Chapter 302: Capture the Turtle First

Cheng Qingyan's wrist, which was holding the tea bowl, trembled: "Kill him?"

Yun Fu looked at him and raised an eyebrow. "What else? Of course, Boss Cheng, if you have a better idea, you can also tell me. I am also willing to listen to other people's opinions."

After all, the two of them just started working together.

Yunfu wants to establish a good image.

But in Cheng Qingyan's mind, Yun Fu is just a young man with a temperament that is not calm enough.

Only those who have never experienced anything would say something so direct as "just kill the person".

With his personality, he will suffer sooner or later if he stays in the Ghost Prison.

Cheng Qingyan put down the tea bowl and sighed heavily in his heart. He had already chosen to cooperate with this kid.

Those two people are in the same boat.

He has to worry about this.

"Have you ever heard that when shooting a man, shoot the horse first; when capturing a thief, capture the leader first."

"Okay." Yun Fu nodded obediently.

"What's good?" Cheng Qingyan saw his eyes darting around, looking everywhere. He felt that this guy didn't understand what he said at all. "Do you really understand?"

"I understand. To catch a thief, you must first catch the turtle."

Cheng Qingyan nodded, as long as the kid listened to what he said carefully.

"So what exactly do you plan to do?"

The expression on Yun Fu's face remained unchanged. She spoke in a relaxed tone, "Just as you said, to catch a thief, you must first catch the turtle. So when the time comes, we can ask who those two little turtles are and then rush over to catch them."

"Ahem, ahem, what do you say we should catch first? A turtle?" Cheng Qingyan thought he had misheard at first, until he heard the three words "little turtle" very clearly, and then he was sure that he had not heard wrong.

Yun Fu raised her eyelids slightly. "Excuse me, I'm used to calling those who hide and do bad things "little turtles!" So, what are the names of these two little turtles?

"Xuan Ji Zhang and the butcher." The expression on Cheng Qingyan's face was indescribably complicated. Can this kid really do it?

Yun Fu said, "Oh!" "Then I'll go find out who Xuanji Zhang and the butcher are, and tell them to come out. Once they show up, I'll just kill them. What do you think of this plan?"

Cheng Qingyan: “???”

What kind of plan is this!

He had seen arrogant people before in his life, but he had never seen anyone as arrogant as this kid.

"No, there are too many variables. What if..."

Cheng Qingyan analyzed a lot of things in a row.

Yun Fu suppressed her breath, nodded humbly, and asked, "So, Boss Cheng, what good plans do you have? Tell me about it."

Cheng Qingyan actually has a good plan.

"A cruel trick."

"Based on the current situation, the news that our quarrymen are in trouble has most likely already reached the Jiazi Division. Impersonating supervisors directly won't work. We'll need to resort to some self-torture tactics. We'll say we encountered troublemakers and fought our way out of the encirclement. This way, we won't arouse their suspicion."

Yun Fu admitted that he was indeed very meticulous.

“But there’s a problem with doing this.”

Cheng Qingyan was curious about what he had missed and asked hurriedly, "What question are you talking about?"

Yun Fu replied in a serious tone, "It will hurt! It's a self-torture tactic. At the very least, you'll have to stab yourself, and it will definitely hurt."

Cheng Qingyan: "..."

In just a short while, Cheng Qingyan was left speechless several times by this kid.

"I thought you had just faced the pursuers from Sanshengtang alone, and you had no fear of life or death at all."

Yun Fu knew that he was joking, so she replied in a joking tone, "That's different. That was an emergency just now, and I had no choice. If I accidentally got hurt, I would have just accepted it. Now you want me to stab myself first."

Yun Fu loves to take good care of her little body.

She would never stab herself when the situation in the Jiazi Department is so uncertain!

Seeing that she disagreed with his plan, Cheng Qingyan frowned slightly. "So, are you planning to just follow your so-called crappy plan and go straight for it? And then, take a group of people and fight to the death?"

A cunning glint flashed across Yun Fu's dark and deep eyes. "Then there's no need to let them fight to the death. Just follow your plan, but there's no need to resort to the self-torture tactic. Just pretend to be injured."

Cheng Qingyan sneered: "Pretend, do you think they are all fools? So easy to fool them?"

Yun Fu adjusted her sitting position, a serious look on her face. "What if I can make our injuries look real? From a distance, they won't be able to see anything. From up close, even if one of them has good eyesight and notices something, it will be too late. We can already find an opportunity to strike and achieve our goal."

Cheng Qingyan was silent for a moment and finally nodded.

"Okay, then let's follow your plan."

According to Yun Fu's plan, she and Cheng Qingyan would pretend to be together and go to the Jiazi tribe to explore the way first.

This is a matter that tests one's mental strength. If there are too many people involved, it will be easier for the truth to be exposed.

Cheng Qingyan had no objection to this.

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The first step for the two was to create the illusion that they were seriously injured.

Yun Fu helped herself first, taking some blood and smearing it on her face and clothes.

After a lot of trouble, he appeared in front of Cheng Qingyan, looking miserable as if he was seriously injured.

Cheng Qingyan was stunned. He thought that the boy was just bragging when he said "the fake is indistinguishable from the real thing".

I didn't expect it to be so similar.

"How did you do it? Put yourself in this state?"

"What the hell, this is called battle-damaged makeup."

With her understanding of the human body, Yun Fu knows how much blood will flow after a part of the body is injured, and how to support the person so that he will not fall down.

She carefully designed the location of each injury.

"This is the main artery in your thigh. If it's injured, it's impossible for such a small amount of blood to flow out. It's too fake. An inch to the side would be more accurate. But I don't recommend it if you have a thigh injury, because you have to keep pretending to be lame, and if you're not careful, you'll easily be exposed."

Yun Fu said, leaving blood stains on his arms and waist: "If the wound was on the arm and waist, it wouldn't be so troublesome."

Finished.

Cheng Qingyan didn't have the chance to look in the mirror to see what he looked like now.

But from the reactions of the people around him, he could tell how miserable he looked at the moment.

"Boss! You look so much like him!"

"Like! Really like!"

"Boss, you look worse off than him! You're more seriously injured than him!"

…

This was the first time Cheng Qingyan was praised for something like this, and he didn't know whether he should be happy or not.

The mood was very subtle. "You kid, you look so similar, is it because you get injured so often?"