Chapter 21 You're the Simp

Zhou Xianzong remembered that in the story, he went into seclusion and then had Erhu protect him.

As for the token, it was entrusted to a group of henchmen for protection.

As expected, these idiots were eliminated immediately upon landing, ending up as free kills for others.

I don't know what kind of author could come up with such a stupid plot.

Such an important item as the token was entrusted to my underling for safekeeping.

However, Zhou Xianzong was too lazy to care anymore; as long as the plot progressed, that was enough.

That's the advantage of being a major villain; you have plenty of underlings to serve you, so you don't have to lift a finger.

By the time he makes his move, it will be about time he gets his comeuppance.

"I'll take care of it right away."

Erhu didn't ask any more questions and turned to leave.

evening.

Zhou Xianzong lay in a hammock, legs crossed, with a campfire burning beside him, enjoying a rare moment of happiness.

Anyway, he doesn't have to do anything himself; he can just sit back and enjoy the fruits of others' labor.

Whoosh!

Suddenly, a faint whistling sound came from the wind.

If it were the Zhou Xianzong of the past, he probably wouldn't have noticed.

But Zhou Xianzong was now a powerful expert at the ninth level of the Meridian Opening Realm, and he immediately noticed something unusual.

He squinted and looked through the moonlight. He saw a girl who looked about eighteen or nineteen years old, dressed in a white outfit and with her hair tied in a ponytail.

In particular, the girl had two very eye-catching mini moon pendants hanging on her ears.

"This...isn't this woman Xing Yueyue?"

She loves to show off her hot body.

Oh shit.

If you want to show off your figure, go find the main character. What are you doing here?

Besides, it's so late at night, shouldn't you and Xiao Potian have a passionate encounter?

Zhou Xianzong was a little irritated.

He discovered that all these female leads were acting like they were sick.

Instead of looking for the main character, he just likes to wander around aimlessly all day.

But he can't expose Xingyueyue yet.

According to the plot, they don't know each other yet.

They met later, because Xingyue was infatuated with Xiao Potian and helped him deal with him.

Grass!

I'll just pretend to be asleep and see what she's up to.

Zhou Xianzong quickly closed his eyes, leaving only a slit to observe the stars and moon.

The woman then took out a wooden stick about the thickness of a thumb from her bosom.

With a gentle blow, the wooden stick immediately sparked, and wisps of white smoke drifted out.

"Sleeping smoke?"

Zhou Xianzong thought to himself.

He quickly shut down his six senses and observed the situation calmly.

After a while, Xingyueyue swaggered out.

She walked over to Zhou Xianzong without stopping, looked at him sleeping soundly in the hammock, puffed out her cheeks, and said angrily.

"You're that bastard Zhou Xianzong, aren't you? How dare you..."

Just as Xingyue was about to say, "You still dare to curse me in your diary," the words stuck in her throat, and she couldn't say them no matter what she did.

What, what's going on?

Xingyueyue's expression changed slightly; it seemed that this was indeed a pre-programmed world.

I simply can't explain what's in the diary.

An invisible force was controlling her.

Fine, since I can't get rid of you by scolding, I'll find another way to deal with you.

Xing Yueyue raised her hand and slapped Zhou Xianzong's handsome face several times.

In the end, he didn't slap her.

Oh shit.

Are you crazy, woman?

Why did you come here late at night instead of being intimate with Xiao Potian, just to beat me up?

What the hell did I do to you?

"Hmph! I'll let you taste what it's like to be consumed by lust."

Xingyueyue gave a cheeky laugh.

Then he searched Zhou Xianzong's body for a while.

Hello.

What the hell are you doing?

I have nothing on me, so don't touch me.

Holy crap!

Stop it now!

You've touched the wrong place.

Damn it, if you can't see clearly at night, can't you at least turn on a light?

My innocence is gone.

Waaaaah... Feifei, I'm so sorry.

Xingyueyue's pretty face flushed slightly, which was rare, before she moved to another spot.

After a while, they finally found the spatial ring on Zhou Xianzong's finger.

Fuck you!

Stars and Moon, you and I are sworn enemies!

If you wanted my spatial ring, you should have said so earlier. Why are you touching it like that? Who the hell would be crazy enough to put it on their lap?

"How can this bastard be so poor? He's supposed to be the crown prince of the Zhou Dynasty, yet he has nothing to eat or drink."

Xingyueyue frowned her willow-leaf eyebrows.

Isn't that obvious?

My face is my trademark.

Wherever you go, you can easily find some cultivation resources.

Hurry up, give me back the spatial ring after you're done reading.

"Hmph."

Xingyueyue chuckled softly.

She took out a small bottle from her ring and then sprayed it all over Zhou Xianzong's food and drink.

"Tomorrow I'll find you a pig, and you'll... hehehe... you stinking bastard, this is what happens when you offend me!"

After quickly finishing, Xing Yueyue put the spatial ring back.

Then he tiptoed back.

Although Xingyueyue had left, Zhou Xianzong did not dare to move.

He was afraid that the woman hadn't gone far and that it would be bad if he found her later.

After waiting for a while, Zhou Xianzong finally got up and threw all the food and drink into the campfire.

Although I don't know what kind of drug this woman used.

But they definitely didn't have good intentions.

After Xingyueyue left, I felt incredibly happy.

He looked like he had finally gotten his revenge.

Hahaha……

I wonder what will happen to Zhou Xianzong tomorrow.

I need to find him a fat pig to vent his frustrations on quickly.

Just as Xingyue was lost in thought, her diary was suddenly updated.

He was slightly taken aback, but still took it out and looked at it.

[Damn it, this is weird. What kind of protagonist is Xiao Potian? Instead of having a huge fight with Xing Yueyue in the middle of the night, why is he sending her here?]

Luckily, I was vigilant enough, otherwise I would have really fallen for this woman's trap.

I think he's definitely sick, no, he should have a hormonal imbalance.

Otherwise, they wouldn't have come here.

"You even drugged me? You really think I'm that easy to bully? Damn it, if you dare mess with me again, believe me, I'll get Xiao Potian to beat your ass to a pulp!"

"Zhou Xianzong! You filthy bastard!"

When Xingyue saw this, she immediately lost her temper.

I should be the one spanking your ass.

You filthy scoundrel, you're so disgusting!

Wait a minute, my sleeping potion can even knock out cultivators at the Celestial Realm.

How did this guy find out?

Did he not sleep at all?

That damned Zhou Xianzong!

This is another update to the diary.

I bet this woman was dumped by Xiao Potian. Well, that makes sense; in the story, she's like me, a total simp.

If I remember correctly, she was Xiao Potian's personal medicine bottle.

Whatever medicine Xiao Potian needed, she would spare no effort to refine it.

[Upon arriving, he was even willing to sacrifice himself for Xiao Potian.]

Go be a simp!

"You're the one who's a simp, you're the one, you're the one!"

Xingyue stomped her feet angrily.

I am, after all, a well-known beauty in Tianwu City.

Daughter of the Starry Sky Sect Master.

I can't find a man anywhere.

Would he go and fawn over Xiao Potian?

joke!

I think it's you who will spend your whole life licking Luo Le'er's boots.

No one else will be interested in you.

Mo Wu was also dumbfounded when she saw this.

She never imagined that the high and mighty Xingyue would become a simp.

Interesting, this story is getting more and more interesting.

(End of this chapter)