The Whole Family of Cannon Fodder Reads My Mind, Who Understands? I've Gone Mad Killing

Heaven's beloved daughter descends to earth to undergo trials, becoming a three-and-a-half-year-old mute child who dies from a bowl of poisoned chicken soup, accompanied by an entire family of ...

Extra: Eat your own melon

Many people cannot understand the latest calendar released by the court.

Looking closely, I realized what a good man this was. At least he didn't have to get up early and go to court in the dark.

As soon as Shen Shoufu heard it, he knew it was Yan Bao who did it.

I am so happy that I can enjoy a nine-to-five job in my lifetime.

Yan Bao finally didn't have to get up before dawn and could sleep until half past six. The East Palace where she lived was close to the Imperial Palace, so she could go to court on time at eight o'clock and have lunch at home.

If you want to eat from the imperial kitchen, you can also dine with the emperor.

The emperor was very happy to have a son with a boy's body and a girl's heart. Yan Bao would eat with him and he would even eat a few more bites of breakfast.

When Xie Zhiluo knew about this, he couldn't help but give Yan Bao a thumbs up. You know, he had suggested it before, but unfortunately his father ignored him and said that he was too young to seek comfort.

After scolding the guy, the nine-to-five job came to nothing.

As soon as Yan Bao opened his mouth, his biased father immediately took action.

That’s too much!

Xie Zhiluo knew that his father had always favored Yan Bao. After all, they were family, so he didn't care.

When he goes to court in the future, he can sleep an extra hour or two, which is very nice.

Xie Zhiluo didn't expect that pregnancy would be so uncomfortable. She had to follow certain foods and lost a lot of weight. Thinking that she couldn't harm Yan Bao's health, she forced herself to eat more, but she still vomited after eating.

Not only do I feel sleepy every day, I also lack energy and feel uncomfortable all over.

Fortunately, it was him who was pregnant. If it was Yan Bao, I don’t know how heartbroken he would be!

Mrs. Shen knew about the exchange between Yan Bao and Xie Zhiluo, and she came specially to see him. Looking at the haggard and weak Xie Zhiluo, she patted his hand soothingly and said, "Be patient, it will be fine after these few months. When I was pregnant with Yan Bao, I vomited everything I ate."

"Thank you for your hard work, Mom!" Xie Zhiluo tasted the pain of pregnancy and thought about just having one child in this life.

Madam Shen also felt sorry for Xie Zhiluo: "You have worked hard, but it is a bargain for Yan Bao."

"I volunteered. It's better for me to do it than to let Yanbao suffer." Xie Zhiluo was willing.

Mrs. Shen was so moved that she said, "It is a blessing for Yan Bao to marry you. If you have any questions about pregnancy in the future, you can ask me. I have experience!"

Xie Zhiluo nodded obediently: "It is also my blessing to be able to marry Yan Bao."

Mrs. Shen: “…”

Why is it that I can’t eat this dog food?

Why can't I swap souls when I'm pregnant and let the old man at home experience the pain of pregnancy?

Yan Bao didn't know that her mother envied her because someone was pregnant and gave birth to a baby for her.

Yan Bao was not a heartless person. She knew that Xie Zhiluo had a hard time during her pregnancy and that she liked to eat sour food. She picked a lot of sour plums herself and gave them to Xie Zhiluo to eat.

He even made pickles for Xie Zhiluo himself. As he didn't like sour food, he couldn't stop eating it.

The emperor heard that Xie Zhiluo liked sour food, so he asked Yan Bao, "Isn't it possible that she is pregnant with a son?"

Yan Bao waved his hand: "No, it's my daughter."

The emperor had a good reason: "Isn't it sour boys and spicy girls?"

Yan Bao took out a jar of pickled cucumbers and gave it to the emperor: "Now he likes spicy food, such as spicy strips, konjac noodles, super spicy fish tails, spicy rabbit heads, etc. He loves them very much."

The emperor ate a pickle and said, "It's so sour!"

Yan Bao smiled and said, "This son made it by himself, specially prepared for your Majesty. Your Majesty can use it to serve porridge. It's delicious!"

emperor:"......"

Are you sure it’s not because that brat doesn’t like sour food, and you’re afraid of wasting it, so you specially find someone to take over?

That night, the emperor took a bite of pickled cucumber and a sip of porridge, blinking and sighing as he ate: "I want to eat spicy food too, and I don't know when this bad boy will change his taste." What a bargain!

As Xie Zhiluo's Yanbao, she didn't have to endure the pain of pregnancy. She was so free and easy. She went to court every day to handle official business. After court, she would either find delicious food for Xie Zhiluo or go home to be with him.

Pregnant women need careful care, and she can't neglect her pregnant husband at home.

Yan Bao feels that he is a good and responsible partner.

Even so, Yan Bao almost pissed Xie Zhiluo off. As soon as she returned, Xie Zhiluo stared at her resentfully, saying in a resentful tone, "You still remember to come back? Are the women outside better? Are you keeping your family company?"

Yan Bao cried out: "It's unfair, husband, I'm a woman, how could I seduce a woman!"

Xie Zhiluo tapped her heart and his chest resentfully: "You are a man now, have you forgotten? If someone saw you being intimate with a woman, would you be worthy of me?"

He had done nothing wrong, yet he was given the reputation of a playboy prince.

Xie Zhiluo is so wronged!

Yan Bao was dumbfounded: "Ah, when?"

Xie Zhiluo recounted everything in detail: "The day before yesterday, someone saw you touching the hand of Tofu Xishi, giving a lecherous smile to the hot and sour noodle lady, saving the girl selling Bobo Chicken, and even planning to redeem the Oiran."

Who is slandering me?

When did I hook up with a decent woman?

I feel wronged!

Yan Bao panicked: "Husband, please listen to my explanation!"

Xie Zhiluo's emotions surged, tears streaming down his face. "Okay, tell me. Otherwise, I'll tell my parents and let them decide for me. You're having second thoughts. You want to abandon me and my son!"

Yan Bao was almost wrongly accused to death, and couldn't help but say the following words of a scumbag: "It's not that I thought I was a girl, it was careless. Others don't know whether I have two hearts or not, but you, my husband, know it. You gave birth to my children, how could I do something to let you down?"

Others are real scum.

Yan Bao is sincere.

She just hasn't adapted to her male body yet. It would be fine if it were a girl's body, but it would be inappropriate if it were a man's body.

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