Chapter 50

Turns out they didn't know the live stream had already started! I'm dying of laughter!

[Judging from his brother's expression, he's definitely guilty. He's doing it on purpose. lol.]

[The baby wanted to wear pretty cat ears for a photoshoot, but the whole thing turned out awful and was broadcast live hhhh]

[By the way, what should we name the baby? We can't really call her "Little Auntie," can we?]

The production team, always eager for drama, called out through the camera: "Teacher He, Rou Rou, the live stream has been going on for half an hour now."

Xu Yirou was startled and her expression turned into a meme.

What? It's been running for half an hour already?

Xu Yirou's mouth formed an "O" shape as she looked at the camera with an incredulous expression.

Then she's been completely exposed! The cub covered her head in embarrassment, sobbing, "Waaah, now the whole world knows she's got a poop-shaped hairstyle!"

That's so embarrassing.

The mother of the baby, who loves beauty, was on the verge of tears. He Nianzhu couldn't help but roll her eyes at the camera, thinking, "What a busybody."

The directors and other staff watching the live stream in the small room were trying to suppress their laughter.

He Nianzhu tried to change the subject: "Grandma, let's go eat."

"Eat, eat, eat! All you ever think about is eating! Humph!"

Xu Yirou was annoyed with her son for making her lose face. She tossed her head, her jelly-like face jiggling, making you want to pinch it.

He Nianzhu had just raised his hand but hadn't even touched the cub when the mother glared at him, so he gave up awkwardly: "Grandma, how about we greet the audience first? They're all watching us."

Xu Yirou changed her expression in a second with remarkable ease.

The chubby-cheeked baby ran up to the camera. The camera lowered its head, and under the high-definition lens, the baby, with its beautiful features, spoke in a sweet, childlike voice.

The little chubby hand waved: "Hello everyone, my name is Xu Yirou, my nickname is Rou Rou, and this is my second child, whose full name is He Nianzhu~"

"My second child is twenty years old this year. He's a boy. I'm four years old."

"Erbao, what are you standing there for? Come over and say hello to everyone!"

That was a long shot, now it's a close-up; the destructive power is on a completely different level.

Viewers in the live stream were completely stunned by Xu Yirou's adorable, angelic face, and the screen was flooded with comments.

【Oh my god, her name is Rou Rou (Meatball). Meatballs are my favorite food. Tell Auntie what color burlap sack you like?】

[You damned human traffickers! This is clearly my child! How did he end up with He Nianzhu? I order you to return my child immediately!]

[Hahaha, this sounds just like an elder introducing their own child!]

[Who understands my ridiculous sense of humor? She even went out of her way to explain the gender.]

Why is He Nianzhu the second treasure? Then who is the first treasure?

He Nianzhu strolled over with his hands in his pockets, glanced at the camera, and said casually, "Hello everyone, I'm He Nianzhu."

Thank you everyone for coming to see us. Have you all had breakfast yet?

Xu Yirou couldn't see the comments and didn't know how lively they were, but that didn't stop her from acting like a little teacher, nodding and swaying her head as she recited: "Everyone must remember to eat breakfast, eat more to grow tall and strong so you won't get sick easily."

He Nianzhu urged her to eat breakfast, saying that it would get cold if she delayed any longer: "Alright, Grandma, the people watching the show are all adults, don't worry about them."

Xu Yirou glanced at him disapprovingly, her hands behind her back: "Erbao, you don't understand. Adults are the ones who need to worry the most because they don't know how to take care of me and often don't eat or sleep on time."

Good heavens, even the little ones know about my hellish lifestyle.

[Office workers are constantly working overtime and staying up late, they simply don't have time to eat properly!]

After the mother and son finished breakfast, He Nianzhu lay lazily on the sofa. The warm sunlight slanted in through the French windows, shining on half of his body and coating him with a hazy, dreamy golden light.

He is still recovering from his injury, spending his days either lying down or sitting, being waited on hand and foot, living a carefree and leisurely life.

Xu Yirou huffed and puffed as she pushed her little stool over, pointing to her head: "Erbao, my cat ears are screaming for help."

He Nianzhu straightened up with a slight smile on her lips: "I'm coming to save it right now."

After much painful reflection, He Nianzhu learned from her previous mistake and her technique improved significantly. While watching the tutorial, she improvised and actually managed to style the cat ears hair perfectly.

No wonder cat transformation videos have recently gone viral on various platforms. The cat ear hairstyle is a perfect match for kittens; whoever gets the haircut becomes an adorable little kitten.

"Eek~ Eek~ Eek~"

Two fluffy white heads peeked out from behind the door, their innocent, round black eyes darting around, and each of them wore a conspicuous gold longevity lock around its long neck.

When it walks, it sways and makes a tinkling sound.

Wow! My brother's pet is an alpaca! I really didn't expect that; it doesn't suit his personality at all.

Is the longevity lock around my neck made of real gold? It's about the size of my fist; it must be very heavy to wear.

I'm drenched in sweat; the longevity lock my kid is wearing is smaller than an alpaca's.

Hearing the voice, Xu Yirou turned around, waved happily, and patted the seat next to her: "Meimei, come sit down."

After being pampered for a period of time, Meimei Yangyang is no longer the naive little alpaca she once was. When called by her little owner, she remains unhurried, holding her head high with pride and gracefully shuffling her little hooves.

Xu Yirou held one in each arm: "Meimei and Yangyang, do you want to play in the puddles? It's a lot of fun!"

Meimei shook her neck and stuck out her little tongue to lick the cub's face.

"Ouch, it tickles." Xu Yirou giggled and turned her neck to the side, and Yangyang's head also stretched out, the two little alpacas flanking her from both sides.

"Okay, okay, I know you all want to go." Xu Yirou rubbed her hands together. "Let me help you put on your shoes. You need to wear rain boots to step in puddles."

Uncle Yun took out the eight little rain boots he had prepared in advance and placed them neatly on the table.

Wow, these little shoes are so cute! I need the link!

[I'd also like to know the link; my unruly son is biting my pants, begging for new shoes.]

Uh, if I'm not mistaken, this looks like a new product from a luxury brand, and it's sold individually for 12,000 yuan each...

[Wow, these tiny shoes cost 96,000! Damn it, I'll fight you rich people!]

It was Mei Mei Yang Yang's first time wearing shoes, but she was surprisingly cooperative. She lifted her foot when Xu Yi Rou told her to, and the kicking that netizens had worried about did not happen at all.

Meimei wore pink rain boots on her limbs, while Yangyang wore yellow rain boots. Both alpacas looked at each other with curiosity.

Da da da da.

The little hooves made tap-dance sounds, and after trying it, it didn't seem to hinder walking. The two little ones vainly bounced back and forth in the living room.

Oh my god, such long legs! The little creature handed in some nice little gadgets today.

They stretch out their graceful long necks, stick out their chubby bottoms, and display adorable, human-like expressions on their silly faces.

"I've put on my shoes, I should be able to go out now," He Nianzhu thought.

However, the cub's mother unexpectedly dragged her treasure chest out of the room again.

Has Mom forgotten so quickly about being chased and spat on by Meimei and Yangyang while she and Bubble were together? He Nianzhu, who was familiar with that embarrassing history, looked surprised.

However, young cubs tend to forget what they've been taught and often fall into the same trap repeatedly.

To prevent the mother cub from having sex again, he offered a word of advice from the side:

"Grandma, Meimei doesn't like makeup, so please don't bother with it, or it will spit on you again."

Xu Yirou suddenly remembered the scene from last time, her little hands trembled and she pulled them back, her big eyes blinking as she looked at the two little alpacas.

【What? Alpacas are so fierce? They'd spit on such cute little chubby babies! Tsk, they must be sick. Send one over so I can take a look.】

[I'm dying of laughter at Rou Rou's terrified little face, hahaha, I've already taken a screenshot.]

As if sensing something, Meimei looked up blankly, and the two alpacas and their cubs stared at each other.

Xu Yirou pursed her lips, hesitating and struggling internally, and cautiously leaned closer: "Meimei and Yangyang, can you please stop spitting on me?"

“If you really can’t hold it in… then spit on Erbao.” She pointed with her short hand and said confidently, “Erbao can’t run fast, so it’s easier to spit on him. Besides, you’ve never spit on him before, so you should spit on something fresh.”

Xu Yirou sold the geese without blinking an eye.

He Nianzhu: The good news is that Mom didn't treat him like a wounded soldier; the bad news is that she didn't treat him like a human being either.

She absolutely had to wear that makeup.

The screen was once again flooded with "hahahahaha" comments.

As expected, Meimei Yangyang didn't understand and just whimpered as usual. Xu Yirou automatically accepted the agreement and happily started dressing up.

Xu Yirou frequently buys a bunch of new jewelry, and every time she opens her treasure chest, it looks brand new. She's a real little rich girl.

“These beads match your beautiful shoes perfectly. Let me help you put them on.”

"Oh, here are the little yellow butterfly earrings for Yangyang~"

Having learned her lesson from last time, Xu Yirou was smarter and only put hair clips and necklaces on the alpaca, without messing up the blush and highlighter.

Xu Yirou stumbled upon Meimei and Yangyang's thoughts. After they finished dressing up, they were not angry at all. Instead, they were excitedly exchanging glances with their reflections in the mirror, their little ears twitching happily.

Although I don't quite understand why the little two-legged creatures put such strange things on their heads, I'll reluctantly accept it for the sake of their enduring beauty.

Two-legged creatures are really hard to raise; they take up too much sheep.

After a long day of fussing, Xu Yirou finally led Meimei out happily.

Netizens initially thought they were leaving home for a long trip.

But what happened next far exceeded our expectations—

[Is this entire meadow all owned by He Nianzhu?]

Artificial rocks and fountains, statues, an artificial lake, gardens, a basketball court, a golf course... My goodness, are you sure this isn't a movie shoot?

[How wonderful it would be to live here! After dinner, you can take a walk in your own park, play golf or go fishing when you're bored. It would be so beautiful.]

[Excuse me, does my younger brother need a nanny? I'm a recent graduate with a degree in Hotel Management, CET-6 in English, and I'm looking for someone who provides full social insurance and housing fund, plus meals and accommodation.]

The photographer followed the mother and son through the flowers and willows, taking pictures along the way, and was increasingly amazed by what he captured.

No wonder they're a wealthy family, they're damn rich!

Pink and white morning glories bloom on the trellis, their delicate, rosy skin resembling that of a young girl, exuding a light fragrance. A gentle summer breeze causes the petals to tremble and dance, brimming with the romantic vitality of summer.

He Nianzhu sat on a bench under the flower vines, leaning back casually as if boneless, his bewitching eyes revealing a slightly tipsy languor, so handsome that he was breathtaking even through the screen.

Looking at that face alone and the overall beautiful visuals, you'd think you were shooting a fashion editorial.

The reality is—

Clap clap clap.

"You damn mosquito." He Nianzhu's muscular arm bore a clear handprint as he slapped the mosquito, muttering angrily, "What's with all the biting? What, is my blood mixed with thirteen spices? This is never going to end."

In summer, there are many mosquitoes. He Nianzhu wore shorts and a t-shirt, exposing her bare thighs and arms. The hungry mosquitoes swarmed in one after another, and there was no way to kill them all.

"Heave-ho, I'm stomping! I'm stomping!"

"Pah, pah, pah."

In a small puddle not far ahead, a cub wearing blue rain boots hopped around, splashing water into its mouth. Xu Yirou spat twice to wipe her mouth.

Her dark, bright eyes quickly swept over the goose, and seeing that he was busy swatting mosquitoes and hadn't noticed her, she tapped her little head: "Sweetie, don't talk when you jump into the puddle, or the dirty water will get into your mouth. Jump gently... don't jump too hard."

[Oh my god, baby, how can you be so well-behaved, disciplining yourself?]

She must be an angel baby who knows how to comfort herself when she cries; one of the few adorable human infants.

[Couldn't I just not jump? Even though the water looks clean, it's still unbearable for someone with my OCD.]

"Grandma, can we go now?" He Nianzhu couldn't take the bites any longer, so she pitifully went to find the cub's mother with a big bag on her back.

Xu Yirou's eyes widened in surprise: "Erbao, why do you have so many bags? I don't have any!"

It came out as a small glutinous rice ball, and it's still a clean and white one.

Mosquitoes are being discriminated against too? He Nianzhu had three black lines on his forehead. When did they become intelligent life forms?

Xu Yirou circled around him, her brows furrowed in thought.

A moment later, she had a flash of inspiration and stared at the goose with shining eyes: "I know why, because you don't have any fur."

Following her words, the camera focused on He Nianzhu's spotless calves, and the photographer took the opportunity to give a close-up shot.

Under everyone's watchful eyes, He Nianzhu's straight legs were smoother than plucked chicken legs, gleaming in the sunlight.

“You took off your long johns, of course the mosquitoes will bite you.” Xu Yirou laughed. “I’m a little kid, mosquitoes respect the elderly and love the young, they won’t bite me.”

Jianghu mosquitoes are loyal and righteous~