Chapter 1 The Worst Book Transmigration: I'm Stupid*Love-Brained

What a fucking idiot!

Bai Xiaoxiao sat cross-legged on the green lawn by the stream, holding a book emitting blue light in her hands, and couldn't help cursing in her heart.

Who would have thought that you could travel through time just by sleeping?

Or I traveled back to a novel that I had read for thousands of chapters with real emotions, but ended up with a bad ending because the author just said "I have no inspiration" and ended it with two sentences.

Oh,

What a fucking bad luck!

"Okay, stop complaining and take a look at your tasks."

The blue-ray book she was holding flew slowly in front of her as if it had its own consciousness. The voice of System 666 was still as anxious and flattering as ever. The papers made a rustling sound as he flipped through the pages, and the chattering sound beside her ears continued.

But Bai Xiaoxiao still held her cheek with an expressionless face.

As a loyal fan of the immortal cultivation novel "Against the Sky Phoenix", she can basically recite the plot of the book by heart.

The heroine Qing Li broke through the ranks, crossed the wilderness, eliminated disasters, killed ancient monsters and evildoers, and passed all the way to the top of the cloud. From then on, no one could defeat her and could only look up to her.

Is that it?

Leak, leak, leak,

If you just think like this, then you are being careless, young man.

The heroine is so awesome because when she found out that her supposedly destined partner was actually the strongest lord in the demon world, she chopped off his head with a sword without hesitation and threw it on the demon world's palace. When she reached a bottleneck and knew that her three disciples were all future outstanding people, she dug out their inner cores without saying a word to replenish her mana and break through. And so on...

In other words, the heroine defeated all the bosses who were more capable than herself, and then she herself became the most powerful boss of the contemporary era.

Whoever watched this plot said: 6

However, just as the plot was coming to an end, Bai Xiaoxiao was waiting for the heroine to either fight against the Heavenly Dao or unify the five realms of immortals, demons, monsters, humans and ghosts with a wave of her sleeves. However, the heroine chose to self-destruct after she felt bored after discovering that there was no rival in the world.

She - chose - to - self-destruct

Hehehe…

MMP, give me your money back!!!

This is the most heartfelt sentence Bai Xiaoxiao typed on the keyboard before she traveled into "Against the Sky Phoenix". As a result, she became a cannon fodder in this article, appearing from some unknown corner, completing tasks for a system that called itself 666.

"Don't bother with the plot, just talk about the mission." She waved her hand casually.

System 666 coughed lightly and said, "Because the heroine's self-destruction caused the collapse of the original book's world, many problems have not been resolved satisfactorily. Therefore, you only have three tasks, all of which are very simple, dear~"

'1. Stop the heroine Qing Li from self-destructing and save the world.'

'Second, solve the mystery of the life experiences of the three disciples under the heroine.'

'Third, help Que Tianwen become the male protagonist~'

Bai Xiaoxiao pointed at the azure text that appeared out of thin air and turned to the flapping book. "Come on, explain to me, how are these three tasks even remotely 'simple'? And what the hell is this Que Tianwen?!"

System 666: "Ahem! Those who are capable should do more work. And as a CP-worthy immortal cultivation novel, how can "Against the Sky Phoenix" be without a male protagonist? This is the person the system has selected as the most likely to become the male protagonist!"

Bai Xiaoxiao: "The heroine becomes a darling wife, and the tamperer will be struck by lightning."

System 666: "Ahem! I haven't specified any specific CP relationships, right? And don't worry, I promised you the return home and the 8 million yuan reward fund after completing the mission! Everything is fine!!!"

Alas, I can’t be considered a capable person. At most, I just like to help others.

Bai Xiaoxiao stood up and brushed off the dust on her gauze skirt, nodded, and the floating blue characters instantly turned into tiny dots of light and merged into her sea of ​​consciousness to complete the contract, as if they were afraid that she would go back on her word.

System 666 also immediately merged into Bai Xiaoxiao's consciousness: "One more reminder, because there are many ridiculously powerful spells in the world of immortal cultivation, you'd better maintain your original character setting, otherwise I won't be able to help you if you are captured as a monster!"

"Who was the original person..." Bai Xiaoxiao was about to ask for details, but System 666 stopped talking and fell silent. She sighed silently. She had already accepted the task anyway, so she should know everything by just chatting with someone about the character.

Bai Xiaoxiao finally had time to look around the legendary world of immortal cultivation. Soft white clouds floated in the blue sky like smooth silk dotted with elegant patterns. The lake in front of her was crystal clear, and from time to time, small fish leisurely swimming by would leap out of the stream and flap their tails. Tiny water droplets fell onto the tender green grass, adding to the vibrant life.

Her eyes fell to her feet, where there was a light brown bamboo basket. She half-knelt down and lifted the cloth covering the basket. Inside was neatly packed two plates of exquisite peach blossom cakes.

It looks like it's for someone, but who?

Bai Xiaoxiao picked up a piece of peach blossom pastry and put it in her mouth. At the same time, she checked the white silk handkerchief in her hand and unexpectedly found a word - Que.

Bai Xiaoxiao: "..."

I suddenly have a bad feeling.

"Eh? Isn't this the intern disciple Bai Xiaoxiao?"

"Yes, that's her. What's she doing with the bamboo basket? Is she going to deliver snacks to Que Tianwen again? People don't like her, so why is she running over there with such eager eyes?"

"That's right, even from a distance I could sense that Que Tianwen despised her immensely. She even said that was the unique arrogance of her brother Que. She's just a scoundrel. Go away, go away. She's pursuing true love, and we ordinary people shouldn't interfere."

Two passing apprentice disciples were whispering to each other in what they thought was a low voice.

Bai Xiaoxiao was confused, Bai Xiaoxiao was very confused. Bai Xiaoxiao was so confused that she spat out the pastry in her mouth. She felt that the world could no longer accommodate her beautiful national quintessence.

So her character is just a pure silly love-brained person, right?

system,

666

I [beep——]

…

…

But things still have to be done.

Green bamboo forest.

The green bamboos stand upright and the leaves emit a faint fragrance.

Bai Xiaoxiao climbed the mountain with a basket on her shoulder, taking one step at a time. She had no idea how the original owner managed to deliver cakes to Que Tianwen who was practicing martial arts in the Green Bamboo Forest every day. Apart from the pain in her calves, she had no time to fall in love.

So is this the reason why she has been solo for twenty years?

Bai Xiaoxiao was breathing heavily, distracting herself by recalling the conversation she had just had with the two trainee disciples.

The sect she is currently in is the Wuliang Sect, which is rumored to be the largest sect in the world of immortal cultivation. She and Que Tianwen are the intern disciples recruited by the Wuliang Sect this time. Their identities in the mortal world are not simple either. One is the princess of Yue Kingdom, and the other is the son of the prime minister of Yue Kingdom.

It's a bit like a childhood sweetheart, but the original owner is beautiful, has status and money, so it's not her turn to be a bootlicker no matter what.

Bai Xiaoxiao didn’t understand, and her calves hurt.

After a few more steps,

The green bamboo retreated, the view became wider, and a man in snow-white clothes appeared before him.

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Hey! I robbed your five stars.

Don't make me beg you!