Chapter 339 I can’t laugh anymore...

Throwing just one was not enough. Xiao Qingye was afraid that the firecracker would not go off and he would lose face, so he threw three firecrackers that were as big as his head in a row.

Three bundles of cannons hissed and sparked, and just as they were about to fall into the toilet...

"Bang! Bang! Bang!"

Deafening explosions occurred one after another, followed by the horrifying sound of "bang bang" as the toilet buckets exploded!

In an instant, the air was filled with smoke, and the foul smelling stuff suddenly spread out in a radial shape!

It is indeed extremely powerful!

Little Tangbao was so scared that he squatted down under the wall and covered his ears tightly with his little hands.

Xiao Qingye himself was so scared that he shrank his neck. After his face turned pale for a moment, he raised his chin and looked at Tang Bao proudly.

He is not good at reading and writing, so he cannot help Tangbao review the lessons he has missed... But when it comes to finding ways to entertain Tangbao, he has plenty of ideas!

"Sister Tangbao..." He was about to open his mouth to ask for credit and praise when he was interrupted by two shrill screams.

Old Madam Xiao was sitting on the toilet. Not only was she covered in filth by the sudden explosion, but the huge noise almost scared her to death!

Fortunately, after so many years of exercise, her heart is still strong!

Liu Zijin, who deliberately hid in the neighboring palace with straw paper in order to embarrass Madam Xiao, was even more miserable...

She had been leaning against the wooden partition wall, and the impact of the explosion caught her off guard, splashing feces and urine all over her face and body!

Liu Zijin subconsciously opened his mouth, stretched out his arms and looked himself up and down in disbelief.

Suddenly...

After another loud noise, even her mouth...

"ah--!!"

"ah--!!!"

The two children looked in the direction of the screams, and happened to see the servants who had hurried over after hearing the explosion. Together, they witnessed a scene they would never forget:

Liu Zijin rushed out of the bathroom with a grin on her face like a madman. Her hair, cheeks and clothes were all covered with stains. She screamed and almost collapsed.

And Madam Xiao, who came out of the palace a little later than her, looked even more strange...

She was wearing thin clothes and walked out in an extremely awkward and strange posture, trembling and half squatting.

Her face was pale, her eyes were filled with fear, and she was trembling with anger...

The servants were all stunned by the scene before them.

She didn't have time to think about what had happened? Why was the Third Young Master's face painted like a ghost? She didn't even have time to think about where the new coat she had put on that morning had gone.

The servants opened their eyes wide and rushed forward in panic...but when they got close to the two of them, they couldn't help but vomit loudly!

There's nothing I can do... I really can't blame them... These two masters are just too stinky!

It was Chinese New Year, and the family had extra dishes. The food was so good, they all ate until their necks were full! ?

It would be strange if I didn’t vomit!!

"......" The scolding that was about to come out of Mrs. Xiao's mouth was swallowed back when she saw the well-dressed and elegant young girl not far away.

Her face turned red and white, her chest heaved violently, and all her emotions finally turned into shame and indignation.

Xiao Qingye lowered his head stiffly, his face pale, and he was too scared to speak.

At this moment, he couldn't laugh anymore...he just wanted to cry loudly!

A simple-looking old woman was the first to rush forward, shouting in a loud, rough voice, "Madam! Madam has previously ordered that another pig be slaughtered today... The kitchen has heated up a lot of hot water, and it's boiling!"

"You're covered in feces and urine on the first day of the Lunar New Year. How unlucky! Go back and wash yourself!"

Her tone was urgent and her eyes were sincere. She didn't realize that Madam Xiao looked at her with a knife-like look, as if she wanted to kill her!

Really...

Old Madam Xiao was so angry that she felt dizzy and almost fell over... She wanted to slap this talkative old woman in the face right away!

How come your nose is the only one that works well?

Why do you have to say it?

If you don't speak, will anyone think you are dumb? You quietly brought water to my yard, can I still deduct your wages?

Unfortunately, this old woman had such an honest and sincere face that she couldn't vent her anger!

How ridiculous!!

It really makes her mad!!!

Xiao Tangbao appeared calm on the outside, but he was a little panicked inside, like a guilty thief.

After all, those firecrackers were given to Brother Qingye by her, and she got into trouble again!

But due to her status, she couldn't apologize directly to Madam Xiao.

Besides, Madam Xiao was surrounded by black energy, and it was obvious that she was suffering from karma...

Not to mention that she couldn't even bear her apology... She didn't punish her directly at this moment because of her beautiful aunt and Brother Qingye!

This old lady is a person burdened with sins. Although her crimes don’t warrant her death now, it seems her time is up... Let the judge decide her crime and punishment in the future!

As for her apology, she can make up for it by making amends to her beautiful aunt!

Xiao Tangbao stood up straight, looked straight ahead, and said crisply, "Madam Xiao, go wash up and change your clothes first. I'll wait for you in the front yard!"

As soon as she finished speaking, she walked towards Xiao Qingye hand in hand, like a savior, leaving behind a mess and the stunned crowd, took his hand, turned around and left without looking back.

"Tang Bao..."

"Shh! I took the firecracker! You threw the firecracker to tease me, the fault is all mine! Besides, who knew that the firecracker would be so powerful..."

......

Seeing the two children walking away, Old Madam Xiao quickly turned around and walked back into the house without stopping.

"Did I see correctly? That little kid with a face painted like a ghost is my third grandson, right?"

What a sin!

She’s really lucky that her old bones didn’t get scared to death today!

"Hurry up! Although Her Royal Highness is a child, we must not neglect her!"

"yes!"

"Where's Yichuan? With such a big commotion in the mansion, how come he hasn't come yet given his speed?"

How could a servant dare to say that the commotion in the main courtyard right now is louder than the explosion in the toilet...

He just said vaguely: "Maybe every household is setting off firecrackers, the master didn't think too much about it!"

Liu Zijin's mind repeatedly reappeared the image of Xiao Tangbao's hair, a head of jeweled hair, and her delicate face, as delicate as a jade...

His Royal Highness the Regent is incredibly handsome, wealthy, and full of evil aura that can suppress evil spirits... It's like this is the destination tailor-made for her by God!

Looking at the direction where Xiao Tangbao disappeared, she became more determined to marry into the Prince Regent's Palace! Even if it meant being a concubine!

She absentmindedly closed her slightly open mouth and swallowed a few times subconsciously.

Suddenly, she seemed to remember something, her stomach started churning, she held onto the wall and vomited loudly, wishing she could vomit out all her gallbladder!

Touching the yellow talisman in her arms, she wiped her mouth vigorously and walked quickly towards the guest room.

She also had to go back and wash up quickly. She must not miss this opportunity to get close to Her Royal Highness the Crown Princess!