"Oh dear, don't try to guess what the villain is thinking. You can't guess it unless you're a pervert too."

Bi Xie: "Hehe..."

She didn't rush to give the baby a bath. The two of them devoured a pile of food. After Bi Xie tidied up, he took out a wooden tub and floral water specially for bathing the baby from his storage bag while burping. He then rubbed and kneaded the baby thoroughly.

The water temperature was comfortable, and the little baby's peach blossom eyes squinted comfortably, glancing every now and then at the beautiful master who was scrubbing and washing her.

His master was truly beautiful, with eyes like autumn water and bones like white jade. Even when he arrogantly provoked the righteous sects a thousand years ago, he had never seen such a beautiful person among those so-called prestigious sects.

Hmm... If he had seen such a beautiful person back then, he probably wouldn't have been bored and slept for a thousand years in the Demon Abyss. Such a beautiful person should be seen a hundred times in the morning, a thousand times at noon, and ten thousand times at night.

Bi Xie had already noticed the unbridled gaze and secretly increased the force in his hand.

Several red marks were quickly rubbed onto her fair and smooth skin.

Wuyou didn't even hum a chord.

Bi Xie frowned. His gaze made her uncomfortable, like a spider web tightly binding her, waiting to be dragged back into the cave to enjoy her.

Without paying attention, Bi Xie scraped his delicate, fair skin.

The hosting system immediately started yelling: "Host, host, host, can't you be a little gentler? The big boss is just a helpless baby right now. You need to be patient, meticulous, gentle, and considerate. Have you forgotten your ambition to raise the big boss into a normal human being who wouldn't even step on an ant?"

Bi Xie ignored the system that was screaming wildly in her head, and instead looked up at the villain who had been staring at her for who knows how long. A trace of anxiety immediately appeared on her beautiful face: "Oh dear, Master was too rough and hurt Wuyou'er. Master apologizes to Wuyou'er."

Her alluring peach blossom eyes gleamed with a wicked glint: "Master, a gentle breath will make the pain go away, just like last time..."

Last time, I blew on your ass!

Bi Xie's face instantly turned bright red, almost liver-colored.

Damn it, the villain had already awakened by then, but she was still stupidly fooled by his innocent and pure face and went to blow on a certain embarrassing place.

That's fucking amazing!

Bi Xie felt like a million mud horses were galloping across the green grassland in his mind, and his face was frighteningly dark. He spat out each word one by one: "Wuyou'er, your senior brother meditates and cultivates at the waterfall every day and has never complained. He only got a few scrapes. Why are you so delicate? Master has already apologized to you. Go to sleep quickly after you finish your bath."

"Waaaaah, Master scolded me, waaaaah..."

A loud cry echoed in the cave.

Bi Xie gritted his teeth. Damn it, this old man who's over a thousand years old is actually pretending to be a child and crying.

Isn't that shameful?

"Warning! Warning! The villain's happiness level has decreased by 1 point. Please keep up the good work and complete the mission!"

Bi Xie was dumbfounded, his gaze towards the little boy filled with complex emotions.

The 1 point of happiness she worked so hard to earn just vanished like that?

That's all?

That's all?

"Little system, I have a bad feeling. The big villain in this world is a tough nut to crack. The 1 point of happiness I painstakingly earned is gone in a flash."

The hosting system sighed, drawing out its tone: "Host, please accept my condolences. The big boss used to be the Demon Ancestor, so his temperament is bound to be unpredictable. That's why you must be even more careful. You absolutely must try to appease the big boss and never touch his sore spot!"