Dongzhou Region Qinghe City Investigation Bureau

Bai Yu and Lin Mo took the test report to sign the contract. At the last second, he suddenly remembered that he still needed an internship certificate before he could graduate.

"By the way, can you issue me an internship certificate?"

The original owner of the paper king had completed his graduation project and portfolio ahead of time, but did not have an internship certificate.

If you have an internship certificate, you don’t have to attend the last two unnecessary classes in your fifth year.

"You can open it, but if it's an internship, there will be no regular benefits. When you become a regular employee, you will have to sign a new contract."

The lady from the HR department was stunned for a moment and explained.

"Let's sign an intern first. Besides, interns seem to have more freedom than regular employees."

Bai Yu, who didn't know enough about human society, didn't realize the importance of compiling holidays and festivals for the five social insurances and one housing fund, and simply signed his name on the contract.

"It's indeed a bit freer... Well, I recommend you to go to the first team. The plant test awakeners have gentle personalities and stable emotions, which is just right to neutralize it. Just ask the captain to sign for you."

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The HR lady handed over Bai Yu's test form and contract.

A gentle personality?... Bai Yu thought of those players who thanked him for giving them a gentle death, and accepted their description of him very naturally.

Yes, he is a gentle and kind plant.

Bai Yu thanked the other party politely and dragged away Lin Mo who kept muttering "What do you mean by neutralize it? We don't have explosive personalities."

Lin Mo didn't calm down until they were far away from the Personnel Department and Bai Yu asked for the information of the first team.

"There are only four people in our team. The captain is my brother, followed by Sister Yan Yuan Xue, and the last one is me, who just became a regular member."

"My brother's status is quite special. He retired from the position of East Continent Regional Executive Officer a year ago due to mental reasons. Although there are people with higher positions than my brother in the entire Investigation Bureau, no one dares to control him except my mother."

"Sister Yuan looks quite frail, like a homebody who reads novels, watches TV series and short videos every day. But in fact, she can open a person's skull with one claw, and she can also maintain the network of the Investigation Bureau. She has offensive hard power and real skills in her hands."

"Sister Yan is the second strongest person in our team. She is heroic, straightforward and hot-tempered. She uses a big sword that is taller than me. She once kicked a harasser in half... ahem. She is a strength awakener. Dozens of ordinary men cannot get close to her."

Lin Mo couldn't keep his mouth shut and said a lot of things at once.

While they were talking, they walked to the door of the first team's office.

"Everyone, I want to announce something to you. The Human Resources Department has recommended a new intern to us. Ding ding ding! Let's officially get to know each other now."

Lin Mo pushed open the white wooden door and announced to everyone in the office.

"Eh? There's a new person here."

Yuan Xue stopped typing, a little surprised.

After the previous newcomer came, because he was too weak, he spent all day either writing task reports or financial subsidies, or moving corpses with Lin Mo. Not only was he almost dying every day, but his strength had not improved at all in half a year.

The newcomer cried for a few words, and then Chu Zehuai took him to the A-level pollutant battle site. After the newcomer came back, he packed up his bedding and ran away.

"You have to write a lot of paperwork to join us."

The tall woman leaning against the table shrugged, the two lip studs on her lips gleaming in the light. She swept her high ponytail and pointed to a pile of documents beside the table.

"Do you want to try and see if you can accept it? If not, go to the HR department and change your position as soon as possible."

She originally thought that the newcomers would be scared off by the pile of documents. After all, everyone who has awakened their abilities hopes that they can punch pollutants and kick deformers, and do not want to do so many tedious tasks at all.

But she didn't expect that the other party actually brought over some documents and picked up a pen on the table, and he didn't look reluctant at all.

Yanran couldn't help but raise his eyebrows, while Bai Yu looked seriously at the thick document in his hand. The document was covered with densely packed small black characters, and the black characters looked more and more familiar the more he read them.

How come this subsidy application is similar to the one when he was a boss before and cooperated with the system to cheat the main god for energy subsidies?

[The captain next door came to discuss with us. His office equipment was seriously damaged and he applied for funds to replace it.]

[The boss of the next dungeon came to fight me. My underground palace is seriously damaged and needs more energy to repair.]

[The disposable props used to deal with pollutants are insufficient. Apply for funds to purchase them. 】

[The prop cards provided to players are not enough, we need more energy to exchange prop cards at the exchange center.]

Bai Yu was in a weird mood, and the system that saw these contents exclaimed, "Wow!"

They have been writing application reports and task summaries for many years and are very familiar with the wording used in them.

Bai Yu randomly picked an excuse he had used before and started writing new content on it.

He picked up and put down documents one after another. In the end, he felt that his efficiency was too low, so he took several pens from Yuan Xue's pen holder. His fingers turned into five vines, and he rolled up the pens and wrote at the same time.

Vines are much more flexible than fingers, and have caused a dimensionality reduction attack on the past both in terms of quantity and quality.

While he was writing, Chu Zehuai just came back from a mission outside, and stopped beside them with a bloody face: "What are you two doing at the door?"

Lin Mo briefly explained, and the latter's eyes fell on Bai Yu, who had just finished writing all the documents: "Didn't I give you advice this morning? Your abilities are more suitable for the logistics teams."

"I still want to give it another try. After all, Captain Chu is my idol."

Bai Yu raised his head from the pile of documents and said with curved eyes.

His face had just the right amount of admiration and expectation, with all the emotions expressed on it, like a naive male college student who had just graduated from campus.

Behind his back, he rubbed his tongue across his fangs, crushed the other person's name between his lips and teeth, and after a long time, swallowed the whole thing, even the residue.

Chu Zehuai seemed to be injured again.

Smells so good.

He is hungry again.

Chu Zehuai didn't notice Bai Yu's dangerous thoughts. He found his own chair and sat down. Seeing that Bai Yu still wanted to insist, he simply changed his words to a more straightforward one:

"If you are too weak now, it would be a waste of time and energy to come here. I remember I told the HR department not to accept players below rank C."

Because of his presence, the combat work of the First Squad is more dangerous than that of other squads.

If they fight, for the newcomers who are not strong enough, they will just push the opponent into the fire pit. If they don’t fight, the logistical work will inevitably waste the opponent’s time and energy.

Yan Ran folded his arms and looked Bai Yu up and down carefully:

"Hey, Captain Chu, don't be so blunt. After all, he is your little fanboy. He dared to risk sudden death to come here. Now that you put it that way, I think he does look a little weak. Will he really not be scared to tears by the pollutants?"

Before Bai Yu could say anything, he heard Lin Mo loudly defending, "He dares to eat frog pollutants! Sister Yan, do you dare?"

Yanran:...It seems, she is quite powerful. At least she won’t eat it.

Lin Mo opened his mouth and wanted to say something else when he felt Bai Yu pulling his sleeve.

"I see. I didn't understand it at first. Now that Captain Chu has said so, let it go. Sorry for disturbing you."

Bai Yu stopped Lin Mo from speaking. He put all the documents in his hand into the hands of Yuan Xue, who was closest to him, and pulled his friend out of the office, closing the door considerately.

"Weren't you a little too much just now? This isn't the other party's fault. It's clearly the HR department's fault."

Yanran watched the two people leave, turned his gaze back to the office, and then found that Yuan Xue looked unwell.

"Xiao Yuan, what's wrong?"

"Sister Yan, take a look at this first."

Yuan Xue handed over the document in her hand and glanced at Chu Zehuai with a tangled expression.

"I just calculated the time. From the time you handed it to me, to the time it was returned to me, it took a total of four minutes to finish writing it all... Sister Yan, do you know what this means?"

Their team has never been very good at writing documents. Even Lin Mo, who often writes these, has poor writing skills. The reason why it was approved was because the financial staff approved it for the sake of the director.

The financial applications that Bai Yu wrote in just four minutes dealt a dimensionality reduction blow to their team.

And now, this chosen writer was pushed out by Chu Zehuai himself...out...out...

The sound of flipping files was heard. Yan Ran quickly looked at the contents, his eyes widened slightly, and he had the same feeling as Yuan Xue.

"Wow, you can actually use this reason to apply for subsidies, why didn't I think of it at the beginning?"

She looked at the completed documents one by one, muttering unconsciously, then looked up at Chu Zehuai.

"Captain, can't you make an exception?"

They really, really need an employee who can write documents.

Before Chu Zehuai could answer, Yuan Xue beside him raised her hand silently:

"Actually, I was just about to ask, Xiaobai has an intern contract, and the rules are for regular employees, so what does this have to do with whether or not an exception is made?"

Three people present: ......

Chu Zehuai cannot hold an intern to the same standards as a regular employee.

As for the criteria for interns to join the team... he didn't set them, that is, there were no standards and no thresholds, so he had even less reason to block Baiyu.

Yan Ran reacted immediately, threw the documents in her hand, opened the office door and rushed out:

"Wait, Lin Mo, bring your classmates back quickly. Don't listen to the captain's nonsense. Our team can't do without you—"

Before leaving, she turned back and said, "Captain Chu, if he really gets angry and doesn't come back, all the paperwork for the entire team will be left to you."

Chu Zehuai was suddenly backstabbed by his teammates: ........