The Whole Sect is Love-Obsessed, But I’m the Only Real Psycho

Emotion blogger Lin Du was so frustrated by love-obsessed people that she died of a heart attack. After her death, she transmigrates into a tragic romance cultivation novel, where she becomes a str...

Chapter 1 Professional Matching

Chapter 1 Professional Matching

The spring is coming and everything is beginning to change.

At the foot of the green hills is a crowd of people stretching for ten miles, singing and bowing in a rhythmic manner, one after another, especially prominent in the noisy sound of cooking porridge.

"Bone age seventeen, wood age thirty, gold age seventy, next one!"

Lin Du opened her eyes under the shove of the people behind her, and a palpitation made her frown involuntarily.

"Hurry up, the one in front! Why are you still not moving?"

"Keep your voice down, that person looks like he is in poor health and a little uncomfortable."

"Why is this sickly person joining in the fun? Which sect dares to accept him? Hurry up, don't delay the people behind us."

"Silence!" The monk who maintained order shouted with a stern face.

The people in front quickly fell silent.

Seeing that the person was slow to raise his hand, the monk who was testing his spiritual roots reminded him, "Put your hand there and recite your birth date."

A pale and slender hand fell in front of him, with bony bones and blue veins as clear as glass. The monk was startled and looked up at the owner of the hand.

The person looked young and slender. She was wearing a shabby, dark green robe. Her hair was casually tied behind her head. The strands of hair in front of her forehead were messy and a little yellow, as if she was malnourished.

But she had a pale and tired face, with drooping eyebrows and eyes, and a distant and cold expression, like a dead branch in winter with snow falling on it. If you are not careful, it will be crushed and turned into mist.

It's a sickly girl, but a really good-looking sickly girl. What a pity.

The Heavenly Stems and Earthly Branches of the Five Elements Sense Spirit Tool kept rotating, and finally stopped at an angle, and then the light was bright, and the people who registered behind the counter suddenly widened their eyes.

"... Born in the Lesser Cold, the sun and water are frozen, this is a natural full ice attribute, pure ice spiritual root."

Pure ice spiritual root, pure heart, unyielding, an excellent seedling for cultivation.

The cultivator behind the counter shouted as if he saw a rare treasure, "Bone age thirteen, it is a full ice spiritual root!"

The people behind him followed suit, today is a rare day for the Zhongzhou sect election, and the three sects, six schools, ten sects and other large and small sects have gathered here just to select new disciples.

Everyone is born with the five elements. Some people have conflicting spiritual roots, which makes it difficult to practice. Some people have spiritual roots that help each other, which makes it easier to absorb spiritual energy. This single spiritual root can be practiced quickly, not to mention the spiritual root that changes over time, which brings infinite blessings and is rare. It is true that

no matter how good or bad the cultivation qualifications are, there is always a chance to step into the avenue, but natural qualifications are still a necessary condition for entering a good sect.

After all... such good qualifications can absorb spiritual energy very quickly, and usually small sects dare not want them - they are afraid that their own spiritual veins will be sucked dry, so young geniuses are mostly born in large sects.

Who would have thought that this sickly and thin bamboo pole in front of him actually had such a good talent.

The monk holding a pen quickly wrote down Lin Du's attributes and handed her a wooden talisman. "Wuliangfu, take it, my friend. Please go to the square on the top of the mountain and wait for the sect to select you. Report according to the number on the wooden talisman."

Lin Du nodded and thanked him. Feeling the throbbing pain in her heart, the smile on the corner of her lips became bitter.

This body is not just a simple sickly one. It feels like it may break at any time in the next second.

Testing the spiritual roots is at the foot of the mountain. Those who are qualified to practice take the wooden talisman and step forward. In an instant, they are like traveling through time and space, and they are in front of the wide stone steps.

Lin Du looked up at the top of the mountain surrounded by floating clouds with some curiosity.

Is this the world of cultivation? It is more interesting than she thought.

Thoughts that do not belong to her appeared in her mind again.

[Host, how are you? Have you thought about it? You have to know that you only have one day left to live.]

Lin Du stepped onto the stone steps without changing his expression, "According to the routine of conventional cultivation novels, spiritual energy can prolong life, right?" He

was not amused.

The system was in a state of confusion. What kind of good host would be so uncooperative with the system.

[But is it possible? I mean, is there a possibility that you will not live to the day you start to cultivate?]

Lin Du walked very slowly. This body was really weak. Lin Daiyu looked healthier than herself.

She was an emotional blogger, an emotional blogger whose private messages and live broadcasts were filled with complaints about love.

Lin Du's parents are divorced, and no one has disciplined him since he was a child. He has seen many ups and downs in human nature. He has been drifting in the world of ambiguity and selfishness, and he can no longer see through people's hearts. He simply became an emotional blogger, because his style is sharp and clear, and every word is sharp and sharp , and his fans are increasing very quickly.

Unfortunately, no matter whether it is gentle persuasion or venomous insults, it can't save the large group of love brains in the world.

Lin Du's hair is getting thinner and her face is getting older - she is angry.

Finally, she opened up, and respect and ridicule were locked!

Who knew that after staying up late to live broadcast, she suddenly had palpitations and ended up here.

Yes, Lin Du traveled through time, or to be more precise, traveled through the book.

Entering a sadomasochistic cultivation series, this series brings together the top love brains in the major cultivation worlds. As Lin Du climbed the mountain, he looked at the extra catalog introductions in his head.

The eldest senior brother whose spirit bones were dug out by his lover, the second senior sister whose pregnant body was cut open by her lover to use as medicine to revive Bai Yueguang, the younger junior sister who was deceived by the demon king to steal the sect treasures and then cruelly abandoned because she had no use value, the master who silently paid for three thousand years and was finally sacrificed to the heaven by his lover...

Finally, she stopped.

The system waited expectantly for its host's response.

Host... The host covered his heart, took a breath, and then sat down due to exhaustion.

System: ...6

Lin Du turned to the end, "Can all of this end in a happy ending? What are you thinking about if you're not busy cultivating? Wang Baochuan would have said, "I'll give you my wild vegetables."

[It's because these unlucky relationships were taken as legitimate relationships, disrupting the fate books of everyone in the cultivation world, so the rules were disturbed and the host was dragged in.]

"What does it have to do with me?" Lin Du raised his eyelids lazily, his cold face showing a hint of sarcasm, "Respect, ridicule, lock up, thank you."

[But host, don't you feel like you're going to die soon?]

Lin Du covered his extremely uncomfortable heart, "It seems a little bit."

[Because my dear only has one day left to live, you were so angry in the real world that you got a heart attack and died, and the host can't go back even if he wants to]

[Every time you save a love brain and cut off their fate, the system will give corresponding elixir rewards according to the degree of love brain, and the host can extend his life~]

[And dear, your congenital deficiency requires extremely rare natural treasures, which ordinary sects cannot afford~ If dear, you want to use cultivation to extend your life, have you considered that poor health will also hinder cultivation? ]

Lin Du was silent, and there was no thought in his mind, as if he had let go, and the system was anxiously waiting for the host's response.

She sat carelessly on the cold and hard stone steps, her lips were purple due to lack of oxygen, and her beautiful face was gray and gloomy. The strands of hair on her forehead fell down as she leaned over. Because of her young age, she looked particularly androgynous.

People passed by this weird and weak young woman. She didn't care about her shabby appearance, and even looked contented.

"Du Shao, my dear, listen to me. I guess only a small sect will accept me with my spiritual root qualifications, but your spiritual root qualifications are so good that you can probably enter a big sect. We are an engaged couple and will definitely live together in the future. How can we separate..."

A man spoke very quickly, walking up the stairs while looking at the woman next to him.

"I don't want to separate from you either, but how can I decide whether this sect accepts people?"

The woman's voice was very embarrassed.

The man grabbed her hand and pleaded, "Come with me to the small sect. I really don't want to be separated from you. After we build the foundation together, I will become your Taoist couple."

The woman was startled, and then her face was tangled, "But... let me think about it."

"Qingqing... I really want to be with you forever, not to mention how can I rest assured that you will be alone in the big sect..."

The two people were talking very attentively and did not notice the person leaning on the side of the road.

Lin Du suddenly said, "Okay."

[What does the host mean? ]

Lin Du tilted his head slightly, his eyes followed the man and woman who were climbing the stairs with a bitter face, and a vague smile appeared at the corner of his lips, "Professional match, I guarantee you will be satisfied."

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Author Highlight: This is a female-themed article. The female characters in the whole article have their own characteristics. They are all excellent women who are themselves, but Lin Du's personal focus is on youthfulness.

I like to use the pronoun of youth. The "youth" in "a strong youth means a strong country" refers to people between the ages of ten and fifteen or sixteen in the Chinese dictionary, including boys and girls. I will not give any guidance on writing.

Thank you all for reading and liking this. I wish you all the best.

Taoism does not distinguish between genders. There are only brothers and sisters, uncles and uncles. Although this article is just a cultivation novel, many settings are borrowed from the rules of Taoism, that is, Lin Du is called little uncle.

*There is CP, but not many roles. It promotes the plot without delaying the plot. It is strong. The heroine is always the stronger party. In addition to love brains, there is also normal love in the world. For specific CP issues, please move to Chapter 59. The most important thing when reading an article is to have fun. If you don't like it, please leave quietly. Please respect the author's outline and the readers who like this article. I also wish you a happy life and find the article that suits your heart. Thank you for your understanding and support.