【Slightly metaphysical + gossip, group pampering, refreshing novel】Three-and-a-half-year-old Tang Bao is the true county princess of Prince Qing's manor, brought along by her mother after r...
Chapter 330 Ordinary people simply can’t understand it!
"Your Highness, what do you mean? I... I don't understand..." Ouyang Boshan stuttered, his voice trembling barely perceptibly.
Seeing him so nervous, Xiao Tangbao knew that his idea was indeed right!
Chicken feet and pig feet can be eaten, but how can human feet be eaten?
Since human feet are not edible, then Master Ouyang has to gnaw on his wife's feet every time he writes an article. Is that right?!
That's definitely not right!
Xiao Tangbao slowly folded his arms, a knowing and sly smile flashing across his eyes.
"Ahem!" She cleared her throat forcefully and turned to face Ouyang Boshan, suddenly yelling at the top of her lungs, "Master Ouyang loves to smell the stench of women's feet—!!"
"Master Ouyang is still... um!"
Ouyang Boshan suddenly jumped up and rushed forward to cover Xiao Tangbao's mouth regardless of anything.
“Mmmmm! Mmmmm--!” Let me go, let me go of Tangbao--!!
The usually calm director of Hongwenguan now had a panicked look on his face and was terrified in his heart!
"Father! Let the little prince go!" The eldest and second uncles of the Ouyang family, who happened to arrive, were so scared that their eyes almost popped out of their heads!
"Father! Murdering the Crown Princess is a capital crime punishable by the death of nine generations of the clan!"
"Yes, father, if you have anything to say, please speak politely. If you disobey your superiors, you will be punished with a beating! Your body... can't bear it~"
Ouyang Boshan's two sons were so anxious that they were about to cry, and his two daughters-in-law were so anxious that they stamped their feet and began to think:
What did Her Royal Highness the Crown Princess just say that her father-in-law likes?
Alas! Why didn't they hear such an important thing?!
I missed the chance to please the old man for nothing!!
"Wait... Your Highness, wait a minute! If you have anything to say, let's talk somewhere else..." Ouyang Boshan lowered his voice guiltily.
He held Tang Bao in one hand, and his hand was shaking as he covered the little one to prevent her from speaking.
"This little girl is talking nonsense! As a teacher, I must teach her a lesson today!"
The two sons stood there frozen, disbelief written all over their faces...
Is my father confused?!
What kind of status and honor does Her Royal Highness hold? How can she be taught a lesson by an ordinary person?
And if he remembered correctly, Her Royal Highness the Crown Princess is five years old this year, right?
Men and women should not touch each other... What my father is doing is really inappropriate!!
Wow...Father is so awesome!
As a teacher, you should uphold your duties and not fear the powerful! If it's the truth, even if it means death, what's the harm?!
While his two sons were thinking in completely different directions, Ouyang Boshan's face turned pale, and he ran with little Tangbao in his arms and went straight into the study.
Then he closed the door tightly.
Madam Ouyang followed closely behind, guarding the door tightly and not allowing anyone to approach.
Tang Bao's face flushed red: "You just like to smell women's stinky feet!!"
"Every time you write an article, you have to ask your wife to take off her shoes and socks and sit next to you... You said that you can only get inspiration when you smell her feet and eat her feet!!"
The little guy shouted angrily.
She stood on the table, her hands on her hips, looking furious.
Who knows if he touched his wife's feet today...
He actually covered her mouth? ?
Ah, ugh, ugh, ugh!!!
She doesn't like eating human feet! It's so disgusting and dirty! !
The little guy shook his head desperately, trying to get rid of the eye-catching images he had seen in the past from his mind.
“Ah——!” She gritted her teeth and stamped her feet. “I’m so mad! I’m so mad at you, Tang Bao!!”
"Keep your voice down, keep your voice down..." Ouyang Boshan clasped his hands together and knelt on the ground: "You are my living ancestor! I beg you!!!"
Ouyang Boshan, who was considered a great scholar, was so frightened and angry that he started crying...
Who says couples can’t have some special quirks?
At least he...at least he didn't take concubines endlessly or go out to whore things!!
What's wrong with him liking women's feet? He just likes to be ruthlessly and wantonly trampled on by his beloved little feet, what's wrong with that? ! !
That's a supreme reward! Ordinary people simply can't understand it!
But even though he had no guilt in his heart, he never dared to reveal a single word, because he couldn't stand the contemptuous gaze of the world! !
Xiao Tangbao turned around twice on the table, grabbed a piece of paper, squatted down and slapped it on the table.
"If the owner of the museum was an honest official, Tang Bao would not be embarrassed to say this to you..."
"But... consider it as a way to atone for your own sins and to accumulate blessings for future generations. Please donate some money to the Charity Bureau!"
"By the way, please write down a donation document in black and white to prevent others from misunderstanding that I am disrespecting my teachers and deliberately bullying you!"
Ouyang Boshan had a bitter face and seemed to be still hesitating.
Little Tangbao pointed slyly at a nearby bookshelf and said, "Master Ouyang, do you want me to get it out?"
Ouyang Boshan's face turned pale in an instant.
His wife was good at painting, and deep in the bookshelf were the paintings his wife had made for him when he was in high spirits...
well!
He often looked through those paintings privately. Although they were not elegant, he was reluctant to destroy them.
But those paintings must never see the light!
Otherwise his reputation will be ruined!!
Xiao Tangbao got down from the table, turned around and went to pull the drawer...
However, her body has not yet recovered. Even if she has a lot of merits in her merit book, she can't exert much strength at this moment.
She walked around to Ouyang Boshan and knocked on the table gently, "Just donate the silver that can't be seen in public!"
Ouyang Boshan's eyes widened, and his heart was filled with fear!
Aaaaaaahhhh!!
She knows everything? ! !
She even knew where he hid his secret money! ! ? ?