The Vine Boss is Still Disguised as a Human Today

(Main story completed) This book is also known as "The Abnormal World on the Tip of the Tongue," "Guide to Eating Pollutants," and "The Years I Fell in Love and Killed Each Othe...

Chapter 20

"Xiao Bai, do you know what you did yesterday? You've become famous in the Investigation Bureau! Now everyone is discussing gossip about you in private."

Lin Mo rushed into the office and first glanced at Chu Zehuai's position. After finding that his brother was not there, he grabbed Bai Yu's shoulders and shook him with confidence.

"Ah? What did I do? I just helped the Eighth Squad transport a few loads of goods, and this was also a task assigned by the Bureau. Is there any problem?"

Bai Yu recalled what happened yesterday, looking confused.

He counted on his fingers what he had done yesterday.

In the morning, he wrote the task summary report of the first team.

In the afternoon, he went to help the Eighth Team transport goods to earn overtime pay, and also went back to the Investigation Bureau, and together with the captain of the Eighth Team, he returned the bottles to the supervisor of the purification plant.

At night, he sneaked to the temporary warehouse and had a buffet.

As he counted, Bai Yu suddenly felt a little nervous.

Could it be that the director of the purification plant was checking the accounts with the investigation bureau and discovered that he had secretly withheld some **?

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...

Or... was it that someone discovered me sneaking into the buffet?

"I'll give you a hint. It's Yue Feng, the captain of the eighth team."

Seeing that Bai Yu was silent and looked like he was still thinking about something, Lin Mo couldn't help but speak.

"Captain Yue? I've met him once, but we're not that familiar with each other."

Fortunately, it’s okay as long as these two things are not exposed.

But what was the relationship between him and Yue Feng, the captain of the 8th team? They met purely for business, and the only thing he remembered was the moment when they stood together in front of the purification plant supervisor and returned the bottle.

The impression Yue Feng left on him was the other person's strange expression, as if he wanted to cry but couldn't.

"No way, is it a scandal?"

Lin Mo looked at the genuine confusion on Bai Yu's face and fell into doubt himself.

"Let me give you another hint, Captain Li Song of the Second Squad."

"I remember now. It was something between him and me."

Bai Yu tilted his head in confusion as Lin Mo suddenly lit up with a gossipy look.

"Captain Li has always wanted to invite me to the second team. He likes to poach people everywhere. Isn't this known to everyone? Why has it become private gossip?"

Apart from him, the other teams would try to poach new members as long as they met Li Su's aesthetic standards.

Lin Mo looked at Bai Yu who looked natural, and asked unwillingly: "Do you really have no private relationship with Captain Li?"

Then why did the sound of Captain Li's collapse spread throughout the corridor? What was the hidden relationship between Bai Yu and the three captains?

The rumors have become outrageous now.

At the beginning, it was rumored that Bai Yu was in a love triangle with the captains of the first, second and eighth teams, which was very outrageous.

As a result, the story spread like wildfire, and it became that Bai Yu was 1v3 and had three girlfriends at the same time, which was even more outrageous.

Later on, it turned out that Bai Yu was collecting captain stamps, and the current progress was 30%. This was so outrageous that he couldn't even recognize it when he opened the door.

Lin Mo was curious, angry and worried.

I was curious about what was going on between the four of them, I was angry at those people who made wild guesses without knowing anything, and I was worried that Bai Yu would be hurt by the rumors.

Bai Yu, who had no idea what Lin Mo was thinking, shrugged and casually pulled out a document from the side:

"Really? If you need Captain Li for anything, I suggest you go and ask him directly. Or you can go to Captain Chu. The relationship between the two of them is definitely deeper than the relationship between the two of us."

After Chu Zehuai's interview, the other party once again devoted himself to the work of killing pollutants. He also became busy again and had to keep writing task reports.

After finishing writing, I have to rush to the scene early to eat... No, it is to collect the bodies of the pollutants.

"No, no, I don't need any help from Captain Li. You go ahead and do your work. I'll be leaving first. By the way, if you hear any bad news, don't be sad. Come to me directly. I will definitely stand on your side."

Lin Mo hurriedly said goodbye and before leaving the office, he looked at Bai Yu with a complicated look.

The latter found it a bit strange.

"Perhaps this is the variability and complexity of human emotions. No wonder the book says that you can never fully understand human nature."

Bai Yu sighed, Lin Mo was simple, but even so, he couldn't figure out the changes in his emotions.

The system hesitated for a moment before deciding to remind Bai Yu: [You... really don't remember what you did yesterday? ]

It gave Bai Yu frantic reminders yesterday, but this guy was in a fermented state and couldn't hear a single word.

Yesterday it was as desperate as Yue Feng.

After the fermentation energy was consumed, the two of them were already standing in front of the supervisor, and everything in front of Bai Yu was extremely normal.

[I can't remember clearly. Is it important? Can it be remedied? ]

[Well... Actually, it is not very important for our energy collection plan, and it seems that it cannot be remedied. ]

[Oh, forget it. Thinking about it might affect my mood. I’m too lazy to think about it.]

【good. 】

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The rumors within the Investigation Bureau were quickly suppressed and did not have the slightest impact on Bai Yu.

Not to mention that these words never reached Bai Yu's ears. Even if Bai Yu heard the full version, as a plant, he could not understand the love, hate, grudges and entanglements between humans at all, and might even find it confusing.

Plants never think about love, their only instinct is survival.

As for those looks that he couldn't understand, Bai Yu attributed them all to the complexity and diversity of human emotions. He even sighed that his understanding of humans was still too superficial.

So he took the time to ask Yuan Xue for a lot of drama resources, and specifically asked her to help him select a few dramas that could best showcase the real characteristics of human nature.

One of the dramas, called "Biography of Something", was highly recommended by Yuan Xue.

He didn't recognize those two words. He flipped through the memory fragments and found that the original owner didn't recognize them either. Based on the content, Bai Yu simply called it "The Story of Women in the Harem" in his heart.

He skillfully split the computer screen, using one part to watch Chu Zehuai's mission recorder video and the other part to play the thrilling palace fighting drama.

When Chu Zehuai came in after the meeting, he saw the following scene.

On the left side of Bai Yu’s computer was a video of him killing Pollutant. A sword flashed, and Pollutant’s head fell off.

To the right of Bai Yu's computer, a clear and angry voice came: "How dare you, a bitch, lay a hand on me? This is outrageous!"

After a few seconds, the images on both screens changed almost simultaneously.

On the left, the face of the pollutant in the camera suddenly enlarges, and a gloved hand turns the pollutant's face around. Chu Zehuai in the video is determining the type of the pollutant.

On the right, the crazy female voice has begun to scream: "Ah - you little bitch, you dare to touch my face! Someone come, slap my face!"

On the left, another pollutant jumped out of the sea, trying to start a new battle with Chu Zehuai. Almost instantly, its head was chopped off.

On the right, the female voice was even more crazy and sharp: "How dare you hit my maid? You are really a little bitch. I will let the emperor banish you to the cold palace!"

Chu Zehuai:.........

Very good, you are slacking off in front of him, right?

He looked at Bai Yu, who was sitting in front of the computer with great interest and fell into deep thought. Should he set some rules for the team?