This story is also known as "Has the Wage Slave Got Off Work Today?" and "When the Author Gives Out a Death Flag, the Readers and the Protagonist Celebrate Together."
After go...
The bright lights carried the sultry summer night, and even the artificial garden outside the villa was cast into shadows by the light. The villa, which seemed to be hosting a lively party, was now quite quiet, with only the incessant chirping of insects stirring the atmosphere.
Ryomiya Kazushu leaned against the telephone pole outside the villa, holding an opened can of instant coffee in his hand. His handsome face was full of annoyance. He pulled the brim of his hat down a little, and the voice of another man came from his earphone.
"Chivas, prepare for action."
Hearing the other party's instructions in a commanding tone, Ryoumiya Kazuki's bloodshot eyes showed a hint of impatience, and he responded rudely: "Gin, is this the speed of your men's investigation? Fifty-six minutes and thirty-eight seconds, huh."
"Just check the location of these three people. Even a different dog can probably do it in half an hour."
Someone was scolding and Gin was saying something murderous: "Shut up, Chianti. And Chivas, don't take advantage of that gentleman's favor to interfere with the mission so recklessly."
Ryoumiya Heshu adjusted his headset, drank the coffee in his hand, and walked leisurely into the villa: "Are you sure there are only three of them in the whole villa?"
"Well, these three guys ignored the organization's warning and actually wanted to seek help from the police. You..."
"Bang——"
The flames gradually engulfed the entire house. Feeling the vibrations coming from under his feet, Ryoumiya Kazuki smiled and asked, "What do you want to say?"
Gin's tone was very bad: "Exploded?"
"Um."
"It was too noisy."
Suzumiya Kazuki walked out with his head down, making sure the surveillance camera didn't capture his face, and said to Gin mockingly, "Just don't look for me next time."
There was silence for a moment.
Sensing that someone was about to burst with laughter, Suzumiya Kazuki took the initiative to say, "If there's nothing else, let's just go."
Gin snorted coldly and said, "There is one more mission. Among the subjects of APTX4869 in the organization's experiment, there is one who is not sure whether he is really dead or not."
"You want me to check?"
"The subject's information has been sent to your phone. Shirley will come to see you tomorrow."
"who?"
There was a burst of noise from the earphones, and with a "pop" sound, a black block bounced directly off his ear and landed in the palm of his hand.
Suzumiya Kazuki put away the rebellious look on his face, revealing an expression that was hard to describe, and said in an euphemistic tone, "Ah~ Sulli."
As soon as he finished speaking, the young man, who had already reached a blind spot, disappeared on the spot like a mirage.
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It was already past one in the morning, but Liang Gong and Shu were not sleepy at all.
He retracted the system's fictional vest, sat cross-legged in his consciousness, casually picked up the butter melon seeds beside him, and began to crunch them.
The melon seed shells came out of his mouth and turned into light spots that scattered in the air.
"The data melon seeds taste good. Next time, they should be a little sweeter. Oh no, a little more sour, sweet, bitter, spicy and salty."
"Forget it, just add a little bit of whatever flavors you have in it, and I'll give it to Gin when I have the chance."
He chewed the melon seeds resentfully, as if he was chewing the bones of an enemy.
That damn Gin actually assigned him three missions in a row, and used the BOSS to pressure him all the time, as if he would be betraying the organization if he didn't go. Because of this, he hasn't had a good sleep for a long time recently.
Don't be fooled by the fact that he can choke Gin and his subordinates to the point of being speechless, but you have to know that pretending to be cool also comes at a price.
Thinking of the tragic experience of burying the bomb late at night, Ryomiya and Shu punched the system that was forced to kneel on it, and were so angry that their teeth itched: "This is how such a small thing can be done..."
The system that turned into a water slime said aggrievedly: "Master Host, if you hadn't destroyed the Lord's information storage device at the last minute, we wouldn't have been short of energy."
"So not only did you trick me into becoming an Ah Piao, but you also used the energy you've saved for more than a decade to give me a 'retirement package' with an xN identity and double the work?"
Ryoumiya Kazuki swept the melon seeds aside, picked up another piece of cream cake and started eating.
The system hesitated for a long time, and its mechanical voice made him feel particularly amused even when he felt wronged: "This is indeed in line with the host's rules."
Ryomiya Kazuki threw the slime aside and lay down on the sofa.
He, Ryogiya Heshu, had worked for the Lord God in the Infinite Flow World for who knows how many years. He had finally turned over a new leaf and was planning to randomly find a peaceful world to start his retirement. However, in a fit of excitement, he smashed the main unit that the Lord God used to store energy.
The system shuttle coordinates were wrong, and when he was brought back to the world, he was not protected, and his body was directly mixed up by the chaos of time and space, leaving only a piece of soul floating in the mountains and forests. In order to reshape the body, nearly 80% of the energy must be collected, and the energy can only be collected by contacting the protagonist of the world.
How miserable!
Ryoumiya Heshu didn't know how long it took him to recover his energy, but when he turned around, the system told him the bad news that he was running low on energy.
Fortunately, although the remaining energy is not enough to rebuild the body, it is possible to build an identity shell that can be used to go out and have fun.
Suzumiya Kazuki didn't want to lie on the ground and rot, and he was even more concerned about his beach vacation, so he took advantage of the overturned system and used the accumulated energy to forcibly re-forge an identity in this world that he could use to support himself in his old age.
The requirements are a clean family background, a worry-free life, and preferably a handsome appearance.
It turns out that the "Suzumiya Kazuki" who was brought in by the system did have a clean family background, was rich and powerful, and was handsome, but he had to hold multiple positions and staged a series of spies within spies within spies in a nuclear-powered world.
Being a member of the Black Organization, Chivas, is one of his jobs.
He didn't even want to mention the countless identities left.
Thinking about the life of a corporate slave that he could never get rid of in the future, Suzumiya and Shu felt tired.
The system said cautiously: "As long as the host comes into contact with more world protagonists, energy will accumulate, and you can completely separate your identities and use multiple energy groups to go to different sets. No one will know that these identities originally belonged to one person."
"Heh." Ryoumiya and Shu smiled coolly, "I don't."
He doesn't want to save energy at all, he simply doesn't want to deal with the protagonist of the world.
You have to know that the infinite world where he has worked for hundreds of years is a place where the main theme is "seizing the world's luck". Every mission cannot avoid getting close to those protagonists who are either middle school students or simple-minded or have extremely good luck. In the end, in order to get some energy, he has to act out a "villain's final confession" and deceive the world with the routine of good triumphing over evil.
Although the villain’s death can be quite impressive... but it’s really embarrassing!
He almost gets PTSD and starts thinking about how to die handsomely as soon as he sees the protagonist!
His "Chivas" character is a poisonous and vicious bombardier who can even be mean to Gin, who looks like the whole world owes him eight million. If he meets the protagonists of Conan's world, isn't he destined to be a victim?
Oh, those people can't beat him, he is probably one of the suspects.
What's more, if he went missing with one alias, he only had to make up one reason. If he had multiple aliases, wouldn't he have to make up many more reasons before he could leave? ?
Thinking about the days of racking his brains to deal with the protagonists, Suzumiya Kazuki, who has already tacitly accepted his retirement, said that it is impossible, absolutely impossible to use a pseudonym!
Only the system, which knows the host's true nature, silently made a note in a small notebook: "In a certain month and year, the host said that he would never use a pseudonym, but I know that he will definitely be really good in the future."
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The next morning, Suzumiya Kazuki, with a sullen face, met Miyano Shiho, who also had a sullen face, in front of Kudo's house.
In order to avoid mixing in Conan's plot in advance to make herself more work, Suzumiya was dressed very casually today, a hooded sweatshirt and jeans, with a duck cap on her head. Her blood-red eyes were hidden in the shadows, and from a distance she looked like a youthful middle school student.
Seeing the girl in a white coat looking at him like a white mouse, he pulled his hat and said coldly, "Why, you've never seen a living person?"
Shirley had never met this notorious member of the organization. Seeing that the man was dressed neatly and looked particularly young, she thought he was another lamb deceived by the organization. But as soon as he opened his mouth...
Haha, he is just like Gin and the others, a cruel and insensitive bastard!
She glared at Liang Gong fiercely, then pushed the door open and walked in first.
Suzumiya Kazuki knew that at this point Kudo Shinichi had already turned into a walking grim reaper, so his childhood clothes were naturally gone from the Kudo residence, but he was not from the winery, so there was no need for him to expose it.
Apart from anything else, he was too lazy to write a report to express his opinions.
So, when Shirley began to search seriously, someone was leaning against the door and fishing, looking up at the sky and yawning from time to time, as if he was on vacation.
"Can you hurry up? I want to go back to sleep." Hearing the lazy voice behind her, Shirley had an angry cross on her forehead. She clenched her fists, turned her head and said coldly: "Let me hurry up, but you——"
"Dr. Agasa! We are here!"
"Hey, Conan, look, the door of Shinichi's house is open!"
"Is there a thief?"
Suddenly, the sound of children chattering outside was heard, and crisp laughter came through the half-open door, making Shirley take back half of her angry words.
Ryoumiya and Shu were also shocked. The plot said that Shirley was discovered by the protagonists while making rounds? Where did this butterfly effect come from?
On the surface, he still looked like a sluggish person, but he straightened his body a little, looked at the little girl in the white coat who was standing there, and raised the corner of his mouth: "Why, you don't hide but wait to be caught?"
After all, Shirley was a scientific researcher and was powerless. Upon hearing this, she just glared at him fiercely and found a closet to hide in.
Finally, he stuck his head out and said stubbornly: "Don't do it, this place is not far from the police station, and I don't want to visit you in prison."
Ryoumiya Kazuki waved his hand: "I'm not that free."
Shirley is still the same Shirley, except that she is not yet as experienced as Conan and is a little immature in every aspect.
If it was Gin, after hearing her emotionally exposed words, it would be unreasonable not to take action.
Moreover, if it was an ordinary child, hiding like this probably wouldn't be discovered, but there was a young detective team led by the Son of the World outside, so Shirley's hiding was completely in vain.
Tsk, after all this time he still has to come to the rescue...
Thinking of the consequences of the half-collapse plot and the full collapse plot, Ryomiya Kazuki listened to the footsteps getting closer and closer, opened the door and walked out without hesitation.