【Slightly metaphysical + gossip, group pampering, refreshing novel】Three-and-a-half-year-old Tang Bao is the true county princess of Prince Qing's manor, brought along by her mother after r...
Chapter 169 You have to get two styes!
That night, after having a drink with his colleagues, Minister Chen returned to his residence drunk.
When he thought about how Princess Zhaoning and the others had no way to deal with him, and that the always difficult and arrogant Old Lady Yao had actually suffered a setback at the hands of him today... he felt happy and proud!
His steps were unsteady and staggering. The closer he got to the main courtyard, the more awake he became and the emptier he felt inside.
I wonder where his only good-for-nothing son is staying tonight? Has he returned home?
Could it be that the gentle and lovely Yin Shi would be left alone in the empty room, sitting in front of a fading candle?
Suddenly, Minister Chen turned on his toes and strode towards the yard of his daughter-in-law Yin.
On the way, he took out a pill from his arms and swallowed it.
Yin knew that if her father-in-law drank outside ten times, he would come looking for her ten times, so she had already found an excuse to send the servants away, and went to wash and dress leisurely, waiting eagerly.
The courtyard gate and the doors of the rooms in Haitangju where Yin lived were all ajar.
Xiao Tangbao and Zhimei quickly hid under Yin's bed. Just as Aunt Yao had gone up to the roof, she heard...
Um……
Then I heard the unusual, lame, goosebump-inducing voices of a man and a woman.
"My dear, you smell so good! So sweet..."
"Ouch~"
"Master~~"
"The Book of Rites says: 'If the ruler is ill and takes medicine, the ministers should taste it first; if the ruler is unwell, music should be cancelled.' The emperor is unwell, and the ministers are worried. Why are you still attending the banquet and drinking? Your daughter...you have made me very worried~"
???
Didn’t his father force him to drink?
Besides, there was no one else at the dinner table tonight except her father and uncle!
Minister Chen was holding her and eating her raw, taking her to the couch. He was stunned when he heard the words, but he didn't care. He just thought she was deliberately playing tricks to lure him over.
After all, she knew that once he drank, he would uncontrollably think of her and want her badly!
"Little devil! Master, I miss you so much. Can't I just drink to drown my sorrows?"
interesting!
The little girl has a lot of tricks up her sleeve. Since she wants to act, he will act with her!
Besides...isn't this a kind of sentiment?
Sizzle!
A tearing sound was heard, and the pink bellyband suddenly fell off. Yin punched Chen Shangshu with a coquettish look, "Hate it, Shu'er misses the master too!"
"But...when can we be together openly?"
"Hmm~"
"Shu'er~"
"Shu'er doesn't want to be sneaky every time..."
The woman's breathing was uneven, and Tang Bao felt as if she was running wildly on the top of a mountain and couldn't breathe.
This was not annoying enough, as Yin would occasionally let out a trembling scream that made little Tangbao tremble all over.
If Xiao Tangbao hadn't known in advance that she volunteered, he would have thought that she was being bullied and would have jumped out to protect her without hesitation.
Aunt Yao was on the roof, looking through the lifted tiles at the despicable behavior in the house, feeling disgusted.
She looked in the opposite direction and saw that there was no movement. She forced herself not to rush over and pull Xiao Tangbao out.
What a sin...
I hope the little princess only hears a little noise and can't see anything!!
"Don't worry! Master, I will find a way!"
Minister Chen looked at the woman under him with an obsessed look, his blurred eyes sweeping over her skin which turned pink when pinched and sucked.
Feng's niece was extremely beautiful, young and delicate, with skin as smooth as a baby's. She had already fascinated Chen before she married into his family.
Unfortunately, she later became his daughter-in-law???
On the day of his son's wedding, he was still feeling regretful the previous second, but the next moment, when she offered him tea, she secretly and deliberately touched his hand in front of so many people.
At that moment, he finally knew that Feng's niece actually liked him?!
It turns out that every time I called him uncle, I secretly felt some affection!
A 28-year-old girl, a proper lady from a prominent family, the eldest daughter of a legitimate family, does not like young men of the same age as her, but instead likes him, a middle-aged man who is more than 20 years older than her and over 40 years old. How could he not be surprised?
"Shu'er, be good, let me calm down first..."
Minister Chen's breathing became noticeably heavier. He grabbed the fair and slender hand and kissed it, then suddenly fixed Yin's soft hands above her head.
He stared at her without blinking, swallowing hard, "I promise you, I'll get rid of that yellow-faced woman sooner or later!"
When mentioning the 'yellow-faced woman', murderous intent flashed across Minister Chen's eyes.
Yin began to struggle tentatively, "But... Shu'er doesn't want to wait anymore!"
Yin lowered her eyes slightly, avoiding Minister Chen's gaze. The thought of always being paired with that loser made her feel unlucky and that she would never be able to make a name for herself.
She wanted to replace her aunt and become the real mistress of the Shangshu Mansion!
Instead of enduring the death of my aunt who was my mother-in-law, I still have to look at the eyes of that loser and continue to be humiliated by that loser!
Besides, she likes her father-in-law sincerely.
The reason why she agreed to marry him was because she had the idea that she would be like him. However, she didn't know that her cousin was not only useless, but also a pervert!
Fortunately, she was lucky. It turned out that her father-in-law also liked her. On the wedding day, he took advantage of his cousin being drunk and afraid to get on her bed, and gave her an unforgettable wedding night.
But... Lin'er is four years old this year, and she really doesn't want to wait any longer!
Yin suddenly pulled out her hand and placed her white fingertips between Minister Chen's eyebrows.
She slid down along the bridge of his nose, passed over the man's throat, and pressed against his chest, saying tenderly:
"Master, don't you want to be with me every day? Don't you want to hear Lin'er call you daddy?"
Minister Chen swallowed hard and held down the rebellious hand. "Of course I do. Every time I hear Lin'er call me grandfather, I always feel... weird."
Under the bed, the two little ones looked at each other, especially little Tangbao who was the most surprised. She had never asked this question from the ghosts. This was too shocking!
On the bed, Minister Chen once again restrained his daughter-in-law Yin's hands. He leaned close to her neck, smelling the subtle fragrance coming from Yin's body. He became more and more uncontrollable, and his big palm began to wander freely on her satin-like skin.
"Shu'er, be good and bear with it. I've arranged for someone to tamper with the yellow-faced woman's diet. Within six months, she will die suddenly. By then, I think I can find a way to change your identity and marry you as my legal wife in a dignified manner."
As he said that, he suddenly covered her with his whole body!
The bed suddenly shook. On the beam, Aunt Yao, who had long been unable to bear it any longer, saw that the signal flare was finally lit at the end of the west yard. She immediately stepped on a tile and broke it, and fell into the house suddenly.
The loud bang and the sudden appearance of the uninvited guest made Minister Chen's pupils shrink and the blood in his body flow backwards instantly.
Yin's originally pink face immediately turned extremely pale at a speed visible to the naked eye.
"ah--"
She screamed and subconsciously hugged Minister Chen's neck tightly.
Little Tangbao quickly crawled out from under the bed... Just as he was about to perform some hand gestures, he was stunned when he saw two naked people stacked on top of each other on the bed.
This room is quite warm, are they so cold?
Since it’s cold, why do we know to hug to keep warm but not to cover ourselves with a blanket?
Is it shameless for a man and a woman to be naked together?
Aunt Yao's head buzzed, and she quickly reached out to cover the little guy's eyes, "Immobilization spell, immobilization spell."
The sound of her gnashing teeth reminded little Tangbao, and the little fellow quickly stretched out his hand and made hand gestures.
Just when Minister Chen reacted and tried to pull Yin's arm to escape, he was horrified to find that he could not move???
How...how is this possible?
What happened to him?
It’s over, it’s all over!!!
Minister Chen was completely despaired...
There is a law in Daliang that anyone who commits adultery will be punished with fifty strokes of the cane if he is a man, and will be drowned in a pond if he is a woman.
Having an affair with his daughter-in-law is against human ethics and moral principles. A caning is a minor matter, but if he is dismissed from his job and investigated, he will be finished!!!
He wanted to speak, wanted to ask the three bitches in front of him what they wanted to do, but he found that he couldn't even move his tongue?!
Only the eyeballs can move! ?
ah--! !
What's going on with this Princess Zhaoning? Is she human or a demon?!
Minister Chen kept roaring in his heart, but no one could hear him.
Humph! Evil creatures must be killed by everyone!
He swore that as long as he could survive this disaster, he would report to the emperor and burn the monster Yun Zhaoning to death!
Sacrifice her to the heavens!!!
Nanny Yao stood in a row with a sullen face. She turned Tang Bao and Zhi Lan around and asked them to stand facing the door with their backs against the bed.
At this moment, Li Chenglan rushed in with two guards...
“Ouch!”
"Damn it..."
"My little Yuntang, your second cousin will have to get two styes tonight because of you!" He gently scratched the tip of little Tangbao's nose.
I thought to myself that I would never dare to mess with his niece who has such great abilities!
Seeing this, the two guards beside him hurriedly walked around the room twice, took a large quilt and threw it on the two men on the couch.
It was good to work with his second master. That night they saw all kinds of excitement that they had not seen in the first twenty years.
It's just a bit eye-catching...
The more Li Chenglan looked at Tang Bao, the more amazing she seemed to him, and he couldn't help but pick her up.
"You're such a clever girl, you're so popular! You know what, that male classmate you asked for help is really a capable person..."
"Right now, half of the noble ladies in Xijing City have arrived, all with their families, watching the excitement in the west courtyard of the Chen Mansion!"
Xiao Tangbao chuckled, "Minister Chen's grandson, no, Minister Chen's son Chen Youlin, is a classmate in Class B next door."
"Tang Bao didn't ask that bullying boy for help. Tang Bao told him several times that if he couldn't get all his classmates' parents to come to the Chen Mansion tonight to help him settle the score with Chen Youlin, Tang Bao would let Mimi eat him!"
"As for what's the score? Tang Bao won't bother to tell you..."
Li Chenglan: "..."