【Slightly metaphysical + gossip, group pampering, refreshing novel】Three-and-a-half-year-old Tang Bao is the true county princess of Prince Qing's manor, brought along by her mother after r...
Chapter 91 Make the best use of everything!
In the stands, some timid people had already covered their eyes, and everyone was worried about Princess Zhaoning.
At the critical moment, Yun Yian got some live chickens and ducks from somewhere and threw them to the side of the field with his men. Yun Lie even started climbing down the ladder without any care.
At the critical moment, Xiao Tangbao let go of Yun Shuer and rolled to the side.
at the same time……
“Boom!”
Another bolt of thunder struck down, not only piercing through the White Tiger and Yun Shu'er, but also with a "bang", Yun Shu'er was hit directly by the soaring White Tiger, and blood kept flowing from all seven orifices.
Looking at his burnt fur, the white tiger became angry and jumped up with a roar, and suddenly slapped Yun Shuer, who was beside him, away with a claw.
Yun Shuer, whose life or death was unknown, drew an arc in the air and landed in front of the cage opposite with a "whoosh".
The big black bear in the cage stared at her for a moment without blinking, then roared and, drooling, tore her to pieces and dragged her back into the cage...
Everyone:!!!
“Ah~~”
`(′;д;`)~~~~~~~~` Ugh!!`
The spectators on high places were so frightened that they screamed. Some fainted instantly, and some even lost control of their bowels and bladder due to the fright, making a fool of themselves.
The air was soon filled with a disgusting stench.
What dignity and face? All the nobility, pride and arrogance of these dignitaries... now seem like a joke.
With the sound of the second thunder, all the imperial guards and even the inner guards were finally released from their restraints and jumped off the field like dumplings.
"Woo... Woo..." The white tiger kept whimpering, pretending to pounce on Tang Bao.
Tang Bao raised his little hands high, with a solemn look on his upturned face.
"You still want to eat my nest? You're such an idiot! Why do you get struck by lightning every time you attack my nest?"
White Tiger: [○`Д′○]
...Why Sen?
Tangbao:~( ̄︿ ̄)
"Because—I can play thunder!"
Baihu: “?” This little guy must be a fool, right?
"You don't believe it?" Little Tangbao narrowed his eyes and looked directly into Baihu's eyes: "Hehe, watch this Tangbao's hand..."
Her voice seemed to have magic, and the little white tiger really looked at her raised little paw.
"Are you ready?"
"..." Baihu nodded subconsciously, even feeling a little expectant.
"..." Tang Bao curled his lips and smiled mischievously: "Heavenly thunder is coming~"
She moved her fingers slowly and with great amplitude...
“Boom!”
The little white tiger was stunned after being struck by thunder again. It saw clearly that the little man's claws pinched and thunder really happened immediately!
And what she attracted was no ordinary lightning...
What frightened it even more was that it could crush the little man with a single slap. Not only did it suddenly release a powerful pressure, it frightened the surrounding beasts and made them cry secretly...
In the blink of an eye, she actually rushed towards it, grabbed its tiger legs, and flipped it to the ground? ?
What the hell is this little guy? How could he be so insane?!
It’s so... so scary!
"Little Mimi, does it feel good to be struck by lightning?" Tang Bao stepped on its tail and looked at it with a smile, "I see you are quite resistant to lightning. Do you want to experience it again?"
Seeing that she was about to grab the life-threatening claw again, the little white tiger's eyes suddenly widened, and its fur stood on end in an instant, looking extremely fluffy.
"Woo~" [No, no! If you chop Tiger Tiger again, I'll die!]
It froze in place, not daring to move, even trying its best to suppress its trembling, fearing that if the little devil in front of it lost its balance, its claws would move and chop it again...
"So you're afraid of death?" Seeing how frightened it was, Xiao Tangbao hurried to comfort it, "Don't worry, I'm kind-hearted and won't let your death be in vain!"
"Even though your white fur is ruined and too ugly to be used as a mattress... I will have you skinned and boned thoroughly. I'll make sure the rest of your body is used for cooking or medicine. I'll make the most of it!"
"......?" Making the best use of everything? Baihu's pupils trembled violently... Is she a devil?!
"To be honest, my father and I are not feeling well..."
"I heard that tiger penis is very effective in nourishing and strengthening yang, and treating sore waist and knees. I've been sitting for a long time recently, and my waist hurts a lot..."
"I'm a good kid with a conscience. Just go and rest assured. I'll personally pray for your soul to be reborn!"
Tang Bao looked at it and swallowed his saliva violently.
(っ╭╮)っ…The little white tiger was completely desperate!
What kind of little devil is this? It's the reincarnation of a divine beast, and she wants to eat it, eat it...?
Woo~~
Hu Hu is so embarrassed! Hu Hu is so scared!
The owner really didn't scare it. Coming to the human world is indeed a tribulation! !
It looked at Xiao Tangbao with tears in its eyes, and regretted why it didn't practice well and why it couldn't speak human language.
Otherwise, could it threaten this little devil now?
At worst...at worst it can just kneel down and beg for mercy!
…
In the cold winter, with snowflakes falling, there were three thunderclaps?
What kind of strange astronomical phenomenon is this?
Moreover, Princess Zhaoning, such a young child, was struck by lightning, yet she was still alive?!
Before one crisis subsided, another one arose... All the officials of the Imperial Observatory present were stunned and left together.
Only the spectators in the front row, including Emperor Liang, who had excellent eyesight, vaguely sensed something was wrong and began to have some doubts about Princess Zhaoning.
But I'm not sure...
It was shocking enough that three thunderbolts struck in less than two cups of tea...
When the smoke and dust kicked up by the giant white tiger cleared, everyone saw that the white tiger, which was much taller than an adult man when standing up, was actually crawling on the ground, kneeling at the feet of Princess Zhaoning like a human! ! ?
Everyone looked at this bizarre scene in astonishment.
"What's going on? The big tiger actually knelt down? It actually knelt down in front of Princess Zhaoning?!"
The scene before them completely overturned all their cognition.
"Princess!?" A group of guards rushed forward with the determination to die, and were immediately stunned by the scene before them.
They desperately wanted to shield Tang Bao behind them, but the little fellow waved his hand at everyone, "Don't panic, I...I, the Princess, have already tamed this beast!"
Seeing that they looked unconvinced, Tang Bao smiled at the white tiger still crawling on the ground and said, "Mimi, get up and say hello to everyone!"
The little white tiger stood up suddenly, making a snoring sound in its throat.
It was trying to relieve its tension, but everyone thought it was gathering strength, ready to attack at any moment, and they were so scared that they broke out in cold sweats.
Tang Bao walked forward with a smile and gently touched its head with his little hand.
"Mimi, sit down."
The giant white tiger, which had lost its handsomeness but was still mighty, immediately sat down obediently.
The two big paws are placed obediently in front.
Sit so straight!
"Roll over."
"Woo-ah!" He rolled over again obediently.
"Claw grip!"
"Absolutely not!" A guard discovered that the little princess's fingertips were covered in blood!
The beast is bloodthirsty, and if the white tiger goes berserk, the consequences will be disastrous! !