The Whole Family of Cannon Fodder Reads My Mind, Who Understands? I've Gone Mad Killing

Heaven's beloved daughter descends to earth to undergo trials, becoming a three-and-a-half-year-old mute child who dies from a bowl of poisoned chicken soup, accompanied by an entire family of ...

Chapter 446 Countess

A lunch banquet is prepared for the Dragon Boat Festival.

At the royal villa where the dragon boat race was held, the weather was very good on the Dragon Boat Festival. The banquet held in the garden was attended by beauties brought by envoys from various countries who had been waiting for a long time and they all performed songs and dances on this day.

Yan Bao also feasted his eyes and enjoyed watching many beauties dancing, singing and playing music.

Yan Bao’s eyes were almost full of things to see.

I used to think I was beautiful enough, but now when I look at beauties of all shapes and sizes, some enchanting and beautiful, some cold and aloof, and some plump and some thin, I realize that there are thousands of beauties in the world, and there is no most beautiful, only more beautiful.

Even the Countess who came from Great Britain performed a dance for the emperor. She still had the charm of a mature beauty, which was incomparable to those young beauties.

The emperor looked at the beautiful woman with fair skin, charming eyes, blonde hair, blue eyes and voluptuous breasts, and suddenly he felt that he was able to do it again.

Yan Bao looked disdainful: [Your Majesty, why are you so unreserved? This Countess is truly a rare beauty. She's so fair and soft, she looks delicious, but she's sick!]

Xie Zhiluo: “?”

What disease?

Shen Shoufu: “???”

Is it contagious?

Mrs. Shen: “???”

I didn’t notice it, he looks quite energetic!

Brother Shen: “???”

Cough cough cough, Daying’s dress really saves fabric. Don’t look at it if it’s inappropriate. Don’t look at it if it’s inappropriate!

The emperor looked at the Countess's eyes, swallowed secretly, his Adam's apple rolled up and down, and he changed his sitting position uncomfortably.

Eunuch Fu noticed the emperor's little tricks and had served him for decades, so he knew what the emperor was thinking at the moment. Naturally, he made arrangements to let the emperor have a taste of the Countess.

The emperor didn't know that the fat meat he was eyeing was poisonous.

Yan Bao looked at the Countess with seductive eyes and curled his lips: "The British are so vicious. The Countess has been poisoned by plum blossoms, and yet she still tries to seduce the Emperor. The old Emperor is the same. He is still lecherous at his age. It turns out that men only behave themselves when they die!"

Shen Shoufu: “…”

I don't.

Brother Shen: “…”

I am not.

Xie Zhiluo: “…”

Yan Bao, look at me, look at me.

Mrs. Shen was curious, what is plum blossom poison? Is it very poisonous?

Soon, Yan Bao explained in his mind to those who could hear his inner voice: "The emperor probably doesn't know what plum blossom poison is. If I change the word to venereal disease, the emperor will definitely know."

Xie Zhiluo; “…”

So poisonous.

Shen Shoufu: “…”

So poisonous!

Brother Shen: “…”

I heard that this disease is difficult to cure. I wonder if my wife can cure it?

Wait, if the emperor and the countess do that, won’t they be infected?

Soon, Big Brother Shen's concerns were confirmed by Yan Bao's inner voice: "The poor lecherous emperor thought he had gotten away with it by sleeping with the Countess of Daying, but who knew he would soon find himself feeling unwell. The imperial doctors checked and found it was syphilis!"

The few people who heard the inner voice looked at the emperor with a look that was hard to describe.

Suddenly, he felt a chill down his spine. His heart, which had been burning just now, was stared at by Chief Minister Shen and the others for some reason. The emperor felt as if his underwear had been stripped off.

The emperor pointed to Xie Zhiluo, who was closest to him, and asked, "Is there anything wrong, Crown Prince?"

Seeing that Eunuch Fu was about to order someone to arrange for the Countess to sleep with him, Xie Zhiluo secretly clenched his fist and said in front of Yan Bao without changing his expression, "I wonder if the emperor has heard of the Countess's scandal?"

The Emperor was completely unable to resist the Countess's charm and immediately became interested: "What scandal?"

The emperor had heard about the royal chaos in Britain a long time ago. He knew the Countess's purpose, so he just played around and didn't take it seriously. Anyway, he wouldn't suffer any loss.

He is indeed the scum king that Yan Bao mentioned.

Yan Bao raised an eyebrow and listened to Xie Zhiluo's revelations with great interest: [No way, no way, could it be that Xie Zhiluo knew that the Countess had syphilis?]

Xie Zhiluo almost nodded in admission. Yes, he knew, and it was Yan Bao who told him.

Xie Zhiluo felt relieved to see that Yan Bao didn't doubt him, and immediately revealed the news: "I heard that the Countess is a fickle person and has had dealings with many nobles and ministers. One of the nobles is said to have syphilis."

The emperor, who was drinking fine wine, was so frightened that he coughed. He never thought that he would choke on his wine one day. His face suddenly turned ugly: "What did you say?"

Eunuch Fu also widened his eyes in surprise. Venereal... venereal disease?

Isn't this contagious?

Fortunately, it has not been arranged yet. If this countess is touched, wouldn’t the emperor be in trouble?

Xie Zhiluo said perfunctorily, "Father, I have only heard about it. I will have to wait and see what happens next."

The emperor's forehead throbbed with joy, thinking it was a fair and soft beauty, but who knew it was a poisonous mushroom.

Regardless of whether it was true or not, the emperor looked at the enchanting countess like a poisonous mushroom, beautiful but poisonous, and he couldn't bring himself to eat it.

For the sake of his own health, the emperor did not want to cause trouble for himself.

The Countess originally thought that she had successfully controlled the old emperor, but when she saw that the look in his eyes became more and more blurred and obscene when he looked at her, she knew that the old emperor was bewitched by her.

Who knew that after a while, the old emperor suddenly looked at him with the same cold and distant eyes as the priest.

The Countess's beautiful eyes slightly frowned. She had never doubted her beauty, but for the first time she doubted whether she was beautiful enough.

He also comforted himself that the old emperor might not be able to do it, so he would wait and see later.

And then nothing happened.

The Countess, who had failed to seduce the old emperor, raged at Prince Jason, "Didn't you say that the old emperor likes the women of Great Britain, especially big-breasted, brainless beauties like me? Why didn't he summon me?"

Prince Jason was also puzzled: "I've sent someone to inquire, and I'll see what news they have later."

Soon, the person who went to inquire came back with a piece of news that the old emperor favored a beauty of Damon, whose appearance and figure were not inferior to the Countess, the only difference was that she was young.

The middle-aged Countess was heartbroken: "The dog emperor really likes youth. I was young once too."

Prince Jason said disdainfully: "So what? Men like young and beautiful women."

The Countess was furious. She looked at the man in front of her with a seductive look. "Young and beautiful women have their advantages, and middle-aged women have their advantages. Prince, don't you want to compare the differences?"

The Countess is a master at flirting with men. Just a few glances and a few actions made Prince Jason unable to control himself. He soon rolled together with the Countess and enjoyed it very much.

I thought to myself, the Countess is truly a beauty. No wonder His Majesty the King was said to be reluctant to let her go when he sent her to me.

Now I know how exciting it is.

It’s a pity that the old emperor doesn’t know how to enjoy himself. If he were allowed to try it, he would definitely love it.

Prince Jason had no idea what kind of trouble he had gotten himself into with this test.

When Yan Bao heard that the emperor favored the beautiful Damon, he secretly breathed a sigh of relief, as long as it was not that Countess.

It seems that Xie Zhiluo has already taken precautions. If the emperor is not afraid of death and wants to sleep with the countess, Yan Bao can only light a candle for him. The old emperor is seeking his own death and no one can stop him.

She didn't pull it out, it was her own fault.