Synopsis: System No. 011, codename Yao Yao, is the Time and Space Administration's most outstanding task assistance system.
Due to recent staff shortages, he was assigned by his superviso...
Chapter 51 Plan Pass
Height has always been 011's sore spot.
His red panda form was obviously so wild and ferocious, but his human form was only up to the chest of his seniors, so he could only pretend not to care and then report his height as 180cm.
"Damn it!" The red panda stared at the red-haired man with a frivolous smile on the surveillance screen and felt so angry that his teeth were itching.
After capturing Qin Buyang and bringing him to their territory, 011 would let this human massage his shoulders and legs, sleep on the floor, and only eat half a bowl of rice.
The people next to him were trying to hold back their laughter.
Fearing that the red panda would get angry, they quickly looked away when the boy looked at them angrily.
011 found that they didn't seem to pay much attention to this matter, so he breathed a sigh of relief. He narrowed his caramel eyes and continued to look at the surveillance in front of him.
The RE in the picture didn't seem to expect that they could recognize it so quickly, and was unable to answer for a while.
It was Qin Buyang who came over, proudly holding up the photo projected on his laptop. "Use your own eyes to see for yourself. How exactly does this person resemble Yaoyao?"
This photo must have been taken secretly.
A boy with warm orange-red hair was holding a piece of cake in the sun with a smile on his face. He had shallow dimples and looked like he was from a different dimension than them.
There are also photos of me sleeping with messy hair.
"?" 011 looked at his own photo on his laptop and didn't realize when he was secretly photographed.
He had no concept of beauty or ugliness, so naturally he couldn't tell what the difference was. If you ignored the bone structure, this person was exactly like him.
RE, who was standing on the other side of the wall, looked at the photo in Qin Bu Yangguang's mind and inexplicably felt that what he said made some sense.
But in this situation, with the red panda watching him from next door, he definitely couldn't admit it. "General Qin, you're joking. I've always been honest in business, and I wouldn't cheat anyone with fake goods."
"Or does General Qin actually not want to save the kid from your school at all?" RE's face looks ordinary to the outside world, but he exudes amazing charm when he smiles.
The tall man with broad shoulders and narrow waist poured himself a cup of tea and sat down at the side of the box.
His conversation exudes grace and grace from the inside out.
Qin Buyang had been dealing with him for a long time, but this was the first time he saw him acting like a peacock. He looked in the direction the other party always glanced at unintentionally and found a suspected surveillance camera, then he smiled knowingly.
It turned out that there were other guests in a private room.
He ignored RE's nonsense, his attitude calmed down a bit as he leaned lazily against the sofa. "Tell me what you want. Could it be that in your eyes, Uriel is not as good as an ordinary student?"
Qin Buyang tilted his head, and his handsome face with deep and smooth lines raised slightly as he looked towards the camera thoughtfully.
"An ordinary student?" RE ignored his gaze, just sniffed and put the cup down with a smile. "If it was an ordinary student, would you have mobilized so many people?"
He didn't say this to play Tai Chi.
RE is really curious about the identity of this red panda.
Qin Buyang raised his eyebrows, his thin lips slightly curled. "Generally speaking, this transaction has nothing to do with the Empire. It was my personal idea. I also kidnapped Uriel. As for the reason you asked, it's probably because I have a crush on him. Everyone sitting here is completely fascinated by him."
He spoke half-truthfully without looking at the expression on RE's face opposite him.
"?" RE was silent for a moment. He didn't expect that the reason was so simple. However, when he thought of the people in his organization, his thin lips, which had been slightly raised, fell again.
Their people are not that smart either.
RE's move this time was purely a test, and he did not use all his energy to deal with the old fox in front of him. He was just waiting for the mastermind behind the conspiracy to make a big appearance and then scare everyone.
The person who is deeply missed by everyone in the room is being analyzed in a box just across the wall.
011 looked at the snow leopard next to him, remembering how frightening it had been when it emerged from the virtual assessment. "What do you think would be a good time for us to go in? Something that would give them a scare."
This is the only way to scare the other party, and use your momentum to make it difficult for them to run away, hahaha!
"..." Snow Leopard glanced at himself after hearing this, then glanced at the other colleagues around him, "Actually, I think the way we are now is scary enough."
After saying this, he looked at the red panda's pretty face, which immediately turned fierce, and added, "Actually, I think the timing is pretty good now. They're all feeling awkward, and if we suddenly come in, it might liven up the atmosphere."
The entire snow leopard is now numb.
I just hope that when I go in, those idiots in the empire won’t secretly take pictures.
"Well, I never knew a big, stupid guy like you had so many bad ideas in his head." 011 really took what he said to heart, his eyes suddenly brightening, "Next we'll kick the door open and rush in and yell 'robbery!'"
The men around nodded numbly. They had received enough stares downstairs just now.
It seems that the boss is really deeply in love.
I can actually play with you like this.
011 was completely oblivious to the fact that the people around him were secretly complaining. He thought for a moment, looking at the two important figures on the screen who were still so embarrassed that they could only drink water non-stop. "Wait, you guys rush in the front, and I'll cover your retreat from behind!"
His beautiful big caramel-colored eyes rolled around, and the word "evil intentions" was written all over his face.
"..." Snow Leopard looked at the little bad guy in front of him, took a deep breath and finally surrendered. He simply determined the order of entry and then walked out of the door nervously for the first time.
011 is like a little tail at the end of the crowd.
They came to the next room in a stealthy manner, and when they heard no sound from inside, they kicked open the tightly closed door of the box with great force.
"Robbery!" 011 shouted after them.
Then, suppressed laughter was heard from inside the door, and the originally tense and stagnant atmosphere completely dissipated.
011 peeked out from behind the wolf-eared man in front of him, and immediately spotted the host sitting on the sofa. He waved furtively and greeted him with surprise, "Host, host, it's me! I've successfully infiltrated the enemy! I've become their core member! This conspiracy was my idea!"
He opened the internal communication channel and showed off everything he could without missing a single detail.
"..." Lu Tai, who had been sitting quietly on the sofa, suddenly looked up when he heard the words. What he saw was a wall of strange-looking people. He only took a look and felt that he might need to wash his eyes.
Qin Buyang next to him also heard the sound.
But he wasn't too surprised. After all, he had guessed from RE's reaction that the red panda might be next door. His dark red eyes sized up the group of people who came in, and he lowered his voice and tutted impatiently, "That bastard tricked him into changing his skirt."
He hasn't even seen it yet.
Qin Buyang's gaze swept over the tall and strong muscular men in skirts in front of him one by one, and finally fell on the black figure at the end of the crowd that looked like a small tail.
As a 3S psychic, his strength is much better than that of ordinary people, and he can easily see that fair little face.
At the moment he is doing something sneaky.
Qin Buyang saw through it at a glance, and it was probably his idea to let so many people wear women's clothes. He couldn't help but sigh that it was fortunate that he was not the one who came here.
He was also in the mood to tease, and his dark red eyes, which looked amorous and lazy, narrowed. "Oh, how come another wave of people suddenly came to rob us? It's really a headache."
"Didn't you say my little baby is here? Could it be that you secretly passed on false information?" Qin Buyang looked at Lu Tai on the side.
Although he didn't want to admit it, the red panda really liked him more than anyone else, so let Lu Tai be the bait to catch the red panda.
"What I can't accept the most is betrayal. Let me think about how you would die better?" Qin Buyang took out the weapon he carried with him from the space button and pointed the gun directly at him.
The gun broke down before he had time to repair it.
Just right for scaring the red panda.
Qin Buyang had preset a hundred ways for Yaoyao to appear, but he didn't expect that the moment he pulled the trigger, a black figure suddenly pounced over and stood in front of Lu Tai, staring at him like a little black cat with its fur standing on end.
He was not the only one who fell silent after seeing this scene.
All the men in the room fell silent, looking over with a hint of jealousy in their eyes.
"Yaoyao, Yaoyao, are you okay?" Lu Tai didn't expect the red panda to suddenly rush out. He hurriedly held him in his arms and wanted to check if he had any wounds. Then he was bitten hard the next second.
011 looked at the host who was not in the mood for the show, glared at him fiercely, then blinked and said, "Who is Yaoyao? I don't know him. I'm here to rob you today. Why don't you surrender and lay down your weapons!"
He looked angrily at Qin Buyang standing beside him.
"..." Qin Buyang's eyes darkened, but he didn't expect that the red panda would go this far for Lu Tai. His slender knuckles trembled as if he was still frightened, but he finally put down his weapon.
If his weapon hadn't broken, the red panda would have turned into a cold corpse in his arms.
The red-haired man bent over dejectedly.
Some are angry that the red panda doesn't take his life seriously.
He was also a little angry that the other party didn't believe him. He was not a pervert who liked to kill innocent people.
011 didn't notice his emotions. Seeing that everyone around him had laid down their weapons, he nodded with great satisfaction. "Then I'm going to take them away now. If you still want them, you can pay a ransom to redeem them."
"Yao Xinjue, Uriel, both were taken away by this vicious space pirate of mine." He spoke every word very slowly, as if he was speaking it specifically for everyone to hear, and then he directed the people next to him to drag the two of them out.
After doing all this, 011 winked at RE.
The next step according to the plan was to knock all these people out and take them away, and then leave only one person to run back to the empire to report the news.
RE:……
This plan seemed to have too many loopholes, but under the gaze of those eyes, he still spoke up, "How many star coins do you want to release them?"
"Them? No, you. People like me commit murder, looting, and all sorts of evil. I'll just capture you all." 011 recalled the pre-planned lines. "You look good enough to fetch a good price on the black market and be taken as slaves."
The moment he finished speaking, the two Wolf-Ear brothers, who had been idle and had nothing to do, hurried over with a rope.
RE looked at this scene helplessly, holding his forehead, wondering why Qin Buyang hadn't made a move yet. Did the other party really believe such a lame lie? Was there some trick waiting for them?
His eyes followed the wolf ears to the red-haired man, and he was on edge in case the other party suddenly attacked.
As a result, Qin Buyang had no objection at all. Instead, he smiled calmly, and then he was tied up like a crab.
RE:……
Is this plan so successful?
Just as he was distracted by this, Qin Buyang was quietly thrown into a corner. He stretched his long legs and said boredly, "Put my adjutant back and report it, Mr. Space Pirate. If no one reports it, how will anyone know that you have captured us?"
He reminded the red panda very considerately.
"Of course I know. Then let this man out. Just wait and see if I get the star coins." 011 looked at the honest man in front of him fiercely, and then found that the other party's face was red with shame.
As expected, I was still scared by his appearance.
011 watched them leave, then walked over and put an electronic anklet on each of their feet. "Don't make a sound when you leave, or I'll just press the button and you'll all be dead."
He deliberately exaggerated the threat.
"Wow, I'm so scared." Qin Buyang's handsome and ruffian face showed a bit of exaggerated fear. "I will definitely listen to what the star pirate says later."
He wanted to see what this little bastard was up to.
I originally wanted to send in an undercover agent, but now they are all undercover agents.
011 saw that Qin Buyang was not afraid at all, and then helped them untie the ropes on their bodies. "Don't even think about running away later. This thing can track you at a very long distance."
After he finished relieving himself, he stood up and ran to the host affectionately, whispering.
[Host, host, am I super awesome this time? I helped the villains capture the protagonists in one fell swoop!] 011 glanced at the villain's mission progress, which had increased by 10%. That was enough points for him to level up several times.
Although Lu Tai was still recovering from the palpitations of the red panda blocking his way, he still rubbed the red panda's head and praised it softly, "Very impressive."
011 then stood up as if he had completed a task and looked proudly at the people around him, especially RE.
He stared at the other person until he was too embarrassed to see him before he was satisfied.
So he walked out of the box with a group of "little brothers" with a smile on his face, like a gang boss. The dimples on his cheeks made him look innocent and cute.
Therefore, 011 did not notice that hundreds of soldiers appeared on the second floor immediately after they left.
The leader was the adjutant who had been sent back to report the news. He sighed as he watched his commander's back recede. A soldier nearby asked, "Commander, isn't it unsafe for the Admiral to leave like this? Do we really not need to worry about it? Who is so powerful that they could have caught two groups of people robbing each other?"
adjutant:……
In fact, this is not considered as black eating black, but rather that there is someone who takes advantage of both black and white, and a group of people are just playing the game with him.
"Forget it, it's okay. If anything happens, we can just prepare an urn." The adjutant still had a numb mentality. He sighed slightly and turned away.
Old cows eat young grass.
Maybe the urn shouldn't be left for him either.
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On the other side, 011 has already led his men onto the spaceship.
But he was still quite smart. He prepared two flying ships in advance just in case of emergency, and now they came in handy to clear his relationship with the arrival.
After setting up the automatic driving, 011 crossed his legs and waited to see the frightened expressions of these people.
It turned out that everyone seemed to have followed him into his own home and began to look around the spaceship, especially Gallie, who smiled with curved eyebrows and said, "This looks uncomfortable", "This brand is not good", "This part wears out easily".
Describe the advent as a pauper.
Even though 011 thought that Advent was a pauper, he still felt that he could not give in, so he said fiercely, "Do you think this is your home? Be careful or I will throw all of you into the universe and freeze you!"
The little panda's saliva started watering at the thought of the freeze-dried crispy texture.
"Sorry, I'm being rude." Even after being arrested, Galliard still strolled leisurely as usual. "But I have a question. You look a bit like a friend of mine. Can you tell me your name?"
He looked at the red panda in front of him with a smile.
"I, look like your friend? Maybe it's because I have a rather ordinary face." 011 rolled his eyes guiltily, blaming his unconcealable charm. "Since you want to know my name, I'll mercifully tell you."
He was going to make up a name at random.
This will also dispel their suspicions.
"My name is Devil Snake, and my prototype is a python as thick as a tree!" 011 himself is quite afraid of snakes, so he thought these humans should be afraid too.
But he found that after he said this, the group of humans in front of him did not look very frightened.
Instead, I feel like laughing.
Qin Buyang, who had been lazing around in the airship, came over upon hearing this and bent down to compare his waist. "With such a small waist, the original body is as thick as a tree?"
Although he knew about human proportions, he always felt that he could pinch her waist with both hands.
"Of course, who are you looking down on? I'll be the first one to eat you." 011 found that it was this red-haired villain who contradicted him every time, but he couldn't win the argument, so he could only hum and start to sulk.
After deciding to ignore Qin Buyang, the little panda sat in the driver's seat bored and played "Protect the Chicken".
Soon, after a jump, 011 finally saw the familiar planet again, but what he didn't expect was that the spaceship went straight forward.
He subconsciously glanced at RE and found that there was no special expression on the other person's face, so he breathed a sigh of relief.
Maybe it's to make the plan more realistic.
Just like that, 011 was no longer in the mood to play Chicken Defender. Looking at the vast and magnificent universe in front of him, the spaceship finally stopped at a gray-looking planet far away from the artificial sun.
The climate here seems to be no different from that of the main planet.
011 got off the flying ship out of curiosity, and then he noticed several familiar faces appearing in the building in front of him. They bowed deeply to him, "Boss, you're finally back. It seems our plan has been successful this time."
The red panda was at first startled by their enthusiasm.
But he soon realized that his current identity was the boss of a pirate organization.
011 stretched.
"First, lock up these two groups of people separately, and then clean that person and send him to my room." He gave the instructions while looking at the respectful people in front of him.
Lu Tai's eyebrows softened slightly in the crowd, but his ears turned red a little unnaturally because of the words "wash it and send it to the room".
How could the red panda say that in front of so many people?
Lu Tai felt the jealous gazes of the people around him, and he curled his lips in a self-satisfied manner. Although he felt very embarrassed that the red panda had done this to him, he still felt uncontrollable joy.
011 waited for a long time but saw no one move. He tilted his head in confusion and asked, "Didn't you hear what I said?"
Was his voice too soft just now?
"No, Boss, I just didn't see clearly who the person you just pointed at was." Z said with a fake smile. This little panda dared to play with men after coming back from a trip out.
011 thought he really hadn't seen it, so he turned around and pointed, explaining, "It's that particularly annoying red-haired guy in the crowd."
He must keep his promise and torture Qin Buyang severely.
…
Right after he finished speaking, the atmosphere, which had been somewhat stagnant, suddenly became somewhat subtle, and most people turned their eyes to Lu Tai.
Lu Tai also looked up in surprise. He didn't expect that the red panda would choose Qin Buyang.
Red Panda seems to always like people like this...
He lowered his eyes, and his dense black eyelashes hid the depression and embarrassment surging in his eyes. If the red panda wanted to change a host, he would agree.
Lu Tai thought about this and smiled bitterly.
Seeing this, the few people who were upset because of the little panda's special attitude towards him suddenly felt a lot more relieved. They looked at Qin Buyang on the side with some envy, but found that his expression was not much better than Lu Tai's.
What's going on here?
But 011 didn't notice any of this at all.
After giving his instructions, he left in a hurry. He just wanted to go back and have a good sleep after getting up so early today.
It was an hour later that Qin Buyang was brought here.
At that time, 011 was taking a nap on the big bed.
Seeing the man coming in, he was about to force him to be a slave, but then he found that the red-haired man was so silent in front of him for the first time. He picked up his socks without saying a word, and then walked into the bathroom in the same silence.
011: ???
What is he doing with my socks?
At this time, Qin Buyang had already come to the bathroom with a cold face and a pair of thin and clean knee-high socks in his hand. Then he took out a brand new small basin from the space button, filled it with water and placed it on the ground. He put the socks in and washed them patiently.
He was angry that the red panda didn't value its life.
Qin Buyang was scrubbing the small cloth and decided to work without saying a word until two in the morning, so that the little panda would notice his unhappiness and realize his mistake deeply.