Bi Xie had never been in a proper relationship in her entire life before dying while climbing a mountain with her best friend.
She then made a contract with a gorgeous man who crawled out of ...
Bi Xie glanced at the blushing face of True Lord Wuzhan, smiled and accepted the gift, "Thank you, True Lord Wuzhan. I heard that the spirit beast you contracted with is a unicorn? Unicorns are divine beasts that rarely contract with humans. Only a gentle and kind person like True Lord Wuzhan can win their favor."
The man's face flushed even more, and he stammered, "True Lord Fengxie, you flatter me. I... I still have a lot of spiritual milk here. True Lord Fengxie, you don't need to be so polite."
Bi Xie smiled and nodded, took out a spoon from his storage bag, scooped up a little bit and brought it to the baby's lips.
I was worried that the newborn baby wouldn't be able to drink, but the baby opened its mouth and swallowed it all.
Boom.
The spoon was bitten off.
Crunch, crunch, crunch—a pile of metal scraps from a spoon was chewed up and swallowed by the baby.
Bi Xie: "..."
"Little system, the villain has grown fangs? When did this happen?"
Hosting system: "It doesn't have any teeth."
Bi Xie: "But he just bit the spoon into pieces and swallowed it???"
The hosting system wondered, "Maybe it was too hungry and chewed it up with its mind?"
Bi Xie: "I don't believe you for a second!"
Nearby, Wen Zhu and Wu Zhan Zhenren were also drawn to the crisp cracking sound.
The blush on Wu Zhan Zhenren's face showed no signs of fading. Looking at Bi Xie's gentle profile, his heart pounded wildly.
Feng Xie Zhenjun is so gentle. If, if we could become Daoist partners...
Wen Zhu's eyes widened. He was closer to Bi Xie and naturally saw what had just happened.
This baby is so strange.
“Master…” Wen Zhu was about to come closer when Bi Xie turned around while holding the baby.
Wen Zhu: "..."
Bi Xie pinched the baby's cheek between his thumb and forefinger, then lowered his head to see if the villain actually had teeth. Were they fangs or tiger teeth?
That bite force is incredible; that spoon is made of diamond.
"One, two, three, four..." Bi Xie ran his finger along the baby's four front teeth, his mind screaming, "Little system, didn't you say villains don't have teeth? Where did these four teeth come from?"
"He's only one day old. If people find out that a one-day-old baby like him already has teeth, what will they think!"
Hosting System: "Hey, calm down, host! I believe you can handle this!"
"Oh dear, the system needs to be upgraded. Goodbye, host."
Bi Xie: "Don't go!"
"I can't control myself!"
Snap—
The signal was interrupted, and Bi Xie's face darkened. The next second, she suddenly widened her eyes and stared at the baby sucking her finger with horror.
"Holy crap! Holy crap! Holy crap! This can't be eaten, little ancestor!" Bi Xie's whole body trembled, and his mind reacted extremely quickly as he tried to pull his finger out.
The baby seemed to sense her intention to pull it out. With its cold, grape-like eyes, it clenched its two front teeth, causing Bi Xie to scream in pain.
"Master!" Wen Zhu's expression changed, and he launched a fireball spell at the baby.
Bi Xie endured the pain, waved his sleeve, and deflected Wen Zhu's attack.
"Candle, what are you doing?"
"Master, he, he, he has a problem, he hurt Master," Wen Zhu looked at Bi Xie with a wronged expression, her eyes filled with sorrow and resentment.
Master used to only dote on him and never spoke to him so sternly, but after this baby appeared, Master changed!
Bi Xie realized that his attitude towards Wen Zhu might have changed too quickly. In order not to make his persona collapse too obviously, he quickly forced a kind smile and said, "Zhu'er, Master is fine. Master just accidentally broke the spoon."