Bi Xie had never been in a proper relationship in her entire life before dying while climbing a mountain with her best friend.
She then made a contract with a gorgeous man who crawled out of ...
Bi Xie rolled his eyes as he grilled the meat: "Sounds like you're still not done, huh? You system with your head full of yellow thoughts, but—"
Hearing Bi Xie's drawn-out, threatening tone, the hosting system mechanically asked, "But what?"
Bi Xie's tone was dangerous: "But is that the point? The villain awakened eight months ago, why did you wait until now to tell me? For the past eight months, I've been refining pills at night and kissing, hugging, and lifting the villain up high during the day, letting him ride like a horse, telling him fairy tales, bathing him, cutting his nails, and feeding him spiritual milk... And now you're telling me that he's no longer a child?"
The hosting system's voice grew softer and softer, saying weakly, "I'm only doing this for the host's good. In these eight months, under the host's careful care, the villain's happiness value has increased by 1 point, and his blackening value has decreased to 50 points."
Bi Xie gave a forced smile and chuckled, "1 point, that's high."
The hosting system remained silent.
*Sobbing* The host is so fierce and scary.
While piling the roasted spirit beast meat in front of the villain, Bi Xie continued to communicate with the hosting system: "Since the villain has already awakened, why does he turn back into this childlike form? Is he playing with me?"
The hosting system screamed in surprise: "How did the host know? The villain just thought it was fun and was very comfortable being served by the host, so he rejected He Gao's idea of joining forces with the demonic cultivators to become enemies with the four major sects."
"Damn it!" Bi Xie cursed.
Turning his head, Bi Xie glared fiercely at the little soft bun who was happily gnawing on the spirit beast meat, feeling utterly disgusted.
What a capricious, willful, and self-willed little tyrant she is, doing things entirely according to her whims!
You can dream for a thousand years on an old peach tree, or you can grow up comfortably in your mortal enemy, the Golden Light Sect.
"Master, Master, does Master want to eat the Spirit Water Grapes because he sees Wuyou?" The little boy suddenly smiled and grinned at Bi Xie, his peach blossom eyes filled with a hint of mockery.
Previously, Bi Xie, who was only seen as an unawakened villain, saw a clear spring in his peach blossom eyes. But now, he sees it as an icy lake teeming with crocodiles, full of danger.
"There's only one left. Wuyou and Master can each have half." With a smile, she took a bite of half a Spirit Water Grape with her soft, tender little hand, and then handed the remaining half to Bi Xie. "Master, you eat."
Bi Xie inwardly refused, but his hands moved faster than his mouth: "Wuyou'er, if Master won't eat, you eat..."
His smiling eyes suddenly lost their smile, and his soft, handsome face stared blankly at Bi Xie: "Master, do you think Wuyou is dirty because he ate there?"
Bi Xie glanced at the half-eaten spirit grape. The big boss's drool wasn't very noticeable, but the thought that this grape had been put into his mouth and then taken out made her want to vomit...
"Little system, what will happen if I don't eat it? Don't you think this big boss has any self-awareness? He's already licked it himself and he still wants me to eat it. Don't you think he has some kind of mental problem?"
The hosting system exclaimed in alarm, "Host, no! It's just a little saliva! The big boss finally gained 1 point of happiness. Just coax him a little more, and maybe after eating half of this spirit grape, his happiness will increase by another 10 points—"
"Host, please don't do anything rash! The villain didn't go back to the Demon Abyss immediately after awakening because he felt comfortable being served by you. If you don't serve him well enough, the big boss will leave in a heartbeat. How will you win him over then?"