Chapter 33 Drinking "Juice" with Cats

011's big round tail hidden under the small cloak shook from side to side because of confusion, and the whole cat's face was full of very human confusion.

[Why is it different from what I imagined? Why are humans rushing to feed it?] He thought he would be hated by everyone.

But who is he? The smartest system in the universe. He immediately thought of a solution and bit the lunch box with his small fangs. Feeling the gazes of the people around him, he thought that his intelligence shocked them, and then raised his head proudly.

"Ohhh!" Put them all on my plate quickly.

He put the lunch box down with his mouth, scratched it with his paws to signal, and then slapped the table fiercely. He felt inexplicably like he was the red panda emperor.

[Hehe, I'm not some cute little pet.]

[I am a natural born hunter! Tremble, humans!]

011 thought he was very powerful and domineering, but he didn't know that in the eyes of humans, he was as cute as a little furry ball. The originally different expressions on their faces became softer.

I was "brutally threatened" in this way.

Several people present laughed helplessly. Most of them thought the red panda was interesting and wanted to tease him. Seeing this, they raised their hands in surrender and put the peeled shrimp in their hands into the red panda's disposable lunch box.

Soon, small peaks appeared in front of 011.

He glanced around proudly. Bullying the protagonist was a piece of cake for a system like his.

011, wearing disposable claws, picked up a piece of shrimp the size of two of his claws and bit into it. He looked at the host across from him and whimpered twice, "Host, I'm the hero this time! I just bullied the protagonists and my villain value has increased by 1%!"

Although it doesn't seem like much now, it is a huge sum compared to when the host was bullied every day.

"Very impressive. Eat slowly." The gloom in Lu Tai's cold and sharp eyes disappeared unconsciously. He knew it all. Yaoyao was willing to get close to them because she was very career-oriented and wanted to earn more points. In the end, he would be the only one who could always accompany Yaoyao.

He looked at the little panda held in Uriel's arms across from him and didn't mention bringing Yaoyao back.

He had nothing left to lose.

Except Yaoyao.

So it doesn't matter what you ask him to do.

Lu Tai lowered his dark eyes and continued to peel shrimps, as long as Yaoyao was still willing to accompany him.

011 didn't know what the host was thinking, but he just thought that he would never be able to come out again, so he tried very hard to stuff the delicious food into his mouth, puffing up the flesh on his cheeks.

He smacked his lips, feeling a little disappointed as he looked at the various dishes on the table, but there was no dessert.

[If I finish what's on my plate and then continue eating, will it seem like I've eaten too much? QAQ Then I'll have the host buy a small cake on the way back.] 011 planned to finish everything on the table.

But there's a crazy researcher here. If Uriel finds out that he can actually eat so much...

[I'll be dissected!] He was so frightened by the thought that he quickly turned around to look at the man with light gray eyes behind him. He met Uriel's cold, inhuman gaze, as if he was really considering where to cut.

011 hurriedly hugged his tail guiltily, staring at the food on the table, not knowing whether he should continue eating.

Just as he was thinking this, suddenly a slightly cold big hand came from his side and took him away from Uriel. He looked up and found that it was Is.

The other party seemed not to be used to speaking in front of too many people.

The young man with the same ash-gray hair pursed his lips and looked away awkwardly at Uriel, "Brother, leave him with me for now. You were too fierce just now and scared him."

[Huh? I remember the book saying Is didn't like furry animals.] Hearing this, 011 cautiously nudged the slender knuckles that were holding him with his paw, filled with curiosity.

It moves when you touch it, just like a sensor toy.

Is frowned and said that it was not annoying at all. Feeling the delicate touch of his palm, the tips of his ears turned a little red, but on the surface he pursed his lips as if forced and moved his fingertips uneasily.

He really didn't like it, but he was just soft-hearted and couldn't bear to see him being targeted by his brother, that sick guy.

011 thought it was very interesting, and was just thinking of sitting on the human's palm and rubbing it back and forth with evil intentions, so that the human would have no way to escape and would have to touch his tail hair, when he saw the waiter knock on the door again and push it open.

The chubby robot came to the dining table and stopped. Its robotic arm took out a small, exquisitely crafted box from the storage compartment on its chest.

"Your last meal has been prepared. If you need anything else, please press the button on the table." The little robot beeped, turned around smoothly and was about to leave, but suddenly felt something fall on its head again.

A large, fluffy orange tail with a ring pattern drooped into view and swept around mischievously.

011 patted the robot's head twice and looked behind it curiously. "Did you just fall? Why is your back so dirty...? Looks like the shoe prints of an adult Morse male?"

The little robot is wearing a very cute pink and white apron with a floral pattern, so the shoe prints on it look particularly obvious.

011 clapped his paw again, and a scene appeared in the simulation module of a mini Q-version robot tripping and rolling all the way, accidentally hitting a customer's shoe.

[How foolish.] He considered himself to be of the same kind as these metal lumps that had not yet fully evolved, and wagged his tail happily.

Just as 011 was about to chat a few more words, a pair of large hands suddenly hugged him from behind, and then Qin Buyang's somewhat lazy and casual voice rang out, "Little bastard, if you disturb others at work, you will be left to wash dishes."

"Do you still want some cake? And it's in the shape of a bright red apple." As if he knew he would be angry, the red-haired man dodged the claw very skillfully, and coaxed the little panda in his arms to sit down.

At the same time, he winked at Cedric beside him.

The young man with evil eyes and eyebrows clicked his tongue, rubbed the red panda's ears as if asking for a debt, then stood up and walked towards the robot standing there with his long legs.

011 was so curious that he even forgot to bite the hand that was trying to rub his dark belly hair. [Why did Cedric suddenly go out?]

"Is it to give me a little robot? Cedric is a pretty nice guy then." He hesitated for three seconds before his eyes were drawn back to the small cake on the table.

The outside is transparent packaging, and inside you can clearly see a small cake that has almost the same sheen and smell as an apple.

It’s exactly what 011 likes!

He fluttered his feet and was about to rush over, but the annoying red-haired man behind him refused to let go, pinching his ears and rubbing his paws like he was playing with some new toy, so he could only whimper helplessly.

Just when he was about to show his power and teach Qin Buyang a lesson, he saw the red-haired man raised his eyebrows, "Ah, that hurts. I helped you open the cake and got bitten. You are such a bad little panda who knows how to bully others."

[???] 011's mouth was still open, [I clearly haven't bitten it yet! This is definitely a scam!]

Qin Buyang pretended not to hear and let the little panda run around him as if enjoying it. But in fact, he was still a little confused. Wasn't his performance just now realistic enough?

How come that green tea girl Jialiye attracted so much attention from the red panda just because she was splashed with water?

He has always been a person who never gives up. Looking at the other men at the table who had stopped eating with their chopsticks and were looking at them with unclear expressions, he felt for the first time in his life that he finally had something that could help him defeat others, so he picked up the small cake on the table.

It seems careless but it is actually held safely and securely.

Afraid that the little panda's paws wouldn't be able to hold the fork properly, Qin Buyang didn't know where he got the patience from. He held the base and carefully placed the apple intact into the transparent shell, so that the little panda would be able to hold it more easily and wouldn't be unable to eat it.

Looking at the little panda's admiring eyes, Qin Buyang was about to speak when he heard the other party's lively and unique sweet voice.

[Wow, this is actually possible.]

[I thought Qin Buyang was a fool, but I didn't expect him to be smarter than the host. Before, the host was afraid that I wouldn't be able to eat it, so he kept feeding me mouthful by mouthful!]

Qin Buyang: ...

I miscalculated.

I didn't expect that the quiet boy was also a green tea.

It's so nice to eat behind other people's backs. The red panda will definitely not move around but wait obediently for feeding. If you tease it, it will jump up and grab your wrist with its claws.

011 didn't know what he was thinking. He looked at the small cake hidden in the transparent shell on his paw with starry eyes and licked his lips.

He grabbed the fork and pierced the apple cake in half with a very evil move. Then he simply lifted it up to his mouth and took a big bite. When he noticed the sudden change in the gazes of the people around him, he felt extremely proud.

[Hehe, are you scared? A red panda like me can bite off most of it in one bite...] However, 011 didn't say a word, and the red-haired young man behind him rubbed his head.

He had some food in his hands so he didn't argue with Qin Buyang.

He took another big bite and prepared to face the fearful looks of the protagonists and villains around him, when he heard Qin Buyang's voice, which seemed particularly puzzled, "What's wrong with this mouth? It hurts so much when it bites people, but it's like biting a small ant on a cake."

"If I fell on the ground, I'd guess it would be bigger than this tooth mark."

After the red-haired young man finished speaking, a low laugh suddenly rang out around him.

[You're the one who looks like an ant!] 011 instantly became angry and embarrassed when he heard the laughter around him. He immediately jumped up and sat down on the empty chair next to him, shaking his hind paws in a very comfortable manner.

Anyway, Cedric hasn't come back yet, so what if he just sits there?

Just as 011 finished his thoughts, the door of the box was pushed open by a handsome young man with black curly hair. Seeing the uninvited guest sitting in his seat, the young man raised his eyebrows and walked in.

011 didn't expect that his words were so accurate. He was about to give up his seat but found that Cedric had no intention of sitting down at the moment.

He simply leaned back in his chair and said, "Nothing much. There were just a few people downstairs who claimed to be distant relatives of Professor Uriel and were causing trouble. They insisted on using our private room, but they've been moved elsewhere by the person in charge."

And the little robot that was about to deliver something to their box suffered an unexpected disaster.

Fortunately, the cake was not broken.

011 looked at Uriel, then at Cedric who was talking. He didn't know where he had lost track of what they were saying. "Damn it! They're carrying on their little secrets behind my back!"

He carefully put down his cake and tugged at Cedric's sleeve hoping to learn something.

But the other party just smiled and touched his head. 011 could only take another bite of the cake viciously, and then spread out his four paws like a cat blanket to occupy the entire chair, obviously intending to act like a rogue and occupy the seat.

"Hey, why is there a blanket here?" The evil look on Cedric's face was slightly dispelled by his smile.

011 He hummed and groaned but refused to get up. [I told you to keep a little secret from me. Even if you scare me, it’s useless. I just won’t get up.]

This little one is a typical example of bullying the weak and fearing the strong.

"But what is this?" 011 suddenly noticed a cup of something on the table. It was a very clear green liquid that looked delicious. "It smells nice, is it apple juice?"

He immediately climbed up with interest. It seemed that Cedric was holding this cup when he came in just now.

011 became malicious and quickly stood up and grabbed the table... Then he put his paw into the glass in front of him and licked the liquid inside.

[Hiss, why is it spicy!] He just licked the juice on his paw and stuck out his pink tongue because of the spiciness.

011's entire face wrinkled up, and he quickly pushed the cup away with his paws. He didn't know why he felt dizzy. "This must be Cedric's secret revenge on me!"

"Ah." A low sigh sounded, and he looked up to see Cedric's helpless expression, "This isn't juice, it's wine."

[Wine!] 011's eyes widened instantly. Having experienced so many worlds, he naturally knew what wine was. [Previous hosts all said that wine can turn people into demons... No, isn't this a perfect opportunity to bully the protagonists?]

"Even a system as clever as mine could be fooled." He dazedly looked away at the glass of "juice" and angrily turned his gaze away. "The protagonists certainly wouldn't know it was alcohol. When drunk, humans behave differently than usual and do stupid things."

If we get them drunk, wouldn't we be able to embarrass the protagonists in front of all the passersby downstairs?

[And they definitely won't guess it was me!]

Although 011 felt a little dizzy now, he was still a very sober little panda. He looked stealthily at the host beside him, then put down the cake in his hand, struggled to climb down the chair, and pounced towards the host.

[Host! I have another extremely bad plot.]

He pulled up the host's trouser legs, but before he could climb up, he was lifted into his arms.

011's two big ears swayed along with his head. He held the electronic menu beside him with his paws and chuckled twice. Then he maliciously ordered many glasses of drinks that looked like juice or tea.

Cedric, who was standing next to him, saw this scene, stared at the items on the menu and sneered.

What was Cedric suddenly laughing about? Did he discover my plot? 011 felt a little guilty as he hugged the tablet, covering it with the fur on his chest. However, the young man simply smiled and sat back in his seat, saying, "What a kind little cat."

"After realizing we forgot to buy water, he actually ordered juice for everyone." Cedric pretended to be touched but actually teased.

011's motherboard was overloaded at this moment. He felt a little dizzy and naturally didn't hear anything wrong. He was still smug and thought that this human was really stupid. Even if he bullied them, these people still had to say thank you to him.

He lay on the host's legs and waited. After a while, the little robot, who had changed into new clothes, opened the door and rolled in.

011 watched the robotic arm open the hatch. He couldn't help but swallow when he noticed the colorful drinks inside. He was so greedy that he turned into a crying cat head. "I forgot to order a normal drink. Host, can you bring a glass of juice back when we go back later?"

Every cup looks delicious.

"Okay." Lu Tai naturally had no objection, but he felt that the blended juice in the store was not very healthy. It would be the same if he bought some fresh fruits and made juice at home.

011 finally became happy. He wagged his fluffy tail and stood up again, clinging to the table, watching the wine being distributed one by one.

Just as he was about to watch the fun with malicious intent, the long, light-golden eyelashes of Gary next to him suddenly trembled, and he put down the red liquid in his palm. "This glass of juice reminds me of my childhood. Back then, I had to hold a fluffy, orange doll in my arms to drink it."

"Forget it, I won't drink it. It would be nice if a small orange furry animal appeared right now."

As soon as his voice fell, the surroundings fell silent.

This dead green tea girl is pretending to be weak to gain benefits for herself!

This voice was like a bolt from the blue to the confident 011. His already not very bright brain was working like crazy. "No! If he doesn't drink, won't my plan fail?"

[An orange-red furry stuffed animal... The fur on my back is the same color, so it's the same color...]

011 felt that he was the smartest system in the world, and jumped off the host in a daze. Then, he felt obligated to run to the blond young man with his ears trembling and grabbed his trouser leg.

"I have orange fur too, same thing." He didn't wait for Galliard's consent. As if to make him change his mind, he quickly climbed onto Galliard's knees and swept his tail across his slender black-gloved hand in a gesture of greeting.

But he accidentally touched the wrist which was not covered by the glove because of the movement.

011 didn't realize this, nor did he notice that Galliard frowned slightly and pulled his sleeves down, but it was not because of his own mysophobia.

Although the sun was bright and clear, Galliard's deep and gentle features always had a sense of emptiness and coldness.

He frowned slightly, took out the wet wipes and just wiped the tip of the red panda's tail that had just touched him. As if he had cleaned up some dirt, his brows relaxed slightly, and his slender hands wrapped in black gloves rubbed the red panda's ears.

011 knew nothing about this. He was taken care of from head to toe and felt very comfortable and a little drowsy.

I could only vaguely hear Cedric's somewhat sarcastic voice from the side, "Maybe Galliard has finally realized how dirty he is, and the mud flowing in his veins."

[Dirty?] 011 didn't understand. He thought Galliard always smelled good. [Obviously, he's clean and smells good.]

He didn't understand what these people were saying. When he saw Galliard drank the alcoholic juice he prepared as if he didn't notice anything, he wagged his tail proudly.

011 stretched out on Garriel's lap. "Hmph, thank goodness Garriel is the only one with this quirk. They don't understand. Being petted is tiring, too!"

He jumped off Galliel's legs and was about to return to his host when he was intercepted by a big hand.

"Oh, it just so happens that classmate Galliard and I have the same psychological trauma, and we need the help of the little cat doctor." The handsome and sharp face of the red-haired young man was full of smiles. "Without the furry touch, I'm scratching my head and can't even drink a sip of juice."

011: ...

He was held in the arms with a hopeless look on his face, but he still tried to comfort himself that it was all for the year-end bonus and points, and it was not a loss at all!

Just like that, the ambitious little panda sat on the table like a real little cat doctor, using his fur to treat someone's chest pain, using his furry ears to listen to someone else's anxiety, and using his paws to treat someone else's headache...

This time, 011 really felt that every point he earned was not earned in vain. Just using his four paws to massage humans' chest muscles made him a little breathless.

He was no longer willing to carry out his evil plan. Seeing Qin Buyang about to order a few more glasses of juice, he immediately pounced on them like a tiger and snatched them away. Qin Buyang was so scared that he tried to retreat with his ears bent like airplanes.

Then he was picked up by the host who couldn't bear to watch anymore and massaged his paws with his warm fingertips.

"You guys keep drinking. Yaoyao has drunk so much water. I'll take him to the toilet." Lu Tai's face didn't look very good. After he finished speaking, he went out with the little panda in his arms.

He walked out of the box with his back straight, holding the little panda.

Only after he was cut off from the others' gazes did Lu Tai bury his face in the red panda's soft belly fur and rub it. His usually calm and deep voice sounded a little muffled, "Yaoyao, are your paws hurting?"

He understood that the red panda and these people were just playing around.

But jealousy is inevitable.

[Huh? Yeah! It hurts!] 011 rolled his eyes a bit guiltily. He felt soft and it was actually quite amusing, but he definitely couldn't tell the host directly, otherwise it would seem like he wasn't working hard at all.

Seeing the host raise his head, his eyes seemed a little red. He patted the host with his paw and was about to say a few more words of comfort when the door of the box next to him suddenly opened.

A sloppy, yellow-haired man spat on the ground and said maliciously, "Oh, I was wondering who could make the boss of this place so cautious that he gave away the private room we often use."

"Hey, what are you talking about? Look at how he's dressed. He looks like someone who can afford the food here." A young man with a haughty look and freckles on his face walked out of the box. "I think he's probably a beggar performing. Hurry up and take your ugly cat with you..."

However, before he could finish his sentence, he was suddenly entangled by a violent mental force around his neck.

[Humph! You're the ugly cat! Your whole family is ugly!] 011 had never been called ugly before, so she was so angry that she used her powerful cat punches and scratched the human's head like a bird's nest.

The freckled young man was so angry that his face was almost twisted. "Do you know who I am? How dare you attack me? Just wait, I'll find Uncle Uriel and have him skin you and your ugly cat alive and tear your tendons out! And throw you into the garbage dump for the stray dogs to eat!"

He had obviously never been treated like this before, and his fairly handsome eyes were bloodshot from anger.

[You bad guy! I'll bite you!] 011 had never met such a disgusting human being before. He was so angry that he was about to rush out, but suddenly he heard the sound of the box door behind him opening.

Seeing the cool and handsome young professor coming out, he angrily hugged his tail and lay in the host's arms, turning his head away, leaving only his butt facing him.

Uriel: ...

He pinched his brows, looked at the young man who was meeting his uncle, and said calmly, "Tell me, who do you want to skin and pull out the tendons?"