Bi Xie had never been in a proper relationship in her entire life before dying while climbing a mountain with her best friend.
She then made a contract with a gorgeous man who crawled out of ...
Bi Xie's expression immediately turned indignant, and he gritted his teeth and said, "I just think it's too easy for the big boss to just strangle Cong Nian Zhenjun! At that time, they sent me the wedding clothes, and I thought their worst plan was to hand me over to Ji Gui in exchange for my safety. I didn't expect that their backup plan was to combine and self-destruct!"
"This strategy of inflicting a thousand casualties while wiping out the enemy must have come from True Monarch Nian and that so-called True Monarch Hongru. Those two bastards, they not only die themselves, but they also drag others down with them—"
Ru Hua: "Yes, yes, yes, before Nian Zhenjun was choked to death by the big boss and his soul was destroyed, he actually made a hand gesture to the others behind him to make them self-destruct. Isn't that the same as making them die with him?"
"Damn it!!! Those righteous cultivators even claimed that the big boss caused them to self-destruct, how ridiculous!"
The two, one person and one system, chatted as they flew towards the Demon Abyss.
They flew for a long time, and the Demon Abyss was almost in front of them, but they still couldn't spot that tall, slender figure in crimson.
Bi Xie frowned. She had already sent a communication talisman to Ji Gui when she came out of seclusion. In the past, Ji Gui should have come out of the Demon Abyss to pick her up long ago.
Why is it so quiet today?
"Ru Hua, what's the big boss doing?"
Ru Hua: "Let me see."
After a moment, Ru Hua exclaimed "Holy crap!" and then stammered incoherently, "The big boss... he didn't do anything... uh, really didn't do anything, he was being very honest..."
Bi Xie hummed in agreement: "Honest? Is it appropriate for you to use that word on the big boss? Last time I came out of seclusion, Ji Gui slit the throats of all the corrupt officials in Shui Liang Kingdom, and left behind a word: 'My wife told me to be a good person.'"
“The time before last, when I left the pass, Ji Gui destroyed all the brothels and brothels in Shui Liang Kingdom, and left behind a poem, which my wife left me to live alone.”
"The time before that, I was sulking with Ji Gui and ignored him for several hours. He actually went and shaved off the hair and beard of the King of Shuiliang, leaving a note saying that he was doing a good deed to make his wife happy. The King of Shuiliang thought he was possessed and almost moved the whole country. Tell me, is this something an honest person would do?"
Ru Hua pretended to be dead.
Bi Xie rubbed his forehead, feeling a headache coming on: "Tell me, what did he do this time? I'm not angry."
Ru Hua asked softly, "Are you really not angry?"
Bi Xie: "Really."
Ru Hua was still uneasy: "Would you be a dog if you were lying?"
Bi Xie's face darkened, and he squeezed out the words "Ru Hua" through gritted teeth: "Ru... Hua, tell me, where did you learn the saying 'A liar is a dog' from?"
Ru Hua pretended to be dead, trembling with fear.
Bi Xie bit his lower lip: "You bastard, you pervert! When I get back to the castle, the first thing I'll do is complain about you!"
"Host, please don't! Waaah! I really didn't see anything. I blocked the visuals, I was just a little curious, and then I didn't block the sound, hehe..."
Bi Xie's face darkened further: "Heh heh my ass, I'm going to complain, I have to complain. Your broken system isn't very capable, but it's full of bad ideas."
"Waaaaah, okay, I'll tell you what the big boss is doing right now, alright? I won't be curious anymore, anyway, the host is always crying, so there's nothing nice to hear..."
Bi Xie stubbornly defended his dignity: "Tch~ Who cried every time! You must have only heard the beginning and not the end. He was the one crying in the end. When we were actually making pancakes, my voice wasn't even as loud as his!"
Ru Hua breathed a sigh of relief. Thank goodness, she'd gotten away with it and escaped.
"Ru Hua, Ru Hua..."
Bi Xie called out several times but received no response. His face darkened completely, as if a dark cloud had gathered above his head.
"You bastard Ji Gui, I'd like to see what you've done this time!" Bi Xie gritted his teeth and rushed towards the Demon Abyss like a shooting star.
A thousand years ago, the Demon Abyss, which was ravaged by monsters, was peaceful. Ever since Ji Gui moved into the Demon Abyss, the violent monsters have been tamed into docile little lambs, extremely obedient!
Bi Xie only learned from Ji Gui later how he gradually devoured the beast cores of those demonic beasts after being thrown into the Demon Abyss, increasing his strength and eventually becoming the Lord of the Demon Abyss and the Demon Ancestor of Demon Cultivators.
However, when Ji Gui recounted his past, he casually embraced her, a nonchalant smile playing on his lips. He glossed over those harrowing experiences, as if becoming the Demon Ancestor was an extremely simple matter.
The rumors circulating outside are true; Ji Gui has consumed almost all the beast cores of the demonic beasts in the Demon Abyss.
However, after he finished swallowing those beast cores, he stopped eating them. Ji Gui told Bi Xie, "Those things are fishy and smelly, and they taste disgusting. The experience is terrible. Moreover, you have to use your magic power to refine the essence on them after swallowing them. Now that your husband's strength has greatly increased, I naturally stop eating those things. But their eggs are quite interesting."
Bi Xie then realized that Ji Gui had not only been sleeping for the past thousand years in the Demon Abyss, but had also been incubating eggs.
He Gao led the demonic beasts to attack the Golden Light Sect. Those demonic beasts were one of the batches of eggs that Ji Gui had been looking after and that had hatched.
Ji Gui kept these magical beasts as pets. When he was happy, he would take them out for a walk, and when he was unhappy, he would stew and cook them. He especially liked to eat the meat of the Frost Rabbit. This kind of rabbit was large and fast, with well-developed muscular legs that were very chewy.
Who knew that He Gao would bring out more than thirty Frost Rabbits that time, practically pushing the limits of Ji Gui's power.
A tragic death was inevitable.
Bi Xie landed under the thousand-year-old peach tree, glanced at the branches, but found no familiar figure in the familiar spot.
Frowning slightly, Bi Xie separated a wisp of his divine consciousness, remained silent for a moment, and then headed straight towards the southwest.
There is a natural hot spring in the southwest direction.
Before Bi Xie even got close, her excellent hearing allowed her to hear a chorus of warbling birds.
"My Lord Demon Ancestor, please have another cup! Chu'er hasn't fed you any wine yet. You can't just drink the other sisters' wine and not Chu'er's. Chu'er won't stand for it!"
"Oh dear, Chu'er, how could you be so careless? You spilled wine on Lord Demon Ancestor's clothes." A woman's voice was slightly reproachful, but it was also exceptionally pleasant to listen to.
"Please forgive me, Demon Ancestor. I didn't mean it. Waaah, please forgive me, Demon Ancestor..." Chu'er said in a flustered manner.
"Crying? What are you crying about? Did I say I was going to blame you? Since your clothes are wet, you can take them off for me!"
"Demon Ancestor, is this...is this really alright? Then, then Chu'er will help you change your clothes..."
Bi Xie's face turned from black to green, his teeth clenched so tightly they made a grinding sound, and he charged forward fiercely, biting his lip. Seeing the scene of frolicking in the hot spring, he let out a roar like a lion, "Ji, Gui!"
Chu'er's anxious heart was terrified by this angry roar, and she immediately fainted with her eyes rolled back.
Ji Gui turned around without changing his expression, and the woman in yellow who was falling towards him rolled on the ground.