Bi Xie had never been in a proper relationship in her entire life before dying while climbing a mountain with her best friend.
She then made a contract with a gorgeous man who crawled out of ...
The girl sighed, "I'm helpless too, I just can't die."
"Liar!" The little imp in the green bib pouted immediately after his initial shock.
"If you don't believe me, there's nothing I can do," the girl said dejectedly, taking her keys, changing her shoes, and leaving. "I was thinking of saying that you five are quite lovely, and if you continue to help me, I'll put in a good word for you with the Jade Emperor. But now it seems you don't need to—"
"Hey," five little devils floated over.
The little devil in red said, "You should hold up an umbrella. The sun is too strong outside, you'll get a tan."
Bi Xie smiled slightly, but still turned around to get the umbrella.
Yellow-belly-wearing little track: "Take that big one, there are five of us brothers, the small one can't cover us!"
Bi Xie paused in his action of taking out the umbrella, puzzled, and asked, "Weren't you going to refuse to help me? Why are you still following me?"
"Then what are you going out for?" The little ghost in the red bib refused to admit that he believed her nonsense, but he didn't want to let her go, so he blocked the door in a hurry. However, he had obviously forgotten that Bi Xie could pass through his ghost body.
"Buy a watermelon," Bi Xie said casually. "We've finished eating the watermelons at home."
While we're at it, we also need to take out the trash, because watermelon rinds and seeds attract mosquitoes and bugs.
The little devil in the red bib: "Why do you eat watermelon every day?"
"Cheap and thirst-quenching."
The little imp in the orange bib was speechless and asked, "Are you really sent down to earth by the Jade Emperor? Or by the God of Food? All I think about all day is eating."
"Food is the first necessity of the people," Bi Xie said, looking at the red-bellied ghost while carrying a garbage bag. Then he glanced at the other little ghosts and said, "What are you still doing in my house? Hurry up and leave! The yin energy is coming in waves, and I'm going to get sick from the yin energy on you!"
Five-belly-wearing little devil: "..."
After hesitating for a long time, the little devil in the red bib finally managed to say, "Bring a big umbrella, and we'll talk some more. If you really were sent down by the Jade Emperor, then you must have some treasure. If you give us a treasure, we'll believe you."
“Baby?” Bi Xie raised an eyebrow, a smile playing on his lips. “Yes.”
The little imp in the green bib: "We're not easily fooled."
Bi Xie said "oh," thought for a moment, and then took the biggest parasol in the house and went out.
On the street, people came and went, and the summer sun was like chili water, making the sweat roll down the foreheads of pedestrians.
The girl was walking slowly along the sidewalk, holding a cartoon deer-shaped vinyl parasol.
People behind her were talking: "Why is that girl holding her umbrella so crookedly? It keeps veering to the left and then to the right. Is the wind really that strong?"
"Where is the wind? I've been setting up my stall here applying screen protectors all day, and there hasn't been a breath of wind."
"That's strange. The girl's hands are shaking so badly, could she have some serious illness?"
"So young, what serious illness could you possibly have? Hey, I'm just having fun~"
"Hey, wait a minute, doesn't she look like... like that... Xiao Yingdi's girlfriend who's been all over the internet lately?"
The parasol was tilted to one side and the five little devils under it were pulling and tugging at each other, completely forgetting what socialist brotherhood was.
Bi Xie had no intention of mediating the fight at all. He took out twenty-five yuan and bought two large watermelons.
When she went to pay the bill, she noticed that the boss's eyes were practically bulging out of their sockets.
Startled, I realized that the parasol had been snatched away by the group of kids at some point. The parasol was floating in the air, flitting left and right, completely out of control, but it hadn't fallen to the ground yet.