The Vine Boss is Still Disguised as a Human Today

(Main story completed) This book is also known as "The Abnormal World on the Tip of the Tongue," "Guide to Eating Pollutants," and "The Years I Fell in Love and Killed Each Othe...

Chapter 68

As soon as Lin Mo's explosive words came out, almost everyone looked over. Even Yue Feng and Li Song, who were arguing at a critical moment, gave up the argument and looked over in unison.

In the banquet hall where one could hear a pin drop, Chu Zehuai stared coldly at his brother with his golden-orange eyes.

Lin Mo hadn't realized the danger was coming yet, and he continued to vent his dissatisfaction loudly:

“Xiao Bai, you have to give me more money. If my brother doesn’t want it, you can just give it to me. Anyway, I am also from the Chu family—mmmm—”

Lin Mo, who was in high spirits, was pulled down by Chu Yunrou, who covered his mouth with hers, and then the latter quickly stuffed a large piece of bean curd skin into his mouth.

After doing all this, Chu Yunrou kicked her son under the table and put the lifted tablecloth down, as if Lin Mo was not there tonight.

But everyone's ears are sharp. Even though Lin Mo was now stuffed under the table, the explosive words were still lingering in everyone's minds.

The scene remained extremely quiet until Li Song could no longer hold back his curiosity. With everyone's expectations, he quietly walked to Bai Yu's side and asked in a low voice: "Bai Yu, is this true?"

If it's true, it would be really exciting.

Bai Yu shook his head: "It's not true. There's something wrong with what he just said. Don't believe it."

...

...

The atmosphere on the field eased a little. Some people felt relieved, while others felt sorry that such a big melon was actually fake.

"It seems that Lin...Dark Night Crow likes to talk nonsense when he is drunk."

"Yes, it sounds like the truth."

"That's right."

"Hahahaha, this kid spoke so firmly that I almost believed him just now. Come to think of it, how could such an outrageous thing be true?"

The conversation resumed and the banquet hall returned to its previous bustle, until Bai Yu turned on his cell phone, said something, raised his head, and once again silenced the scene with one sentence.

"The ancient Xizhou currency was made of gold, and the value was different from today. If it was converted into Dongzhou currency according to the exchange rate, it would not be that cheap."

Therefore, Captain Chu is still very valuable!

One second, two seconds, three seconds...

In the banquet hall where the atmosphere had once again become tense, everyone's eyes were on Chu Zehuai.

"Bai Yu, you are drunk."

Chu Zehuai folded his hands and placed them under his chin, and spoke in an affirmative tone. His golden-orange eyes first stared at Bai Yu for two seconds, and then slowly looked around at the people around him.

It seems that Lin Mo's suicidal nature is contagious, so Bai Yu and Lin Mo should not be allowed to stay together for a long time.

Bai Yu blinked. He was not drunk.

Although he drank a lot of alcohol, which was quite strong, human alcohol actually had no effect on him. The only thing that could make him drunk was the pink ** that came out of the purification factory.

On the other side, the quiet crowd shuddered and reacted immediately after feeling the icy gaze sweeping over them.

"Yes, yes, Bai Yu, why did you drink so much? The dishes haven't been served yet."

"Young people who can't drink well shouldn't force themselves. We don't have any messy drinking culture here."

"So when you're drunk you'll talk nonsense like the Night Crow."

As Chu Zehuai's gaze relaxed, everyone began to chat with each other, successfully returning the atmosphere to its previous lively state.

"I don't think I—"

"Come on, drink, cheers!"

"I really didn't—"

"Fill up Brother Bai's glass!"

In the next hour, Bai Yu did not say a complete sentence. He was either drinking or being poured wine by others. There were piles of wine bottles around him, and many people had already staggered and fallen in their seats.

Finally, Chu Zehuai couldn't stand it anymore and planned to stop the group of people who kept pouring wine for Bai Yu, but he didn't expect that the other party was already in high spirits.

The wine didn't make Zhi drunk, but the pleasant atmosphere of drinking successfully infected Bai Yu. This unique human activity aroused Bai Yu's interest, and he turned from active to passive and began to attack the people around him.

"Come on, come on, Yue team, let's drink and toast to our friendship."

"Captain Su, given the relationship between us, it would be unreasonable not to drink thirty cups."

"Captain Chu, you come too, I toast to you."

Those who had tried to get Bai Yu drunk had tasted the bitter fruit. They had given Bai Yu so much alcohol at that time, and now facing Bai Yu's attack, they had no way of saying anything and could only grit their teeth and keep drinking glass after glass of high-concentration alcohol.

In less than half an hour, Bai Yu almost drank the entire investigation bureau down.

Half of the people in the Investigation Bureau were lying on the tables or chairs, and many of them had even fallen asleep, lying all over the place, looking extremely miserable.

The remaining half of the investigation bureau were drunk and crazy.

Li Song and Yue Feng still dislike each other, but since they had already had a fight at the dinner, they cannot use the same excuse to fight again in the new year. They want to fight, but their fighting power levels are not equal, which is unfair to Yue Feng.

The two drunk people thought hard and finally decided that they would have a dance battle!

In the middle of the banquet hall, in the air filled with alcohol, Li Song and Yue Feng began a fierce dance battle.

The captain of the fifth team, Mu Yang, sat cross-legged and watched, shouting dizzily, "You two, stop fighting—"

On the other side, the drunken Yuan Xue and Yan Ran picked up the weapons they used to perform "Fu Ren Er Zhuan" and started smashing them against the wall.

The word "德" cast from solid metal and the steel keyboard made a huge, regular sound, and amidst this sound were the voices of Yuan Xue and Yan Ran shouting their hearts out.

"The small hammer is forty, the big hammer is eighty!"

"Eighty, eighty, eighty, eighty..."

Fortunately, the building of the Investigation Bureau was extremely solid, so no big hole was smashed by the two men.

Bai Yu watched with interest for a while, but unexpectedly an arm reached out from the side and forcefully hooked around his neck. Loud laughter and a strong smell of alcohol came from the side.

"Hahahaha, Bai Yu, I didn't expect you to be so talented and actually drink more than me, hahahahahaha——"

Chu Yunrou put one foot on the table, one foot on the chair, one arm around Bai Yu, and one hand patted her chest, making a "pa pa" sound.

"I was right about you. You will be my right-hand man from now on! You call me Auntie and I call you Little Brother. Let's go and become sworn brothers tomorrow!"

With a cracking sound, the wooden table was cracked by the other party.

Bai Yu looked at the director who was in the same posture as Lin Mo before, and his eye twitched.

So the director is so... so wild?

He stretched out his hand to help the person onto the chair, but just as his fingers touched Chu Yunrou's arm, the latter was forcefully pulled away by another hand.

"Aunt, please don't compete with me for someone."

Chu Zehuai simply stuffed the director under the table, leaving her and her son to keep each other company happily.

"Captain Chu, are you...drunk too?"

Bai Yu looked at the other person's somewhat confused golden-orange eyes and his heart skipped a beat.

If this guy gets drunk and goes crazy, not only he won't be able to stop him, but no one present will be able to stop him either.

The strong building that could withstand the dance battle between Team Yue and Team Li, and Sister Yuan and Sister Yan smashing the wall, may be destroyed today at the hands of the drunk Chu Zehuai.

Fortunately, the violent scene that Bai Yu imagined did not happen. Chu Zehuai was just drunk, not out of control.

I saw the other person first muttered a few words about being hot, then tugged at his collar with his hand until the buttons of the collar burst open, revealing his white neck and a large area of ​​skin, and then the hand stopped.

"Captain Chu, here, buttons."

Seeing that the other party had no obvious desire to destroy, Bai Yu breathed a sigh of relief, picked up a button beside him and stuffed it into the other party's uniform pocket, but was hugged by someone.

The aroma of wine and the sweet scent came over at the same time, the warm breath swept across the side of the face, and the place where the skin touched felt the unique burning temperature of each other.

"Captain Chu, please don't be like this..."

Bai Yu's Adam's apple rolled, and the look in his phoenix eyes deepened.

It smells so good, he can hardly hold it back.

To him, this was simply naked **.

"Hmm?"

Chu Zehuai couldn't hear what the other party was saying. He not only retracted his arms, but also rubbed his head against the other party's neck.

"I'm so sleepy."

Soft and fine hair brushed against my neck, giving me a tingling sensation.

Bai Yu froze for a moment.

Because of their different awakening abilities, Bai Yu's body temperature is lower than normal people, and Chu Zehuai's body temperature is higher than normal people. With such a temperature difference, Bai Yu only felt like a large piece of warm fur was sticking to him, which was particularly warm in this cold winter.

"Then... shall I take you back to the office to sleep?"

"I want to go home."

Bai Yu: ...The key is that he doesn’t know where Chu Zehuai’s home is.

He sighed, picked up the other person resignedly, and then used vines to drag Lin Mo out from under the table - this guy drank too much in the early stage, and was thrown under the table in the later stage and didn't drink much, so he is much sober now.

With Lin Mo's help, things became easier.

Those with staff dormitories were all thrown back to the dormitories, and those without staff dormitories were thrown to the office first. As for the people in their first team, they would naturally find their addresses and send them home.

How could they let their team members sleep in a cold office?

"I'm going to see Sister Yuan and Sister Yan off. Xiaobai, please take my brother back. I've sent the address to your phone. The keys are in my brother's pocket."

Lin Mo grabbed Yuan Xue with one hand and Yan Ran with the other, and turned around and said.

"Don't you need my help?"

Bai Yu raised his eyebrows. He thought Lin Mo would choose to send his brother back.

"No, no, Sister Yan and Sister Yuan live nearby, I can send them back together. The important thing is, their addresses are in the downtown area, it's very old and the roads are complicated. Xiaobai, are you sure you can find them based on the address?"

Lin Mo looked at Bai Yu, whose expression froze for a moment, and then turned around and walked out carefully with the two of them.

"My brother is different. If you go down along the Qinghe area in the Hebai District, his house is the most conspicuous building. You may be able to find it without looking at the detailed address."

"good."

What Lin Mo said was true. Even Bai Yu, who was not familiar with the roads in Hebai District, could easily find Chu Zehuai's home.

No, who would build a detached villa on the mountain!

Bai Yu led his men up the steep mountain and arrived in front of the building.

This is a three-story villa with a light green and white facade. It is surrounded by dense and tall trees and next to it is a stream more than one meter wide that runs through the forest. It is sparsely populated and close to nature.

The most eye-catching thing is that this villa also has a huge garden with a swing and an idle climbing frame.

Bai Yu: I want to climb jpg

What a perfect place for vines to crawl around.

When he has enough money, he will buy one too.

Bai Yu counted his money, and calmed down his heart that had just been thinking about enjoying a bright future, and quietly shifted his attention to the important matters at hand.

He controlled himself from looking at the trellis, opened the door with the key, successfully found the bedroom, put the person down... but couldn't get down.

"Captain Chu, let go."

He pulled hard at his own vine, but the green part was still firmly held in the other party's hand.

Chu Zehuai: ZZZ

For the next half hour, Bai Yu was still fighting against the opponent's hand, and finally had to give up.

He now finally understood the other party's feelings a few hours ago.

**

The next morning

The sunlight shone through the gap in the curtains, casting a golden strip of light in the room. The figure's long eyelashes moved, and his golden-orange eyes slowly opened with a hint of confusion.

"Hiss, my head hurts—"

The memories of last night gradually came back, but not completely. In his drunken brain, the only thing left was the scene of his aunt dragging Bai Yu.

Don't drink so much next time.

The main reason was that he watched Bai Yu drinking one cup after another, and he drank a lot without realizing it.

I don’t know who sent me back in the end.

Chu Zehuai rubbed his temple, sat up from the bed, and the quilt slipped off his body, revealing a large area of ​​his naked chest.

His drunken brain hadn't yet realized anything was wrong, so he simply threw back the covers, got out of bed, and walked to the closet.

"I don't think I need to wear a uniform today—"

The wardrobe was opened, and it was empty. The original wooden bottom of the wardrobe seemed to be laughing at something silently.

"Where are my clothes?"

Chu Zehuai was stunned. He looked left and right but couldn't find any of his clothes. Not only in the bedroom and the closet, but even on his body, there was nothing left.

"Whoosh"

A green vine hung from the ceiling with a shirt hanging from it.

"Here, Captain Chu, your clothes."