Bi Xie had never been in a proper relationship in her entire life before dying while climbing a mountain with her best friend.
She then made a contract with a gorgeous man who crawled out of ...
Bi Xie gave a stiff laugh. Could she say she didn't want to?
Can it? Can it?
He had just forcibly kissed this misogynistic big boss in the movie, and the big boss came knocking on his door so soon. It must have been bad on set that he had a meltdown. After returning to the hotel, he got angrier and angrier and couldn't sleep, so he decided to come and settle the score with her!
With such a large group of people on the bus, Xiao Jingyi wouldn't be so heartless as to break her neck here, would he?
Bi Xie quietly shifted his position, wanting to change seats.
Before he could even stand up, a long, slender hand pressed down on his shoulder, and a man's voice was deep and gloomy, "Where are you going?"
Bi Xie's expression was complicated. He forced a smile and said, "I... I like sitting by the window. I'll change seats. You... you can do whatever you want. Don't worry about me, hehe..."
Xiao Jingyi didn't say anything, nor did he remove his hand from her shoulder.
Staring into those obsidian-like, cold, and icy eyes, Bi Xie's nerves were on edge. After enduring it for a moment, he couldn't bear the eerie and stimulating atmosphere any longer. He furtively extended a finger, poked the back of the hand that was climbing up his shoulder, and said, "Could you please move your hand away..."
What she really wanted to say was to remove the dog's paws.
No response...
Keep poking.
The lights in the carriage were on, but after she poked Xiao Jing a few times, all the lights went out. Amidst a chorus of surprised and uncertain breaths, Bi Xie was stunned. Then, her body suddenly felt light, and before she could struggle, she was forcefully pulled onto the lap of the person next to her.
Bi Xie: "..."
"Holy crap! I'm going to die! Ru Hua, help!"
Ru Hua: "As the saying goes, if you don't court death, you won't die. Who told you, host, to provoke the big boss? The original script didn't even have a kiss, but you insisted on kissing him to disgust the villainous big boss. Amitabha, feelings should be taken one step at a time. You can't force others, and you can't take advantage of them either~"
Bi Xie: "Damn it! He disgusted me first, okay? He kissed me first using Ji Gui's identity!!!"
"Amitabha Buddha, keep your mind calm. The big boss is a lunatic, why should the host bother arguing with a lunatic?"
Bi Xie sat stiffly on the man's long, muscular thighs, feeling like he was sitting on pins and needles, yet he dared not move an inch. The voice in his mind grew increasingly desperate, "I'm almost driven crazy by him! Ru Hua, what does he want to do by hugging me? Is this position really... appropriate?"
"Amitabha Buddha, how will you know if it's suitable if you don't try?"
Bi Xie was furious: "Damn it! Please remove 'Amitabha' from your name, thank you. Your system, which is full of lewd nonsense, doesn't fit with those four words at all."
"Amitabha Buddha, may your heart be pure and free from desires, your mind as still as water, your spirit peaceful and calm, your mind enlightened, and good fortune abound..."
Bi Xie: "What the hell are you muttering?" Oh no, schizophrenia is contagious, Ru Hua has gone mad too.
Her head was buzzing, and Bi Xie's heart was pounding wildly, as if there was a timer for a bomb in her heart, not knowing when it would explode. The darkness in front of her intensified the fear in her heart, but sitting like this was not a solution. She said softly, "...Xiao Jingyi, you are too thin, my butt is a little sore from sitting on it."
She swore she spoke very softly.
But could the actors in the carriage please not suddenly fall silent again?
Next time, please give me a heads-up before you go completely silent. [I'm so grateful!]
As expected, the people in the carriage stirred slightly after hearing her words, but then returned to a deathly silence.
Damn it! Bi Xie is about to break down.
What devastated her even more was Xiao Jingyi's deep voice saying, "Don't move."
Depend on!
Where did she move around? Why did she suddenly start saying lines from those CEO romance novels? She's completely still, like a wooden doll, boss!
Even if she did move, could this misogynistic boss instantly transform into a pillar of heaven?
However, the onlookers, unaware of the facts, had incredibly vivid imaginations. After a brief murmur of surprise, the carriage fell silent once more.
"Ji Jing, didn't you say you were going to take me somewhere when we were eating? Let's get out of the car," Bi Xie said, pretending to be calm, but she was actually very uneasy and anxious. She wished she could find a crack in the ground to bury herself in. Did this bastard Xiao Jingyi even know what he was saying? Her face turned red with embarrassment.
Bi Xie grabbed the back of the seat in front of him, about to jump off Xiao Jingyi, but the man pulled his arm back, Bi Xie's waist tightened, and he jumped in vain.
Normally, Ji Jing would definitely respond if he heard her call his name.
Perhaps because he had drunk too much alcohol today, the blush on Ji Jing's face had not faded. At this moment, the bus was swaying back and forth, as if he had fallen asleep.
It turns out that asking for help from anyone is unreliable; you still have to rely on yourself.
Bi Xie took a few deep breaths, turned his head, and stared at Xiao Jingyi with fiery eyes. After glaring for a moment, he gritted his teeth and leaned close to the man's ear, whispering, "What exactly do you want? If it's because I deliberately kissed you during filming to disgust you, then don't forget that when you pretended to be Ji Gui to disgust me, that was just..."
Before he could even utter the words "reciprocity," Bi Xie suddenly felt something poke him.
She thought it was Xiao Jingyi retaliating because she had poked him a few times earlier, so she frowned and shifted her position.
Who knew the man would nudge her again?
Bi Xie gritted his teeth, his hot breath hitting the man's ear. "Are you ever going to stop? Have you poked enough?!"
The carriage was deathly silent, except for the sounds of gasping and drawing in breaths, like the butterfly effect.
Xiao Jingyi gently pinched the girl's slender waist, and his slightly suppressed and deep voice rang out above Bi Xie's head: "I told you not to move around!"
If Bi Xie still didn't understand what that thing that kept poking her was at this moment, she would have wasted all her time traveling through so many worlds and having sex with the boss.
Damn it! Isn't Xiao Jingyi a misogynist?
Isn't it frigidity?
Why would there be a reaction?
Could it be Ji Gui? That's impossible. If it were Ji Gui, he definitely wouldn't be facing her with that dark, cold face. He would definitely be calling her "Master" in a sweet yet wicked way...
Damn it, Xiao Jingyi is a lunatic, he never does things the way they expect!
"Don't move either," Bi Xie's face flushed even more as she sensed the unusual activity beneath her. Her body stiffened like an ancient fossil. She wanted to yell, but there were more than just the two of them in the carriage. Countless eyes were staring at them in the darkness, making her feel frustrated and angry, yet helpless.
Doesn't she have any pride?!
"I can't help it either," Xiao Jingyi's tone softened slightly, as if this was the first time he had faced such a sudden situation, and he was somewhat bewildered and at a loss.