Departure for a porcelain collision

"It's absolutely true! There really is a new hotspot on the hotspot page. If you don't believe me, open your browser and take a look!"

The next morning, Tong Zhenzhen rarely stayed in bed. As soon as it was light, he turned over and woke Chen Miao up.

"Is this the reason why you screamed like a ghost last night? Do you know how strong a heart it takes to be your roommate? I was lying closest to you, and your voice almost scared me to death!"

Chen Miao got up sleepily, glared at her unhappily, and opened her hotspot page to see what was going on. As a result, she actually found an additional hotspot with only one signal bar. Her eyes, which were originally half-closed, suddenly widened:

"Oh my god, there's one more! 'Those who don't poop will be killed immediately! I miss you, stinky baby'...hiss, this person is using the hot topic name as a memo, not only expressing his disgust for people with no manners, but also expressing his love with his partner that smells sour——"

"Hey, who asked you to do reading comprehension?" Tong Zhenzhen interrupted her, shaking her still sleepy brain violently, "In our military camp, no one except me has a hotspot. These must be the lost family members!"

She did not delay and posted this discovery to the group. Just as she was about to go find Xie Ci, the dazed Chen Miao looked up and asked her:

"What are you going to do? You don't have to thank him in person. Isn't he in the group? Just tag him."

Tong Zhenzhen's foot froze as she was about to step forward, and then she quickly retracted it, lying back on the straw mat smoothly:

"Oh yeah, I almost forgot. I'm too lazy to run then."

【Chinese-The Only True God】:

General, great news! Our companions should be nearby. What countries are camping around here? @【Thank you】

Tong Zhenzhen glanced at the sky outside. Her experience from many days of scouting allowed her to easily judge that it was still early and she should wait a while before he would reply. Just as she was about to open the Honor of Kings, which she hadn't seen for many days, to play a ranked match, Xie Ci had replied to her message in seconds. She was so scared that she quickly logged out to avoid being scolded for AFK.

【Acknowledgement】：

I was just about to tell you about this. When Vice General Xie went out to investigate, he looked for them with the portraits you gave him, but he didn't see them. If they are nearby, there are some small countries scattered around. The Linyuan territory captured by Gulou and the border towns of Changhao are not far from here.

【kite】:

Reporting to the general, this time we have tracked down the main force of the Poyuan Army led by Duanmu Yu. It is estimated that they are 200 miles to the northwest. They should not have discovered our position. There is no movement for the time being.

【Acknowledgement】：

Thank you for your hard work. Be careful on your way back. In this case, the plan to recover the lost land of Gulou will continue as usual. Be prepared @【Chinese-The Only True God】. I just happened to go and see if there are any of your accomplices there.

【Chinese-The Only True God】:

…Please pay attention to your words! It’s a companion! Can you guys go to your own small group to discuss business? This group is for us, don’t ruin our happy atmosphere!

Tong Zhenzhen pouted in dissatisfaction. Well, this time Party A urged her to work again. Since the Crispy Plan was decided, Xie Ci's first goal was to take back Muzhou City that was annexed by Gulou. He also set up small groups for the soldiers in the barracks, dividing them according to their responsibilities to improve the efficiency of information dissemination. They reported their tasks in the main group with Xie Ci as the group leader, and each of them performed his own duties, which was in sharp contrast to the college students who spent all day in the group chatting.

【Acknowledgement】：

Humph, do you think I want to talk about serious matters in this smoky and chaotic group? I'm warning you, if you're late for the martial arts performance again, I'll beat you up!

【Chinese-The Only True God】:

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【Jike-Hair Volume King】:

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【Small Teaching-Makabaka】:

No, who taught him this? I'm going to call the police to arrest him. How could he have led the ancients astray?

Xie Ci, who had just finished his morning exercise, returned to the tent and casually handed the towel for wiping his sweat to the personal guard who was serving him. It was scorching hot, so he took off his shirt to cool down. Beads of sweat meandered down his muscular chest and abdomen, and disappeared between his thin waistline.

He stared at the chat in the group, pursed his lips, looked puzzled, and raised his eyebrows in a questioning arc. He originally wanted to learn more of Tong Zhenzhen and the others' expressions to liven up the atmosphere and bring them closer to each other so that Tong Zhenzhen wouldn't always scold him behind his back. But why did the atmosphere feel more tense? Was he using the wrong terms?

Xie Ci hesitated for a moment, then sent out the emoticon package recommended to him by Lin Shizhu, saying that it was shared by Chen Miao and it would appear more friendly.

【Acknowledgement】：

(Take my meow punch.jpg)

【Chinese-The Only True God】:

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【Civil Engineering - Plastering】:

Oh my god... This embarrassing moment is like when my grandpa first learned how to use WeChat and sent me a "momoda" emoji.

The group chat seemed to be still for a moment, no one sent any messages, only the meow fist emoticon was still waving its cat claws. Xie Ci blushed to his ears, and then he realized something, feeling embarrassed, so he closed the group chat and got up to go to the martial arts field.

I shouldn't have listened to Lin Shizhu's bad advice!

After the plan of bumping into someone and trying to steal a car was drawn up, the martial arts rehearsal became a lot easier. Anyway, they were not expected to use force to subdue the enemy, so Xie Ci stopped making things difficult for them and instead started with simulations and scenario drills of the bumping into someone and trying out the refugee disguises. Since they would be leaving to take back Muzhou City in three days, they would try out the refugee disguises in advance today.

Some students in the Academy of Fine Arts are bound to the beauty makeup system, so this job naturally fell on them. When Tong Zhenzhen arrived at the venue, Xie Ci had already led them to set up the makeup venue. There were huge makeup boxes neatly stacked on several square tables, with the "Little Pony Run" logo printed on them. You can tell at a glance that it was the work of Ma Chengyun, and it looked quite spectacular from a distance.

As soon as she arrived at the entrance of the school field, a responsible classmate came up to her and led her to a table to sit down. Then he took out a cleansing towel and familiarly cleansed Tong Zhenzhen's face first, and then applied foundation and makeup brushes. Xie Ci also came forward to watch out of curiosity.

"Sister Tian, ​​how do you maintain such good skin? It's so white that it reflects light!" The makeup lady exclaimed sincerely and poked Tong Zhenzhen's face with a powder puff.

Hearing this, Xie Ci also lowered his head to look at Tong Zhenzhen's skin. He had to admit that this girl was really beautiful. The warm light of the morning light outlined her delicate eyebrows, and her watery eyes were exceptionally crystal clear under the mottled light and shadow, clearer and more lively than the finest glass he had ever seen. When she squinted lazily, she looked like a kitten stealing food. But she was too lazy to take care of herself. She went out without makeup all day, and the ends of her hair were a little tangled, which was a waste of such a beautiful face.

"It's not that I take good care of myself. It's mainly because I stay in the dormitory for so long without seeing the sun, and my skin is so white..." Tong Zhenzhen pulled the corners of her mouth awkwardly.

Xie Ci slowly exhaled. The tangled hair was not pleasing to the eye. Finally, he could not help but picked up a wooden comb from the table and motioned her to tilt her head:

"Move your head closer. Don't you comb your hair in the morning? Can a girl not be so sloppy? You are all really..."

He was grumbling with dissatisfaction, but his hands were extremely careful, fearing that he would hurt her. The classmate who was in charge of makeup was stunned. Is this still the same Xie who looked like the dean when he got angry? Could the couple that everyone was randomly shipping be true?

In contrast to her classmates' sharp intuition, Tong Zhenzhen's brain circuit is slow. She can't help but think of the previous chat with Xie Yuan, in which the other party always complained that her brother was sometimes like an old mother, nagging and worrying all the time. Now it seems that his reputation is well-deserved. All this excess worry is directed at her!

Of course she didn't dare say this out loud. Tong Zhenzhen could only stand up straight. In front of her, the makeup artist was working on her face with a brush and artificial leather, and behind her, she had to endure the clutches of Xie Ci. She was really exhausted.

She sighed secretly. Chen Miao was right. The younger brother was immature and difficult to deal with. There was nothing she could do. As a sister, she had to bear more responsibility.

If Xie Ci knew how Tong Zhenzhen had misinterpreted his meaning, he would be so angry that he would vomit three liters of blood. Fortunately, he couldn't hear it. After focusing on helping her straighten her hair, he finally calmed down. Just as he was about to take a break, he looked down and found that there was a lot of makeup powder on her wrist. His brows frowned again.

"Here, wipe your hands with this."

Xie Ci pulled out a handkerchief from somewhere and stuffed it into Tong Zhenzhen's hand. The handkerchief was made of aqua-red brocade, with lotus and mandarin ducks playing in the water embroidered on it. The stitches were fine and neat, and it was obvious that it was made by an expert. She didn't care and took it and thanked him casually:

"Thanks, I'll wash it and return it to you some other day!"

Xie Ci turned away, crossed his arms a little uncomfortably and replied:

"No, you keep it for yourself. My sister originally gave it to you after she embroidered it. I am just passing it on to you."

"Wow, Sister Yuan is so skillful! I'll thank her in person when she comes back!"

In fact, this handkerchief was the one he had reworked twice from a menstrual cloth. He had wanted to send it out in the name of Xie Yuan, but she was in a hurry to go out for investigation, so the matter was left unresolved. It happened that he found the opportunity this time and sent the thing out quickly, so that this person would not be so sloppy again and would be too lazy to wipe the dirt on him!

Xie Ci had already found an excuse for himself, but for some reason, when he heard Tong Zhenzhen praising his dexterity, his ears continued to heat up. Tong Zhenzhen, who was standing beside him, caught a glimpse of his red face and asked worriedly:

"General, why is your face so red? Are you suffering from heat stroke? Why don't you go see Doctor Lin?"

Xie Ci was startled, and he stroked his cheek, and indeed felt a burning sensation on his fat belly. He turned and left, muttering to himself:

"It's time to go check it out..."

The makeup students who watched the whole process: ...No, are you sure it was heat stroke? !

Well, this depends on their luck, you can’t force it!

She shook her head with deep emotion, patted the loose powder on her hands, finished the last step of setting her makeup, looked at it with satisfaction, and raised the bronze mirror next to her to show it to Tong Zhenzhen:

"How is it? With my many years of experience as a makeup artist at comic conventions and the special effects props provided by the makeup system, isn't it very realistic?"

Tong Zhenzhen opened her eyes and looked around. It was indeed a product of technology and hard work. The fake skin made the person look half as old as before. The wrinkles on her face were also extremely realistic. With the deep foundation and proper contouring, she looked like an old woman who had fled for many days and was pale and thin. She gave a thumbs up:

"My sister is awesome! This will definitely work!"

The effect of the first makeup trial was exceptionally good, and the lifeless eyes and staggering gait of the fragile-skinned college students were so lifelike that Xie Ci went straight to the next step. He went through the plan of hitting someone from beginning to end within three days and then set off with his men.

This time the target of the plan was the Gulou Army. In order to avoid being recognized by the other side and being exposed, the Xie brothers and sisters who had faced each other on the battlefield naturally could not go with them. So they let Lin Shizhu, who had been in logistics for many years, go and take charge. They would lead the college students to sneak into the city disguised as refugees, and after making contact with the Gulou Army and turning them into crispy skins, they would lead people in to attack the city.

It was a sunny day on the day of departure. The sun was high in the sky, and the overbearing sunlight penetrated the thin clouds and hit the earth directly, setting off waves of heat. The already weak college students were knocked down all over the place, and it seemed that they would die before they could accomplish their mission.

Tong Zhenzhen's forehead was sweating uncontrollably, wetting her hair on both sides. She had to raise her weak arms to wipe the sweat, but she wiped off a large piece of foundation instead. She was so scared that she dared not move anymore. This time she was going to face a real enemy. Although she would not die, she still had to be cautious and not reveal herself.

Just when she was about to find a young lady from the Academy of Fine Arts to touch up her makeup, Tong Zhenzhen, who was walking in the front row, squinted her eyes and saw a row of moving black dots on the distant horizon. It took her a while to realize that it was Gu Loujun. She quickly shouted to Xie Ci behind her:

"General, look, are those people in front of us Gulou?"