The Vine Boss is Still Disguised as a Human Today

(Main story completed) This book is also known as "The Abnormal World on the Tip of the Tongue," "Guide to Eating Pollutants," and "The Years I Fell in Love and Killed Each Othe...

Chapter 77

"This is the first time I've seen my brother react so quickly." Lin Mo murmured.

"That's too much information. I need to take it slow."

Yuan Xue, who had read a hundred melodramatic and explosive H-novels in a row without changing her expression, took off her glasses and used the action of wiping them to clear her mind.

In just a few seconds, Bai Yu suddenly jumped onto the table and crawled over, pressing on Chu Zehuai to help wipe off the pollen.

Then when he adjusted his posture, he accidentally touched the latter's part, and the latter suddenly knocked the person on top of him over.

Bai Yu was caught off guard and lost his balance, his head was about to hit the radiator next to him, Chu Zehuai reacted and immediately hugged him.

These scenes happened so fast that before anyone else could react, it was over.

Yuan Xue and Xiao Mi fell into deep thought, Lin Mo was still confused, and reporter Xiao Zhao captured this precious scene with a "click".

"I didn't expect your team members to be so concerned about the captain's image. It's really a friendly and harmonious scene."

Reporter Xiao Zhao, who hadn't noticed anything wrong, couldn't help but sigh. After noticing that the atmosphere had become a little tense, he quickly added,

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"And you guys acted and reacted so quickly, you're worthy of being the investigators fighting on the front line."

Bai Yu's quick action of jumping onto the table and crawling over, and Chu Zehuai's reaction speed of quickly jumping up and holding the person in his arms, both made him, an ordinary person, amazed.

Bai Yu:.........

For a moment, he didn't know how to react to the reporter Xiao Zhao's heartfelt emotion and praise.

"I'm sorry, Captain Chu. I have an obsessive-compulsive disorder specifically targeting powdery substances. Once I see powdery substances rubbed onto something, I'll go insane."

Bai Yu regained his senses and got off the other person. After making up an excuse for his previous behavior, he crawled... back to his seat and patted his face with the cold water that he had prepared for watering the flowers.

The redness on her cheeks had faded, but they were still a little hot.

What a mistake. Why was he so irrational today?

Even if you don't like other flowers, you shouldn't react so strongly.

Chu Zehuai went to the bathroom and changed into a new uniform, as the one he was wearing was completely messed up.

Lin Mo took this opportunity to pick up the bouquet, after all, it was a gift from someone else.

However, under Bai Yu's gaze, he did not dare to put the bouquet of flowers in his brother's place, but just placed it in the corner at the door.

"I'm sorry, I didn't do my homework in advance."

Reporter Xiao Zhao did not expect that there would be someone who would have this kind of obsessive-compulsive disorder specifically against powdered substances. After expressing his feelings, he even apologized.

"It's my fault. I've never told anyone this before."

Bai Yu pinched his brows and returned to his usual calm and gentle self.

Reporter Xiao Zhao didn't pay much attention to what happened just now. Instead, he took the opportunity to understand the taboos and sensitive points of each member of the First Team. He secretly vowed to be well prepared next time to ensure that nothing goes wrong.

With the influence of the previous interview and Chu Zehuai's popularity, the popularity of the First Team is now much higher. When we have time, we can have another daily interview. Maybe we can get him promoted and get a raise to become the editor-in-chief.

The conversation lasted for a long time, from Lin Mo's popular science saying "Sister Yan hates it most when people say she's not like a woman" to Yuan Xue's popular science saying "Xiao Mi's favorite food is seaweed cod biscuits", before Chu Zehuai, who had changed his clothes, pushed open the door and came back in.

Lin Mo looked at his brother who was obviously not in a good state with a strange look: "Brother, why did it take you so long to change clothes in the bathroom?"

It’s obvious that they can all change their uniforms in seconds.

Chu Zehuai froze for a moment, not knowing how to answer for a moment. Fortunately, his cell phone started ringing frantically at this moment.

"Executives meeting? Now? Okay, I get it."

He had been busy with the Qinghe City Investigation Bureau at the end of last year, and it was time for him to fulfill his duties as the Dongzhou regional executive officer.

With slender and powerful hands, he took out the executive officer's certificate and badge, and the huge golden wings behind him spread out. His golden-orange eyes swept over the team members in the office.

"When I come back, I hope all your tasks will be completed."

"yes."

**

The severe cold has receded, and although the snow has not yet completely melted, small light-colored buds have already appeared on the hanging tree branches.

A group of deer pollutants are foraging in the mountains and forests.

In previous years, this time is a good time for deer to forage.

The melted snow nourishes the earth, and tender green grass sprouts grow on the soft soil, which is enough for the deer that have survived the winter to have a full meal.

But now it is different. They have become pollutants and have grown sharp teeth for chewing meat. The fragrance of green grass can no longer compare to the deliciousness of flesh and blood. The hooves of the deer trampled the grass leaves without hesitation, anxiously searching for fresh meat.

Fortunately, after wandering around half of the forest, the lead deer led the herd to find a small cave. The fresh flesh and blood on the ground emitted a scent that attracted the deer.

The walnut-sized brains of deer pollutants will not figure out why a strange cave suddenly appeared in the familiar forest, nor will they wonder why strange fresh flesh and blood appeared in the cave.

When they saw that the cave was empty, they ran in impatiently and devoured the food in big mouthfuls.

Countless vines hanging from the top of the cave drooped silently, and the smell of blood covered the rustling sound of the vines as they moved. Almost in the blink of an eye, the tough and strong vines tightly bound the necks of the deer pollutants and hung them in mid-air.

There were continuous snapping sounds, and both the adult and young deer had their necks strangled at the same time.

The cave returned to its previous tranquility.

The vines released the bound deer, which slowly moved to the ground and slowly turned into a human form.

"The deer population has been cleared of Class B contaminants."

Bai Yu took out a small notebook, turned to the latest page, and ticked the task record.

The air was filled with blood and the aroma of food tempted Zhi's stomach. Bai Yu thought about it, put away the small notebook, took out a sharp dagger, and dragged all the deer together.

The deerskin was peeled off completely, the deer meat was cut into thin slices, and the antlers and deer blood were thrown into the system space.

After doing all this, Bai Yu went outside and picked up a few dry branches and built them into the shape of a tower.

Wow——

The flame glass lamp that Chu Zehuai sent was turned on, and a small golden flame was spread out. The branches were instantly ignited and soon turned into a pile of fire.

“It’s really convenient.”

Bai Yu closed the glass lid. At the turn of winter and spring when it was still a little cold, the status of this flame lamp in his heart rose sharply.

Not only can you hold it to keep warm, you can also use fire anytime and anywhere. When the flame is burning, you can faintly smell the unique aroma of top-quality ingredients.

While holding the flame lamp to keep warm, Bai Yu took out iron skewers and various seasonings from the space and began to roast venison in the cave.

As time passed, the fragrance spread along with the white smoke, the color of the venison gradually deepened, and the color became shiny red. The surface also made a "sizzling" sound, and the hot oil slid down along the beautiful lines, dripping onto the flames, and bursting into small sparks.

Brush it with sauce and sprinkle with cumin, the aroma will be more intense.

When you take a bite, you will find that the meat is delicious, crispy on the outside and tender on the inside, and even has a hint of sweetness from honey.

"I don't think I added any honey."

Bai Yu licked his lips, thought for a while, and then set his eyes on the burning golden flame.

Is it because of the flames?

Tsk, I didn’t expect that Captain Chu’s flame would taste like honey.

As sweet as the other person.

Bai Yu thought of Chu Zehuai and couldn't help swallowing.

You can’t think about it. If you think about it again, the roasted venison in front of you will no longer taste good.

He collected his thoughts and chatted with the system while eating venison, until Sunflower suddenly joined the group chat.

[Sunflower: Praise spring, I finally made it through, it’s worth it for me to store up so much energy to survive the winter.]

[White Rose: Is it spring over there? It's still the transition between winter and spring here.]

[Sunflower: Yes, spring comes earlier in Nanzhou than in Dongzhou.]

[White Rose: The climate in Nanzhou is nice. Oh, why are there no roses?]

[Sunflower: Speaking of this, Boss, let me tell you a super gossip. A while ago, a new guy joined the organization. He was very capable and had a very flirty personality. Rose was quite fond of him. But after the arrival of the God's messenger, his undercover identity was exposed. You didn't see her expression at that time, hahahahaha.]

Sunflower's flamboyant laughter echoed in the system chat room, but it stopped abruptly after hearing Bai Yu's question.

[White Rose: Undercover? Did you leak any secrets? How did you find out? How did you deal with it in the end?]

[Sunflower: I don’t know about this. I’ll go back and ask Rose. He was discovered because of the ability of the God’s Messenger. The God’s Messenger can judge whether the believers truly agree with the doctrine. As for the last one, it’s embarrassing to say that he was allowed to run away.]

[White Rose: ....Don't forget to improve your strength, don't just think about eating melons every day.]

[Sunflower: You think all the plants are you (whispering), that person is S-level, the red-haired, green-eyed executive, you can't blame us if he ran away. But Rose gave him a parasitic skill in the end, which can be regarded as revenge.]

After saying this, Sunflower ended the conversation with "God's messenger has something to do". Bai Yu always felt that the other party's description sounded familiar, but he couldn't remember it for a moment, so he simply stopped thinking about it.

These things have nothing to do with him, just watch them for fun, the things at hand are more important.

Deer meat is delicious, but unfortunately it is contaminated and cannot be eaten by humans. However, he found a group of uncontaminated deer in the mountains and forests, which he could bring back for Captain Chu to taste.