Bi Xie had never been in a proper relationship in her entire life before dying while climbing a mountain with her best friend.
She then made a contract with a gorgeous man who crawled out of ...
Bi Xie pressed down on the man's forehead, pursed his lips, and leaned in to give him a kiss.
The popping sound was indeed extremely loud.
She could clearly see the disgust in the man's eyes intensify, as if he wanted nothing more than to crawl out and strangle her!
Even though he knew that the feeling of disgust did not come from Ji Gui, Bi Xie still felt extremely troubled.
"Alright, tell me, how did you and Xiao Jingyi take turns appearing?"
The man she spoke to on the phone last night was definitely Xiao Jingyi, but now the person sitting face to face with her is Ji Gui.
If the big boss of this dimension has a dual personality, should she try to win over the main human body or the subsequent personality?
...Do you mean you have to romance both of them?
After this dimension ends, she might develop a split personality.
"Hehehehe, how exciting! Ji Gui is actually Xiao Jingyi's successor personality!" Ru Hua's voice suddenly exploded in his mind, and Bi Xie, who was caught off guard, was almost scared out of his wits!
"Damn it, so you finally came back? You weren't here when I needed you the most, and now you're here gloating!" Bi Xie ground his back teeth.
"Waaah, don't mention my sad moments. I don't even know what I did wrong to be locked in the dark room again, waaah."
Bi Xie was silent for a while, then sighed, "I'm so tired."
Ru Hua: "My heart is so tired, but seeing how miserable the host is, having to conquer two personalities at the same time, my heart is slightly comforted, sob sob."
Damn, they really do have to win over both personalities!
Bi Xie's face darkened: "If you whimper again, I'll smash your head in!"
Ru Hua: "Eek, the host is as irritable as ever..."
"That good-for-nothing has improved a bit these past few years. Before, whenever he encountered something painful he wanted to avoid, he would retreat into his shell. But these past few years, he's slowly learned to control his emotions. He probably knows I exist, so he wants to team up with others to eliminate me—"
Ji Gui chuckled lightly, seemingly unconcerned, his eyes narrowing and shifting between light and dark. "If I hadn't seen my wife, I could have simply disappeared. But with my wife here, I can't let that good-for-nothing take control of my body so easily."
Bi Xie snapped out of his conversation with Ru Hua, frowned, and asked, "Did you bite off Huo Yichu's ear?"
Upon hearing the name Huo Yichu, Ji Gui paused, then seemed to suddenly realize something, bursting into laughter, "You mean that crazy woman? Hahaha—"
"Did you really bite it off?" Bi Xie asked with disgust.
He wiped his mouth.
Seeing her little gesture, Ji Gui's hearty laughter rose several decibels again. After a while, he affectionately took the girl's hand and held it in his palm. "My wife, I have remained chaste for you. How could I touch that crazy woman?"
"My wife, you don't believe me?" The man's usually cold and aloof face revealed a look of utter heartbreak.
Bi Xie narrowed his eyes, raised his hand to hook his chin, and pulled him a few inches closer to himself. "What's going on?"
Ji Gui pointed to her lips like a fox, her smile particularly...infuriating.
Bi Xie's lips twitched, but he still leaned over and gave him a kiss.
Gritting his teeth: "Speak up, get to the point!"
Who knows when Xiao Jingyi will regain control of this body? Let's keep it short.
The girl looked anxious, but the man remained unhurried, touched his lips again, and smiled with deep eyes, "My wife, you just wronged your husband, shouldn't you apologize to him? Give me another kiss."
Bi Xie: "...That's all."
"Give me a kiss, my wife," he said coquettishly.
Bi Xie's heart skipped a beat.
"No..." Before she could finish her refusal, the man leaned down and kissed her. In a daze, Bi Xie seemed to see the handsome young man in red again, softly calling to her, "Master."
"Master, don't you know that good things come in pairs? How can you just give me a kiss and then refuse to accept it?" The man's voice was as mellow as fine wine, making Bi Xie's heart flutter and even his tailbone feel numb.
"Master, your face is so red. Do you also like Ji Gui kissing you?" he teased with a smile.
Bi Xie glared at him.
The man, seemingly amused by her glare, continued to chuckle softly, his laughter clear and melodious. "Master likes it, right?" He then noticed the girl glaring at him even more intensely, and with a low laugh, he took her hand and ruffled it in his hair. "I like it too—"
"I like my master as a father, and I also like my biological master."
Bi Xie was taken aback, and his heart beat slightly faster.
Damn! She got flirted with again!
However, being able to pet the big devil made her feel a little better.
She was right; Ji Gui was indeed calling her "Master."
After rubbing for a while, Bi Xie stared warily at the man who was smiling in an ambiguous way, suddenly withdrew his hand, and cautiously took a few steps back.
Every time Ji Gui calls her "Master" in a coquettish manner, it's either something suggestive or she's done something bad behind her back.
Now that he and Xiao Jingyi are sharing one body, don't even think about her having a fierce demon fight with him!
Who knows if they'll suddenly switch players mid-game, like...
Bi Xie frowned, trying hard to shake off the things in her mind that she couldn't understand no matter how hard she tried.
The man's smile deepened, his deep, starry eyes unfathomable: "Master understands me best."
Bi Xie's brow twitched, and he rubbed his temples with two fingers together, then looked up at him, "What do you want to do?"
Seeing her step back, Ji Gui smiled and said, "My wife, you and I are truly of one mind. If you hadn't made that phone call last night, how could that good-for-nothing have taken cold showers all night and only succumbed to his body in the morning, allowing me to take control of it?"
Bi Xie: "..."
She really did press it by accident, I swear.
She glanced cautiously into the man's eyes, and the hatred in them chilled her to the bone.
Damn! Ji Gui's alternate personality is manageable, but Xiao Jingyi is so aloof, someone who would feel disgusted by even the slightest mention of women and take a cold shower all night. How is she supposed to win him over?
Bi Xie decided to salvage his image in Xiao Jingyi's eyes and said seriously, "Stop calling me that good-for-nothing. You're still using someone else's body."
After saying that, Bi Xie quickly glanced at those eyes again.
Good heavens! The hatred hasn't lessened at all.
I always felt like my attempts to flatter him were pointless.
"Isn't he just a piece of trash? If it weren't for me, he would have been thrown into the sea to feed the fish long ago," Ji Gui said dismissively.
Bi Xie thought of the article about "Iceland Island," and his expression darkened slightly. "Is it that luxury cruise ship that sails to Ice Island?"
Ji Gui raised an eyebrow, glanced at the girl in surprise, and then laughed, "It used to be Bingzhou Island, but now it's just flat land."
"How does my wife know about this place?" Judging from the information Xiao Jingyi collected, his wife should not have been to that place.
Bi Xie pulled out the article from his phone, intending to hand it to Ji Gui, but then, thinking that he might not be able to read the simplified Chinese characters, he simply read a few horrifying paragraphs aloud and showed him the accompanying pictures, asking, "Is what this says true?"