yuying also knew the pros and cons, so she smiled and nodded.

The five people walked towards the entrance of Pinglu Street.

"Lin Li, where is my Xuanmai, is there any left?"

Bai Bufan threw the empty bag of fried chicken nuggets into the trash can on the side of the road, and asked Lin Li while catching up with the team.

After eating and drinking enough, I just want to chew and chew, and sing a song "Orchid Grass" by the way.

"I almost forgot."

Lin Li took out the Xuanmai that Bai Bufan had put with him, and then stepped forward to pat Chen Yuying's shoulder:

"Baby, during the midterm exam, I picked up the chewing gum you chewed and soaked it in water for ten days. Now it has no taste. Can you chew it again?"

Chen Yuying's outstretched hand was suspended in the air.

She sighed helplessly.

Lin Li's hand took the initiative to move forward and scratched her palm.

"Can you chew it more, Lin Li." Ding Sihan scolded with a smile.

"Sure, Dingzi, sure." Lin Li must meet such a request when he heard it, and nodded:

"The snails that the squad leader chewed back then, I now keep them at home as headphones. I wear them when I sleep, as if the squad leader is telling me that he loves me in my ear."

Ding Sihan: "..."

She chose to give a thumbs up.

Approval, respect.

"Damn it, Chen Tianming has to offer you a cigarette when he comes," Bai Bufan said with a smile, and then he was a little curious, "But I don't know if he succeeded. Damn, my third buddy won't be single in one day, will he still be alive?"

"I hope he succeeds." Lin Li said with a smile.

Arrived at the "I miss you in Pinglu" sign.

The Chen family often drives a few cars, and Lin Li saw it at a glance.

In the driving seat, it was the driver, not Chen Zhongdeng himself.

"Then I'll get in the car first." Chen Yuying also noticed her family's car. She turned around and said, holding a bouquet of flowers.

"Okay," Lin Li nodded, and then opened his arms: "Hug?"

The girl answered with action.

The moment Chen Yuying turned around, the driver in the car suddenly lowered his head and began to study the car logo on his steering wheel. He didn't even look at the rearview mirrors inside and outside.

The car logo is good, it looks good.

"Has our car been called?" Lin Li, who had just stepped forward to help Chen Yuying put the dolls and other things into the car and now returned to the three people, asked.

"I called, it will be there in three minutes." Ding Sihan replied.

"Okay, Dingzi, you can calculate how much you spent later and send it to the group to collect the payment."

"Okay."

Lin Li and Chen Yuying are undoubtedly much richer than the other three in the five-person group, but when they go out to play, such small expenses are normal.

It helps to build more harmonious friendships.

If you pay for everything yourself, Ding Sihan and Qu Wanqiu will feel embarrassed, and Bai Bufan will be arrogant, which is not appropriate.

"Wait a minute! What kind of group is this "One Person and Three Dogs"! "Ding Sihan suddenly gritted his teeth.

"One", "person", Lin Li first pointed at himself and then pointed at the direction where Chen Yuying's car drove away, and then drew a circle towards the remaining three people: "Three dogs, is there a problem?"

"No problem." Bai Bufan nodded.

Anyway, his status is high.

- According to the theory of relativity, if others have a low status, your status will be high.

Ding Sihan and Qu Wanqiu's smiles seemed to be gritting their teeth.

They both knew why they had become Bai Bufan in Lin Li's eyes - unlike Bai Bufan's purebred, they were single dogs. It

's too abominable that any friend in the WeChat group can change the group name, giving Lin Li, a nobody, the opportunity to be arrogant.

"Damn it," Ding Sihan said resentfully while changing the group name back: "Damn it, damn it! I'm obviously a beautiful girl, why don't any handsome guys chase me. "

"Dingzi, Binbin will be very angry if he hears you talk like this. "Lin Li frowned.

"What does it have to do with the Chinese teacher?" Ding Sihan also frowned.

Binbin pointed to Li Binbin, the Chinese teacher of Class 4.

"You pronounced it wrong," Lin Li explained gently: "It's obviously the third tone, why did you pronounce it as the fourth tone?

I, the top student in the grade, have to teach you. Come, read it with me again, beautiful girl, not beautiful girl." "

If Lin Li doesn't bark, he must be making trouble. "

Damn it," Bai Bufan exclaimed, "It turns out that beautiful girl means ugly girl after all this time."

Ding Sihan laughed, and laughed heartily and indifferently.

Lin Li stuck out his butt.

"Lin Li, you are looking for death!!!"

Lin Li patted the dust on his pants. He was kicked for popularizing scientific knowledge. Maybe this is the helplessness of the fire transmitter.

Seeing that someone was beautifully invisible and laughing in the dark, Lin Li decided to treat everyone equally: "Chirp, what are you laughing at, you are also a beautiful girl."

"You must be looking for a kick, right? Die! "

OK, now the shoe prints are symmetrical.

"Hey, Lin Li, can't you two even change your love avatars?"

The online car-hailing service arrived, and the four people got on the car one after another. Looking back, they saw the turtle in Ding Sihan's hand. Bai Bufan suddenly thought of it and asked.

Whether it is QQ or WeChat, there are class groups, and both of them are in it. It is still quite obvious to change to love avatars and scan the group members.

"I don't care, let's see what she thinks then."

Lin Li didn't care much about this. Love avatars or girl avatars are all trivial matters.

The most important person is already his own, that's enough.

...

"In the future, you two won't play by yourselves and won't take us to play, right?"

Ding Sihan's home was the first to arrive. When getting off the car, Ding Zi suddenly spoke a little sourly.

One is the best friend among women, and the other is the best friend among men.

If she really doesn't play with herself, Ding Sihan will really feel sad.

"Don't worry too much," Lin Li put down his phone, smiled and looked up, "Your father and your mother are in love, don't they care about you? Ding Ding, Dad will always love you. "

"Tsk! "Silly dog, I'm going home, bye!"

"See you tomorrow."

In order to prevent Bai Bufan and Qu Wanqiu from feeling uncomfortable being alone, Lin Li accompanied them to the downstairs of the boys' dormitory after arriving at the Nansang school gate.

"Bye, bye."

Saying goodbye to Lin Li, Bai Bufan hummed a song and went upstairs:

"I came from the mountains~ Bringing orchid grass~ Chew chew chew chew chew~ Chew chew chew chew chew~"

He was not sad at all. Even if his brother had a girlfriend, he was still a brother.

Just relying on his compatibility with Lin Li, hehe, squad leader, you are the challenger!

The comer is not kind, but I am the comer!

At the door of the dormitory, Bai Bufan opened the door with the key.

The room was dark. It seemed that Chen Tianming had not come back yet and did not reply to the message. He was probably having a sweet time now.

These three bitches were so happy.

"Bufan..."

"Fuck!"

The lights were not on yet, and the sudden voice of Chen Tianming scared Bai Bufan.

"Why didn't you turn on the lights when you were inside! "Bai Bufan patted his chest.

"It doesn't matter whether the lights are on or not, haha, haha, Bufan, tell me, what is the purpose of living in this life?" Chen Tianming's voice, mixed with ethereal laughter, came faintly.

Bai Bufan: "?"

...

downstairs of the dormitory.

It is really laborious to coax a girl.

Wang Ze thought it would be nice if he was a programmer.

Because he heard that programmers generally master many object-oriented high-level languages.

So it seems that programmers should have good luck with women, and they must have a harem.

I envy programmers.

But although I am not a programmer and it is laborious to coax a girl, Wang Ze is completely enjoying it - whether it will be annoying in the future or not, anyway, I coaxed her again today, and both of them just felt sweet and interesting.

I am really cheap.

Walking into the dormitory building, Wang Ze smiled.

Next, it was the most enjoyable part of pretending to be cool.

At the staircase on the second floor of the dormitory, after adjusting his clothes and hairstyle in front of the mirror on the wall, Wang Ze walked into the second floor with a dignified manner. He

was not heading to his own dormitory, but to Bai Bufan and his friends next door.

Seeing that the dormitory door was ajar, Wang Ze smiled crookedly, and while pushing the door forward, he started with a curse:

"Bai Bufan, why didn't you fucking at night--"

Wang Ze's words stopped abruptly, and when the picture became clearer, his smile became completely stiff.

Only one desk lamp was on in the dormitory, so it was very dim.

In the dim light, Chen Tianming sat on a chair, his body curled up, his hands holding the back of his head, his forehead against the table, silent.

Bai Bufan was sitting next to Chen Tianming at this time, patting Chen Tianming's arm with one hand and stroking Chen Tianming's back with the other hand, speaking in human language:

"It's okay, Tianming, there is still a chance, Tianming, don't be sad..."

At least don't want to die when you are your high school roommate...

Die in college, and you can still help your roommate get into graduate school...

When the door of the room was pushed open by Wang Ze and the dog barked, Bai Bufan looked at the door.

Then, Wang Ze saw Bai Bufan's eyes wide open, and his expression was ferocious and terrifying under the dim light -

"Evil beast! You idiot! Who asked you to show up! Who instructed you to come!"

"Tonic! Go back quickly!"

"Go away! Wang Ze! Die! Die! Die!!"

Bai Bufan did not make a sound, but used his lips to convey similar messages passionately.

Wang Ze, who was lip-synced, did not feel the slightest bit dissatisfied, and nodded heavily, not even daring to breathe. He stretched out his hand to grab the door handle, tiptoed, and tried to close the door again without making any sound.

However, it was too late.

Chen Tianming slowly turned his head at this time, revealing his vicissitudes and decadent face. Under the darkness, his eyes seemed to be slightly shining, and I don’t know if he was shedding pearls.

"Wang Ze," Chen Tianming's voice did not have a crying tone, but it seemed a little hoarse and weak, "You... confessed tonight, how about it..."

Wang Ze: "..."

November night, very cool, but Wang Ze was sweating.

Damn you, Chen Tianming, you are asking such a sharp question at this time.

You can't say anything that is not conducive to unity!

"Uh..." Wang Ze also noticed that behind Chen Tianming, Bai Bufan's face and speech became more ferocious, his eyes kept turning left and right, and he reached out to touch the back of his head, and was speechless for a while.

At this moment, even if someone stabbed Wang Ze in the left and right chest, Wang Ze would not die immediately!

Because his heart was already in his throat!!

"I..."

"I..."

The sports student's brain was working rapidly at this moment, and the CPU was obviously overloaded and began to warn of red temperature.

Finally, Wang Ze's eyes lit up, lowered his head, and said in a complicated and lost voice:

"If I hadn't almost failed at that time, I would not have failed like this now..."

Chen Tianming: "(；☉_☉)?"

(End of this chapter)