Synopsis: System No. 011, codename Yao Yao, is the Time and Space Administration's most outstanding task assistance system.
Due to recent staff shortages, he was assigned by his superviso...
Chapter 50: Black Eats Black
As a villain system, 011 has always kept in mind his mission to do bad things, and this is a good opportunity for him.
Anyway, after catching them, you can rescue them, and after rescuing them, you can find a way to catch them again. This cycle can be repeated and become a perpetual motion machine for increasing villain value.
"..." When Z heard what the red panda said, he didn't know for a moment whether he was joking or serious.
He looked at the young man in front of him with his deep eyes, and then he found that the other party was not joking, but was really muttering about an evil conspiracy.
Z laughed a little and rubbed his head. "So should we go back now, or go buy some sugar-roasted chestnuts?"
I don't know what those people care about.
This little greedy cat almost forgot that he came here to buy food.
"Oh, yes, I almost forgot. Then go buy it for me quickly! I also want to eat skewers!" 011 has been in this world for so long that he has studied human cuisine. Thinking of this, he immediately forgot about his work.
He used his hands and feet to push Z out, and then he tilted his head as if he just remembered something.
Watching Z's figure gradually disappear, the red panda directly opened the light brain on his wrist. "Speaking of which, Smith probably doesn't have time to date other lovers right now. So I'll be a good person and find a reason to let them go back first."
Thinking of this, he opened the chat box with RE.
"Boss, could you please send me that Dr. Smith schedule you sent me earlier?" 011's finger moved quickly on the virtual screen, and the message was quickly sent, with the message showing as read.
RE (Big Fool): [……]
RE (Big Idiot): [So you brought him back because you lost the timetable? Never mind, what do you need the timetable for now?]
Looking at the message, 011 instantly thought of Smith and her lover beating each other up with bruises on their faces.
He immediately felt guilty, but then he realized what he was doing wasn't a bad thing, so he justified himself. "I was just trying to find a random excuse to tell Dr. Smith's other lovers to go back first. Otherwise, it would be embarrassing for them to keep waiting."
The red panda Xiao Yuanlian is responsible and determined at work.
That's right, even if the mission fails, he will give this failed mission a perfect ending.
RE (Big Idiot): […That’s thoughtful.]
RE (Big Idiot): [File]
011 looked at the form with a smile on his face, and immediately threw it away and closed the dialog box after using it. Recalling the group messaging function, he entered the contact numbers of these people one by one on the computer, and then racked his brains to edit a message.
[Dr. Smith was caught by her lover while having an affair with his mistress and was seriously injured, so today's appointment is cancelled.]
[Welcome to visit us next time.]
"It will definitely work now. What a standard beautiful, strong and tragic character. These lovers will definitely love her even more." 011 looked at the interface where she had successfully sent the message with a smile on her face and cute dimples on her cheeks.
He felt like he was truly a genius.
Just as the red panda was looking at the first mission he had completed in the villain organization with pride, there was a sudden and slow knock on the porthole beside him.
011 turned his head when he heard the sound, and then he saw Z carrying a bunch of snacks.
His beautiful ginger eyes widened instantly, and he ran over excitedly to open the door. He was immediately attracted by the aroma of various fried or grilled meats. "Wow, he even bought seafood in gravy. Z is really the best villain in the world!"
011 only gave 10 star coins, but he didn't expect Z to buy him so many delicious foods.
"The best villain? Okay, then I am the best villain in the world." Z felt that sometimes this little fool's train of thought was completely different from theirs. If it weren't for the warm body temperature, he would have doubted whether Yaoyao was a human being.
He put his things down and jumped into the car, then held the orange-red girl staring at the snacks in his lap. "What made you so happy just now? Did you get in touch with your boyfriends, oh no, your brothers?"
Z's eyes are different from those of ordinary people, and this substance does not block his vision particularly much.
He easily saw 011 inside the door, holding a laptop and clicking around as if he was very happy. It was hard not to suspect that he was trying to escape secretly without telling them.
“?” 011 doesn’t like humans’ high body temperature.
But considering that this person had offered him so many delicious foods, he hummed twice and acquiesced. Then, remembering the other party's question, he looked up in surprise, and a trace of guilt secretly flashed across his pretty face. "No, I joined you voluntarily."
Of course it’s because I want to use you!
After I complete the task, I will secretly arrest all of you and torture you severely, hahaha!
The evil red panda has an innocent look on his face.
"Oh, I believe you, but why were you so happy just now?" Z leaned back to avoid being slapped in the face by his fingers that grabbed the shell of the sugar-roasted chestnuts.
Looking at the look on this little bastard's face, you could tell that he must be secretly cursing them in his heart.
When 011 heard his words, she suddenly remembered something and her dimples appeared on her face. "Of course it's because of work!"
RE must think that he is a good employee now. After all, not every villain employee is like him. After messing things up, he not only did not make excuses, but also remembered to clean up the mess!
The red panda completely forgot about his previous mischief.
"Work? What big thing are you doing?" Z became interested and wiped the sauce off his face with a handkerchief. He narrowed his sharp eyes at his smug look and felt that he had seen this expression somewhere before.
It shouldn't cause any more trouble, right?
011 didn't notice the young man's distrust. He habitually turned his head to instruct him to wipe the other side of his cheek and said proudly, "Of course it's the job of picking up and dropping off Dr. Smith's lovers. Speaking of which, I'd like to trouble you to take a look for me."
The polite little panda said this, and tapped the light brain with his clean fingers that were not holding anything.
A row of chat records suddenly appeared above.
"Did you take a look at my group message?" Because he had just sent 30,000 ransom text messages to someone, 011 didn't say it, but now he was not very confident in his skills.
Z's pupils shrank as he looked at the message above. "Are you saying that you just sent this message to all of Smith's lovers?"
As a master of time management, among her many lovers, only her legal husband knew about the existence of other people, and she kept the other "lovers" secret.
He mourned for Smith in his heart.
"Is there anything wrong with sending it like this? It's so awkward to keep them waiting. What if they get upset?" 011 tilted his head. His skin glowed white under his orange-red hair. He looked like a good boy.
Z looked at him and couldn't bear to say anything more. He just pinched his face and sighed, "It's okay, you did a great job. It's been a long time since Advent has been so lively."
He had a feeling that as long as the red panda was there on that day, his surroundings would remain bustling with activity.
"Then let's go back quickly. I still want to discuss my plan with the boss." 011 felt that the human in front of him was strange and seemed to be gloating, but he didn't know who would be in trouble, so he just thought Z was entertaining himself.
He was now anxious to develop his great plan.
Z sighed. He found that he sighed more often since the red panda came.
He simply set the hover car to automatic driving, leaned against the car window and hugged the boy in his arms. After thinking about it, he sent a message to his cheap boss.
[Let Smith escape as quickly as possible.]
——
After returning to the landing, 011 had just finished eating the food he had.
His stomach was like a bottomless pit, which made Z beside him press it anxiously. He only breathed a sigh of relief after making sure that it was still a thin layer and not bulging.
After 011 cleaned up the evidence of the crime and made sure there was no trace of food theft on his body, he jumped off the hovercraft and came to the ground.
He is a little lazy now, but his hidden ambition still supports him to refuse the warm big bed in the dormitory and go to RE's office to discuss the plan.
011 originally wanted to bring Z along, but he was called away for something, so he had to go alone.
"RE, Boss, are you there? I want to come in and talk to you about something serious." He leaned against the door stealthily, listening carefully to the noises several times, but there was no response for a long time.
He guessed that RE might have left first because of something.
011 pretended to straighten up, then knocked on the door again and asked sweetly, "Oh, if you don't object, I'll take it as your consent. I'm coming in."
As soon as he finished speaking, he opened the door as quickly as possible and slipped in like a little mouse.
"Haha, I'm going to scare him when he comes back! He won't dare to be mean to me again in the future." 011 glanced around the office and found that the only place where someone could hide was under the table.
But when he walked over, his attention was attracted by the swivel chair in front of him which looked very comfortable.
011 felt that this was a symbol of power, that this was the seat the boss should sit in. He listened to the door and saw no one was passing by, then sat down immediately with a serious expression on his round face. "Is this what power feels like?"
The chair was a little too big for him, and when he sat on it, his feet could only barely touch the ground.
"The boss takes turns, and now it's my turn. Now I am the boss who has arrived, hahaha!" 011 was spinning around wildly on the chair proudly, twisting left and right, holding the water cup beside him with a very comfortable look.
Just when he had enough fun and was about to get up, he suddenly heard a creaking sound from beneath him.
Then 011 fell uncontrollably to the right. Just as he was about to jump away like a furry panda by supporting himself on the table, the swivel chair, which had been split in half, fell to the ground.
011: ...
It’s over, I actually broke the boss’s chair.
The little panda's eyes rolled around, and then he quickly found four cameras in the office, and his heart was about to drop.
He rubbed his face and forced himself to calm down. "It's over. What should I do now? Will RE force me to pay star coins again?"
Although 011 thought it didn't matter if he lost some money, he was more afraid of being scolded by that RE. The other party must be even more convinced that he was a fool!
"Is this thing still safe to install now?" He quietly moved over to take a look and found that it was a structure of two steel pipes.
It must have just scattered accidentally.
011 tried to put the seat and the support together, and immediately the broken swivel chair was restored to its original state. When he was about to experiment, he suddenly heard footsteps, conversations and arguments outside the door.
"I told you long ago that you should send him to the lab bench first, but now you've messed up the tissue like this."
"Then I'll send you up first and let me see how far you can go. I'll say it again, Smith, don't even think about attacking him."
"Alright, seeing how anxious you are, someone who doesn't know would think you're trying to arrest your wife."
…
011's ears almost popped out of their sockets as he listened to the sound getting closer and closer. He pressed the top of his head with lingering fear, then quickly moved away from the crime scene and sat down obediently.
"I will handle your experimental data this time. The organization will pay you 3 million star coins once things are done." The moment RE stepped into the office, he paused. He faintly smelled a familiar fragrance in the air.
Looking towards the snow-white figure, the red panda was sitting obediently on the chair, with its snow-white and soft thighs pressed together, and its little face slightly wet with sweat.
The aroma, which was not very noticeable when touched up close, quickly filled the place after being evaporated by the heat.
RE rarely frowned, but his Adam's apple slid uncontrollably a few times and his mouth felt a little dry. He thought this was probably the discomfort of having his territory invaded.
He turned around and closed the office door. He didn't look at the other person but lowered his eyes and asked, "Why are you here?"
Did you come here specifically to wait for him?
"Ah, I just came to take a look, but it seems you have something to do, so I'll leave first." 011 maintained a very perfect smile on her pretty little face at this moment, and her hands were placed quietly on her knees for the first time.
Maybe his actions gave people a wrong impression.
Dr. Smith smiled, then took two big strides over and sat directly in the RE seat, blinking, without noticing the sudden change in expression on the boy's face.
She exuded charm unrestrainedly. She didn't look at him carefully at first, but now looking at the boy's face, she suddenly didn't want to see such a beautiful little face become unrecognizable because of the experiment.
Smith smiled, holding his chin in his hand. "I heard that you took the initiative to join the Advent. Could it be because of RE?"
Her eyes flicked between the two of them.
An unknown emotion flashed across his eyes.
RE, the idiot, didn't seem to realize how much he cared about this pretty boy. This might be a good opportunity. RE had been in this position long enough.
"Ah, yes." 011 tilted his head after hearing her words. He could be said to have stayed because of RE.
If this bastard hadn't threatened him!
How could this little panda just stay like that!
And he's not even the boss!
He was muttering to himself about the vicious leader of the villain organization, and didn't notice that the other party's gaze fell on him and then moved away as if it was burned.
RE knows a little more about Smith.
He calmly withdrew his gaze and looked at her. He immediately noticed the implicit temptation in her words. His tone was as calm and gentle as usual, "If you have nothing else to do, you can leave. I still have work to do next."
However, the invisible mental force trapped Smith like a wave and made it impossible for him to breathe.
"Ahem...Okay, I got it." Smith narrowed her eyes. This guy never had the idea of meddling in other people's business before. She sneered and turned around in her chair, but had no intention of leaving.
RE is going to become a fool like 339.
You have to know that 339 had to step down from this position because she caught him with such evidence.
Humans are really an interesting species. The former leader 339, who was usually ruthless and committed all kinds of evil, actually died for a little girl.
Smith looked at the man in front of him and smiled.
If this guy hadn't suddenly appeared, the position of leader would have been hers.
But it doesn't matter.
Soon RE will follow in 339's footsteps.
Smith's already excited mood became even more excited when she thought of this. She hummed a song, enjoying the cold malice, and spun around in her chair. She said with a strong sense of evil, "I will leave him a beautiful corpse. You should trust my skills. It will be as fresh and beautiful as he is now."
She waited to see the RE in front of her break its defense.
After all, she is still useful now, and RE can't kill her in the middle of the experiment no matter what.
Smith pushed all the new and old grudges caused by the fire in the backyard onto RE. Just when she felt the chair under her spinning faster and faster, there was a subtle click suddenly.
Then 011 saw Dr. Smith humming a song and saying a bunch of weird things, and he disappeared in an instant while singing.
Disappeared behind the desk.
"..." Feeling RE's gaze, 011 hummed a song and looked around, but she didn't dare look at his face covered by the huge smiley face. "Look at the sky, it's really blue. Look at the trees, they're really lush. The gas is still on at home, so I'm going home first."
As he said this, Maomao glanced furtively at the man next to him and then stood up.
When he found that RE was still staring at him.
Sat down again.
011 nodded his head and answered the call pretending he hadn't seen anything. "What? Z, you said your leg was broken and you wanted me to help?"
As he spoke, he stood up and walked out.
As a result, before he took two steps, a large cold hand pinched his chin. He looked into the huge smiling pattern with a bit of compulsion. The little panda's bright eyes looked left and right in an instant, but he didn't dare to look at him.
"Z is broken? Then just leave it broken, so that you won't be controlled by some little thing and become a male slave." RE's voice was surprisingly gentle.
011 didn't know what was going on, but he inexplicably recalled the young man who had just asked Smith what to do about his lover. He blinked and said, "Boss, what are you talking about? I don't understand. Look at my hair. Actually, I'm from Orange Planet. I don't understand what you are talking about."
He began to lie with his eyes open.
Originally he wanted to admit his mistake, but it was Dr. Smith who talked behind his back and wanted to send him to the operating table. How hateful!
You deserve to fall.
The red panda is secretly grinding its teeth.
"..." When it comes to reckless attacks, RE is no match for the little panda in front of him. He could only take a deep breath and pinch the cute and innocent little face. "I just want to say that she fell and broke the cup just now. Be careful not to prick your foot."
He carried the orange-haired boy out of the office as if he was carrying a little panda.
Smith's cries of pain rang out, "Isn't there anyone who wants to save me? I feel like my leg is broken. You spent so much money on this chair, how come it's broken? You did it on purpose, you bastard!"
It looks like he was really hurt from the fall.
011 lay behind RE and looked at the situation inside, and the guilt on his face could hardly be concealed.
"And this little jinx, if you don't want me to use it for experiments, just send it back." Smith thought of his aching head the moment he saw him. "How else am I supposed to carry out my work in the future?"
This really broke her defense.
“…” 011 didn’t expect that there would be a day when it would be returned. It instantly turned into a crying cat and grabbed RE’s sleeve.
His plan hasn't even started yet!
RE inexplicably saw his reluctance to part with him in those pitiful eyes, pursed his lips slightly, and then looked away with some discomfort, "He is actually still useful."
After all, I didn't say anything to make the red panda sad.
"Then leave him to me. I think his pretty face will be able to integrate well with snake genes." Smith narrowed his eyes, although if he was not careful he would be infected and become like Jenny, neither human nor ghost.
But who cares about the life of a prisoner?
011 almost got furious when he heard this. You know, what he feared most was snakes, and this hateful guy actually wanted to turn his cute little panda into a nasty snake!
If he had the chance, he would definitely bite this bad guy to death!
Seeing the crazy light flashing in Smith's eyes, the red panda was about to speak fiercely, but was interrupted by Smith's wildly vibrating light brain the next second.
Smith was stunned and looked at the contact.
He is her best lover.
She felt her tailbone was a little sprained, and she struggled to operate the light brain to open it. Then, the next second, she heard a familiar gentle voice and the crackling sound of many people fighting on the other side. "Dear, it turns out that today's mistress is just the beginning. You actually gave me so many gifts."
In the virtual image, behind the gentle young man, there were seven or eight men and women engaged in a melee.
They all say that the other party is a mistress.
"..." Only three words flashed through Smith's mind. It's over. How did this group of people find their way directly to her home?
As if sensing her problem, the man opposite her could barely keep his smile to himself. He said with a forced smile, "Honey, are you wondering why they came here? Of course it's because you sent each of them text messages expressing your hope for another date, and the contact information you left was all from your home landline!"
“So I asked them all out.”
At this point, the man laughed out of anger.
"..." Upon hearing this, the little panda secretly glanced at RE next to him and found that he was looking at him.
He quickly looked away. He only knew that the number was Smith's personal contact number. Who would have known that it was actually his home landline?
RE:……
He looked at the mess in the room, took a deep breath and closed the door. Looking at the boy's face, he finally decided to divert his attention. "Is there something you want to talk to me about today?"
The other party usually wants to avoid him.
It is definitely the case that one does not come to the temple for no reason.
"Ah, yes. I came here specifically to tell you a shocking secret." 011 glanced around as he spoke, then tugged at the man's sleeve. When he bent down and listened, he continued, "I've discovered the Empire's conspiracy."
He totally looks like a badass red panda.
RE originally thought that he was going to say some meaningless nonsense, but when he heard this, he raised his eyebrows in surprise. Isn't this little panda from the empire?
He lowered his long dark eyelashes and looked over. The red panda was still talking, unaware of anything, and its hot and humid breath hit the side of his neck.
RE turned his head away awkwardly for the first time. "Apart from you, there's probably no one from the Empire here, so feel free to continue talking."
He straightened up and resumed his distant, gentle demeanor.
"Is that so? Then I'll be frank. I just heard in town that the Empire wants to trade Uriel for me." 011 didn't notice anything was wrong with the person in front of him. He pursed his lips and looked over with a smile. "I think we can take this opportunity to secretly operate a black-and-white operation!"
The red panda racked his brains and came up with a conspiracy.
"Black eating black?" RE laughed a little when he heard his voice. Does this guy know what black eating black means?
However, he couldn't say much in this situation. He didn't want to see what the other party could say. "Then continue to talk about your plan."
The voice unconsciously became much softer.
"The thugs robbing each other is just a pretense." 011 knew he had misunderstood when he asked this question. He snorted and wondered how such an idiot could become the boss. "Don't you want to recruit a talented person like me and then capture Uriel?"
If the red panda had a tail at this moment, it would probably be swinging back and forth and pointing up into the sky.
RE's expression suddenly became a little subtle after hearing about that outstanding talent. Indeed, it was the first time he had seen such an "outstanding" talent in this position for so long.
But what made him even more curious was why the other party suddenly brought up this matter.
So he didn't say anything and just waited for the boy to continue.
011 didn't notice that the seemingly elegant and steady RE was secretly talking about him, and continued, "So we can pretend to be a gang of robbers and you can pretend to be another group and kidnap Uriel and me together."
"Then the Empire will definitely not target you."
After the little panda finished speaking, he looked at the man in front of him with a beaming face, waiting for him to give him his praise.
After all, his plan was flawless.
RE:……
This plan actually sounds feasible.
"That's awesome." Apart from anything else, RE felt that this plan at least prevented the red panda from giving away lives, and it also knew how to remove himself from the organization.
He narrowed his eyes and looked at the boy in front of him.
I still can't imagine that they would betray the Empire so directly and join them. Is this also part of the plan? Lure them over and then capture them all in one fell swoop?
Perhaps this is the Empire's provocation.
That's why they sent such an idiot here as an undercover agent.
RE decided to take on this challenge. He looked at the young man in front of him, his tone still gentle and warm. "Then, can you tell me specifically how you want to implement this plan?"
"My idea is this. When the time comes, we will agree on a meeting place, and then put drugs there to knock them all out." 011 showed his little fangs evilly, and with his dimples, he looked sweet and cool.
He had no idea how adorable he looked, and continued to mutter, "Then we'll dress up like the Empire won't believe it's us, and then we'll rob the thieves and finally take everyone away!"
011 thought about this problem very carefully.
"...What does it look like?" RE suddenly had a bad feeling.
011 raised his chin proudly and said, "You guys are usually boys when you go out. If you pretend to be girls, they definitely won't be able to tell who you are!"
Who would have thought that a villain organization would dress like women?
RE:……
Obviously no one could have guessed that.
However, in order to see what medicine the little panda had bought in its gourd, he did not say anything. "The Empire did send me a message, saying that they can use you in exchange for Uriel. Since you are so confident, I will leave this matter to you."
As soon as he finished speaking, his subordinate who had been eavesdropping on him for most of the day came out slowly with a sad face.
"Boss, let's just forget it. If this gets out, we'll be laughed at for 9981 days." The wolf-eared brother also turned into a crying cat head at this moment.
RE pretended not to see anything.
You can't catch a wolf without risking your child.
He wanted to see what the red panda was trying to do.
011 rolled his eyes, fearing that someone would object and ruin his plan. He immediately trotted over to Wolf Ear and said, "No one will laugh at you. Just like me, I particularly like humans who look good in skirts! You are so beautiful that you will look good in anything."
The red panda's mouth is always super sweet when he needs others.
"Yes, is it?" The sweet fragrance came, and the wolf-eared brother was instantly mesmerized and turned into a fool, and his originally fluent articulation became halting.
Is the boy's taste so special?
011 had no idea what the orc in front of him was thinking. He nuzzled into the orc like a red panda and said, "Yeah, you'll look really good in a skirt too."
Actually, it doesn’t matter if you don’t wear this skirt.
But who made him be coaxed by the host into wearing that little cloak and skirt and be teased by everyone at the table?
Now the red panda is going to vent his anger.
He's a little bad guy.
"It's okay for us to wear this skirt, but you have to wear it with us." Z, who had finished all his work and heard the sound of the wind, spoke with a smile.
011 was furious for a moment, but he pretended not to care. "I'm a hostage, so if I wear a skirt, won't it be exposed?"
He argued with forced composure, saying that the last time he wore a skirt he was laughed at was enough for him, and he never wanted to see a skirt again in his life.
"Who said you were a hostage? You little liar, what if you run to their side?" Z didn't buy his talk at all.
He saw that the panda was trying to play a prank, but he didn't expose it directly. He just said softly, "So, why don't you come with us to capture someone? As for the hostage, we can just grab a test subject that's close to your size."
Just wait for him to jump into the trap.
"How could I possibly run away? My feelings for you are clear as day and night." 011 felt as if his little tricks had been exposed when he heard his words, and suddenly felt a little guilty. "Even if you tell me to run away later, I won't."
Z has the genes of a tiger, and as a large cat he also has the instinct to play with his prey.
Even though he could see the panda's guilty conscience, he continued with a smile, "The more you refuse, the more suspicious it becomes. Boss, I think this plan should be abandoned..."
Before he could finish his sentence, a beautiful head with a fierce look and small fangs appeared on his chest.
"Boss QAQ!" 011 stood on tiptoe, covered Z's mouth with his hands, and looked at RE next to him with tears in his eyes, hoping that the boss could do him some justice.
Then I noticed that the other person turned his face away and looked to the other side.
RE cleared his throat and stared at the boy's face, which was as beautiful as a peach when he was angry, although he didn't want to admit it.
But he actually wanted to see it too.
011 smelled a conspiracy. He looked at the men in front of him fiercely and gritted his teeth. However, for the sake of his own evil plot, he could only snort heavily, "Isn't it enough that I promised you?"
The little panda's face puffed up and he stopped talking.
At this time, Z began to coax him skillfully again.
"You really don't want to see me? Then it seems you don't want to see these night market snacks either." Z sighed, put his hands behind his back and was about to pretend to leave when someone grabbed his arm.
As soon as I looked down, I saw the red panda's eyes full of longing.
If you don’t know, you might think you are looking at your lover.
Z pinched his face. Seeing that the little panda was about to pout to the sky, he didn't want to tease him anymore. Receiving the look from RE next to him, he smiled and said, "It's okay to eat less. The human body is not that fragile."
RE finally sighed as he watched the little panda being coaxed into submission by such a low-brow method.
With a bitter feeling that he himself was not aware of, he looked at his subordinates beside him and said, "Dr. Smith has a broken leg. Please take him to the infirmary."
After saying that, he turned around and left.
"Will your boss participate this time?" 011 looked at his back and rubbed his paws in his mind like a red panda with devil horns, and couldn't wait to try out his own prank.
Then the next second, someone rubbed his head.
Then Z's voice rang out, "He still needs to show up to negotiate with the Empire. If he's not there, I'm afraid the Empire will be suspicious."
To put it simply, you can't wear skirts.
"No wonder you agreed so quickly just now, or you knew you didn't need to wear it at all." The wolf ear next to him muttered, and then he was quickly slapped in the face by his brother.
He immediately held his head and stopped talking.
011 looked at the two of them, still unable to imagine what they would look like in skirts, and giggled secretly while covering her mouth.
The two brothers felt a little helpless when they saw him, but when they thought about seeing Xiao Piaoliang wearing a skirt, they felt that at least it was not a complete loss.
After a simple goodbye, he left.
The instigator 011 ate the food brought back by Z without a care in the world, and was in a good mood, humming a song and left the laboratory.
——
Advent handles things very quickly.
As soon as he woke up the next day, 011 was held in the arms of a man in a daze. He was used to being served and was not uncomfortable. He asked him to stretch his hands and feet. When he came to his senses, he saw his current appearance in the mirror.
In order to conceal their identities, these people even gave him a long, straight black wig.
011 itself is not a human being, and its appearance is designed to best suit human aesthetics, so as long as the color tone is a little darker, the liveliness of the body will disappear and become a little gloomy.
Especially now that he looked so confused.
What appeared in the mirror at this moment was a tall girl with a cold temperament who looked a little arrogant.
"What a beautiful baby." Z, who was standing nearby, was not so excited. He was used to the appearance of red pandas. Although he thought women's clothes were also very beautiful, he was still a little uncomfortable with it.
But it's still okay to tease each other.
011 smiled at the compliment, "Of course! I'm the most popular type, oh no, human!"
The predecessors in the system space all said that his human form was good-looking.
But then he thought again that it was this human in front of him who woke him up and changed into a little skirt that only girls wear. He suddenly became angry and pounced on the human like a furry little jumping spider, howling angrily.
"Does your tooth hurt?" Z didn't care about his little fuss at all.
011 thought he was being ridiculous. Back in the military academy, whoever he bit would show signs of pain. He jumped down angrily, "Are we going to start our plan so early?"
He thought they wouldn't be able to leave until noon.
"We agreed to go there at 12 o'clock. If we don't get there soon, they might leave before they get there." Z looked at the time. It was just nine o'clock, so it was definitely in time, but the red panda hadn't had breakfast yet.
011 also thought of this. Since he is not a human, he naturally does not feel hungry.
But because I have been a human for a long time, getting up every morning to eat has gradually become a habit. After thinking about it, I finally decided to get up and go to the cafeteria to have breakfast together.
He looked at Z in front of him and said, "I'm going to change my clothes. Please wait for me outside the door."
He still remembered that this human was a pervert who liked to chew on claws.
Z stopped teasing him and nodded obediently and walked out the door. After all, for a red panda, wearing a skirt and "robbing robbers" might be the limit.
…
011 changed his clothes and followed him to the cafeteria.
He didn't know if it was his illusion, but since he came in, everyone in the cafeteria had their eyes on him. But when they saw what he was wearing, they immediately looked away in disappointment.
“???” 011 sat down with a question mark on his head, and could only think that these people might have some serious illness today.
He ate his meal under covert surveillance, and when he went outside, he discovered that some passing researchers were also secretly watching him.
011 now felt something was not right.
He thought these people were provoking him, and his delicate eyebrows immediately raised and he rolled up his sleeves and was about to rush over, but then he was quickly stopped by Z next to him.
Z hugged him and put him to the other side. "These people actually just want to see you in women's clothing."
"They're different from me. They're all just trying to secretly laugh at you." He secretly glared at them and took the opportunity to criticize others. "The boss must be the same. I saw the lights in his office were on until five in the morning yesterday."
This is no better than saying that they are provocative.
A researcher who had been secretly paying attention to the situation here showed a look of contempt when he heard the man's words.
What a scheming dog.
"So stay away from them later. I'm afraid they will come up and laugh at you." Or maybe it means licking you. Z didn't say the implication of this sentence. Instead, when he heard people around him scolding him for being scheming, he felt like he had received a medal.
011 didn't notice the undercurrent.
He really thought these people wanted to laugh at him, so he went back and changed into his work clothes, then sneaked into the airship very stealthily, avoiding the sight of everyone below.
I thought no one would notice.
Unexpectedly, as soon as I slipped in, I bumped into an exceptionally hot and hard chest.
You looked up and saw the snow leopard's face in makeup.
011: ...
He looked at the elegant silk dress that was bulging out on the other person and couldn't help laughing out loud. How could this happen to Snow Leopard?
The man's eyes flickered and he looked away as if he was embarrassed by his smile.
With the way paved by others, 011 thought wearing a skirt was not difficult at all and continued to walk in with her head held high. Then she found two wolf-orc brothers wearing red skirts. Their handsome faces and red lips made them look very charming.
There were several people wearing different styles of skirts behind.
"The place I agreed with the Empire is on the second floor of a high-end cocktail party, so we need to dress formally." RE looked at the black-haired "girl" in the distance who was laughing so hard that she couldn't straighten her back. His eyes swept over the other's exposed white skin and he looked away somewhat unnaturally.
The red panda actually looks quite heroic, but its soft face shape makes it look more beautiful than ordinary people.
I didn’t expect the skirt to look so good on the other person.
The black dress, which is a bit like Lolita, the knee-high socks and the round-toed leather shoes really look like the eldest daughter with a proud personality who whips people at every turn.
011 saw that he was still looking at him, and suddenly remembered what Z had just said and snorted.
Want to laugh at him? No way!
RE also realized that his gaze was a bit rude, so he gently moved to the side. Looking at this scene, he felt that this plan was bound to fail.
But he has prepared a retreat.
It depends on what choice the red panda makes at that time.
…
Just as 011 was looking out the porthole for the Nth time, the spaceship finally arrived at the designated location.
This time they chose a residential planet.
The population is huge, and if anything happens, they can easily grab a few people and threaten them. 011 feels that he has become a little worse by following these people.
He followed RE off the spacecraft.
The other person took off his lens hood at this moment, but replaced it with another silicone product. When he put it on his face, he soon turned into another person.
011 took a few curious glances and then looked away without interest.
The cocktail party was much more interesting in his eyes because someone from the organization had put makeup on him before he came. After looking in the mirror, he found that he looked a little similar to before, but not much, and no one would definitely notice him.
Thinking this, he walked in happily.
Pretend not to know RE and the others at all.
He didn't notice at all that the young men on the second floor had their pupils slightly dilated the moment he came in.
Lu Tai gripped the armrest tightly, "It's Yaoyao."
"They actually dared to come here and dress up classmate Yao like that." Yi Si's handsome yet cold face turned cold as ice. "Do you think we can't recognize you like this?"
He watched with gritted teeth.
"Is this really that little bastard? The person who came is so cunning, could it be a smokescreen?" Cedric was a little skeptical at the moment because he had seen a lot of the world, but when he looked at the back, he felt that the figure looked especially like a red panda.
But it's because he looks like him that I'm not sure.
Lu Tai loosened his grip on the armrest, his face dark as ink that could not be dissolved. "We'll know when the time comes."
He turned and walked downstairs.
…
011 here has secretly followed RE to the box where they and Empire had agreed to meet.
I don’t know what they had prepared in advance, but RE walked in without any hesitation, and he followed the small gang who wanted to "rob robbers" into the box next door.
This box is equipped with a full set of surveillance equipment, and 011 can see what is happening in the next box at a glance.
Qin Buyang was sent by the empire this time. He must have come in a hurry. He didn't even bother to style his red hair into a handsome style. He looked like a young and rebellious military cadet in his casual clothes.
To his right was Uriel, who was tied up.
011 imitated the villains beside him and put on headphones. Qin Buyang's lazy and magnetic voice reached his ears through the data, "I have brought the person you want. Where is the person I want? You don't have anyone and are trying to trick me, right?"
The moment the voice fell, Uriel next to him was pushed out directly by him, and almost flew over because of the force.
There is always some personal grudge involved.
"Of course, bring it up." RE's voice still maintained a gentle and calm mood at this moment, and then a person with orange-red hair who looked very similar to him walked out of the picture.
Then 011 saw Qin Buyang pause.
Just when he was sighing at how clever his plan was, and how he had managed to fool Qin Buyang, the next second he heard the man's sighing voice, "If you want to trick me, at least be more careful."
"That little bastard is 176.5cm tall. You just sent me a 176cm stand-in. Aren't you just insulting my intelligence?"
The air was silent for a moment after his voice fell.
011 noticed that everyone around him was looking at him. He gritted his teeth and laughed twice, "He's talking nonsense. 176.5 is rounded to 177, right? 177 is rounded to 180, so why can't I be 180?"