Silly little sun, fragile university girl X Cranky, unruly, tsundere general.
As a fragile university student of the new era, Tong Zhenzhen not only transmigrated but landed directly in a mil...
Even my hot spot
Tong Zhenzhen hurriedly handed the bowl over, looking at her delicious food with expectation, like a kitten waiting to be fed - until she saw the green vegetables in the pot, she immediately frowned like a kitten, and looked around in disbelief, trying to find some meat:
"That's it? No meat?"
Wang Shuzheng was not happy and pretended to take the bowl back:
"Eat it if you want! This is a military camp, not a restaurant in the capital where you can be picky! The only remaining meat was eaten up by you yesterday. If you have any complaints, go find the Fatty, the High Priest. I, a little cook, can't serve the High Priest!"
"Hey, hey, goodbye!" Tong Zhenzhen quickly snatched the bowl back, lowered her brows, looked at the green in the bowl with grievance, and walked consciously to the side to get the steamed bread.
"Sister, don't lose heart!" The president of the cooking club who was in charge of distributing the steamed buns patted her head soothingly. "We used the food system to make the steamed buns taste like chicken. Although it only tastes like chicken and is not the real thing, it's better than nothing!"
Tong Zhenzhen took the steamed bread and thanked him gratefully. Then she remembered something and asked excitedly:
"Then can your food system directly make modern technology and hard work such as big plate chicken and braised chicken?"
The president of the cooking club sighed:
"Of course we can, but without meat, the system can't make these raw materials. We can only wait for Xiao Ma to accumulate enough points as soon as possible and unlock the ingredients part of the mall system, so that we can have meat to eat."
Tong Zhenzhen looked in the direction of her finger and saw the curly-haired Ma Chengyun working hard to squeeze through the crowd, desperately trying to sell his only product, toothpicks:
"Brother, can you have one? Little toothpick, I hope that every penny you invest will help us to have meat to eat!"
"Miss, have one, Xiao Ma's selected skewers, to protect your oral hygiene!"
Under the bombardment of this guy's smooth talk and sweet words, many people bought the toothpicks without thinking. Tong Zhenzhen nodded with relief and ate a mouthful of green and healthy vegetables with tears in her eyes. Now she could only rely on Comrade Ma.
After Chen Miao finished her meal, the two of them found a tree root and squatted down to eat. While chatting, Tong Zhenzhen couldn't help but think of her lost roommates. Even though she was cheerful all day long, she couldn't help feeling worried.
The system didn't give any hints. With so many countries, where could I find them? I had no idea about the world peace mission. I thought I could rely on cheat codes, but no one's system worked. Now I was being targeted by the evil ghost named Xie...
Tong Zhen was really worried. She lowered her head and drank three more bowls of rice with tears in her eyes. Just when she was eating happily, a sharp male voice exploded in her ears:
"Oh my God! How dare you let the priest eat this kind of thing?!"
Her ears were buzzing because of the noise, and she was forced to look up from her bowl. She found that it was the short and fat high priest. His face was full of anger, and the fat at the corners of his mouth was shaking with excitement, which really affected her appetite.
The high priest's voice was loud, and this complaint naturally fell into Uncle Wang's ears. He snorted coldly, picked up the big machete on the chopping board, and the glare of the knife was so dazzling that the high priest couldn't open his eyes, so he had to shut up. Tong Zhenzhen also withdrew her gaze, feeling that the style of the knife was inexplicably familiar, and then she suddenly realized that it was the one Xie Ci used to cut his hair when he first met him!
The high priest saw Tong Zhenzhen's face darken, thinking that his words had successfully provoked her dissatisfaction with Xie Ci, so he struck while the iron was hot and said earnestly:
"Please forgive me, Master Priest. The cook is the one who has given up. He is taking advantage of his power and dares to be disrespectful to you! Why don't you come sit with me for a while? I will arrange for someone to prepare delicious food for you!"
He winked and hinted that if he could win over the priests to his side, let’s see what more Xie Ci could do!
Chen Miao, who had been listening, wiped her mouth and winked at Tong Zhenzhen. Tong Zhenzhen understood and stood up with a smile. Just when the high priest was surprised and thought that he had succeeded, she replied in an unfathomable way:
"No need, we still need to practice meditation, so let's say goodbye now."
After saying that, he pulled Chen Miao and ran back to the camp. Just kidding, instead of being used as a gun by others, it is better to go back and take a nap!
"——Hey, Master Priest!" The high priest hurriedly ran after him for a few steps. Unfortunately, his body was too heavy after eating and drinking so much that he soon became exhausted and gasped for breath. He cursed inwardly:
"Bah! Do you really take yourself seriously when I call you a priest? Without me flattering you, you are nothing!"
He brushed off the dust on his golden robe in annoyance, thinking that he shouldn't have come to this shabby place and got himself into trouble! Then he left angrily, intending to go back to his residence and take a good bath.
In the afternoon, a breeze blew through the camp, causing the dense branches to move in response. The shade of the trees swayed gracefully, and from among them emerged a handsome young man, who was none other than Lin Shizhu.
He saw everything that had just happened, with a hint of sneer on his lips. It seemed that someone's flattery had failed. It is better to share happiness with others than to enjoy it alone, so he would share this joke with Xie Ci.
Xie Ci, who was too fragile, was forced to lie down in Lin Shizhu's military medical camp to recuperate. He only lazily raised his eyelids when he heard the noise. He was very honest. Lin Shizhu said in surprise:
"Yo, so quiet? I thought you were busy practicing martial arts again."
Xie Ci pointed at his weak arms and said:
"I practiced it, and it dislocated again."
Lin Shizhu was speechless and could only reconnect it for him. He then struggled to snatch the silver spear he was holding tightly and threw it onto the weapon rack where he could not reach.
"Okay, General Xie, just follow the doctor's orders and be quiet for a while. I'll tell you a joke."
Then he told him what he had just seen. Xie Ci smiled grimly and spat:
"Serves him right! Does he really think that everyone will fall for his flattery like the emperor? But it seems that those weirdos are not his people."
Lin Shizhu nodded in agreement:
"The sacrifice was probably an accident. You and I both know that the high priest is just a charlatan with no real ability. The sacrifice was just a cover for him to use two thousand insiders to get rid of you. He probably didn't expect to summon those people and ruin his original plan."
Xie Ci kept staring at the silver spear thrown into the corner, and replied:
"Hmph, so I should thank those evildoers for saving my life? Their purpose is still unknown, and they turned me into this state. What good intentions can they have? Now Changhao's gang of bastards are hiding somewhere to attack me, I must--"
As a result, before he could finish his words, he talked about the broken bones in his chest again, and was forced to stop talking. Beads of sweat slid down his forehead. Seeing him like this, Lin Shizhu couldn't help but sigh:
"No matter how anxious you are, you have to take good care of yourself first, and then find time to ask that girl for help to see if she can help you recover. Xiao Yuan has already gone to check on Chang Hao, and she must be on her way back. As a brother, you can't let your sister worry about you, right?"
Xie Ci wanted to argue, but when he heard his sister, he swallowed his words, groaned, turned his face away, and whispered:
"I don't want to beg her... Let's not talk about this anymore. Have the food and fodder I borrowed from Gaoting City arrived?"
The two were discussing military secrets when the heavy cowhide curtain was suddenly thrown onto the door frame. It seemed that they were so flustered that they even forgot to put it down. The cold wind from outside rushed in instantly, causing the flickering fire beside Xie Ci to flicker a few times. He frowned and looked over, about to reprimand, but when he saw who was coming, he couldn't help but said in surprise:
"Xiao Yuan? You're back!"
The woman had delicate features, and was not tall but very majestic. She was wearing a scarlet mail armor and armor on her legs and feet. She looked heavy, but she walked lightly. Her fingers, which were covered with calluses from years of martial arts training, pressed on the long sword at her waist, tapping it irritably.
"Brother, the situation is urgent," Xie Yuan said hoarsely, exhausted from running all night, "We haven't found the main force of Changhao under Duanmu Yu in this investigation, but his deputy general Xu Yuan has led his men to approach our camp, and they are stationed less than a hundred miles away."
This piece of news was like a bolt from the blue to Xie Ci. Duanmu Yu was the commander of Changhao's elite Poyuan Army, which was specifically designed to target Linyuan. Xie Ci had fought with him many times before. Although this man was not as strong as him, he was proficient in military tactics, had treacherous whereabouts, and was very good at sneak attacks, making him hard to guard against.
Xie Yuan was a little stunned when she saw her brother, who was always confident and frivolous, frowning:
"Brother, this isn't the first time we've fought Chang Hao. It's right to be cautious, but there's no need to be so worried, right?"
Lin Shizhu, who knew the whole situation, smiled bitterly. He didn't have to worry about Xie Ci, the living king of hell in the past, but now... he couldn't really let him stand there and invite lightning to strike him as Tong Zhenzhen said, right?
He pulled the confused Xie Yuan aside and told her what happened when she was away.
Tong Zhenzhen always felt that the atmosphere in the military camp seemed a little tense recently. Xie Ci's few personal guards were training intensively, and the defense line outside the military camp was reinforced layer by layer. A lot of copper caltrops for pricking horse hooves were also scattered, making her heart pound as if something big was about to happen.
However, Xie Ci had been quiet and hadn't caused any trouble. Even his ghost had disappeared. For the past three days, a female deputy general had been guarding them. It was said that she was Xie Ci's younger sister. She looked heroic and resembled Xie Ci 70%, but her facial features were deeper. Her black eyes were as bright as stars, and she looked more like a general than that pretty boy.
"Get up, you've only run for less than half an incense stick, it's really embarrassing! What use will you be if you go to the battlefield?" Xie Yuan frowned and looked at Ma Chengyun who was lying exhausted, grabbed a handful of his curly hair, and spoke in a cold tone.
My brother has suffered such a misfortune that even his soldiers have been replaced. No matter who these people are, we have to let them take over now as it is extremely urgent!
Ma Chengyun's eyes were full of stars, and he was already dizzy. He took out a toothpick and said:
"I, I can turn into a toothpick!"
Tong Zhenzhen glanced at Xie Yuan's hand that was resting on the scabbard, and lit a candle for Xiao Ma.
Xie Yuan frowned, raised her sword and cut the fragile toothpick into three pieces. Ma Chengyun didn't feel any pain, and hurriedly took out a bag of brown sugar from the mall:
"Don't worry, little sister. I have a new product here - Pony's Selected Brown Sugar. Let it accompany you through your difficult menstrual period!"
"Who is your sister?" Xie Yuan was a little embarrassed and reached out to pull his ear, "What does menstrual period mean?"
Ma Chengyun howled in pain, then he remembered that there was no such term in ancient times. However, he didn't have the right major, so he could only look to Tong Zhenzhen for help. Fortunately, even she, a linguistics expert, knew this common sense and explained:
"It's just my period."
"How dare you tease me?!" Xie Yuan was completely annoyed, his ears turned red, he drew his sword and chased after Ma Chengyun.
Ma Chengyun failed to sell his products and was chased. He ran around the school field howling and threw the brown sugar aside in panic. Tong Zhenzhen happened to pick it up. She quietly opened the brown sugar and gave a few bags in half to Chen Miao:
"That's great, my aunt is coming soon, and I need this!"
After living in the same dormitory for a long time, even their menstrual periods were next to each other. Chen Miao poked the packaging:
"Yes, I hope Xiao Ma can work harder to unlock it, and then maybe I can buy some sanitary napkins."
During the chat, the long-lost Crunchy Shark finally came online:
【Thank you for your waiting! The leader has approved the connection to the Internet. Now the hotspot permission is opened for you. Anyone who connects to your hotspot can enjoy the surfing rights in the system! You can also create a group chat to facilitate information exchange and contribute to world peace! 】
Just as it said, a floating screen suddenly appeared in front of Tong Zhenzhen and the others. Only her page was a hotspot icon. The Internet memory engraved in her DNA allowed Tong Zhenzhen to learn it by herself. With shaking hands, she named the hotspot "Brothers, come connect with me!", and then announced to everyone in a loud voice:
"Family members come to connect to the hotspot to surf the Internet!"
The college students were stunned for a moment, and then they all cheered and clicked the confirmation button on the screen. They had already forgotten about Ma Chengyun who was still being hunted. Tong Zhenzhen skillfully created a large group called [AAA Time Travel Group] and pulled all the college students present into the group chat. Suddenly, 99 people in the group chat:
"Wow, my dear little king, daddy can finally favor you - why the hell did I drop to bronze?!"
"Teacher Wanyan, I have come to Liao. The days without you are really coming to an end!"
"Hey, can we create a small group? Let's create a small group for the family members of the same group!"
During the training these few days, they were divided into groups of five, but when it came to Tong Zhenzhen, there were not enough people, so four had to get together.
[Hanwen-The Only True God] invited [Hanwen-You Miaojie], [Business-Xiao Ma Kuaipao], and [Medicine-Xue Yide] to join the group chat [Four Stooges]
【Chinese-The Only True God】:? What the hell, Xiao Ma, you are being hunted and you still have time to join the group? @【Business-Xiao Ma Run】
[Business - Little Pony Runs Fast]: I rely on my hand speed, I don’t have time to add marks. The elder sister has caught up with us. Brother Xue, you can take care of yourself. Let’s talk about family members later!
Your friend [Business-Pony Run has gone offline]
【Chinese-Ni Miao Jie】:Goodbye, Ma Ge (Put your hands together)
【Chinese-The Only True God】: Goodbye, Brother Ma (Put your hands together) @【Medicine-Xue Yide】Brother, come and show yourself? What's your name, and what does the system do?
[Medicine - Xue Yide]: Isn't that what it's called? My last name is Xue Yide. The medical system can produce corresponding drugs based on the drug molecular formula I memorized, but this function has been locked, saying that I don't have permission.
Tong Zhenzhen smacked her lips and whispered to Chen Miao:
“I don’t understand it, but it seems pretty awesome.”
Chen Miao nodded and spread her hands to say:
"There are still people using their real names online these days? He must be a straight man!"
Seeing the sudden silence in the group, the straight man hesitated for a moment, but still sent a message:
[Medicine - Xue Yide]: I suggest that we think about how to unlock the drug production function. The system functions in the hands of us medical students are basically the same, but as long as it involves drug production, it is locked. So in ancient times when medical conditions were underdeveloped, or in military camps where germs were easily breed, once we got sick, how could fragile college students like us survive?